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JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby lyddiebug » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:12 pm

Spoink_12 wrote:Anyone else catch this? Around 3:00min mark. Gabe laying on the couch with a pillow up against Jess.

*It won't let me attach a picture.

Here's a link that starts at that part of the video: https://youtu.be/1CsIMK3VLYs?t=200. Such a weird moment...
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby MommaMia3 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:19 pm

The kids aren't the only ones with filthy feet [img]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170902/b16a514280cfb82a031860acbc52a786.jpg[/img]

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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Bsveach15 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:21 pm

Chris to Jess:
"Your dirty, go take a shower"

Well ain't that the truth.


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Shawn2011 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:54 pm

trumputin wrote:Omg, why does everyone here make it a mommy pissing contest about who raises their kids better or who cleans their house better amongst users?!?! Shouldn't that be in the boxing ring? This thread is about Jess, not y'all. I don't care to see everyone bicker about how user X has a better regime than user Y for thing Z. There comes a point where it's not even relevant to what we've been discussing about Jess.


I feel the same way. I thought something had actually happened but it was just pages and pages of people taking about how great they are at cleaning. Good for them but who cares? Unpopular opinion but I honestly don't think Jess' house is that bad. What difference does it make to anyone if she has stuff on the kitchen counter or crumbs on the floor? Don't sweat the small stuff - at least she isn't driving herself crazy trying to compete with the perfect mums.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Highlighter » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:34 am

Shawn2011 wrote:
trumputin wrote:Omg, why does everyone here make it a mommy pissing contest about who raises their kids better or who cleans their house better amongst users?!?! Shouldn't that be in the boxing ring? This thread is about Jess, not y'all. I don't care to see everyone bicker about how user X has a better regime than user Y for thing Z. There comes a point where it's not even relevant to what we've been discussing about Jess.


I feel the same way. I thought something had actually happened but it was just pages and pages of people taking about how great they are at cleaning. Good for them but who cares? Unpopular opinion but I honestly don't think Jess' house is that bad. What difference does it make to anyone if she has stuff on the kitchen counter or crumbs on the floor? Don't sweat the small stuff - at least she isn't driving herself crazy trying to compete with the perfect mums.


Crumbs on the floor can lead to infestations...Anyway, it's more about the examples she's setting to her children. Plenty of people on here complain about their lazy slob partners and people generally act like that if they haven't been set a good example growing up.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Shawn2011 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:05 am

Highlighter wrote:
Shawn2011 wrote:
trumputin wrote:Omg, why does everyone here make it a mommy pissing contest about who raises their kids better or who cleans their house better amongst users?!?! Shouldn't that be in the boxing ring? This thread is about Jess, not y'all. I don't care to see everyone bicker about how user X has a better regime than user Y for thing Z. There comes a point where it's not even relevant to what we've been discussing about Jess.


I feel the same way. I thought something had actually happened but it was just pages and pages of people taking about how great they are at cleaning. Good for them but who cares? Unpopular opinion but I honestly don't think Jess' house is that bad. What difference does it make to anyone if she has stuff on the kitchen counter or crumbs on the floor? Don't sweat the small stuff - at least she isn't driving herself crazy trying to compete with the perfect mums.


Crumbs on the floor can lead to infestations...Anyway, it's more about the examples she's setting to her children. Plenty of people on here complain about their lazy slob partners and people generally act like that if they haven't been set a good example growing up.


Fair enough. I just feel like there is so much pressure on women in particular to keep up appearances. It sucks. Jess spends so much time running around with her kids, like we all do - I totally understand why she wants to chill and watch tv on her down time instead of cleaning. And no I'm not some kind of Jess defender - I think she makes horrible decisions and lacks the ability to think beyond the next five minutes. But overall I think she is doing so much better than she was and really isn't super lazy anymore. She's still so annoying though with that damn baby talk.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby julietpreston » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:09 am

Shawn2011 wrote:
trumputin wrote:Omg, why does everyone here make it a mommy pissing contest about who raises their kids better or who cleans their house better amongst users?!?! Shouldn't that be in the boxing ring? This thread is about Jess, not y'all. I don't care to see everyone bicker about how user X has a better regime than user Y for thing Z. There comes a point where it's not even relevant to what we've been discussing about Jess.


