DailyDoseofClickbait (Part 96)
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"Only touch the yellow ones" - Ollie goes directly for the black and red hahahaha this kid has zero concept on colours, listening and understanding! You guys want to have a good laugh? Go to the 4:30 mark - not only do you get to hear Ollie saying some rehearsed catch phrases in their dumb song - but we see BryLard attempt to get 30% of the wall climbed - and come down before he even has a chance to break a sweat!! He bullshits so much - like he wasn't even that far up and for someone who goes on roller coasters at Disneyland all the time - he sure has no problem with those big drops!! Wow - I seriously thought it was Papa until the head turned and it was Missy at 5:15 hahaha Do you guys think Bryan is overly obsessed with Missy because she has way more followers and he wants them to start following him too? Just a thought - because the fact that Mithy doesn't give two shits about him, he clearly is kissing her ass on a daily basis!
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He has no self worth. His identity is his marriage. Classic case.. Bullied turned to music (hardcore shows .. Emo mayday parade obsession) he tried to break out in music. But he's now settling for the dad life.. Treats missy like a trophy, but she's really only a participation trophy wife. He has to join in or she'll forget about him even more.
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Participation trophy wife! Hahahahahaha!!! That is the truth!onbreak wrote:He has no self worth. His identity is his marriage. Classic case.. Bullied turned to music (hardcore shows .. Emo mayday parade obsession) he tried to break out in music. But he's now settling for the dad life.. Treats missy like a trophy, but she's really only a participation trophy wife. He has to join in or she'll forget about him even more.
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I was checking out Bryan’s Twitter profile because I wanted to see his GAP tweet (13 retweets isn’t a whole lot …) and I have to say that I kinda like his header
It’s definitely edited though – merging two photos (there’s quite a bit going on with Ollie giving Missy some flowers and Bryan tossing Finn in the air – it would be difficult to pose like that) is by no means a big deal (if it’s well done), but Missy’s upper body looks oddly large, especially compared to what we can see of her legs. Also, the airbrushing on her face is … throwing me off (she’s so pink-looking, and it’s not just her shirt …)
It’s a decent photo, but the longer I look at it, the weirder it seems to me
It’s definitely edited though – merging two photos (there’s quite a bit going on with Ollie giving Missy some flowers and Bryan tossing Finn in the air – it would be difficult to pose like that) is by no means a big deal (if it’s well done), but Missy’s upper body looks oddly large, especially compared to what we can see of her legs. Also, the airbrushing on her face is … throwing me off (she’s so pink-looking, and it’s not just her shirt …)
It’s a decent photo, but the longer I look at it, the weirder it seems to me
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Her neck looks stretched too. And we all know that if Ollie was giving her flowers, she wouldn't be looking at Finn.
She doesn't like flowers anyway...
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She doesn't like flowers anyway...
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I love how (in the several months I've been reading here) your daughter's perspective on them has slowly changed. I'm glad she's finally seen the light! Lol hope that's not weird to say since I've never met you! Actually it is kind of weird but this whole site is when you really think about it!lmmomSD wrote:He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".queentee20 wrote:Ok watching the vlog and OF COURSE Bryan has to start his whole BS on how the rock climbing gym won’t let Ollie use a harness and then super smart Missy explains how she THINKS it’s bc when he tried jumpin down yesterday his weight wasn’t enough to bring him down, he had to be PULLED down (which is what I said yesterday, I was a rock climbing attendant so I this) omg these people. I think Bryan was hoping the gym would watch his vlog & suddenly decide it’s ok to put a 4 yr old at risk. Whatever
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LOL-- thank God! She still likes SlyFox though, so I have to leave the room when she watches them. I blame DB for bringing them into her life, lol.madi_b_123 wrote:I love how (in the several months I've been reading here) your daughter's perspective on them has slowly changed. I'm glad she's finally seen the light! Lol hope that's not weird to say since I've never met you! Actually it is kind of weird but this whole site is when you really think about it!lmmomSD wrote:He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".queentee20 wrote:Ok watching the vlog and OF COURSE Bryan has to start his whole BS on how the rock climbing gym won’t let Ollie use a harness and then super smart Missy explains how she THINKS it’s bc when he tried jumpin down yesterday his weight wasn’t enough to bring him down, he had to be PULLED down (which is what I said yesterday, I was a rock climbing attendant so I this) omg these people. I think Bryan was hoping the gym would watch his vlog & suddenly decide it’s ok to put a 4 yr old at risk. Whatever
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She has this friend who is a total minion-- I can't even discuss them with her because she defends them blindly. I just don't understand it. But her home life isn't great, so she probably buys into the fantasy.
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I think Baby Gap actually goes up to 5T. Kids Gap is 5-6 or whatever and up. So they actually would be fine modelling for Baby Gap.
And Bryan kisses Missy's ass because he's searching for the love he never received.
And Bryan kisses Missy's ass because he's searching for the love he never received.
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First time in 2 years all eyes have been on Finn
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I’m confused. In today’s vlog during the rock climbing bit, where was Finn? They showed missy holding June and showed Kelsey climbing but no Finn anywhere. Did they leave him with mimi and poppa while they all did that? If so that’s so bad. Not one adult could watch him?
