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OldCountry wrote:I just watched the Bingham video being out with the Greedners. They were at a Japanese restaurant and there's AssWit & Tyler shoveling food in their pieholes. The amount of food was incredible. They were gobbling down a vegetable salad, when do they ever have salad at their house? They appeared to be having a real food frenzy...At one point ASSley was putting on the dressing for the salad, Mr. Mountable mentioned good enough to drink so there goes ASSley sticking out her tongue pretending to drink.. What I loved was Mindy's look at Branden. 8-) I can't imagine what that food bill would have been. Not sure, but did I read somewhere if YouTubers show eating out at a restaurant it can be written off on their taxes? I'm probably wrong about that, just curious.


That so looked like a look at me Mr Mountable. Look at me seductivly making a licking motion with my tounge. I saw that side eye from Mrs. Mountable.

Did you see how she was sitting on the couch at the soda place. Oh I think I'll lean waaaaaaaay over so I can get my wide ass out to make sure Mountie notices.

Meanwhile Fat Slob is salivating over the mear thought of a soda...


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On the Bingham vlog the cook was throwing shrimp bites to each person at the table. All but one woman could catch the bites in their mouths. The cook gave that woman several tries, and you could here Witch ASSwit yell "you're wasting all our shrimp!" What a Witch!
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Merikat wrote:The things you guys have reported him as saying on the Instagram live feed are truly chilling. Those poor little individuals! The State will never step in; they are fed, clothed and not physically abused (although one could say it's bordline physical abuse to not have allowed the girls any chance to potty train yet).

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Yeah - while the FF do have incredibly shitty parents, there is really no reason they could be officially classified as abused.

I read an article this morning about a man who tied his 2 year old son to a tree without food or water.
That's the kind of thing the authorities get concerned about.

Unfortunately it's not against the law in the U.S. to be an ignorant asshole.
(Or to raise your kid to be one either)
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It may not be abuse, but there is a lot of neglect. I guess that's harder to prove because you may not see it for a while.
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So. I'll snark on this lovely blog we have here.

#1. Book in advance. No. Fucking. Shit. Whomever doesn't do this? Is an idiot. Which don't get me wrong, these two people clearly are, but this is just where I sit here, eating my quesadilla, and just like...really? Again. EVERYone does this. Then you add this little gem: Having 4 cribs was at the top of the list. This is just one example. We also checked for a pool/hot tub, restaurants nearby, adjoining rooms, and shuttle services to our destinations. Again. No shit. Pretty much every hotel, no motel's don't really, but every hotel offers these. They're called "amenities." Big word for you tubby, I know, so I'll explain, this means these are things that the hotel offers to entice you to stay. Though I'm sure if they said "donits" you'd be sold. So why any of these seem special to the hotel you were at, I don't know. And given you're at a pretty damn popular destination, most hotels do offer shuttle service, so you're not that unique/special. Plus find me a hotel that meets your "standards" that doesn't have a pool. Again. You're in California. Southern California. You might as well have asked for palm trees.

#2. Think ahead, and pack accordingly Hm, misplaced comma. I'll let it slide since you calmed your tits on exclamation points. Bravo. Why are you so...nope. I can't compliment you. Anyway. Luckily for us, we were able to pack on the light side, avoiding bringing the cribs and car seats, which were provided by our hotel and car service. The fuck? You avoided bringing cribs? Which means you actually thought of bringing them? Really? Not a pack and play? Since when do hotels provide car seats? And your car service? I thought you were so grateful for your shuttle. Which normally unless you rent a car, there are no car seats. Sigh. Ok, this one makes me laugh. Also under this headline, here are a few other things we thought of ahead of time: sun block, swimming suits, stroller canopy, walking shoes, hair ties, water bottles, snacks, backpack or fanny pack to carry personals so not lost on rides, diaper bag necessities, and medicine. No, see you didn't bring sun block. Your girls got sunburned. Stroller canopy? You mean...umbrella? Walking shoes? No. You brought sandals. Those aren't walking shoes. Water bottles? Since when. You self admitted not having them in the previous post. Fanny packs? WooHoo, back in the 80s!! And medicine? Don't get any of us started on ChurroGate.