I feel the same way. I thought something had actually happened but it was just pages and pages of people taking about how great they are at cleaning. Good for them but who cares? Unpopular opinion but I honestly don't think Jess' house is that bad. What difference does it make to anyone if she has stuff on the kitchen counter or crumbs on the floor? Don't sweat the small stuff - at least she isn't driving herself crazy trying to compete with the perfect mums.

Crumbs on the floor can lead to rats, mice or ants coming into your house. And letting Addie crawl around on dirty floors naked like she does could even lead to her getting a vagina infection. Plus as someone else said its setting an example to your kids. Jess's house isn't just untidy, its actually dirty and unhygienic. I think all parents agree an untidy house is inevitable, but an actual dirty house can be irresponsible when it gets out of hand.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby julietpreston » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:10 am

With that said, I blame Chris just as much. He is home all day too and it seems Jess does more parenting than he does so he should also be cleaning
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Ducklings4 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:50 am

pinkdiamond_3 wrote:Dang I kept seeing you all bitch about the shoe closet like 'omg it's so bad' and I'm thinking 'it can't be that bad' I have a shoe closet and it gets pretty messy, then I watched the vlog and here I am like "OMG ITS SO BAD" and Kyson rolling around in there ugh I'm traumatized


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I am sorry that closet must stink with all those shoes in it. We keep shoes by the door, but only the ones we are wearing for the day, not every blessed shoe in the house!


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Ducklings4 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:53 am

Lurker2 wrote:(OT)Part 100 special!
Lets say.. In 8 years time, Lilia will be 15, and Lilia is being a teen, surfing the net and suddenly she stumbles on an old ass archived forum.
100 threads about her mom and she decided to read it all.
What do you think it'd do to her?

(No reproach what so ever btw!)

She lived it she knows it all anyway.


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby smom12 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:00 am

Um. Have your forgotten the fact that her "down time" consists of like 30-40 hours a week??? You mean to tell me that it's okay she chill on the couch that long whip her kid is sitting her crotch on a legit dirt covered floor so she can have "down time"?

What in the world. You're the 1% on this board that thinks it's okay. Having some down time is on thing, but laying on the couch the entire week while your kid is at school is something else. Also dirt on feet, feet in mouth, baby gets sick.

I can't even right now.


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby emloha_91 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:23 am

I had a dream that Natalie and Bella moved in with Jess and she made vlogs saying how she was planning to steal Bella to extend her blended mess
'Sometimes, I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I just go back to being me.. ♥'
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby cjl123 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:37 am

I am all for down time. Basically all of their kids are gone from 8-2:30/3 five days a week. That is PLENTY of time to edit a video or two and give the house a good cleaning, there are 2 fucking adults home! When her kids come home, don't let them act like little monster and destroy the house. Although that would require actual parenting and we know how Jessica feels about that. And once her kids are in bed at 8 o'clock she can have plenty of down time. Jessica makes her life so much harder than it has to be because she loves to look like such a hero. But in actuality she is just lazy and makes more problems for herself.


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Captain Smooth » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:41 am

waitwhat wrote:
Captain Smooth wrote:She did a cleaning video, which made me really happy, until I saw that she only did that, because she got sponsored again.

Kaden's gonna be an overachiever? Maybe. I think still that he has a form of adhd, if so, you wait until he one day gets bored by a task, or subject, it's gonna be fun getting him to focus...


Huh? Are you suggesting ADHD is selective and a kid with the condition can in fact focus on a task if he really really likes said task? :?


I didn't say it's selective, it's not like the kid chooses to focus, but it can occur that kids with ADHD, who normally seem to have trouble focusing on (and finishing) tasks can have a really good ability to focus when they are interested in something, and finish the task much quicker than usual. Same thing goes for the other direction, when something's really boring, the kids will get distracted very, very easily.

Short little OT sentence concerning ADHD, I don't remeber who it was, but someone once said that ADHD is like having an internetbrowser in your brain and spreaking from experience I can confirm that :D
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Captain Smooth » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:54 am

sparklylover wrote:
Captain Smooth wrote:She did a cleaning video, which made me really happy, until I saw that she only did that, because she got sponsored again.

Kaden's gonna be an overachiever? Maybe. I think still that he has a form of adhd, if so, you wait until he one day gets bored by a task, or subject, it's gonna be fun getting him to focus...

