• Advertisement
    

Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby MamaJoAnna » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:01 am

Title credit: moppy
Part 100: viewtopic.php?f=181&t=13134

Previously:
-Jess griped about Sadie clawing everything
-Addie is walking and just turned 10 months old
-Chris's grandparents came into town from Germany
-People apparently complained about all the activities the kids are in
-Jess and Chris and the kids stayed at Mimi's for a few days while the kitchen cabinets were painted (and have since gone back home)
-Jessica got eyelash extensions via Kally/KallanDior
-Picture Day happened for (at least) the older three kids and Lilia was only missing one tooth
-The kitchen is complete minus a light fixture

Proceed.
RIP Dad - 09/30/2017 :angel:
Image
MamaJoAnna
Super Moddie
 
Posts: 3152
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:45 am
Location: Virginia

Advertisement

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby taylortot1501 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:38 am

Love the title of this one!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
taylortot1501
Talker
 
Posts: 113
Joined: Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:53 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:54 am

Wait... that was Kally who did her eyelashes?

If I would have known that I would have never wanted my time replying at all. She was never going to say anything. She just wanted to come here to get attention for herself.

I swear these youtubers are the worst.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
User avatar
smom12
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 3129
Joined: Sun Dec 06, 2015 6:18 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby MamaJoAnna » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:21 am

"TRANSFORMATION OF OUR KITCHEN" Recap

Jess opens the vlog with news from Chris, who went to let the painters into the house to finish the cabinets (they are just about done). She is excited about the new cabinets. Chris says it all looks good, and they're 96.4% done. Jess reminisces on the last painting experience they had (the "bad ones" who painted the living room walls) and says that the kitchen painters are not the same people, that they're professional and pay attention to detail.
Jess, Chris, and Addie go into Walmart and Jess ogles over the Halloween decorations/candy in the store. Addie fell asleep on the way to Walmart and Chris has carried her around except for when she has needed to be in her car seat and has slept the entire time. She starts waking up as C&J enter Bed Bath and Beyond. They went in for one thing and came out with three full bags of stuff (mostly storage stuff).
Back at Mimi's, they clean up everything they need to take home. They're about to load up all the kids to go see the kitchen, as well as Mimi and Poppy. They didn't really realize how much stuff they took over there. They take the kids to see the kitchen and get a pretty decent (happy) reception. She shows before and after pictures of the kitchen and it really does look a lot better. There's just a few small things and a light fixture she wants to fix.
Jess puts a few things back on a counter and then cuts and looks completely different - she's off to Amber's bridal shower, plus she realizes putting things back in the cabinets isn't really a good idea yet since the paint is dry, but the longer they wait, the better off things will be (not sticking).
Chris vlogs - Addie just woke up from a nap at 6:30pm after napping for 2-2 1/2 hours. Gabe is over and they got Mountain Mike's pizza (now I want pizza, damn it!) for everyone for dinner. Chris gives Addie a bath in the sink and then Jess comes home. She ogles over her new kitchen (homeowner problems?).
End of vlog
RIP Dad - 09/30/2017 :angel:
Image
MamaJoAnna
Super Moddie
 
Posts: 3152
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:45 am
Location: Virginia

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby dailyblahblahblah » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:09 pm

While the kitchen does look 100x better I hate the color brown she chose. Shit brown. She should have went a bit darker, more like an espresso.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
dailyblahblahblah
Talker
 
Posts: 117
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2015 1:55 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby moppy » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:11 pm

Glad you like the title.

Now come on and sing along...

"These boobs are made for flashin'
And that's just what Jess will do
In one of these vlogs these boobs are gonna flash only for you.

Are you ready boobs?"

Wohoo
moppy
Wallflower
 
Posts: 9
Joined: Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:16 am

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Blackswan » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:12 pm

dailyblahblahblah wrote:While the kitchen does look 100x better I hate the color brown she chose. Shit brown. She should have went a bit darker, more like an espresso.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Same with the stairs! She choses ugly browns.
Blackswan
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 5963
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:34 am

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Febe » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:21 pm

I think a dark steel gray would have looked so much better. Her counters and backsplash have gray in them. Why would she choose brown?
Febe
Gossiper
 
Posts: 676
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:01 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Blackswan » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:29 pm

Caca brown lol
Dookie brown lol
Blackswan
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 5963
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:34 am

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby dazzled » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:47 pm

Why do they always give Addendum a bath in the kitchen sink...
Stop saying "could/would of" instead of "could/would have".
dazzled
Informer
 
Posts: 486
Joined: Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:21 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Yogabbagabbat » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:48 pm

dazzled wrote:Why do they always give Addendum a bath in the kitchen sink...


