Gardner Quad Squad: Trainwreck Unfolding | Part 2

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So CRAP was real bossy. She asked Ally a 2 part question and Ally said she couldn't answer as people would have to wait for the show. So boss bitch commanded her to answer the second part of the question.

TyASSon ASSwiper (Assley will probably be too busy to wipe asses if they ever potty train because you know she is always working and he only has the Chinese blanket gig) anyway so he asks them what they do for a living.

Ally says she has 3 degrees but works from home as a family counselor. Did any one see his face? To me he had a look on his face like oh that's what I said I do. Didn't somewhere along the line he said he went to school to be a family or marriage counselor?

Then he asks Josh and he's building homes maybe a contracter not quite sure but it sounded like he was building himself a good career. After he answered TyASSon just had a kind of defeated look on his face. There he sits, what does he do? oh yeah he pimps his FTYO's on YouTube and sells Chinese blankets. What a breadwinner, what a good provider he is...lame ass

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Just now catching up on some of the FB comments.

Greedners had posted earlier they would be doing a live feed at 8 MST. One of their fff asked what channel is MST? This was all done on FB. I cannot adequately express my thought process right now. Are you kidding me?

Wow.


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Well, I just googled it and Utah participates in Daylight Savings Time, so maybe the Follower can be excused for being confused? MST doesn't exist right now.
And, TyASSon? Well, the only Daylight he acknowledges is Daylight Donuts. I guess......

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I think the MST exchange shows the idiocy of Tyson and his followers. I think he meant to say that it's Mountain time. That Utah is on Mountain Time. He was trying to sound smart by saying MST instead of just saying Mountain Time. Idiot. And then to have the follower ask about the channel. These people make my brain hurt.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Just now catching up on some of the FB comments.

Greedners had posted earlier they would be doing a live feed at 8 MST. One of their fff asked what channel is MST? This was all done on FB. I cannot adequately express my thought process right now. Are you kidding me?

Wow.


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Well, I just googled it and Utah participates in Daylight Savings Time, so maybe the Follower can be excused for being confused? MST doesn't exist right now.
And, TyASSon? Well, the only Daylight he acknowledges is Daylight Donuts. I guess......

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Hmmmm I live in California and we do daylight savings time and it's called PST. Isn't it Eastern, Central, Mountain and then Pacific? I know Arizona doesn't do daylight savings but it's still referred to as MST. I'm pretty sure it's just a FFF Fanatical Fucktard Fan that was maybe 12...

It's easily confused. Utah is on Mountain Time. Half the year they are MST and half the year MDT. We are currently in the MDT part of the year. MST is Nov to March. He should have just said (and I'm sure he meant) that Utah is on Mountain Time. California is currently on their PDT cycle, as well. But either way, I'd know that it wasn't a channel!!!!

[SnarkieSophie]

Waah waah waaaaahhhhh


I didn't win a Manky* Blanket!!!

My heart was wishing, hoping, and praying I'd win the Fat Controller's summer favourite "a blue sea coloured background with coloured flowers". Customised with blank splotches where the dye had lifted due to pool chlorine, Cheerios crumbs and Cheerios dye transfer patches, poop skid marks and the very organic fragrance of stale pee.

Which Manky Blanket did you hope you'd win Sissies?

The Fat Controller's and my favourite?

The one with the surf board pattern customised with Sodaliscious stains, "treat" stains and crumbs and the very organic fragrance of pee?

The one with the popsicle pattern cleverly customised with popsicle stains, Slurpee stains, ketchup stains and the very organic fragrance of pee?

Or did you have your heart set on the one with the Fat Controller's head (aka pineapple) pattern customised with Smoothie stains, donit crumbs PLUS the bonus of a half eaten donit and the very organic fragrance of pee?



Some thoughts the Fat Controller may find useful:

Dumbfu#k, if you're going to be paid for spruiking (Aussie slang for promoting) a company's product please do what a professional does and the learn the names of their products for fu#ks sake! FWI your current fav Manky Blanket is called "Aloha Sunset" and the flowers are hibiscuses, the frigging Hawaiian state flower! Jesus Swept the Fat Controller is as thick as three short planks isn't he. Sheesh!

Pineapple Head, I've gone to the trouble of explaining this to you before. Using 2 pounds of hair gel and a scaffold, made using the magnatized building thingies your Feral Four stole from Hazy, to style your hair is not only wayyy out of fashion it also DOES NOT MAKE YOUR FACE LOOK SLIMMER OR YOU LOOK TALLER!!! Instead it makes you look more ugly as well as sad and pathetic. No wonder CRAP wants, so very badly, to do the horizontal folk dance with Mr Mountable!



*Aussie slang for dirty or yucky.



Awl done.

[Pace5]

It's sad to me! The Greedners are going to leech on to this sweet new couple to boost their ratings.

I meant that to be a congrats on getting a snark on the Greedners, calling them out

Oh I know. You're good.

[SnarkieSophie]

I would have gladly given my iPad in order to have viewed the Manky Blanket/ Fat Controller initial sponsorship meeting.

Because the Fat Controller is as thick as three short planks how long do you think it took for the Tyrant to learn what "couture" means and how to pronounce it?

[SnarkieSophie]

It's sad to me! The Greedners are going to leech on to this sweet new couple to boost their ratings.

I can't thank this

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Yes, it is a shame, they are definitely being used for ratings. How fast the Greedners moved on that opportunity! Disgusting.

And to the Greedners: 'You sitting there waiting for him(them) just like a spider' {Name that movie!}

Easy peasy! Mammy to Scarlett in "Gone With The Wind"

I'm a "Gone With The Wind" tragic.

Do I win a Manky Blanket???