I defiantly saw these little personalities coming out. I do still think there's something up but I feel like she had him tested But I never heard anything about it after? & someone mentioned here about Lilia's speech & now I can't stop noticing how she talks


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Really? I thought she had him tested for autism spectrum disorder and/or speechproblems (if she had).
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby unionjack » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:24 am

"Kaden is extremly, extremly, extreeemly smart."
I bet he is... ;)

"No, Kyson, you are smart too!"
Of course he is, maybe you shouldn't talk about how smart his twin is in front of both of them... :/
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby cjl123 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:29 am

I love Jessica didn't put addies actual first steps as the thumbnail because she wasn't in frame and amber was.


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby WheresMyCoffee » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:29 am

lyddiebug wrote:
Spoink_12 wrote:Anyone else catch this? Around 3:00min mark. Gabe laying on the couch with a pillow up against Jess.

*It won't let me attach a picture.

Here's a link that starts at that part of the video: https://youtu.be/1CsIMK3VLYs?t=200. Such a weird moment...


I was coming here to say this!!! I literally paused the video. He is laying on a pillow that is on Jess' leg... That is.., weird. Like first off, he is her ex. Second of all, he is Chris' best friend. I would NOT sit like that with my ex OR my husbands best friend. My husbands best friend is an eternal bachelor who is a huge flirt and I would still not sit with him like that. So weird.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby WheresMyCoffee » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:42 am

The thing about cleaning your home/keeping it clean is once you get shit organized and do a really deep clean it doesnt take hours to upkeep. You just have to clean the bathrooms/kitchen before you go bed (like a quick wipe of the counters etc) and vacuum/mop however often you like... What she needs to do is PURGE and organize. Like, all those shoes should be in baskets in the garage and that closet should be toy or craft storage. She needs to find designated stations for everything. Shoes/backpacks etc should eb set up in the garage to keep the house for other stuff. She should get a huge basket and keep it in a closet/laundry room for the P.O Box haul stuff (so it isn't sitting on her couch) etc etc etc... i just want to orgnaize and decorate her house for her.

Not my style at all but looks like it would be Jess'
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/211035932512238825/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/543528248756605205/

She needs to get rid of the shitty fake wood stuff in the "dining room" and get a nice hutch that they can fill with games, craft supplies etc...
Oh man, if I could just redecorate her home....
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby smom12 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:45 am

Not to mention those kids are not being patented. She acts like their friend and the cool mom but they need an actual parent setting rules and boundaries. In her mind, she is letting them be kids and "oh they're kids, it's fine let them throw it wherever. They're too young to have rules!! Let them be kids!" Good luck with that Jess when they get older and have absolutely ZERO respect for you.


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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby WheresMyCoffee » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:48 am

smom12 wrote:Not to mention those kids are not being patented. She acts like their friend and the cool mom but they need an actual parent setting rules and boundaries. In her mind, she is letting them be kids and "oh they're kids, it's fine let them throw it wherever. They're too young to have rules!! Let them be kids!" Good luck with that Jess when they get older and have absolutely ZERO respect for you.


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Did you see the sign up in the living room "Excuse the mess, my children are making memories"? lol
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby DoodleBop » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:58 am

Jess' mom did that didn't she...oh let me be her friend, rules are boring etc and then there was a 17 year old TRYING to get pregnant.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby Spillthattea » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:17 am

Sorry if I missed this being mentioned but did anyone else seen Chris took the kids names out of his bio all together? Lmao

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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby webby » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:32 am

I'm the decision to not paint the shoe closet before putting the rack up
I'm Messica's baby voice to everyone in this video
I'm the nest of wires in the family room that's also a safety hazard
I'm the large pile of mess that's being ignored in the garage
I'm the black filth on the side of the house next to said garage
I'm the poor humor when Messica says the giant baby is breathing when she takes her unusually long nap
I'm the monitor not being used during her giant baby's said nap
I'm the joke about Kaden being obsessive compulsive
I'm Kaden being 5 years old and playing outside by himself
I'm the filled vacuum reservoir
I'm the bottle of Pepsi sitting on the highchair that the giant baby hasn't consumed yet but will do before the year is over
I'm the mess swept underneath the black bench by the eyesore wall
I'm the unused kitchen table since everyone eats in the family room
I'm the obvious Christmas pillows that are displayed year round on the couch
I'm the binder sitting on the floor on the landing on the stairs that's waiting to be slipped on

this fucking girl

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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

Postby unionjack » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:11 am

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old. :-o
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