ChrisandJesss: Say Yes to the Mess Part 59
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The Mason jars looks like shit in the video. Maybe it's just me but I don't like the color of the jar in the video.
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Hey! Don't knock my Costco cakes. I seriously beg my mom every year for one for my birthdaytwomommies wrote:Eww my parents asked me if I wanted one to celebrate my 22nd this month (hey at least I can drink without taking a pregnancy test) I'd rather have a homemade cake since my girlfriend took culinary, it will taste and look better than anything Jess will buy. *Gets back up on high horse*Context101 wrote:Is Jess doing another Costco cake for this mess of a wedding?
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I really need to check my volume before I play her videos.. it happens everytime oh hellooooo Chris, nice to see you wearing your black shirt for the millionth time I wonder if he just has one or if he has multiples of the same shirt. I don't know if any of you watch Four Weddings (it's a tv show) but I've seen beautiful homemade centerpieces on that show. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like a wedding should be personalized. It's fine to pick & chose some ideas from photos, such as maybe using lanterns or a venue idea or theme or a certain set up, but if you do all Pinterest ideas then it just is another wedding and there's nothing personal about it. I saw one where the guest book was like a direction thing, where it was a post and had multiple arrows with places on it, and the places were where there family came from and it had the miles on there to show how far they came for the wedding and they signed on the arrow in which they were from. I thought that was creative, personal, and very cute Jessica's wedding seems basic. Yes, she's doing some of the decorations herself but there's nothing personal about it. I will admit though, I'm a bit excited to see her dress! I didn't like her last one
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Why in good God's name would you need a tutorial on how to make that mason jar. You paint it. It's not a big deal like she wants it to be
Also, it looks more like something for a baby shower in my opinion because of the colors of her wedding. Wait. Oh God. Is this her way of announcing a pregnancy? A wedding and a baby shower combined?
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Also, it looks more like something for a baby shower in my opinion because of the colors of her wedding. Wait. Oh God. Is this her way of announcing a pregnancy? A wedding and a baby shower combined?
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Both the painted and clear with lace & ribbon jars look tacky IMO. I'm sure she will hang on to them for her upcoming baby shower. The ugly green painted ones she can use if it's a boy and the clear, lace/pink ribbon ones if it's a girl. After that she can sell them on eBay or a much needed garage sale to wrangle up enough cash to take her collection of children to the zoo or something.
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She actually had the gall to do a video entirely on those bloody jars. This has steamrollered past funny at this point, I now just want to headdesk.
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I'm honestly sad she's getting married again. It's just sad.
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Judging by Jess's lack of any new videos she has said she would do,we probably wont even see a wedding video until about a month after these two have been married. Ive npticed she's really slacked on content since this last break up with Drake. You can really see the change in her when you compare her Landen pregnancy and birth videos with the twins and Lilias videos, poor fella got pretty much no update videos (besides maybe like two?) after he was born. Its like Jess gave up after being left again and if she truely just has no drive to do videos anymore than she should just admitt that and get off Youtube, but instead she chooses to make videos about how she sucks (like we didnt already know) and come up with excuses as to why she cant put out simple videos, videos she asked for people to give her ideas for. No one wants to see your shitty failure of wedding decorations, tell us about your loser ass fiance already Jessica.
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Lmao she is such a liar..it's been 3 weeks since she's promised a fiancé tag and only 5 days until the wedding! She isn't gonna post anything probably until after wedding or nothing at all!
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The jars were ten cents each? Wow. I think the jars are ugly and look extremely tacky.
Why doesn't she just get married at the courthouse and then hold a reception like thing at a dining hall or a church? It'd be much simpler and cheaper, not to mention less embarrassing considering this is her third marriage in five years.
Why doesn't she just get married at the courthouse and then hold a reception like thing at a dining hall or a church? It'd be much simpler and cheaper, not to mention less embarrassing considering this is her third marriage in five years.
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I really hope she isnt displaying the mason jars as they are in her IG photo. That pink flower is hideous. I think theyd look nice with some baby breath flowers or something in them - not that trashy pink flower. Although...... it is jess were talking about. Sooooo
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I just imagine the wedding being like this...
