BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[cats-or-die]

It's still hilarious to me that they take turns "sleeping in". LOL. Like get up with your partner and kid and start your day. Maybe don't stay up till 3 am eating cookies and being in the jacuzzi?
Cackling at Bryan complaining about going up the mountain to take pictures and how exhausting it is, and how that used to be his life. Admit it, fatass. You couldn't do that now if your life depended on it because you're a fat, lazy, slob.
Jersey Mikes again. I have it once in a while for the SOLE fact that its expensive, and a fuck ton of calories! No wonder they're gaining weight. Im sure he thinks a sandwich is healthy. Think again, Fatso.
Yum, more pasta out of a jar. Sick cooking skills, Brybetes! So many carbs in one day - good lawd.

[ButterflyB]

Lol Bryabetes!!!

[nickole6]

I left a comment today I couldn't help it. I asked why they titled it "toddler trapped" when he crawled right through. He did nothing even close to being "trapped". So annoying! And him complaining how he was so tired from taking pictures. This guy is seriously pathetic. He would die if he had a normal job like the rest of us. Oh and of course they showed the fish today. Hi lazy Bryan and whiny Missy

[hannahbanana]

My husband and I take turns sleeping in but that's because he works his butt off every day. Depending on what his work schduale was the night before and the next day, I get to sleep in. It may be once a week but it's nice that we both do that.
Missy and Bryan on the other hand don't do anything. Like you said, don't complain about not getting enough sleep when you're up at three in the morning playing games or baking cookies.
It's pathetic how they can do all that during the day but probably chose not to because they think that Ollie is the in the way or something. Yet these idiots want a second child.

[SAHMof1]

Omfg. Seriously? They put up a 'toddler trapped in tunnel' that the thumbnail looks exactly like the 'baby trapped in waterpark' one! Cue the 7 million views that bryan will buy. Ugh omg theyre so obviously money hungry!

Exactly my thoughts when I saw that as well. Ugh.

[thenightowl]

I haven't been watching faithfully because of Christmas but I did catch a vlog the other day, are they not doing shoutouts for people who donated anymore or are people just not donating?

i do daily recaps and i'm sure in one of them i wrote that bryan mentioned doing all the shouthouts at the end of the campaign as it's easier.

Thanks, I haven't been online too much because of the Holidays ! It figures that he is too darn lazy to do the shoutouts in each vlog, I have a feeling he will "forget" or make up some excuse to why he didn't do them!

[nosygossip]

Yeah, I saw that coming when Cassie gave him that tunnel at Christmas. ....

[castrofreak]

Omfg. Seriously? They put up a 'toddler trapped in tunnel' that the thumbnail looks exactly like the 'baby trapped in waterpark' one! Cue the 7 million views that bryan will buy. Ugh omg theyre so obviously money hungry!

Exactly my thoughts when I saw that as well. Ugh.

When I saw the thumbnail, my mind instantly thought they re-uploaded the waterpark vlog lol. That's how similar the thumbnails are.

[chocolate-007]

What annoys me is that me like most people only go out for lunch/dinner for special occasions or as a treat but they make, making your own lunch a special occasion! Wouldn't it have been more 'romantic' to make lunch for his wife instead of relying on Jersy Mikes:/ I don't have a Jersy Mikes as I live in the Uk and I don't think we have one. Can anyone tell me what they actually sell, and how many calories they are?thanks

[VolcomCherry]

Ohhhhh so Canadian bacon is what we call ham steaks.


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[okcmomma]

If anyone is interested Bryan is on Twitch right now and Jared is in the chat.. Jared is chatting which is nice since Bryan is ignoring everyone.

[cats-or-die]

What annoys me is that me like most people only go out for lunch/dinner for special occasions or as a treat but they make, making your own lunch a special occasion! Wouldn't it have been more 'romantic' to make lunch for his wife instead of relying on Jersy Mikes:/ I don't have a Jersy Mikes as I live in the Uk and I don't think we have one. Can anyone tell me what they actually sell, and how many calories they are?thanks

It's just a sub shop. They make sandwiches that are similar to the authentic sub shops on the East Coast. They're big and a regular tuna sub there is 1,000 calories! I think a turkey and cheese sub, which is what Bryan and Missy get, is around 700-800 calories if you get it with condiments (oil, vinegar, mayo, mustard). It's definitely not a healthy option. I only eat here once a month as a treat!

