Molesto's most eligible bachelor

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I am now a firm believer that everything happens for a reason, and here's why. This morning I wanted to look at Drake's IG (yes I know it's private), but thanks to a typo, I instead landed on the Google search results page for the term "drakeroque91". That's how I discovered his "mating" (more accurate in this case than "dating") profile on plentyoffish.com, aka the myspace of dating websites. Genius uses the same screenname for all his accounts. Bold move! Must be nice to live without regrets!

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A few of the things that had me laughing:
- Religion: "Catholic"
- Personality: "Athletic"
- Ethnicity: "hispanic gemini with black" ...:?:

I wonder what Jess would put if she had to fill out a dating profile (oh wait...).
- Religion: "Disney"
- Personality: "Fertile"
- Ethnicity: "Positive attitude with arm freckles"
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99.9999 percent most likely fake
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sadie wrote:99.9999 percent most likely fake
Lol I thought you wrote drake had his religion as disney and personality fertile. Nevermind maybe it's not fake.
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Lmao. No, I doubt this one is fake.
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That's fucking hilarious lmao. So much for working things out with Natalie.
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tbh I'm not surprised
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Lmao some of his answers are hysterical.

-Do you have a car?: Prefer not to say.
(So that's a no?)
-drakeroque91 is not looking for a relationship or any kind of commitment
(Yeahhhh, we got that bud.)
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Catholic, huh? Well, that would explain why he has so many kids in so many years... :lol:
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I wonder who will end up with more kids, Jess or Drake?
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It's up for par. I still say Drake should get a vasectomy, it's reversible if he wanted more kids.
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Surprised it took someone this long to make one for drake. There's already a fake pof of jess
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