*Chris stands at the altar wearing a brand new black t-shirt with a tacky mint and coral chevron boutonnière that Jess made from a Pintrest tutorial pinned to it*
*Courtney and 3 randos walk down the aisle wearing alternating mint and coral halter neck dresses that Jess bought at a yard sale. Caden, Tommy, Kaden, and Kyson are the groomsmen and are wearing matching tacky suits Jess bought off Etsy for $487.56 each*
*Princess Lilia and Chris Jr. (Landen) enter. Lilia's flower girl dress is so poofy she can barely walk. This monstrosity was bought off Etsy for $7,000.04. Her hair is piled atop her head in a Toddlers and Tiaras style up do, complete with sparkly tiara. It's so heavy she can barely hold her head up. Landen walks beside her in a Donald Duck onesie tuxedo. In one hand is a sippy cup of Nesquik. In the other is a chevron pillow with the rings attached to it with mint and coral chevron ribbon, all bought at Hobby Lobby. He has a flower petal stuck up his nose*
*Whistling outro music begins to play. Jess enters wearing a white halter neck nursing dress she bought on clearance at Target. She carries a bouquet of flowers Mimi found on her last camping trip. As she walks down the aisle, she adjusts her mint and coral chevron bra straps 11 times and scratches her chest 7 times. When she reaches Stabby, she lets out a hyena laugh of epic proportions. Tommy then informs Jess that Kaden got the rings stuck in his ear and the wedding gets canceled*
*Chris stands at the altar wearing a brand new black t-shirt with a tacky mint and coral chevron boutonnière that Jess made from a Pintrest tutorial pinned to it*
*Courtney and 3 randos walk down the aisle wearing alternating mint and coral halter neck dresses that Jess bought at a yard sale. Caden, Tommy, Kaden, and Kyson are the groomsmen and are wearing matching tacky suits Jess bought off Etsy for $487.56 each*
*Princess Lilia and Chris Jr. (Landen) enter. Lilia's flower girl dress is so poofy she can barely walk. This monstrosity was bought off Etsy for $7,000.04. Her hair is piled atop her head in a Toddlers and Tiaras style up do, complete with sparkly tiara. It's so heavy she can barely hold her head up. Landen walks beside her in a Donald Duck onesie tuxedo. In one hand is a sippy cup of Nesquik. In the other is a chevron pillow with the rings attached to it with mint and coral chevron ribbon, all bought at Hobby Lobby. He has a flower petal stuck up his nose*
*Whistling outro music begins to play. Jess enters wearing a white halter neck nursing dress she bought on clearance at Target. She carries a bouquet of flowers Mimi found on her last camping trip. As she walks down the aisle, she adjusts her mint and coral chevron bra straps 11 times and scratches her chest 7 times. When she reaches Stabby, she lets out a hyena laugh of epic proportions. Tommy then informs Jess that Kaden got the rings stuck in his ear and the wedding gets canceled*
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Her wedding colors look more like baby shower colors than anything else. Who does blue and pink for a wedding? Her taste is awful. She's forever 17 years old.
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kiri lee wrote:I really hope she isnt displaying the mason jars as they are in her IG photo. That pink flower is hideous. I think theyd look nice with some baby breath flowers or something in them - not that trashy pink flower. Although...... it is jess were talking about. Sooooo
Ohhhh but she is
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Ewww. LolLovehound11 wrote:kiri lee wrote:I really hope she isnt displaying the mason jars as they are in her IG photo. That pink flower is hideous. I think theyd look nice with some baby breath flowers or something in them - not that trashy pink flower. Although...... it is jess were talking about. Sooooo
Ohhhh but she is
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They're not even mint and coral. They're blue-ish and pink-ish.Lovehound11 wrote:kiri lee wrote:I really hope she isnt displaying the mason jars as they are in her IG photo. That pink flower is hideous. I think theyd look nice with some baby breath flowers or something in them - not that trashy pink flower. Although...... it is jess were talking about. Sooooo
Ohhhh but she is
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I just noticed that her carpet is mostly covered by stains. Eww.