[okcmomma]

Sorry for double.. he just got off. Looks like Ollie was in the other room alone since Missy is at the store.

[justarandomperson22]

When did bryan get a new shelf for his office? Yeah we feel so in touch with this charity but we dont want to stop spending money on us. . . .

[honeybear]

This family bothers me so much. "We bought a printer because we had to print one thing one time.. I have not wanted to print anything else since" why waste money on a printer then? Wtf. Why wouldn't he just go to Staples or some other public place to print it. I don't know why their actions bother me so much, but for some reason they do.

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "TODDLER TRAPPED IN TUNNEL! " day 703:
bryan is in the car off to get lunch, missy is home taking a nap, ollie is home taking a nap. bryan says missy let him sleep in a little this morning because yesterday was his sleep in day but he lost it because they went up the mountain to take photos and it made him really tired. made him really appreciate what he does now (nothing/sits on his ass all day) because taking photos used to be what he did.
bryan is going to develop a show for his channel. sounds interesting, but will no doubt be annoying as hell because this is bryan.
bryan is home with lunch - jersey mike's. turns it into a song and dance routine.
missy and ollie are awake. ollie takes off with his sub, which is still wrapped.
ollie is making noises and pointing at the sub. so missy is saying "it's a sandwich, say sandwich".
bryan tries to teach ollie to open the back door to let karma in.
missy is in the kitchen doing a bit of 'hacking' and bryan stops her to tell her hacking is bad. so she mentions it's life hacking. they're lifehacking the keurig because their new machine won't read the old cups which they have tonnes of!
it doesn't work in the kitchen so they take it to the entryway power point. it worked.
ollie's playing in the tunnel that cassie got him for christmas.
missy goes through the tunnel.
karma wants to play too. doesn't happen.
ollie is playing on his outdoor play eqipment. missy says he's starting to tease karma by pretending to hand karma a toy and then snatching it away. --- that is going to end badly. sad it all along.
missy gets a bad wife award because when bryan gets new clothes, the first wash she always shrinks them because she never reads the washing directions. she was excited because she finally managed to not shrink something.
now missy is babywearing oliver so he can be out of the way while she's cleaning. now there's a cleaning timelapse.
footage of the fish!
bryan makes creamy pesto penne with garlic shrimp.
bryan is in his office with jeffrey, who is playing the guitar and recording instrumentals for bryan and his covers he wants to do.
now bryan and ollie are scratching at the guitar strings.
shot of (i assume) jeffrey's kids playing in the entry way with all the toys.
missy's on the couch with ollie and she says the boys are recording and needed the kids extra quiet, so she put on 'micky mouthe'.
ollie is throwing a tantrum.
'aaaaaaand we're done!' says bryan, in the kitchen while missy scoffs a peanut butter ball.
bryan says missy watched 3 kids while he and jeffrey got 2 songs recorded.
end of vlog with pointless crap being sad.

[Princess605]

^^^^ The nothing/sits on his ass all day made me laugh really hard

[cats-or-die]

Proof that B and M read here:
1. Are now telling Oliver what things are and are encouraging him to say it. Today with sandwich, the day before when he said "ah da" and Bryan said "all done".
2. Showed the fish after someone questioned it.
3. Missy proved she does clean the house by montaging it.
Am I missing something??

[cats-or-die]

Double post, sorry!

That was their intention! Exact replica thumbnail and title to gain 7 million views. *yawn*. Too bad the vlog was horrendously boring today.

[EleanorRigby]

This is a bit random I like Cassie, she's much more likable and probably a better mother than Missy. I think she's so adorable lol! Apparently she's only 4'9. I see a lot of Ollie in her.