ChrisandJesss: Portraying Our Own Context Part 47

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ellelife wrote:I'm getting married next May, for shits and giggles I looked at Jessica's pinterest wedding board. We are doing a rustic/country type of feel because we both grew up in the middle of nowhere and he is a HUGE outdoorsman. When I saw the mason jars and all her rustic stuff I was like 'time to find a new direction!' But after the Mexican food, her color combo and it being in a barn... I'm good with our choices again. Mexican... barn... she'll probably have pinatas shaped like tractors but colored in coral and mint chevron.
You forgot the disney aspect she will undoubtably incorporate!!


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Disney themed candy will fill it. Mainly Frozen.
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Coral? Barn? Mint? Chevron?

I went to a wedding just like that once. It was in 2001.
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this is going to be the tackiest wedding ever. i cant wait to see it :rofl:
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OH MY GOD. LMFAO
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mikejones wrote:OH MY GOD. LMFAO
Bless you for this screen capture!
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I like the way Natalie cut her video short because her child was crying rather than locking them in their room or ignoring them or giving them to 'Mimi' remind you of anyone, peeps?
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mikejones wrote:OH MY GOD. LMFAO
LOL! Awesome screenshot!

Here we can spot the Stabber in his natural habitat.
Warning: do not drink while watching this! (I did and let me tell you, it was not pleasant.)
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this wedding is just going to be a pinterest version of her first wedding
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Ew @ stabby and his breastmilk/baby's breath comment. Creepy ass freak. And the Brady bunch problems comment. Uh anyways.


Who the fuck is this Cortney 'best friend' she suddenly has? Has she ever been talked about/in a vlog?

I'm SO EXCITED to see this white trash barn wedding :') amazing. Barn weddings can be pulled off, but not by a stinky ghetto couple with 6 children. As everyone has already said- mint, coral, & chevron? So original.

Using your 1st baby daddy's brother as a DJ for your third future failure of a relationship. Perfect.

Love that she ditches her kids to go shopping for her new life. Too bad it's going to end up even worse than all her other relationships.
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emloha_91 wrote:I like the way Natalie cut her video short because her child was crying rather than locking them in their room or ignoring them or giving them to 'Mimi' remind you of anyone, peeps?
That's because Natalie doesn't think of Bella as a profit or a prop.
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I had a nightmare about Stabby last night...
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So is Janelle not her bff anymore?
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This popped up on my FB newsfeed. Immediately thought of Jessica. Lol


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mikejones wrote:OH MY GOD. LMFAO
That is creepy!! Where are his iris'/pupils?!
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He looks like a predator. He looks like he'll destroy you mentally and physically and demolish your soul.
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I mean Mint and Coral don't look BAD together, especially if you use pastel versions of them
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Of course this is Jess the Mess we're talking about, and thanks to Loony Lucy I'm also sick of chevron to the point where looking at that pattern makes me wanna hurl. And you know they're going for Mexican food because they probably found it for cheap lol
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Sick of the chevron Pattern. Ughhhhhh
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But Jess is too trashy to make those colours look so beautiful.

Anyway what more can you expect out of this 2342342 th wedding ? Seriously they should just have signed the papers and called it a day. I would be mortified with embarrassment if I pulled up a wedding after 2 divorces and 2 baby daddies. She should be embarrassed to have a wedding in the first place. Let alone how much she puts into this. Her taste sucks anyways. She thinks she is some fucking princess and everytime she fucks a guy, she gets this picture in her mind of getting married to him, having a bunch of kids with him and living happily forever. lol

And how much did she invest into that half assed shot gun wedding ? lol that was onr ridiculous waste of money :D dint even last for 1 month :P :P
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Lolol at Jess pretending she reads to them

How many times do you think they watched frozen beforehand
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Eponine24601 wrote:I had a nightmare about Stabby last night...
Lmao I actually had a dream about jess and stabby once. Pregnancy brain and all the drama reading before bed really screws with me apparently. I felt so lame that I never even mentioned it. I forgot what happened tho. I think I may have had a minon bite me but can't remember lol
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