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It is painful clear to us that Jessica only cares about Jessica. She didn't care about Gabe when she went off birth control to conceive a baby (Lilia), she only cared about locking him in bc he was out-growing their high school sweetheart phase and she couldn't stand it. (I think this is painful obvious in all the videos from back then)
She didn't care about Drake when she did the same thing to him. He played house, step dad and genuinely cared for a daughter that was not biologically his, but that wasn't enough for her. She wanted to get married and starting having his babies. (This was doomed fem the moment he found out she was pregnant)
She doesn't care about her mom, glen, and ben or she would be putting them throughout the side out the road side show she calls her life. They have no peaceful dwelling, privacy, or respect. (I can't believe they are not showing this girl some tough love by now, I would not be surprised if Glen ends up leaving Mimi over all of this if she doesn't get Jess out the house.)
She doesn't care about her friends, she just uses and abuses them as she sees fit. (The girls in her most recent vid are all recent additions to her friends circle, If they end up in the wedding I would be willing to bet she friended them for props in her wedding bc she ran out of options.)
She does'y care about Chris' boys (even more reason they shouldn't call her mom), bc if she did she would realize it is 100% inappropriate, she would move closer to them so they could spend more time with their father. She would disrespect their mother at every turn and she would supply a comfortable bed when they are over.
Lastly and by far the saddest, she doesn't care about those beautiful babies that she brought into this world. I know it sounds harsh but come on lets call it as we see it. The views increase when there is a new baby (its the only time she seems to have content), she pops out a baby every time her relationships are in trouble and then she plays off minion sympathy bc these awful men hurt her and left her and the kids. Then she quickly jumps on the next d*** and starts all over. If it was about the kids as it should be she wouldn't be slowly breaking down their future with the continued and constant disfunction. Its pathetic and inexcusable.
Lastly as stated before, Chris and Jess have nothing in common. Nothing. Not one single thing. How could they Jessica doesn't even know who she is anymore, if she ever did. They don't have similar interest hobbies, music, or friends. They come from different backgrounds, they are doomed and by this so are the kids, until one or hopefully all break they cycle. #sad
She didn't care about Drake when she did the same thing to him. He played house, step dad and genuinely cared for a daughter that was not biologically his, but that wasn't enough for her. She wanted to get married and starting having his babies. (This was doomed fem the moment he found out she was pregnant)
She doesn't care about her mom, glen, and ben or she would be putting them throughout the side out the road side show she calls her life. They have no peaceful dwelling, privacy, or respect. (I can't believe they are not showing this girl some tough love by now, I would not be surprised if Glen ends up leaving Mimi over all of this if she doesn't get Jess out the house.)
She doesn't care about her friends, she just uses and abuses them as she sees fit. (The girls in her most recent vid are all recent additions to her friends circle, If they end up in the wedding I would be willing to bet she friended them for props in her wedding bc she ran out of options.)
She does'y care about Chris' boys (even more reason they shouldn't call her mom), bc if she did she would realize it is 100% inappropriate, she would move closer to them so they could spend more time with their father. She would disrespect their mother at every turn and she would supply a comfortable bed when they are over.
Lastly and by far the saddest, she doesn't care about those beautiful babies that she brought into this world. I know it sounds harsh but come on lets call it as we see it. The views increase when there is a new baby (its the only time she seems to have content), she pops out a baby every time her relationships are in trouble and then she plays off minion sympathy bc these awful men hurt her and left her and the kids. Then she quickly jumps on the next d*** and starts all over. If it was about the kids as it should be she wouldn't be slowly breaking down their future with the continued and constant disfunction. Its pathetic and inexcusable.
Lastly as stated before, Chris and Jess have nothing in common. Nothing. Not one single thing. How could they Jessica doesn't even know who she is anymore, if she ever did. They don't have similar interest hobbies, music, or friends. They come from different backgrounds, they are doomed and by this so are the kids, until one or hopefully all break they cycle. #sad
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