#3. Plan your day out at the park. Ok Clark (sorry, bad reference, I love National Lampoon). No you asshole. You're at Disneyland. Unless you have a meal plan, fucking be spontaneous. Did you plan on recording everything? Another tip along these lines is knowing where your children’s favorite things are. How would they have favorite things? They knew nothing about Disneyland or anything Disney related. Jerk.

#4. Know the Park Yes, because it's not like there are maps or cast members to help you out. But hey, as they say, Have a Magical Day. Which is equivalent to a giant "fuck you" so I hope you enjoyed all that. You know, it is kind of fun just exploring too. But this way makes you sound like a controlling asshole, so, proceed.

#5. Have fun You think? No, I came here to bitch and moan. Sigh, I feel like you wrote this blog just to spend more time away from your kids. Which you probably did, so slurp away the calories Fatty.
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I think Tyass' and PrincAss' next goal is to groom their kids to be stars. I'm surprised they haven't put them into acting class or a singing class. Maybe they think they'll just naturally be stars because they've been told to perform for the camera their entire lives. They know they need a new draw once their toddlers grow into kids and no longer attract lonely old ladies to their youtube page. They wanted to start with Esme, she has her own handle on instagram, #esmefaces or something like that. But now Esme is scared and withdrawn from everything, so that won't work. Evie is who they will groom next, thinking with her bullying ways that she will charge headfirst into a room and go after what she wants.

I don't know, I wish I had more to snark on today. No girls on the vlog means I'm not going to watch it.
I agree but there is one big problem with any of those suggestions and that is the fact they would have to know how to talk and pronounce correctly and be able to follow orders. That leaves the FF out!!! They definitely do not know how to talk and no one has ever taken the time to teach them. There is one command they understand and it is ATTACK food, presents etc.

Another thing is they are just not that cute. Look at their features. Not only does the bigger twins have fat faces, they have little pig noses. The kids are just not that likable and I doubt any producer would want to take them on


OMG fat faces with pig noses. I never thought they were cute either. Break down Asswit and she's really not all that either. Take away her boob job, gum surgery, bleached blond hair and make up and she really is just ordinary looking. I look at her lipshit FB page and she filters the shit out of herself. When I have seen her make up tutorials she wipes her nose around and around with her hand. It's so gross. I think those kids got her pig nose... :oink:
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OldCountry wrote:During the house tour outside A$$ley saying that Bison likes working outdoors mowing the lawn etc.. yeah right...Can you envision him on big old John Deere tracker mower? It would have to be a big one to carry him around. He's only thinking where he will tell the landscapers to put the trees etc... Pointing can be exhausting :)
They point to a spot where they will eventually put a hot tub. I think that is how his "fans" refer to him A Hot Tub. A hot tub in a hot tub,, can't wait. :-o


He seemed to be pointing to the area between the curb and the sidewalk where he wanted to plant all the trees. I could be mistaken. Here in California that area belongs to the city and they chose the trees and or landscaping for that area. I don't know how it is in Utah but if it's the same there he goes again shooting his mouth off with another bafoon statement. :lol:


A while back we were talking about the lawn mower and I don't remember who it was that said he would have a lawn mower that he could lay down on :rofl:
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OldCountry wrote:During the house tour outside A$$ley saying that Bison likes working outdoors mowing the lawn etc.. yeah right...Can you envision him on big old John Deere tracker mower? It would have to be a big one to carry him around. He's only thinking where he will tell the landscapers to put the trees etc... Pointing can be exhausting :)
They point to a spot where they will eventually put a hot tub. I think that is how his "fans" refer to him A Hot Tub. A hot tub in a hot tub,, can't wait. :-o


He seemed to be pointing to the area between the curb and the sidewalk where he wanted to plant all the trees. I could be mistaken. Here in California that area belongs to the city and they chose the trees and or landscaping for that area. I don't know how it is in Utah but if it's the same there he goes again shooting his mouth off with another bafoon statement. :lol:


A while back we were talking about the lawn mower and I don't remember who it was that said he would have a lawn mower that he could lay down on :rofl:
Yup, same here in Southern California
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eskayem wrote:So. I'll snark on this lovely blog we have here.

