Punchy&Stabby: Modesto is Trashy Part 53

[Chance18]

Wasn't it his 23rd birthday they were meant to celebrate when Jess announced she was pregnant with Landen? That'd make him 25 this June.
Tbh I can't 100% remember, I think she mentioned it in the video but I can't be bothered going back to check.
Doesn't really matter anyway, I think we're all in agreement that everyone in that circle is an ass, Drake included

I think his birthday was June 27th but he is the true definition of his zodiac sign CANCER! Selfish, careless lives for today not tomorrow, lazy, always wants to be in a relationship but then cheats and so much more. Google the signs and its definitely Drake!

[Greys Encyclopedia]

Someone asked on Chris' Instagram why he only ever posts photos with Landen, and Jess' grandmother replied lol.
Once again, trying to imagine my own grandmother defending my new boyfriend on Instagram from potential haterzz. Hilarious.
Every generation of that family (except the kids obv) is a different kind of insane.
Also she has a few pics from the camping trip if anyone's interested. My favourite one has Ben in the background on his phone looking like he hates everyone. I like to imagine he's browsing YTMD

Why does she say she's knows them personally? Why not just say I'm their grandmother? *coocoo*

[drunkunicorn]

Someone asked on Chris' Instagram why he only ever posts photos with Landen, and Jess' grandmother replied lol.
Once again, trying to imagine my own grandmother defending my new boyfriend on Instagram from potential haterzz. Hilarious.
Every generation of that family (except the kids obv) is a different kind of insane.
Also she has a few pics from the camping trip if anyone's interested. My favourite one has Ben in the background on his phone looking like he hates everyone. I like to imagine he's browsing YTMD

Why does she say she's knows them personally? Why not just say I'm their grandmother? *coocoo*

The whole message was a mess haha "He treats them with love and caring" what? Guess she was just trying to portray her context tho

[rodgerdodger]

Wasn't it his 23rd birthday they were meant to celebrate when Jess announced she was pregnant with Landen? That'd make him 25 this June.
Tbh I can't 100% remember, I think she mentioned it in the video but I can't be bothered going back to check.
Doesn't really matter anyway, I think we're all in agreement that everyone in that circle is an ass, Drake included

I think his birthday was June 27th but he is the true definition of his zodiac sign CANCER! Selfish, careless lives for today not tomorrow, lazy, always wants to be in a relationship but then cheats and so much more. Google the signs and its definitely Drake!

lol my best friend is a Cancer and he is just a different breed that boy is lol.

LOL @ Jess' grannie having to defend off the haters. Wasn't that the same women who just sort of left Mimi on her own to raise her siblings? The cycle never ends, but the worst part about it is that no one in this delusional family realizes they are IN a cycle. They just all think it's just swell.

[a_is_for]

Wasn't it his 23rd birthday they were meant to celebrate when Jess announced she was pregnant with Landen? That'd make him 25 this June.
Tbh I can't 100% remember, I think she mentioned it in the video but I can't be bothered going back to check.
Doesn't really matter anyway, I think we're all in agreement that everyone in that circle is an ass, Drake included

I think his birthday was June 27th but he is the true definition of his zodiac sign CANCER! Selfish, careless lives for today not tomorrow, lazy, always wants to be in a relationship but then cheats and so much more. Google the signs and its definitely Drake!

Source??
NEVER EVER would I describe a cancer as selfish and living for today, or lazy, etc etc. Cancer's are known for being hermits, like the comfort of their own home/shell, extremely emotional and overly sensitive, and devoted partners. Say whatever you want about Drake, but don't make generalised sweeping comments about a group that's not even at all accurate.

From,
A Cancer who has done TONS of research on my own sign.

[HeavenOnlyKnows]

LOL @ Jess' grannie having to defend off the haters. Wasn't that the same women who just sort of left Mimi on her own to raise her siblings? The cycle never ends, but the worst part about it is that no one in this delusional family realizes they are IN a cycle. They just all think it's just swell.

I was JUST wondering if that's the same grandma whose lights got shut off because she didn't pay the bill, and her first thought was, "Goodie! Let's take the children for ice cream!" If so, SHAME ON HER for raising her kids in La La Land and passing her delusions onto multiple generations.

[Chance18]

Wasn't it his 23rd birthday they were meant to celebrate when Jess announced she was pregnant with Landen? That'd make him 25 this June.
Tbh I can't 100% remember, I think she mentioned it in the video but I can't be bothered going back to check.
Doesn't really matter anyway, I think we're all in agreement that everyone in that circle is an ass, Drake included

I think his birthday was June 27th but he is the true definition of his zodiac sign CANCER! Selfish, careless lives for today not tomorrow, lazy, always wants to be in a relationship but then cheats and so much more. Google the signs and its definitely Drake!

