JesssFam: Aladdyn and the Magic Boob (Part 94)

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That challenge was awkward to me. Like they didn't know each other, it felt so fake. I did giggle at the side eye from J when he said or a child because she knew he would want to get rid of one or two of her kids.


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"Get to know the REAL us." Recap (No comment)

Finally, not a DITL for once! They're doing the 123 couples challenge. Answers below!

"If you could be married to any movie star, who would it be?"
Chris's answer: Amy Adams (Jess says "any redhead in a movie")
Jess's answer: Zac Efron (Chris got it right)

"If you could be any celebrity, who would it be?"
Chris's answer: Zac Efron (wut?) ("Who she wants to be with would be who I want to be" - they both got the same answer BTW)
Jess's answer: Mila Kunis (Chris said Amy Adams lawl)

"You've gone to 7-11 to get milk and decide to buy your spouse/partner a treat. What did you buy?"
Chris's answer: Rockstar (Jess at first said Rockstar but then when giving the real answer said Sour Patch Kids)
Jess's answer: Reese's (YAAAAAAAAAAAAS)

"Percentage of housework your partner does"
Chris's answer: 10% (for him)
Jess's answer: 99% (for her)

"If your partner could choose one thing for you to get rid of, what would it be?" ("Are we talking a thing?" "or a child" classy Chris)
Chris's answer: iPad (Jess said "stupid game on your phone")
Jess's answer: Voice (Chris said "attitude")

"Partner's most repeated sentence/phrase"
Chris's answer: "are you kidding me?" (Jess said "WTF")
Jess's answer: "Ugh" (Chris says "by any stretch of the imagination")

"Partner's most used cuss word" (Why censor the ones before this and then give a warning?)
Chris's answer: "fuck" (correct)
Jess's answer: "shitballs" (also correct)

"Partner's ultimate favorite movie"
Chris's answer: Transformers (Jess said Superman)
Jess's answer: The Little Mermaid (Chris said Pocahontas LOL)

"A meteor just hit. You've saved everything important. What would your partner go back to get?"
Chris's answer: laptop (correct)
Jess's answer: external hard drive (correct)

"The saying 'opposites attract' is true because my partner and I are opposite at _________"
Both answer: attitude about life

End vlog asking about more challenges (cue 20959925 husband tag comments that will never be acknowledged)
RIP Dad - 09/30/2017 :angel:
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olemama wrote:If my parents had a camper or cottage, I'd be ashamed of myself if I didn't contribute the food or help set-up. And I didn't see Jess bring a damn thing. (Oh but Chris brought his drone!!!) Face it, Jess is a first-class moocher. When have you ever seen her do something really nice for Mimi and Glenn to thank them for all their support. Next she and Chris should set up the camp, bring the food and the wood. Even that weirdo Chris fixed his Mom's faucet and went around to her house to make sure her furniture delivery wasn't stolen. What does Jess ever really do for Mimi or Glen or her Grandma or her biodad and his wife? Nada! Nothing! Butkus!
Lol the yiddish is "bubkus", but I'm not here to correct you, I'm legit here to thank you for giving me a much-needed laugh today! "Butkus"is amazing because it sounds like "butt kiss" and I may just have to start using it.

PS I agree with everything you said 110%. Jess is about as considerate to her siblings parents, grandparents and great-grandparents as Drake is involved with his children's lives...in other words, ya know, barely at all.
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Well Jess found a way around the husband tag. Now she will make some excuse like "oh isn't that what everyone meant by husband tag? oops *hyena laugh*". We will never find out how they met.
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I honestly think Chris' chortle is worse than Jessica's hyena laugh


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I thought it was funny.... Like, they are humans. Nobody has ever made a joke about not liking a kid/getting rid of a kid? Geez. So many perfect people here.
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SamanthaLovettx wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201706 ... 11bae4.png[/img]

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lol omg good catch! This bitch is crazy! Can't believe anyone really believes addies "near death" incident wasn't a direct result of unsafe sleeping practices. So sad she hasn't learned from her mistakes.


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WheresMyCoffee wrote:I thought it was funny.... Like, they are humans. Nobody has ever made a joke about not liking a kid/getting rid of a kid? Geez. So many perfect people here.
When he doesn't show all of her kids the same love & attention it doesn't make the joke very funny.


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SamanthaLovettx wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201706 ... 11bae4.png[/img]

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Omfg!! What time stamp?!? This bitch!!! She's awful man!! Trash at its finest!!!

Also the challenge was sooo stupid!! They don't even know each other!! They've been together/ married/had one and a half kids over the span of 2 years ish?!? That's sickening!!!! Oh yeah add 6 more kids to that! Step, half, full siblings all different last names and dads!! She's trash!


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Why would you even put your baby there? Like oo baby is sleeping lets shove her between two pillows, at the edge of the bed (Addie is "completely mobile")??
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Amelia322 wrote:
SamanthaLovettx wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201706 ... 11bae4.png[/img]

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Omfg!! What time stamp?!? This bitch!!! She's awful man!! Trash at its finest!!!

Also the challenge was sooo stupid!! They don't even know each other!! They've been together/ married/had one and a half kids over the span of 2 years ish?!? That's sickening!!!! Oh yeah add 6 more kids to that! Step, half, full siblings all different last names and dads!! She's trash!


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kalipali wrote:I saw a comment on Jess's Instagram that said Lilia's birthday this year is on Father's Day. I wonder how Jess will handle that, since most likely their custody agreement means Lilia will be wth Gabe on Father's Day every year. Wonder what'll happen.
I'm sure she will come up with some plan so they can all be together so Chris can celebrate *and Mess can make it look like he's more of a father to her than Gabe* with Lilia.
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SamanthaLovettx wrote:
Amelia322 wrote:
SamanthaLovettx wrote:[

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Omfg!! What time stamp?!? This bitch!!! She's awful man!! Trash at its finest!!!

Also the challenge was sooo stupid!! They don't even know each other!! They've been together/ married/had one and a half kids over the span of 2 years ish?!? That's sickening!!!! Oh yeah add 6 more kids to that! Step, half, full siblings all different last names and dads!! She's trash!


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Fucking kid is about to suffocate and she's down there giving him a blowie.
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Really...Zac Efron?! Is she 12 years old?


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Bsveach15 wrote:Really...Zac Efron?! Is she 12 years old?


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All the parents wearing sneakers at Disneyland and Lilia and Alyna wearing uncomfortable sandals.


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Correct me if I am wrong but doesnt she always wear that dumb minnie mouse tank top to all the Disney trips they go on. It looks gross and all stretched out. Also those red shorts look like underwear.
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Sorry but that random tagalong betch annoys the shit out of me. She seems so desperate.
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She looks like a nerdy ass old mom tourist


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