Ay carumba - Landen for example has 2 full siblings (Kyson and Kaden) 3 half siblings (Lilia, Arabella, Addelynn), 2 step siblings (Caden and Tommy), two "Dads" (Drake and Chris) and anymore kids Jess or Drake may have!!!!!!!funkycat123 wrote:Can someone draw up a Jesssfam family tree with Drake and Natalie and Ashley and Gabe and everyone else? I'm losing track of how these people are related. How many siblings/potential siblings do the twins and Landen have?
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Not that the kids would ever use these terms, or would ever need to, but it's still funny to say out loud because it puts it into perspective -
Lilia talking about Natalie's new boo's kids "my half brothers, half sisters, stepsister."
Logan talking about the same kids- "my step sisters, half brothers half sisters, step sister."
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Lilia talking about Natalie's new boo's kids "my half brothers, half sisters, stepsister."
Logan talking about the same kids- "my step sisters, half brothers half sisters, step sister."
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Its weird to think that Lilia and Addie are the same relation to Landen and the twins as Arabella is to them. The boys really should get to see their other sister moreSparklingdee wrote:Ay carumba - Landen for example has 2 full siblings (Kyson and Kaden) 3 half siblings (Lilia, Arabella, Addelynn), 2 step siblings (Caden and Tommy), two "Dads" (Drake and Chris) and anymore kids Jess or Drake may have!!!!!!!funkycat123 wrote:Can someone draw up a Jesssfam family tree with Drake and Natalie and Ashley and Gabe and everyone else? I'm losing track of how these people are related. How many siblings/potential siblings do the twins and Landen have?
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I am actually nervous for when all the kids are of dating age. Imagine? Not only is there a potential for them to be related but just all the drama.. dating the daughter of a guy your mom slept with, or dating your ex-step dads ex girlfriends ex husbands son...pinkdiamond_3 wrote://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201711 ... ce22b3.jpg
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Asking for a DNA test prior to sleeping with someone so you don't accidentally bang your half sibling.
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Well technically Drake's new squeeze's kids are still the boys' stepsiblings as much as they are Airabella's even if he's abandoned him so it would be 'my half brother's stepsister' or 'my step sister's half brother's stepsister' but that REALLY doesn't make it any better.pinkdiamond_3 wrote:Not that the kids would ever use these terms, or would ever need to, but it's still funny to say out loud because it puts it into perspective -
Lilia talking about Natalie's new boo's kids "my half brothers, half sisters, stepsister."
Logan talking about the same kids- "my step sisters, half brothers half sisters, step sister."
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The thing that's weird to me is the stepsiblings/aunts/uncles/cousins and especially grandparents these kids acquire and then lose throughout all of this. Like do Drake's parents ever think of Lilia? Does Chris's mom even care about Jess's older three? It can't be good for the kids to be told "This is your mimoo and paypay and they're your grandparents and you love them just like you love your 'dad'!" when you don't actually care about them and they don't really care about you and then in a few years it's on to another new family. How do they ever form connections with adults?! If you think about it since her birth Lilia has had at least TEN grandparents not counting great grandparents, which she has at least 2 of because every parent figure she's ever had popped out at kid at no older than 20 so their grandparents are probably still around to be embarrassed by them.
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Modesto is WILD.DoodleBop wrote:Asking for a DNA test prior to sleeping with someone so you don't accidentally bang your half sibling.
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Listen. Y'all need to leave Modesto alone lmao. It's just the circle that Jess is wrapped up in. I know some really good people from Modesto (no none of them have any kids yet), but you are who you hang out with.luci417 wrote:Modesto is WILD.DoodleBop wrote:Asking for a DNA test prior to sleeping with someone so you don't accidentally bang your half sibling.
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It's not that seriousdoggo wrote:Listen. Y'all need to leave Modesto alone lmao. It's just the circle that Jess is wrapped up in. I know some really good people from Modesto (no none of them have any kids yet), but you are who you hang out with.luci417 wrote:Modesto is WILD.DoodleBop wrote:Asking for a DNA test prior to sleeping with someone so you don't accidentally bang your half sibling.
