DailyBryanBitching: Part 59

[kittypurry]

Ollie, not Zillow :/


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[cats-or-die]

So much for them being Christian vloggers, they didn't even go to church on Easter? It was pretty funny to see all of the Mecham/Griffith kids in their fancy Easter clothes next to Ollie in his t-shirt and skinny jeans.

Didn't you know? 90% of Christians are huge hypocrites who only use their "faith" when they need it i.e. during a tragedy. Bryan and Missy fit that mold 100%!

[Gre]

Wait, the whole entourage was only there to follow them around and carry Fin? I read Bonnie called Bryan handsome..... She is no longer relatable.

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Yup. Andrew did not do _anything_. Didn't perform. They said Jeff was doing something, I didn't catch it. Maybe sound mixing? But their main purpose was to carry Finn and wrangle Ollie, and follow Bryan around. At least the "Trixin crew" does stuff like staff the booth and sell their junk.

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I hope the money and publicity worth missing one of the children's Easter.....

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[lmmomSD]

I honestly don't follow B&M too closely so I've mostly just been confused by all the new faces that seem to be an entourage following them around. How are all those people related to B&M? Which ones have channels of their own?

The hipster with the nose ring is Andrew. He and his wife, Hannah, have a vlog, the SlyFox Fam, and run the SlyFox clothing company. They have an out of control little boy who is Ollie in two years,and a daughter, who seems normal. The other guy is Jeff, Missy's cousin. His wife Natalia, is Hannah's BFF and runs SlyFox with her. Their vlog is the Johnson Fam. (I loathe that term, "fam"). They have two daughters. Both families have jumped on the DB fame train. They hang out with DB, and their subscriber count goes up. I'm not sure what B&M get out of hanging out with them, except for the cachet of having an entourage, and hoping for coolness by association, but I don't think either family is that cool. They shop at Urban Outfitters and Whole Foods, and feed their kids organic cereal, but go to Chick Fil-A and Starbucks. Fake crunchy.

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Thanks! And am I correct in remembering that Bryan actually hired Jeff as his assistant?

I just checked out the sly fox channel. How have they only been vlogging for 3 months with <20k subscribers and they have a clothing brand?

Yes, Bryan hired Jeff as his gofer.
They have 20K subscribers because they are hanging with the Lumps. Their count was something like 5,000 two weeks ago.
I like Natalia, but Hannah seems to be a little too eager for the good life the Lumps have...

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[Acbsktbll]

Seriously I missed this place lol

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[kittypurry]

So much for them being Christian vloggers, they didn't even go to church on Easter? It was pretty funny to see all of the Mecham/Griffith kids in their fancy Easter clothes next to Ollie in his t-shirt and skinny jeans.

Didn't you know? 90% of Christians are huge hypocrites who only use their "faith" when they need it i.e. during a tragedy. Bryan and Missy fit that mold 100%!

But they filmed themselves saying Grace over their IHOP! So they're totes BFF's with Jesus. I lol'ed at Missy's attempt to justify them not going to church. What's your excuse for not going the other 364 (I guess 365 with leap year) days of the year?

[cats-or-die]

So much for them being Christian vloggers, they didn't even go to church on Easter? It was pretty funny to see all of the Mecham/Griffith kids in their fancy Easter clothes next to Ollie in his t-shirt and skinny jeans.

Didn't you know? 90% of Christians are huge hypocrites who only use their "faith" when they need it i.e. during a tragedy. Bryan and Missy fit that mold 100%!

But they filmed themselves saying Grace over their IHOP! So they're totes BFF's with Jesus. I lol'ed at Missy's attempt to justify them not going to church. What's your excuse for not going the other 364 (I guess 365 with leap year) days of the year?

As my hypocritical Christian mother likes to say: "you don't need to go to church to have a relationship with Jesus Christ!!!"

[ferriswheel]

lol at Missy telling the girl who asked for advice on staring YouTube to be yourself and not put on a show.

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[Cgl33]

My band? Bryan, that's Jeff's band. He even corrected Bryan in a vlog awhile back, around his EP party. That annoys me probably more than it should.

[RootBeerFloatie]

Lol my place of employment opened an hour early for Easter Brunch and I get a bunch of old assholes telling me I should be in church on Easter. Excuse you, if you and your hypocritical Jesus stans stopped demanding your damn Sunday brunch every week maybe I would be! Okay that's a lie, I'm never going to church again, but still.

I'm happy B&M are fake Christians, can you imagine how insufferable they'd be if they preached about Jesus every day? Plus Oliver doesn't have to go to sunday school aka early brainwashing. That's the only thing they're doing right as parents, as far as I'm concerned.

[HelloSweetie]

Sonim thinking that's not Cassie boyfriend. I'm thinking that's one of the dudes in "bryans band"

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It's not, that was Garrett, the keyboardist in his "band". They seemed to always be together though, do they know each other outside of Bryan's band?

Bryan's band=Jeff's band=Jeff's friends.

They all know eachother. Bryan is the newbie.

[lmmomSD]

lol at Missy telling the girl who asked for advice on staring YouTube to be yourself and not put on a show.

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I laughed so hard at that! When she said that no matter who you are, someone will relate, I was thinking, so-- if you're lazy and selfish, and pimping your loveless marriage and kids (that you don't take care of) someone will relate to that?
I missed this place!

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[marshmallowfluf]

Am i the only one who thinks that hannah looks 40 years old?? Does anyone know how old she is?


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[kittypurry]

Sonim thinking that's not Cassie boyfriend. I'm thinking that's one of the dudes in "bryans band"

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It's not, that was Garrett, the keyboardist in his "band". They seemed to always be together though, do they know each other outside of Bryan's band?

Bryan's band=Jeff's band=Jeff's friends.

They all know eachother. Bryan is the newbie.

I meant Cassie and Garrett seem to always be together, I was wondering if they knew each other outside of Garrett being in the "band"

[saltliferocks]

I can see Slyfox becoming popular. Their content (minus the freaking montages) is better than B&M/E&J.

[marjg]

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[larissaledingham]

Am i the only one who thinks that hannah looks 40 years old?? Does anyone know how old she is?


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She turned 31 in either January or February

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[loopdeloop]

I watched the CVX videos and was none too surprised to see that most of the fans in line at the meet and greet and in the small meet up were under 18.

[turboforce]

I really don't understand how Bryan and Missy can eat out all of the time... It's expensive and makes you feel like shit.

I just moved and because of that, had to order take out pretty much every day since there was no food in either house. I feel like garbage. I am so tired and feel so unhealthy.

They must feel the same way! How can they not feel it? And I feel bad for Ollie. He's at such a pivotal age for growth, food aversions/etc, and he's learning all these habits from his parents.

I also feel bad for Finn too. He's gonna grow up in the same house and since he's breastfed, isn't he essentially getting no nutrients from Missy since she eats like garbage? Starting them young I guess.

[lmmomSD]

I can see Slyfox becoming popular. Their content (minus the freaking montages) is better than B&M/E&J.

I can't stand the way they cater to Caspian though. He lies, and they just let it go, and he never has any consequences. He and Ollie will be knocking over liquor stores together. The only thing I can say is that they at least go in nature hikes and to children's museums. And dumping their kids on Easter to go follow Bryan and Missy around and be their baby carrier was probably a pretty sound business decision. They got exposure in E&J's vlogs and Bonnie's too. They do have their own thread here, so I'll shut up.

Did you all see Bryan tweeted about Jesus being risen? He doesn't even mention Jesus at Christmas!

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