Source??
NEVER EVER would I describe a cancer as selfish and living for today, or lazy, etc etc. Cancer's are known for being hermits, like the comfort of their own home/shell, extremely emotional and overly sensitive, and devoted partners. Say whatever you want about Drake, but don't make generalised sweeping comments about a group that's not even at all accurate.

From,
A Cancer who has done TONS of research on my own sign.

Are you a female because a cancer female is different from a cancer man and yes my cousin male is a cancer birthday is July 2nd and he is a lot like Drake!

[aajje86]

Wasn't it his 23rd birthday they were meant to celebrate when Jess announced she was pregnant with Landen? That'd make him 25 this June.
Tbh I can't 100% remember, I think she mentioned it in the video but I can't be bothered going back to check.
Doesn't really matter anyway, I think we're all in agreement that everyone in that circle is an ass, Drake included

I think his birthday was June 27th but he is the true definition of his zodiac sign CANCER! Selfish, careless lives for today not tomorrow, lazy, always wants to be in a relationship but then cheats and so much more. Google the signs and its definitely Drake!

I would have to agree on the whole male cancer thing... Only because my Husband's 2 best friends are cancers and they act JUST like Drake!! They both love the beginning stage of the relationship, jump way too quickly into relationships, then get bored and cheat. Its really weird actually!!! I'm sure they're not all that way though...

[melody01010]

My boyfriend is a cancer and is the exact opposite. He's almost 22 and I was/am his first girlfriend. I know he'd never cheat and is definitely not careless. He meets the description that a_is_for said more than the other...

[webby]

Wasn't it his 23rd birthday they were meant to celebrate when Jess announced she was pregnant with Landen? That'd make him 25 this June.
Tbh I can't 100% remember, I think she mentioned it in the video but I can't be bothered going back to check.
Doesn't really matter anyway, I think we're all in agreement that everyone in that circle is an ass, Drake included

I think his birthday was June 27th but he is the true definition of his zodiac sign CANCER! Selfish, careless lives for today not tomorrow, lazy, always wants to be in a relationship but then cheats and so much more. Google the signs and its definitely Drake!

no his birthday is like June 19th. it's not after the 22nd it was the day of Lilia's 3rd birthday party

[mikejones]

They talked about having another later. Why would you want a kid with drake? His sperm comes with A LOT of baggage: bitchy former wife, punchy ex fiance, 4 kids under three, a huge potential of him leaving you, no child support if he does, won't see his kid's.

I think he really does live his life with a hakuna matata mindset.

His kids are cute and he DOES have nice teeth....

His kids that look the most like him are soo perfect.

[HeavenOnlyKnows]

Lol but what does Drake's astrological sign have to do with him being a serial cheater tho? Idgaf when his birthday is. I care more about the 4 kids he helped create who now live in broken homes because he was too selfish to wrap his willy. *shrug*

[drunkunicorn]

Does it really matter what the precise date of his birthday is lol...

[blackbetty]

Go vote for your fav thread titles ladies

[Queenie135]

My boyfriend is a cancer and is the exact opposite. He's almost 22 and I was/am his first girlfriend. I know he'd never cheat and is definitely not careless. He meets the description that a_is_for said more than the other...

My husband is a Cancer and he fits the mold that a_is_for said. In fact, I'm his first relationship..

[HeavenOnlyKnows]

Does it really matter what the precise date of his birthday is lol...

OMG thank you!

[emloha_91]

Pretty sure Drake's 24 in June, I remember thinking Drake was older than me but I was older than Jess, and kinda near Gabe? Idk

[Chance18]

I said "think" meaning I wasn't sure when his birthday was not did I really care but a lot of times a person zodiac sign says a lot about them that happen to be true considering I've dated most signs and we were either compatible or not! Jessica should look into it with every man she meets..may be helpful!

[slm387]

Drake's birthday is June 19th, the day after Lilia's

[sweetener]

I said "think" meaning I wasn't sure when his birthday was not did I really care but a lot of times a person zodiac sign says a lot about them that happen to be true considering I've dated most signs and we were either compatible or not! Jessica should look into it with every man she meets..may be helpful!

The sun sign represents your conscious. If we're going to talk about love & sexual desires, then we'd have to look at his Venus and Mars signs since they are what represent love & sexual situations in the birth chart. You can't just make assumptions on a person & their whole personality by just their sun sign. That's not how astrology and such works, lol.