SkubeyLubeandFirecrotch Part 51
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The only achievement in her life is having babies back to back.lizyfignewton wrote:Just came across Mess on this site (famousbirthdays.com I believe? Just search "Jessica Roque family") Lilia and Landen have a profile but not the twins... If they do, it's not linked to her profile or L&L's
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How many times can she say 'marrying the man of my dreams' in one lifetime. Sheesh.
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Until she gets the dream guy not the nightmare. My guess is early 40'sLady6 wrote:How many times can she say 'marrying the man of my dreams' in one lifetime. Sheesh.
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Re: SkubeyLubeandFirecrotch Part 51
TOTALLY OT but I know a lot of you follow Tayler and she just made an account so shit may be getting real pretty soon.
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On here??blackbettybamf wrote:TOTALLY OT but I know a lot of you follow Tayler and she just made an account so shit may be getting real pretty soon.
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Jess' intro in seven years is going to be long as shit.
*annoying intro music plays*
Lilia (age 12, already has a boyfriend, has never had a haircut. Her hair has tree branches and leaves entangled within it. Probably has a butterfly tattoo somewhere)
Kyson (Is dressed like a gangsta because those are the only clothes Jess will buy him but has the personality of Ben, never leaves his side of the room)
Kaden (Dressed like a "dweeb" and has severe behavioral issues)
Landen (Still kind of looks like a cabbage patch kid, but is pretty much ignored)
Kaleb (Looks the most like Chris, was concieved using some back-alley fertility treatment in an attempt to trap Chris, is a triplet. He and Kyson get along because they look like their bio. father and therefore Jess hates them)
Lucas (Spitting image of Jess, red hair and blue eyes. Still is breastfed at age 6, absolute devil but can do no wrong because he is Jess' mini-me)
Logan (The "sporty" kid. By "sporty" it means that Jess enrolled him in eight different sports so he is never at home and is essentially the problem of whatever recreational sports teams he is on)
Kelton (age 4, biological father is some rando in Modesto. Jess claimed she just wanted an "even" number of kids so opted for a "sperm donor" aka got drunk in a club and fucked some dude in a bathroom stall)
Karson (age 2, currently dealing with the divorce between Jess and his bio father. This guy was a decent dude and genuinely cared for all of Jess' kids, but eventually realized that Jess wanted to trap him and left ASAP. Still tries to see every kid one-on-one when he can, but Jess makes it impossible)
Liam (six months. due to a custody agreement, his biological father has him most of the time)
Its funny but you can actually see it happening. Don't even lie.
*annoying intro music plays*
Lilia (age 12, already has a boyfriend, has never had a haircut. Her hair has tree branches and leaves entangled within it. Probably has a butterfly tattoo somewhere)
Kyson (Is dressed like a gangsta because those are the only clothes Jess will buy him but has the personality of Ben, never leaves his side of the room)
Kaden (Dressed like a "dweeb" and has severe behavioral issues)
Landen (Still kind of looks like a cabbage patch kid, but is pretty much ignored)
Kaleb (Looks the most like Chris, was concieved using some back-alley fertility treatment in an attempt to trap Chris, is a triplet. He and Kyson get along because they look like their bio. father and therefore Jess hates them)
Lucas (Spitting image of Jess, red hair and blue eyes. Still is breastfed at age 6, absolute devil but can do no wrong because he is Jess' mini-me)
Logan (The "sporty" kid. By "sporty" it means that Jess enrolled him in eight different sports so he is never at home and is essentially the problem of whatever recreational sports teams he is on)
Kelton (age 4, biological father is some rando in Modesto. Jess claimed she just wanted an "even" number of kids so opted for a "sperm donor" aka got drunk in a club and fucked some dude in a bathroom stall)
Karson (age 2, currently dealing with the divorce between Jess and his bio father. This guy was a decent dude and genuinely cared for all of Jess' kids, but eventually realized that Jess wanted to trap him and left ASAP. Still tries to see every kid one-on-one when he can, but Jess makes it impossible)
Liam (six months. due to a custody agreement, his biological father has him most of the time)
Its funny but you can actually see it happening. Don't even lie.
