Jesssfam: Vlogtober Edition, Part 64

[vonniebeth]

Spiderweb pancake, apple spider, half a banana with chocolate chips, and is that scrambled eggs with red food dye? Aesthetically, it looks fucking gross! And there's no way that'll actually be satisfying. The pancake is too thin (it's breaking at the top) and the eggs make it look like the ghost is hemorrhaging. I actually find it hilarious that Jess did the banana thing after I said you're not supposed to dip the treat in chocolate (albeit it's breakfast time, but still. Jess WOULD give her kids chocolate for breakfast, especially since it's Halloween).

Hey Jess, I'm glad you liked what I said about not dipping the bananas in chocolate. I will accept your thank you with a husband tag. (:

[Yogabbagabbat]

By the time she gets all 4 kids plates together then takes a picture, the food must be freezing cold. Bleckkkk

[hannahbanana]

I was watching a couple of Jess's Halloween vlogs, and she takes that holiday WAYYY to seriously. I love Halloween because we weren't really allowed to celebrate it (I grew up in a strict Christian home), but these YouTube moms treat Halloween as if it were Christmas or a birthday party.
First off, in one of the vlogs, Drake gives her a weird look because she made him a Halloween themed breakfast. Plus what a waste of an egg when she made that egg skeleton with ketchup. If you knew no one was going to eat it, why still make it?
Then the year after, Jess starts yelling at Drake because he had to work late and was rushing him to get ready. I'm curious at how Chris is going to react with how crazy Jess gets this year.

[sparkleunicornxo]

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Well I wonder if Chris is involved too lol.

ETA:total brain space that is his name right? Lol
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[violet-kelsey black]

I think Jess is only obsessed with holidays to show people that she's super involved with her kids.


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[violet-kelsey black]

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Well I wonder if Chris is involved too lol.

ETA:total brain space that is his name right? Lol
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& of course Kyson has to be Captain Hook, the bad guy.


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[KimKardashian]

I'm guessing Chris didn't dress up . Who could he be ?

[Yogabbagabbat]

What kid looks at Captain Hook and says "I wanna be him for Halloween"? Sad. She really should let them pick their own costumes..

[vonniebeth]

& of course Kyson has to be Captain Hook, the bad guy.


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Exactly what I was thinking! And of course Kaden is Peter Pan, the good guy.

Actually, scratch that! In the TV show Once Upon a Time, Hook is the hero and Peter Pan is the villain. I like it that way much better!

[Mazement]

Not really a comment on the themed costume thing but I think Jessica looks nice there!

[Yogabbagabbat]

Lolll funny how Jess couldn't post these throwbacks. Reason #204948 not to push your dude into your kids lives

[kittypurry]

Maybe Chris is Peter's shadow? That would be easy, he already wears black everyday


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[kittypurry]

Lolll funny how Jess couldn't post these throwbacks. Reason #204948 not to push your dude into your kids lives

I'm guessing that may be why Chris isn't in this year's pic. That, or he didn't dress up. I think either way shows they aren't really into each other

Honestly I can't believe she convinced Drake to wear that crazy sh!t. Now there will forever be pics of him in that Mad Hatter costume


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[hannahbanana]

Lolll funny how Jess couldn't post these throwbacks. Reason #204948 not to push your dude into your kids lives

I sometimes forget about this one

[sweetener]

I doubt Chris wanted to dress up. I can't really see him going along with her costume ideas.

[ask_xo]

Look at how happy Jess looks.


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[Context101]

Okay I'm in love with Landen's costume the crocodile is my favorite character in Peter Pan!

[Context101]

I doubt Chris wanted to dress up. I can't really see him going along with her costume ideas.

He'd make a great mr. smee though (side note: I always thought it was mr. smeen but IMDb says mr. smee)

[webby]

of course Messica does Peter Pan this year.... she has Peter Pan syndrome and will never grow up and move out of her mother's house

she has a baby and gets bored of it when it becomes verbal. someone get this girl a reborn doll

[Esraa20]

someone get this girl a reborn doll

Omg, hahahahaha. :')