#1. Book in advance. No. Fucking. Shit. Whomever doesn't do this? Is an idiot. Which don't get me wrong, these two people clearly are, but this is just where I sit here, eating my quesadilla, and just like...really? Again. EVERYone does this. Then you add this little gem: Having 4 cribs was at the top of the list. This is just one example. We also checked for a pool/hot tub, restaurants nearby, adjoining rooms, and shuttle services to our destinations. Again. No shit. Pretty much every hotel, no motel's don't really, but every hotel offers these. They're called "amenities." Big word for you tubby, I know, so I'll explain, this means these are things that the hotel offers to entice you to stay. Though I'm sure if they said "donits" you'd be sold. So why any of these seem special to the hotel you were at, I don't know. And given you're at a pretty damn popular destination, most hotels do offer shuttle service, so you're not that unique/special. Plus find me a hotel that meets your "standards" that doesn't have a pool. Again. You're in California. Southern California. You might as well have asked for palm trees.

#2. Think ahead, and pack accordingly Hm, misplaced comma. I'll let it slide since you calmed your tits on exclamation points. Bravo. Why are you so...nope. I can't compliment you. Anyway. Luckily for us, we were able to pack on the light side, avoiding bringing the cribs and car seats, which were provided by our hotel and car service. The fuck? You avoided bringing cribs? Which means you actually thought of bringing them? Really? Not a pack and play? Since when do hotels provide car seats? And your car service? I thought you were so grateful for your shuttle. Which normally unless you rent a car, there are no car seats. Sigh. Ok, this one makes me laugh. Also under this headline, here are a few other things we thought of ahead of time: sun block, swimming suits, stroller canopy, walking shoes, hair ties, water bottles, snacks, backpack or fanny pack to carry personals so not lost on rides, diaper bag necessities, and medicine. No, see you didn't bring sun block. Your girls got sunburned. Stroller canopy? You mean...umbrella? Walking shoes? No. You brought sandals. Those aren't walking shoes. Water bottles? Since when. You self admitted not having them in the previous post. Fanny packs? WooHoo, back in the 80s!! And medicine? Don't get any of us started on ChurroGate.

#3. Plan your day out at the park. Ok Clark (sorry, bad reference, I love National Lampoon). No you asshole. You're at Disneyland. Unless you have a meal plan, fucking be spontaneous. Did you plan on recording everything? Another tip along these lines is knowing where your children’s favorite things are. How would they have favorite things? They knew nothing about Disneyland or anything Disney related. Jerk.

#4. Know the Park Yes, because it's not like there are maps or cast members to help you out. But hey, as they say, Have a Magical Day. Which is equivalent to a giant "fuck you" so I hope you enjoyed all that. You know, it is kind of fun just exploring too. But this way makes you sound like a controlling asshole, so, proceed.

#5. Have fun You think? No, I came here to bitch and moan. Sigh, I feel like you wrote this blog just to spend more time away from your kids. Which you probably did, so slurp away the calories Fatty.

Bravo! There is not a thing I could add or wasn't reading when I read his bullshit
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Aussiegal2017 wrote:Did you hear him say as well they won't be allowed to do anything without the other quad girls unless it's a sport everything else they have to be together
And no one to have sleepovers at grandmas without their twin
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That's odd. Are they siamese twins tubby? So, preschool is a waste of money, but bumming around the house in a new boutique outfit x 4 everyday is not a waste of money?
He said they are doing preschool at home already everyday teaching them colours and that the doctor said that was fine . That the girls are enough for each other they don't need socialising with other kids . And how great he turned out skipping preschool Image


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I can't see it. Is it the one with him on the couch with a camel toe? If the other women are doing it, he's going to do it :lol:
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Merikat wrote:Gosh, today's stupid vlog has more than 59,000 views! OMG, I can't believe that many people are interested in seeing their mansion being built. Why???
I didn't watch it...

ASSwit's pretend pole dancing is visible for all to see. Who thinks this is cute or sexy? She has absolutely no rhythm at all!!

And her hair looks truly awful! ASSwit, you need a dye job.

I'm going to stop counting "O" faces; it has encouraged them, unfortunately. They are out of control......