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Jessica Shafer Roque Skube will not tarnish the good people of Modesto on my watch.dazzled wrote:It's not that seriousdoggo wrote:Listen. Y'all need to leave Modesto alone lmao. It's just the circle that Jess is wrapped up in. I know some really good people from Modesto (no none of them have any kids yet), but you are who you hang out with.luci417 wrote:Modesto is WILD.
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When your friends remind you of the cast of Shameless you might have a problem.
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The aunts/uncles thing confuses me too. Like when Landen was a baby Jess posted a picture of him and some uncle (can’t remember the name). In the comments she said he was Drake’s half-brother, and that he was apparently taken and expecting a child of his own (I think he was around 19 or so). And I know Drake has a half-brother who is around 10(?) or so. But yeah, Lilia has had lots of Grandparents. Gabe’s parents, Jess’ parents, Jess’ step-dad, Drake’s mom and step-dad, Drake’s dad and step-mom, Chris’ parents . . . Like holy crap I wonder what she called/calls them all. I know in Landen’s first birthday vlog Drake’s mom is there and Lilia is bouncing on the bouncy house thing and says something along the lines of “C’mon Grandma!” And that was kinda weird lolluci417 wrote:Well technically Drake's new squeeze's kids are still the boys' stepsiblings as much as they are Airabella's even if he's abandoned him so it would be 'my half brother's stepsister' or 'my step sister's half brother's stepsister' but that REALLY doesn't make it any better.pinkdiamond_3 wrote:Not that the kids would ever use these terms, or would ever need to, but it's still funny to say out loud because it puts it into perspective -
Lilia talking about Natalie's new boo's kids "my half brothers, half sisters, stepsister."
Logan talking about the same kids- "my step sisters, half brothers half sisters, step sister."
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The thing that's weird to me is the stepsiblings/aunts/uncles/cousins and especially grandparents these kids acquire and then lose throughout all of this. Like do Drake's parents ever think of Lilia? Does Chris's mom even care about Jess's older three? It can't be good for the kids to be told "This is your mimoo and paypay and they're your grandparents and you love them just like you love your 'dad'!" when you don't actually care about them and they don't really care about you and then in a few years it's on to another new family. How do they ever form connections with adults?! If you think about it since her birth Lilia has had at least TEN grandparents not counting great grandparents, which she has at least 2 of because every parent figure she's ever had popped out at kid at no older than 20 so their grandparents are probably still around to be embarrassed by them.
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On another note, I just realized Jess’ life low-key reminds me of Game of Thrones. Everyone fucks everyone, and everyone seems to be on the hunt for revenge
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You can tell Kyson already HATES camera, just like his dad (Drake)
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Oh god Jess' next husband will end up being a long lost Uncle.nomis99 wrote:On another note, I just realized Jess’ life low-key reminds me of Game of Thrones. Everyone fucks everyone, and everyone seems to be on the hunt for revenge
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Dumb a** just posted a picture of Landen getting an award at school on Snapchat...... it says his school on there!!!!
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'Meth death and auto theft' ring any bells?doggo wrote:Jessica Shafer Roque Skube will not tarnish the good people of Modesto on my watch.dazzled wrote:It's not that seriousdoggo wrote: Listen. Y'all need to leave Modesto alone lmao. It's just the circle that Jess is wrapped up in. I know some really good people from Modesto (no none of them have any kids yet), but you are who you hang out with.
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amf2224 wrote:Dumb a** just posted a picture of Landen getting an award at school on Snapchat...... it says his school on there!!!!
It's okay though cause she blocked it out on his shirt... *Major eye roll*
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Every other town when a 16 year old gets pregnant - "oh shit, this is really bad, what am I going to do?"
Modesto when a 16 year old gets pregnant - "Finally, Baby Shower timeeee!"
Modesto when a 16 year old gets pregnant - "Finally, Baby Shower timeeee!"
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The last one didn't post properly..amf2224 wrote:Dumb a** just posted a picture of Landen getting an award at school on Snapchat...... it says his school on there!!!!
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She covered the name on his shirt though so it's all good. *Major eye roll*