JesssFam: Baby Skube on the Boobie (Part 78)

[imapumkinseed]

I don't remember her ever saying "perfect" this much with her other kids. She's so over the moon this time because she's happily(ish) married to the father for once, with a house of their own... and, dare I say it, finally has a blonde, blue eyed girl who will look like her... it's shitty but I'm getting that impression with all the perfect/angelic references.

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[pianogossiper]

AddySkubeAndSomeOtherKidsToo

this is far too accurate... those other kids won't even get a look in now

[Casse]

She says this was the craziest birth she's had yet. Nothing seems out of the ordinary and it seems like she still birthed at home. And it makes you wonder how Bad the post partum complications could have been if she was out shopping so easily.

She did look more miserable in the reveal video, she usually yells but looks normal inbetween contractions but she looked pretty exhausted, she was all pink. Maybe the baby never turned and she had back labor

I hope she's not over exaggerating for views! I'm intrigued now haha because idk how any of her labors could be crazier than the twins. I've popped 2 babies out and I still was more stressed out watching the twins births haha

Usually when she says something was super hectic and stressful, it's usually not that big of a deal. Betting on her birth going about as easily and as normally as any home birth can go.

[msgmiscc]

AddieJadeAndSomePinkShit

[kgiff77]

AddieJadeAndSomePinkShit

AddieJadeAndLotsOfPinkShit


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[blackroses]

More like AddieJadeAndThrowonfShade.

I actually kinda wanna get wasted tonight so maybe I'll join in on the drinking game

[MamaJoAnna]

NEXT PART (discuss the birth vlog here once it goes live)

http://ytmommadrama.com/viewtopic.php?f=181&t=10155

[kellynicole]

Who brought up the birth vlog drinking game in the last thread? I might actually do it.

That was me lol I added one and changed the chug since we already know it's a girl


Gender/labor vlog drinking game:
Shot for every time she says "oh my god"
Shot for every time she mentions bodily functions
Shot for every person attending the birth
Two shots for every time she moans/screams/curses
Chug when baby is born

Shit. I might die if I do this


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[gemmie]

Also, new thread for the birth vlog?

TheRaidOfAddieJade
AddieMeetsHerDaddie
PrincessAngelBabySevensDescentFromHeaven
BabyFiveShesALIVE
AddiesBirthWelcomeToEarth
AddieJade1080pDisplayed
NoDrugOnlyMucusPlug

Actually, I want to add one more option, based purely on a discussion topic this past thread enjoyed:
BabyAddieCOMETODADDY

Stabbysadaddytobabyaddylandonwho?

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Good god. Lmao!


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[JennaLuvBug]

I'm thinking the placenta didn't wanna detach because it decided to just stay put because it has to form every 2 years with her anyway.


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[Jorjax]

Birth vid up!
Lol at the dicipline scene at breakfast.
It was really interesting alot more exciting than any of her previous. I still cant beleive after all she went through and hospital she went out the next day shopping lol give your body a rest girl

[smom12]

Jess, this is god's way of saying no more babies. You have many beautiful children that need you. Don't be stupid and risk another.


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[luci417]

I don't see Jess and Chris being together for a long time. 5 years max and that's giving them too much credit.

Just curious, what makes you think that? I think it is possible the relationship will fizzle and they may not be able to stand each other in about 5 years, but Jesss will fight tooth and nail to stay married. I think even if he cheated, she would stay with him. Even if he was not sorry about it and did it more than once. She wants to be married and would likely not find someone to take in her brood. That being said, i could also see them falling into a comfortable rhythm with nothing special left in their marriage, but nothing major to break them up.

Chris clearly adores Jess and landen.I think she loves that more than him. I don't know if they'll stay together forever, especially if Addalynn really is her last, because I think once she;s no longer a young mom of 5 kids she'll realise she can do better. It's one thing to have a lot of kids who are teens/moved out, and another to have a lot of kids that you expect your new partner to raise with you. We know by now that Jess always wanted to be a wife and mom with 1 husband and 4 kids and once that didn't work out (twice) she convinced herself she wanted to be a crunchy mom to a big blended family. Jess doesn't leave because once she decides things should be a certain way, she will do everything in her power to make/keep them like that. Hence why she stayed with drake even when they were both clearly miserable and over it, she was trying so hard to keep their family 'perfect' and intact.

Logistically, I think she'd stay with him even if things are bad because he helps with the kids at least somewhat. Before Chris moved in, especially that one summer, Jess looked so overwhelmed and depressed trying to take care of the 4 kids by herself in mimi's duplex. that uncensored costco video was so weird and sad to watch, i felt bad for everyone in it. i think if they broke up she'd have to move back in because no way could she handle young children by herself.

As for chris, i don't think he'll ever leave. Chris isn't good looking and he clearly doesn't have a lot of job prospects. He'd also be a single dad to 3 children by 2 women if they go divorced. Jess is a pretty redhead who can afford to rent a nice house and be the main earner and she only wants to be a wife/mom so she'll raise his kids and act like a total idiot to make him feel good about himself.

[Mel1011]

I think Chris could be good looking if he lost a little weight and changed his hair/clothing style.

[emlyx]

Chris's dad just passed. How sad

[emlyx]

Sorry, I just realized this thread was over.