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I think she was still in a fevered frenzy from being in the presence of Mr. Mountable. Fat Boy put that on Snap and both IG accounts. So she goes from not wanting to show her face at the beginning of the week to pole dancing? Sounds like a moody teenager.

Yes I absolutely think that O face was for you at the beginning of the vlog today. So that means they or he should be tapering off now or we won't see any extra ones just the normal amount? :rofl:
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Jm87053 wrote:Ok sorry. I'm still catching up. Why is Tyson called a pedophile? Did he meet Ashley when she 13 and he was 18, and he dated her? I found their stupid website and it didn't say when they met. Because if he is, then I will no longer follow them.
I thought it was 14 and 19. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Technically she was 13. They met on 4th of July (while she was still 13) and her birthday is after July 4th so then she turned 14. We know he was 19 but I don't think we know if he was closer to 20 or closer to 18 or just right there in the middle of 19. Maybe somebody knows. But what we do know is he is a big fat gross obese lying excuse for a father :tchin:
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eskayem wrote:
lovethispage wrote:
OldCountry wrote:During the house tour outside A$$ley saying that Bison likes working outdoors mowing the lawn etc.. yeah right...Can you envision him on big old John Deere tracker mower? It would have to be a big one to carry him around. He's only thinking where he will tell the landscapers to put the trees etc... Pointing can be exhausting :)
They point to a spot where they will eventually put a hot tub. I think that is how his "fans" refer to him A Hot Tub. A hot tub in a hot tub,, can't wait. :-o


He seemed to be pointing to the area between the curb and the sidewalk where he wanted to plant all the trees. I could be mistaken. Here in California that area belongs to the city and they chose the trees and or landscaping for that area. I don't know how it is in Utah but if it's the same there he goes again shooting his mouth off with another bafoon statement. :lol:


A while back we were talking about the lawn mower and I don't remember who it was that said he would have a lawn mower that he could lay down on :rofl:
Yup, same here in Southern California

Your in SoCal. Me too. I'm in Orange County. Huntington Beach. Where you at?
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lovethispage wrote:
Sammy16 wrote:
Jm87053 wrote:Ok sorry. I'm still catching up. Why is Tyson called a pedophile? Did he meet Ashley when she 13 and he was 18, and he dated her? I found their stupid website and it didn't say when they met. Because if he is, then I will no longer follow them.
I thought it was 14 and 19. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Technically she was 13. They met on 4th of July (while she was still 13) and her birthday is after July 4th so then she turned 14. We know he was 19 but I don't think we know if he was closer to 20 or closer to 18 or just right there in the middle of 19. Maybe somebody knows. But what we do know is he is a big fat gross obese lying excuse for a father :tchin:
According to google his birthday is October 5th. So he was closer to 20. By Halloween of 2001 you had a 20 year old dating a 14 year old. taking away teen from one of their ages really puts it into perspective.


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That's gross. :x
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Today's observations before I pop off to bed.

They are definitely reading here and now having little digs.
Only showing fun and involved times together so they don't get accused of not spending time with them.
Their manners at the restaurant for breakfast, again, are appalling.
They are taking notice of what is being said and seem to be acting on the odd one or two, ie saying please, repeating what the girls say correctly.

Still, they basically couldn't give a rats about anyone else or the concerns anyone may have for the girls.

And why oh why is Madison giving up her nights and days so they can go galivanting around. I wish they would just hire a babysitter, they can afford it, and leave the family for special visits etc.
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Ugh, these people are just gross as gross can be. Talking about manners and being polite while encouraging an open mouth full of food, talking with food in their mouths. I just don't understand the feeding them like birds. Why the community plate of French toast or the egg sandwich? I wonder if their future kindergarten teacher is prepared to hand feed them.

Today's gem, with Indie climbing on the table, showing yet another mouth full of food and A$$ley saying "sorry, I know it's "technically rude" I just think it's hilarious." No, it's not. And it's not "technically rude" it's "actually rude". Ask anyone with even a modicum of decency/manners/self-respect.

And wow to that cart that A$$ley stocked with frozen pizza, soft pretzels, sugar cereal and Uncrustables. I don't think there was one thing with any nutritional value whatsoever.
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A$$face: "I think those many, many moments of teaching her manners are finally paying off.. "

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh to be so delusional...
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