[Krouton]

Religion , prayer , divine intervention couldn't save my cousins 6 week bubba boy from leukaemia and death and they have a deep faith in god
Maybe that's why they don't believe in keeping the girls safe as god will protect them from anything bad ??


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God made them infertile. Medical science gave them children.

[Abbiedownunder]

I couldn't get through the live feed. The fake sympathy they were showing Josh and Ally was just too much for me and I couldn't watch. I bet they're pissed off that someone else's story is more tragic than theirs and that
their youtube numbers were going up by the hour.

Today's vlog was filming for a local tv station and what better way to start the day than donuts for breakfast. FFS. Girls all dolled up as usual and being told constantly how pretty and beautiful they are. AS if that's all they need in life to get by is to be pretty and beautiful. They ran amok for the cameras so it will be interesting to see how it comes over on the show. And once again, Esie pulling at her nappy which was obviously full. I can't believe they put the girls down for a nap in their clothes. Maybe it's just me but I always took off my kids outer clothing for naps. I must be a weirdo. I also noticed them eating 'treats' for the pic at the end.

I don't know why I keep watching them as they piss me off so much but it's like watching 'a trainwreck unfolding' and I can't look away. Glutton for punishment.

[AthenaA]

Tyson and how he talks to those girls about food makes me rage.

And someone commented that watching the girls is really helping her 2 year olds speech. Do you know what helps speech when your kids are delayed? A speech pathologist.

[snarksite]

Just now catching up on some of the FB comments.

Greedners had posted earlier they would be doing a live feed at 8 MST. One of their fff asked what channel is MST? This was all done on FB. I cannot adequately express my thought process right now. Are you kidding me?

Wow.


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Well, I just googled it and Utah participates in Daylight Savings Time, so maybe the Follower can be excused for being confused? MST doesn't exist right now.
And, TyASSon? Well, the only Daylight he acknowledges is Daylight Donuts. I guess......

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Thanks, Merikat.

T doesn't know this and he lives there. That's even better!


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[SnarkieSophie]

Comment on today's vlog:


these girls and about 2 months older than my little boy and im blown away with how well they talk. my son doesnt talk much at all and he has trouble with the words he does say. i definitely think that watching these girls is helping his speech development.


Think about it Sisters, people like this are allowed to drive, vote and breed.

[Night lady]

Wow, so much has happened overnight. I'll be catching up on my sister's in snark posts, thank you for your snarks!!

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[AthenaA]

Religion , prayer , divine intervention couldn't save my cousins 6 week bubba boy from leukaemia and death and they have a deep faith in god
Maybe that's why they don't believe in keeping the girls safe as god will protect them from anything bad ??


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I'm a Christian and it infuriates me that people so casually say things like their faith healed them with an implication that they are special. Being thankful to God and expressing that privately is one thing, publically it's a kick in the teeth to those that prayed and their prayers weren't answered the way they wanted.

[Abbiedownunder]

Just had a look at the Bingham's vlog to see if the Grifters were involved in Hazey's birthday today. Nup. But... when Mindy got home there was a huge box of donuts waiting for them. No card or little gift for Hazey, just revolting diabetes inducing donuts. And these are supposed to be their very special friends. Pfffft.

I do have to say that Mindy put on a garden party for Hazey yesterday for her family. What a talented woman. It was absolutely gorgeous and very classy. And Hazey said thank you to everyone who gave her a gift.

[AthenaA]

Tyson really wants to be famous. His glee about the girls and the cameras. They are never getting those poor kids off social media. Too bad if you want some privacy 'durls', you're not getting it!

Love the manky Couture SnarkleSophie.

How many Australians post here? There's a few of us I think.

[Night lady]

What a disaster the vlog was today. I don't know how the film crew survived. Too loud and chaotic. Holy cow.
Poor Indie with the net over her cage. I feel so bad for those girls.

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[silvereyed]

I think I said this back on GOMI, but I really believe that one of the reasons that the Gardners refuse to admit that the girls are delayed is because that would mean that they're not perfect and it would break the narrative that God blessed them with "perfect miracles" because they prayed so hard. The Gardner's main market is teenage girls and christian mommies, so to deviate from that illusion of perfection could potentially harm their brand and that's why they pretend everything's all hunky dory.

Personally, I believe that filming the girls going to speech therapy and other specialists to help with their physical delays would actually help them in the long run. It would generate (undeserved) sympathy for them and could raise viewer engagement from showing something other running round the house screaming - look how many views they got on the video where they rushed Scarlett to hospital when she injured her finger.

[Snarky Lady]

What a disaster the vlog was today. I don't know how the film crew survived. Too loud and chaotic. Holy cow.
Poor Indie with the net over her cage. I feel so bad for those girls.

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Notice though the fact the film crew came to their house instead of inviting them back on the set..........very telling IMO

[Snarky Lady]

I think I said this back on GOMI, but I really believe that one of the reasons that the Gardners refuse to admit that the girls are delayed is because that would mean that they're not perfect and it would break the narrative that God blessed them with "perfect miracles" because they prayed so hard. The Gardner's main market is teenage girls and christian mommies, so to deviate from that illusion of perfection could potentially harm their brand and that's why they pretend everything's all hunky dory.

Personally, I believe that filming the girls going to speech therapy and other specialists to help with their physical delays would actually help them in the long run. It would generate (undeserved) sympathy for them and could raise viewer engagement from showing something other running round the house screaming - look how many views they got on the video where they rushed Scarlett to hospital when she injured her finger.

Not only that but think of their following and what an example they could be to other families who have children who need a little extra help. They really could have promoted Early intervention and thrown out help most people are not aware of. Instead they kept their heads up their ass and ignored their own children's cry for help.