FlabStabPunchy&Crew:YouCanPortrayYourOwnContextToo! Part 54

[karunohana]

Baby #7 born in 9 months then.
Birthday sex lmao.

No, the pregnancy announcement is his birthday present! Because then their happy blended family can be together and celebrate Jesss preg- ah i mean stabbys birthday. Wouldn't surpise me though. A whole day where Jess isn't the center of the attention? Impossible!

[Arieya]

why is it taking her so long to upload part 2? ffs Jess we know you don't do anything but patrol instagram

We'll get it in a couple weeks when everyone's already long forgotten they even went camping. #omg #forgottoupload #oops

[drunkunicorn]

Had to laugh at Jess' birthday post to Chris. "Happy birthday to the love of my life".
How many love of your life's do you get Jess? You've had 3 so far. If you say that about every guy who sticks around for a few months it starts to lose it's meaning

[webby]

omg maybe tonight she'll take a pregnancy test "just to be safe" before going out for his birthday

*hyena laugh* guess what guys *hyena laugh* I'm PREGNANT!!!!!

I wonder if her next kid will hyena laugh when he's born instead of crying when he falls out of her uterus

[Iammrsnesbitt]

omg maybe tonight she'll take a pregnancy test "just to be safe" before going out for his birthday

*hyena laugh* guess what guys *hyena laugh* I'm PREGNANT!!!!!

I wonder if her next kid will hyena laugh when he's born instead of crying when he falls out of her uterus

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

[salty8]

That Birthday Post. My god. All those photos she is the centre of attention, not him.
No pics of him an his kids, none of just him.
All of her looking good.

[mikejones]

Because nobody else matters but her.

[Context101]

Looks like Kyson & Kaden are at the doctors getting physicals for school. I just realized that all the kids will be in school except for Landen. My guess is that after the stabbymess & chevron throw up of a wedding that Jess will get baby fever since she'll only have one baby with her at all times and "magically" her birth control will fail. #CountdownToBaby7 #FreeBen

[sfgiantsgirl]

She'll probably volunteer in Lilia's classroom and drag Landen along or maybe Stabby will watch him since he has no job

[Chance18]

Looks like Kyson & Kaden are at the doctors getting physicals for school. I just realized that all the kids will be in school except for Landen. My guess is that after the stabbymess & chevron throw up of a wedding that Jess will get baby fever since she'll only have one baby with her at all times and "magically" her birth control will fail. #CountdownToBaby7 #FreeBen

Watch her get knocked up before her August wedding so once again she will be pregnant while walking down the aisle!

[Yogabbagabbat]

I'm sorry but WHAT? what a weird ass post to make...

Who posts a happy birthday picture to themselves...and the caption is incredibly bizarre. Thanking his friends and family for being there "even when it was never convenient for them"? And obviously that's terrible his father has cancer but what does that have to do with his birthday? I'm confused

[mikejones]

Lots of people do that, including myself. I'll post a simple "happy birthday to me" post.. he's giving the people who've loved him and helped raised him some recognition. I thought it was sweet, you should always thank your father and family for building you into who you are and give them kudos.

[webby]

I'm sorry but WHAT? what a weird ass post to make...

Who posts a happy birthday picture to themselves...and the caption is incredibly bizarre. Thanking his friends and family for being there "even when it was never convenient for them"? And obviously that's terrible his father has cancer but what does that have to do with his birthday? I'm confused

it's attention. don't forget my dad has cancer so you can donate to my gofundme!!!!

[webby]

SEPTEMBER 17TH 2014:
RELATIONSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT

NOVEMBER 19TH 2014:
#GettingSerious

[Yogabbagabbat]

Lots of people do that, including myself. I'll post a simple "happy birthday to me" post.. he's giving the people who've loved him and helped raised him some recognition. I thought it was sweet, you should always thank your father and family for building you into who you are and give them kudos.

Incredibly strange wording of the post. And what about his mom who actually birthed him? I'll say things like "ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!" But I would never post a cheesy graphic like that. Sorry but that's a weird post.

[STF2000]

Lots of people do that, including myself. I'll post a simple "happy birthday to me" post.. he's giving the people who've loved him and helped raised him some recognition. I thought it was sweet, you should always thank your father and family for building you into who you are and give them kudos.

Incredibly strange wording of the post. And what about his mom who actually birthed him? I'll say things like "ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!" But I would never post a cheesy graphic like that. Sorry but that's a weird post.

I agree! The way he starts it with, "I'd like to thank..." like he won an award or some shit is just bizarre. Dude, your life is fucked up, what the hell are you talking about? Lol. I'm not against birthday posts per se, but I do think the way he worded it was pretty ridiculous. And my dad is battling cancer too, but I really don't see the need to remind everyone in a happy birthday post about myself. *shrugs*

[LittleBitOfKaitlyn]

Lots of people do that, including myself. I'll post a simple "happy birthday to me" post.. he's giving the people who've loved him and helped raised him some recognition. I thought it was sweet, you should always thank your father and family for building you into who you are and give them kudos.

Thanks dad for making me a knife welding psycho happy birthday to me

[HeavenOnlyKnows]

A little off topic, but Jessica tho.

[Deadhead_kay]

A little off topic, but Jessica tho.

I thought this was a post from Natalie for a second and that you were saying she was posting breastfeeding pics like Jess now lol. Tbh I don't see anything wrong? Like its a funny way to say haha fuck you to an idiotic sign.

[ChanelleJo]

I haven't gone through the last thread, so I'm sorry if this has already been discussed.
Just watched Natalie's last video and I can't say I'm surprised, but damn... I thought it might take a while.
Kinda feel sorry for her, but then again... I guess what goes around comes around 'cause I clearly remember when Jessica said Natalie was their "fan". So my guess is, Drake wasn't exactly single when they met. Or was he? Blah... can't keep up with them.