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......I can see this happening. She won't stop having kids until her uterus falls out. And she won't stop until she has a little girl (which won't happen because ha ha karma is a bitch Jessica that's why Natalie had drakes daughter and you had 3 sons in a row) now if gabe has more they'll be girls, and if drake has more they'll be girls, and if Chris's leaves Jessica pregnant with a boy he'll get another victim pregnant with a girl. #KarmaIsAHugeBitch #SoIsTheMensSpermYourSleepingWith #CursedWithBoysForever #LiliaWillProbablyBeButchLesbianrodgerdodger wrote:Jess' intro in seven years is going to be long as shit.
*annoying intro music plays*
Lilia (age 12, already has a boyfriend, has never had a haircut. Her hair has tree branches and leaves entangled within it. Probably has a butterfly tattoo somewhere)
Kyson (Is dressed like a gangsta because those are the only clothes Jess will buy him but has the personality of Ben, never leaves his side of the room)
Kaden (Dressed like a "dweeb" and has severe behavioral issues)
Landen (Still kind of looks like a cabbage patch kid, but is pretty much ignored)
Kaleb (Looks the most like Chris, was concieved using some back-alley fertility treatment in an attempt to trap Chris, is a triplet. He and Kyson get along because they look like their bio. father and therefore Jess hates them)
Lucas (Spitting image of Jess, red hair and blue eyes. Still is breastfed at age 6, absolute devil but can do no wrong because he is Jess' mini-me)
Logan (The "sporty" kid. By "sporty" it means that Jess enrolled him in eight different sports so he is never at home and is essentially the problem of whatever recreational sports teams he is on)
Kelton (age 4, biological father is some rando in Modesto. Jess claimed she just wanted an "even" number of kids so opted for a "sperm donor" aka got drunk in a club and fucked some dude in a bathroom stall)
Karson (age 2, currently dealing with the divorce between Jess and his bio father. This guy was a decent dude and genuinely cared for all of Jess' kids, but eventually realized that Jess wanted to trap him and left ASAP. Still tries to see every kid one-on-one when he can, but Jess makes it impossible)
Liam (six months. due to a custody agreement, his biological father has him most of the time)
Its funny but you can actually see it happening. Don't even lie.
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Oh and Natalie and drake had the boys today if anyone was curious and it wasn't already discussed!
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I hope Jess does one of these Tayler Q&A things, it'd be hilarious.
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She would never. Ever.jesswhytho wrote:I hope Jess does one of these Tayler Q&A things, it'd be hilarious.
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Can you imagine trying to scream all those names when it's time to wrangle them up for their daily dose of chocolate milk?rodgerdodger wrote:Jess' intro in seven years is going to be long as shit.
*annoying intro music plays*
Lilia (age 12, already has a boyfriend, has never had a haircut. Her hair has tree branches and leaves entangled within it. Probably has a butterfly tattoo somewhere)
Kyson (Is dressed like a gangsta because those are the only clothes Jess will buy him but has the personality of Ben, never leaves his side of the room)
Kaden (Dressed like a "dweeb" and has severe behavioral issues)
Landen (Still kind of looks like a cabbage patch kid, but is pretty much ignored)
Kaleb (Looks the most like Chris, was concieved using some back-alley fertility treatment in an attempt to trap Chris, is a triplet. He and Kyson get along because they look like their bio. father and therefore Jess hates them)
Lucas (Spitting image of Jess, red hair and blue eyes. Still is breastfed at age 6, absolute devil but can do no wrong because he is Jess' mini-me)
Logan (The "sporty" kid. By "sporty" it means that Jess enrolled him in eight different sports so he is never at home and is essentially the problem of whatever recreational sports teams he is on)
Kelton (age 4, biological father is some rando in Modesto. Jess claimed she just wanted an "even" number of kids so opted for a "sperm donor" aka got drunk in a club and fucked some dude in a bathroom stall)
Karson (age 2, currently dealing with the divorce between Jess and his bio father. This guy was a decent dude and genuinely cared for all of Jess' kids, but eventually realized that Jess wanted to trap him and left ASAP. Still tries to see every kid one-on-one when he can, but Jess makes it impossible)
Liam (six months. due to a custody agreement, his biological father has him most of the time)
Its funny but you can actually see it happening. Don't even lie.
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rodgerdodger wrote:Jess' intro in seven years is going to be long as shit.
