Jesssfam: Doing Splits, Flashing Tits, Hopping Dicks (Pt104)
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Lol so embarrassing
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Re: Jesssfam: Doing Splits, Flashing Tits, Hopping Dicks (Pt
Or Landen's.Roisin wrote:A big enough fan to write that out and send it and they couldn't even get Caden or Kadens names right?Shawn2011 wrote:Can you imagine the kind of loser who writes this and sends it to some numpty that they watch on youtube?
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Lol so embarrassing
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They look SO BAD!!
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They look SO BAD!!
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It's so weird. It's like the obsessive labeling she's done with all her kids where she'll zoom in on one trait and act like it makes up their whole personality (lilias a girly girl! kysons the sensitive one!) but addys main quality is that... shes really large. lol.Marilue wrote:Addy's dress is ridiculously huge on her. I wonder why she keeps buying her clothes that is so big. I don't think she is as huge as she says or as big as some people here say. She just looks bigger and babyish due to the lack of hair. Yeah sure she is a chunky baby, bigger than her others kids as babies but I don't think she is crazy big. Most of my kids have been chunky babies.
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Sure she's a bigger baby but she's not that big. Either way buy her clothes in her size. She also uses cotton pajamas to show LOOK AT HOW HUGE SHE IS. Dude those are tight fitting because they aren't fire resistant or whatever.
Her eye lashes look like spiders' legs.
Her eye lashes look like spiders' legs.
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I've seen some lash extensions look extremely good, like my sister in law's. But Jess' look awful, she needs to ask for more natural lashes. She clearly doesn't take care of them, and just expects them to look normal at all times. I'm not an expert, but don't you have to keep them dry the best you can and gently comb them out every day? I could be wrong.
And it doesn't help that she can't do makeup for shit. You'd think someone who's on YouTube 24/7, she'd look up a few easy makeup AND skincare tutorials. It's not that hard.
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And it doesn't help that she can't do makeup for shit. You'd think someone who's on YouTube 24/7, she'd look up a few easy makeup AND skincare tutorials. It's not that hard.
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That handwriting looks SO much like Jess's. Just saying.Shawn2011 wrote:Can you imagine the kind of loser who writes this and sends it to some numpty that they watch on youtube?
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Wow those eyelashes that Kally does on Jess look terrible lmaooo my work colleague has her eyelashes done professionally and they look 5000 times better than Jess!!!
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lmao omg. they look like drag queen eyelashes, so over the top.Yogabbagabbat wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201711 ... 4715d7.jpg[/img]
Lol so embarrassing
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I so wish Jess would get in to YouTube makeup gurus. I would never stop laughing if she started doing all the contouring, highlighting and other shit they do to make themselves look "better" (ie much much worse).
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Holy shit. Those are way too long and thick, and mess thinks she can pull those off on a daily basis when she wears pajamas and no make up? Lashes like that are for full glam. Subtle ones would look 200 times betterYogabbagabbat wrote://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201711 ... 4715d7.jpg
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No matter how glam she did her make up Jess would need to get her eyebrows coloured darker and thicker to balance out the lashes. I don't think those could look good on ANYONE regardless, the general rule with fake lashes is the whispier they are the better because it looks more natural. These are just...quartz wrote:Holy shit. Those are way too long and thick, and mess thinks she can pull those off on a daily basis when she wears pajamas and no make up? Lashes like that are for full glam. Subtle ones would look 200 times betterYogabbagabbat wrote://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201711 ... 4715d7.jpg
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Also for the first time in months I'm genuinely interested in her channel because Addy's one now and she has to find something new to draw in views soon. Will she go to school full time and make that her thing (to be fair I'd watch videos about how she manages 5 kids and a degree etc.), try to rebrand herself as a Pinterest perfect mom who does tons of crafts and amazing meals, or something hella stupid like have another baby? She's been in the yt game for 8 years so she MUST know by now that viewers get bored.
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Funny enough I think her and Chris doing a total deep clean of the house [1 video for each area of the house], finishing the updates, learning to cook at home etc would bring in more views. People like to see how people manage, get tips or ideas etc.
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Probably someone with English as a second language, there are other unusual mistakes. I wouldn't be that quick to judge people. They might be young or old and lonely, we don't know.Roisin wrote:A big enough fan to write that out and send it and they couldn't even get Caden or Kadens names right?Shawn2011 wrote:Can you imagine the kind of loser who writes this and sends it to some numpty that they watch on youtube?
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And these mails made me realize that Jess has considerable international following. I am not an American so her lifestyle isn't as boring as to me as it would be to an American for example. Her life must be typical and boring for some of you, but an Asian might find it interesting because they never experienced some of the things they do everyday etc.
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I always think this when I see them failing on cleaning and/or cooking.DoodleBop wrote:Funny enough I think her and Chris doing a total deep clean of the house [1 video for each area of the house], finishing the updates, learning to cook at home etc would bring in more views. People like to see how people manage, get tips or ideas etc.
They could do a couple of videos called Jess Learns How to Cook or something like that. She can just read from a cookbook or have a guest cook giving directions and try to do certain family dishes. She can even milk views by pretending to be stupid and totally incompetent at the beginning, make a mess and do funny stuff? People would watch that.
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She used to show cooking. Sure she only ever made chicken, tacos, spaghetti or pancakes but she used to show her cooking and offering the kids fruit. We know she knows how.
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Obviously she does, but she isn't a chef either is she? She has to find new ways to attract audiance and this was just an idea. Those kids need real food.DoodleBop wrote:She used to show cooking. Sure she only ever made chicken, tacos, spaghetti or pancakes but she used to show her cooking and offering the kids fruit. We know she knows how.
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LMAO @ "those midwives know more about birth than an OB/GYN would ever know"ihartcatz wrote:Jess keeps "loving" all the comments trashing the EMT. These are just a few but there were more.
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So, like... Why do OB/GYNs go through multiple more years of schooling and residency than a mere midwife? Are they just twiddling their fingers, reading rag mags and watching reality TV shows? Jesus fucking christ, some of these dumbass people that watch her who are soooo against modern medicine is just so beyond me. I bet these same people hate on vaccines, but should their child get mumps the first thing they would do is head to the ER begging on their hands and knees for medical intervention. Absolutely dipshits. I cannot get over this trend in mothering that makes moms thinks they are more qualified and more scientifically literate than those who spend years and decades of their life in the most prestigious institutions earning high level degrees.
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That's true, videos on how to make healthy meals for busy moms would be probably do well and her kids would benefit hugely. She honestly is incompetent when it comes to nutrition.quadrupleaxel wrote:They could do a couple of videos called Jess Learns How to Cook or something like that. She can just read from a cookbook or have a guest cook giving directions and try to do certain family dishes. She can even milk views by pretending to be stupid and totally incompetent at the beginning, make a mess and do funny stuff? People would watch that.