JesssFam: Baby Skube on the Boobie (Part 78)

[pianogossiper]

Btw: I tried to keep track of all the first and last names and I'm already getting confused mid-thinking, even though it's not that difficult. Imagine what trouble Jess has to go trough during her life-time putting the right last names everywhere XD

I think as far as last names go, Jess is best off trying to get Drake to agree to letting the boys change theirs - one Esquilin and 4 Skube's is far easier to comprehend. And, if he only sees the boys and contributes as much as Jess claims, I can't see why he'd have an issue. But then again, in Jess's family jungle who knows what really goes on in regards to the herd of baby daddies.

[twomommies]

A look into Jesss' next purchase for Addelyn.

Oh my god I forgot about that. Jfc that kid is ugly. It looks much worse when you put fake hair on them [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

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I mean, the weird pigtail headbands the Duggars instantly put on their infants aren't cute at all, and I know its because of their beliefs that they use those, but Josie was a micro preemie and thats why she isn't the cutest in that picture.

To me, none of their kids are cute...and all of them even the oldest girls kids look alike like there was a bunch of incest in the family besides the Josh incidents

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[twomommies]

I remember when Jess was on her "his body his choice" kick and she said she regretted piercing lilias ears and that she was uneducated on the subject. Guaranteed she will pierce Addies ears and have to eat her words. So much for "when you know better, you do better."

I wouldn't be surprised if she pierces her ears before she's a month old

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[smom12]

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She looks like shit in this pic.


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That's very rude to say. She just gave birth to her baby. You could have said it in a nicer way (e.g. "she looks tired".. etc)

Don't be so damn sensitive. She looked a lot better in the blog.

And not for nothing, if she can put herself together and get up and go clothes shopping 12 hours after birth, she can sure as hell look better for a professional picture.


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[lurking10]

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Making sure she gets the left hand in sporting the wedding rings coz she's married and had a baby with her husband

[literallywhat]

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Making sure she gets the left hand in sporting the wedding rings coz she's married and had a baby with her husband

That is a classic thing photographers will do for new born shoots, emphasize the marriage of the parents. She probably didn't pose that picture, the person taking it did.

[Jeybee27]

Maybe I'm being petty (what's new?) but why didn't they tell Landen to stop taking the soother out of her mouth? He kept forcing it in her mouth then taking it out and touching it all over. I just thought they should've told him that was a no no or something. But I guess I've always been a little OCD about clean pacifiers as newborns even if my kids never wanted to take one.

[2rcmeeksrichards2]

Maybe I'm being petty (what's new?) but why didn't they tell Landen to stop taking the soother out of her mouth? He kept forcing it in her mouth then taking it out and touching it all over. I just thought they should've told him that was a no no or something. But I guess I've always been a little OCD about clean pacifiers as newborns even if my kids never wanted to take one.

I was thinking the same thing. Whilst the kids meeting their new sister was so cute- I couldn't help but cringe when Landen was talking the pacifier and then putting it back and taking it again.

My cousin had a baby earlier this year and she was so OCD about sterile pacifiers! I think it's rubbed off on me! Haha


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[Aboogabooga]

I agree he was like shoving the paci in her mouth. I guess no one noticed or idk maybe it's not a big deal


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[ellawski]

A look into Jesss' next purchase for Addelyn.

Oh my god I forgot about that. Jfc that kid is ugly. It looks much worse when you put fake hair on them [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

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I mean, the weird pigtail headbands the Duggars instantly put on their infants aren't cute at all, and I know its because of their beliefs that they use those, but Josie was a micro preemie and thats why she isn't the cutest in that picture.

WHAT THE F is that? You have less than a week old and they're already striking fake hair into your head. Just ridiculous


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[ellawski]

And I mean translucent light green, not hazel.


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My dad has dark brown eyes and my mom brownish green and I have really light blue eyes similar to my grandpa. I'm not saying it's biologically possible or not cause I have no idea but I guess you can totally get our grandparents eye color.


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[nutbagmcgee]

I feel like Kyson was left out in that video. He was on the outside the whole time. He is my favorite so maybe I'm being too sensitive about it.

[mamatotwocubs]

I had a stressful day at school today and came back to speculating Chris might pull a Donald Trump ("I would f**k my daughter."), an impromptu genetics lesson (Punnet Squares. That's 7th grade stuff), and arguing about how stupid it is for Jess to take her newborn to Target. Lovely.

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake us a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy.

She doesn't even go here!

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[Throne]

Such a cute video. Landen was so excited about the new baby. I'm excited to see how the dynamic will change with the new little girl on their hands.

[amf2224]

I can't believe no one commented on this. But my FAVORITE part of the video was when the grandpa? Said "get that thing out of her face!!" Talking about the damn bow Jess is already obsessed with. Hahahaha


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[BlueMountains]

I'm not going to explain genetics to people, they cannot have a brown eyed child unless Jess fucked some other dude. Anyway, miss Addie will have all of daddy's attention now I don't think chris is gonna be as all over Landen as he used to be and landens gonna have some serious abandonment issues.

Not true, I know someone who has blue eyes and his parents have brown eyes. It's rare but is possible.

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[lizpuff2006]

I'm not going to explain genetics to people, they cannot have a brown eyed child unless Jess fucked some other dude. Anyway, miss Addie will have all of daddy's attention now I don't think chris is gonna be as all over Landen as he used to be and landens gonna have some serious abandonment issues.

Not true, I know someone who has blue eyes and his parents have brown eyes. It's rare but is possible.

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Not to harp on this AGAIN but 2 brown eyed parents can have a blue eyed child. No questioning that. BUT 2 blue eyed parents cannot have a brown eyed child. Hopefully this ends this

[Blueberry]

I'm proof that two blue eyed parents can have a brown eyed child. My mom and dad have blue eyes and all 7 of my siblings have blue eyes, and I have big brown eyes. YES, they're both biologically my parents for certain.

[MamaJoAnna]

I have to chuckle at something here...the title of the thread (whoever came up with it because it wasn't me) makes me think of the dogs in Paw Patrol. All the rhyming

[MyGuiltyPleasure]

lol at all these genetics posts. If you havent taken biology then go read into it. To be completely honest Id consider infidelity of the mother before I thought a mutation happened to turn off the colored eye gene in the child.

Same with blood typing, I heard they stopped doing the check your blood type experiment in school in some place because it was showing infidelity of the parents. Brown eyes from 2 blue eyed parents is almost impossible, and an O- blood type is impossible if both the parents dont have O blood