You know they aren't washing that sink before or after her baths either..barfffff


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Yogabbagabbat
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 4860
Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:06 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Sparklingdee » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:25 pm

How the heck did Adobe Photoshop get into a running shower and start eating shower gel/shampoo whatever it was before Jess found her?????
Sparklingdee
Informer
 
Posts: 490
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:09 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby webby » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:32 pm

Sparklingdee wrote:How the heck did Adobe Photoshop get into a running shower and start eating shower gel/shampoo whatever it was before Jess found her?????
or open the shower door and get in

Sent from my 2PS64 using Tapatalk
Image
User avatar
webby
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 2298
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:22 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby hwarner » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:07 pm

F


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
hwarner
Talker
 
Posts: 192
Joined: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:59 am

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:36 pm

Yogabbagabbat wrote:
dazzled wrote:Why do they always give Addendum a bath in the kitchen sink...


You know they aren't washing that sink before or after her baths either..barfffff


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk


Ew, I never thought about that before but you're so right. She's definitely bathing in a sea of dried up pizza sauce and gooey Velveeta cheese from the kid's nutritious dinners.
jcait00
Talker
 
Posts: 169
Joined: Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:55 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Bsveach15 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:38 pm

webby wrote:
Sparklingdee wrote:How the heck did Adobe Photoshop get into a running shower and start eating shower gel/shampoo whatever it was before Jess found her?????
or open the shower door and get in

Sent from my 2PS64 using Tapatalk


Who are you kidding? It's not like they close doors in that house. It was probably wide open and waiting for her.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Bsveach15
Informer
 
Posts: 459
Joined: Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:31 am

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:44 pm

I wonder if they've ever been walked in on while chris was embellishing in his fetish with her dirty ass and feet.

Someone who goes to bed with dirty feet definitely goes to bed with a dirty ass.

That's what my abuela used to say anyway.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
User avatar
smom12
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 3129
Joined: Sun Dec 06, 2015 6:18 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby ellawski » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:33 pm

I just die with with those nicknames for that girl, too funny!

Also, why wouldn't she wash the sink after diving her a bath!!! Yuck!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
ellawski
Talker
 
Posts: 136
Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:18 am

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby pllfan5 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:45 pm

moppy wrote:Glad you like the title.

Now come on and sing along...

"These boobs are made for flashin'
And that's just what Jess will do
In one of these vlogs these boobs are gonna flash only for you.

Are you ready boobs?"

Wohoo

DEAD :rofl:
#FreeFinleyandJackson
User avatar
pllfan5
True Gossiper
 
Posts: 1032
Joined: Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:26 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:49 pm

I don't care that ONE room in her house is semi-nice. (Cabinets are called Addelyn's accident diaper poo brown, don't fight me on it.) The rest of her house is fucking trash garbage and until she learns how to use a mop I won't praise her for shit.

One of the comments on the kitchen before and after video literally said, "NOW YOU CAN NEVER MOVE OUT!! IT'S SO NICE!!"

Please.
jcait00
Talker
 
Posts: 169
Joined: Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:55 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby webby » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:05 pm

blowout Brown cabinets

Sent from my 2PS64 using Tapatalk
Image
User avatar
webby
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 2298
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:22 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Lyanna » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:29 pm

dailyblahblahblah wrote:While the kitchen does look 100x better I hate the color brown she chose. Shit brown. She should have went a bit darker, more like an espresso.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

oh the color has been carefully chosen...you know, since they know their kitchen will get super duper dirty in no time they need to make sure it will go unnoticed. Since they "litteraly" LOVE #blended things. It's like the army uniforms
Lyanna
Gossiper
 
Posts: 816
Joined: Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:46 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:35 pm

Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals
jcait00
Talker
 
Posts: 169
Joined: Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:55 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Natxo » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:00 pm

Why didn't she just go with grey, it would've looked so nice especially with that backsplash
Natxo
Informer
 
Posts: 290
Joined: Mon May 15, 2017 1:21 pm

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:10 pm

jcait00 wrote:Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals


Don't for get #napping
#sex because redhead fetish and MILF status
#napping
#sex
#napping
#texasroadhouse


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
User avatar
smom12
Guru Gossiper
 
Posts: 3129
Joined: Sun Dec 06, 2015 6:18 pm

Next

Return to GabeandJesss/JesssFam

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

  • Advertisement