*annoying intro music plays*
Lilia (age 12, already has a boyfriend, has never had a haircut. Her hair has tree branches and leaves entangled within it. Probably has a butterfly tattoo somewhere)
Kyson (Is dressed like a gangsta because those are the only clothes Jess will buy him but has the personality of Ben, never leaves his side of the room)
Kaden (Dressed like a "dweeb" and has severe behavioral issues)
Landen (Still kind of looks like a cabbage patch kid, but is pretty much ignored)
Kaleb (Looks the most like Chris, was concieved using some back-alley fertility treatment in an attempt to trap Chris, is a triplet. He and Kyson get along because they look like their bio. father and therefore Jess hates them)
Lucas (Spitting image of Jess, red hair and blue eyes. Still is breastfed at age 6, absolute devil but can do no wrong because he is Jess' mini-me)
Logan (The "sporty" kid. By "sporty" it means that Jess enrolled him in eight different sports so he is never at home and is essentially the problem of whatever recreational sports teams he is on)
Kelton (age 4, biological father is some rando in Modesto. Jess claimed she just wanted an "even" number of kids so opted for a "sperm donor" aka got drunk in a club and fucked some dude in a bathroom stall)
Karson (age 2, currently dealing with the divorce between Jess and his bio father. This guy was a decent dude and genuinely cared for all of Jess' kids, but eventually realized that Jess wanted to trap him and left ASAP. Still tries to see every kid one-on-one when he can, but Jess makes it impossible)
Liam (six months. due to a custody agreement, his biological father has him most of the time)
Its funny but you can actually see it happening. Don't even lie.
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I'm pretty sure they wont have "just one". That just one needs someone close to his/her age so just one more , pretty please.
Breakup. A new dick in the scene. Man of her dreams. Gotta have kid with him too. Ofcourse.. but that kid needs someone of his/her age too
Breakup. A new dick in the scene. Man of her dreams. Gotta have kid with him too. Ofcourse.. but that kid needs someone of his/her age too
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I see where everyone is coming from with the "I hope Jess only has boys from now on" thing, but I only agree because I know Jess would ignore all the other kids if she had another girl. I don't like how people are calling having boys a "curse", though.
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Nope. Atleast I dont think boys are curse at all. lol. I do hope she gets all boys because that is something which she doesn't want. I dont want her to get that little girl for 2 reasons. 1. She becomes a proud super bitch if she gets a girl 2. That girl becomes just one more dumb blonde pregnant teen in making.
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woah woah woah, let's bring it back a bit. Point 2 was totally uncalled for.marshmellow wrote:Nope. Atleast I dont think boys are curse at all. lol. I do hope she gets all boys because that is something which she doesn't want. I dont want her to get that little girl for 2 reasons. 1. She becomes a proud super bitch if she gets a girl 2. That girl becomes just one more dumb blonde pregnant teen in making.
Personally with me I want all boys, but I know it's always a 50/50 chance and when I eventually do start having kids I'm sure I'll grow out of the wanting a specific gender phase. Jess hasn't, or will ever, grow out of the defining her child on the terms of gender.
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I hope Daily Lumps and Jess have all the boys. No girls for them!
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Yeah. I know. I framed it wrong I guess. I wanted to say, she will raise that kid to be all beauty no brains (same what she is trying to do with Lilia) making her follow her mom's footsteps. Obviously because she would see no good examples in her family.Didn't mean to put that unborn baby downrodgerdodger wrote:woah woah woah, let's bring it back a bit. Point 2 was totally uncalled for.marshmellow wrote:Nope. Atleast I dont think boys are curse at all. lol. I do hope she gets all boys because that is something which she doesn't want. I dont want her to get that little girl for 2 reasons. 1. She becomes a proud super bitch if she gets a girl 2. That girl becomes just one more dumb blonde pregnant teen in making.
Personally with me I want all boys, but I know it's always a 50/50 chance and when I eventually do start having kids I'm sure I'll grow out of the wanting a specific gender phase. Jess hasn't, or will ever, grow out of the defining her child on the terms of gender.
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We shouldn't say Lilia or (if she ever gets a sister) well get pregnant young. Statistically speaking, it's seriously possible!
Statistically it was highly possible that I would've been a ten mom like my mother but I wasn't. I grew up seeing her struggle and I knew I didn't want to go through that.. Lilia might watch her mom struggle and decided for herself that she doesn't want to struggle. You never know!
Statistically it was highly possible that I would've been a ten mom like my mother but I wasn't. I grew up seeing her struggle and I knew I didn't want to go through that.. Lilia might watch her mom struggle and decided for herself that she doesn't want to struggle. You never know!