I also noticed that brylard was calling out Corbin like he used to do with Jeff. Corbin hasn’t learned that no one can be better than brylard at something.
I hated the way that he was acting... such a sissy. We all know he’s not afraid of heights. Just using that as an excuse not to do it because it’s hard. Such a jerk!
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I also noticed that brylard was calling out Corbin like he used to do with Jeff. Corbin hasn’t learned that no one can be better than brylard at something.
I hated the way that he was acting... such a sissy. We all know he’s not afraid of heights. Just using that as an excuse not to do it because it’s hard. Such a jerk!
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I think there is something to this. A few days ago they asked everyone to comment where they live, and many, many were from countries where people often struggle financially. I could definitely the fantasy aspect drawing those viewers in. Which is incredibly sad...and also mortifying. It's appalling that the Lumps are a representation of our country to these viewers - that they are pushing this skewed and ridiculous image of "everyday American life." Not that Americans don't have their issues, but DB is definitely an atypical family, and many normal American adults are disgusted with their materialism, wastefulness, entitlement, laziness, etc.lmmomSD wrote:I can't even discuss them with her because she defends them blindly. I just don't understand it. But her home life isn't great, so she probably buys into the fantasy.madi_b_123 wrote:I love how (in the several months I've been reading here) your daughter's perspective on them has slowly changed. I'm glad she's finally seen the light! Lol hope that's not weird to say since I've never met you! Actually it is kind of weird but this whole site is when you really think about it!lmmomSD wrote:He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".
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Lol that second comment, right to the point.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201710 ... fb754b.jpg[/img]
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He totally deserved that comment though. How pretentious do you have to be to tweet that? Good for you Brylard you have a big house, do you want a freakin cookie?Theirmom wrote:Lol that second comment, right to the point.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201710 ... fb754b.jpg[/img]
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And I don't want to hear about him taking a dump!
So he's never used that bathroom in the year and a half he's lived in that house?
Douchebag.
I really think cat 9480 is onto something. Family Fun Pack and Bratayley also have lots of subscribers from other countries, and I think they are buying into the fantasy of life in the rich USA. But these families are not "normal". At all.
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So he's never used that bathroom in the year and a half he's lived in that house?
Douchebag.
I really think cat 9480 is onto something. Family Fun Pack and Bratayley also have lots of subscribers from other countries, and I think they are buying into the fantasy of life in the rich USA. But these families are not "normal". At all.
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Really, he needs to brag about a freaking bathroom now??Theirmom wrote:Lol that second comment, right to the point.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201710 ... fb754b.jpg[/img]
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I didn't use one of my bathrooms because it's in the basement of the house. Boy I better star bragging now like THE Bryan Lannister, owner of 3 bathrooms. Boy he'd be so jealous of Aaron Spelling's mansion it had like 127 rooms and I bet at least 12 were bathrooms. I'm surprised he isn't interested in trying to buy the Playboy Mansion now, but it wouldn't fit the closeted Christian image.queentee20 wrote:To clarify, our home has 4 bedrooms, 3 baths very close to M&B’s... that’s why I don’t think he’s as cool as he tries to be. Lots of homes have multiple bathrooms now... he tries so hard to act like he’s SO COOL because he’s never used that bathroom... come on now, plenty of us have as much as he does. He is not cool at all. ALSO, I remember when Aspyn & Parker built their home they mentioned how they never used one of their bathrooms either simply because they always use their master. Bryan needs to get tf off his high horse
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Unpopular opinion (I think) but I dislike Finns hair!! It looks awful. Why are parents obsessed with not giving their kids a first haircut? He is passed the "cute" baby curls by a long shot. It just looks so ratty.
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Yeah, when baby number three comes, they are maxed out on bedrooms, and that would leave them with no guest room. I know Missy's said she wants Ollie and Finn to share, but who knows if that will fly once they are older and want more space and privacy. I wonder if they will try to add on at some point. With their constant need to have a major project going on, I could see that happening. (Not sure how that would work - the layout of their house is so weird to me!) But I could also see them needing something bigger and better (they are never happy) and moving.queentee20 wrote:What’s weird is their house honestly is NOT that big. The property yes but the house itself is rather small. I think they like to pretend they live in a mansion but it’s so Fucking small especially for $1.2 million... I think they should have found something with less acres & more square footage. He acts like their house has 20 rooms & 34 bathrooms xD they’ve got about as much space as the home my dad bought for $60,000
Actually, what I really see is them going bankrupt and moving back into Mimi and Papa's garage. Lets be real.
Of course this tweet made me Google how many bathrooms they have - 4.25. How does a quarter of a bathroom work? Is Bryan crapping in a random toilet somewhere in the basement while tweeting his millions of fans and checking his Craigslist?
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I agree, their house isn't that big and I hate the layout (the long hallways etc.)queentee20 wrote:What’s weird is their house honestly is NOT that big. The property yes but the house itself is rather small. I think they like to pretend they live in a mansion but it’s so Fucking small especially for $1.2 million... I think they should have found something with less acres & more square footage. He acts like their house has 20 rooms & 34 bathrooms xD they’ve got about as much space as the home my dad bought for $60,000