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Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:11 pm

I honestly think she went with brown so she would have to be bothered cleaning them. "It hides the dirt!" CACKLE.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Lyanna » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:26 pm

- say "litteraly"
- puts her tits in addy's mouth every minute of her life
- order taco bell and pizza
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:44 pm

Texas Roadhouse might start paying Jess and her crew for the amount of times they go there in their vlogs. Not that I'm encouraging another sponsorship (sorry, Payless) but.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Jwhite_momof4 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:30 pm

And don't forget, in addition to " literally", she also says "I dk, I dk, I dk" every 5 seconds when she is trying to explain something. Drives me crazy!!!!

Also bugs me how she constantly says "look it" when she is showing someone something.

Learn how to talk bitch!!! She's almost as bad as Kritney!!!


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby shilohjulia » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:45 pm

webby wrote:blowout Brown cabinets

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i legit laughed out loud @ this


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:54 pm

jcait00 wrote:Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals
I still don't believe she can't find ANYTHING cute for boys on Etsy.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:56 pm

smom12 wrote:
jcait00 wrote:Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals


Don't for get #napping
#sex because redhead fetish and MILF status
#napping
#sex
#napping
#texasroadhouse


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#24hourmilkmart #dailylunchdates

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:58 pm

Lyanna wrote:- say "litteraly"
- puts her tits in addy's mouth every minute of her life
- order taco bell and pizza
Force feed a baby who is almost as big as a Kindergartner.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Bsveach15 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:59 pm

She has done a really shitty job at sticking to her upload schedule this week.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby PinkTuTu » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:11 pm

Now that the kitchen is done, are they going to stop eating out 7 days a week?
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Captain Smooth » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:36 pm

PinkTuTu wrote:Now that the kitchen is done, are they going to stop eating out 7 days a week?


Not if she finds something else that needs to be changed so badly, that she has to move out again. So far I've counted the painters, the bedbugs (justified though) and the kitchen. God forbid they want to change the floor, off to Mimi, or Gabe it goes.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby chatty » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:42 pm

Bsveach15 wrote:She has done a really shitty job at sticking to her upload schedule this week.


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Her upload schedule drives me mad. Neither her or Chris have real jobs so they should be able to successfully upload 5 videos a week.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby AllyKattxox » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:34 am

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Jwhite_momof4 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:52 am

twomommies wrote:
jcait00 wrote:Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals
I still don't believe she can't find ANYTHING cute for boys on Etsy.

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Sure she can, she just doesn't care enough to look and find something cute for the boys bc she cares less about them.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby LilaLavender » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:10 am

I don't know about the "#sex"-part. She seems to have so little chemistry with Chris that I have a hard time believing they still do it at all
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Sparklingdee » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:10 am

PinkTuTu wrote:Now that the kitchen is done, are they going to stop eating out 7 days a week?


Watch this space, my guessing will be.......................... no.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:16 am

LilaLavender wrote:I don't know about the "#sex"-part. She seems to have so little chemistry with Chris that I have a hard time believing they still do it at all


Meh I've seen people with no chemistry have sex lives like rabbits. Chris has that redhead fetish and those are known to be friggin strong as shit. He just seems like that kind of guy who needs to be humping her any chance he gets.

Also, maybe that's why she's so giddy all the time.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby blackroses » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:07 am

I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby violet-kelsey black » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:11 am

blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.


I'm curious to see what the baldy will be fed when she turns one. I bet the boob is still going to come first.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:14 am

blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.


Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Natxo » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:30 am

Where the hell did she even get the phrase 'look it' from... LOOK AT IT is the phrase you're looking for jessss
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:47 am

Jwhite_momof4 wrote:
twomommies wrote:
jcait00 wrote:Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals
I still don't believe she can't find ANYTHING cute for boys on Etsy.

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Sure she can, she just doesn't care enough to look and find something cute for the boys bc she cares less about them.


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Exactly. You know there are BOYS Disney / Lego shirts and BOYS first day of Kindergarten shirts. She just doesn't care enough because they can't be paired with ugly af bows.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby DoodleBop » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:15 am

smom12 wrote:
blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.


Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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Exactly. The whole breastfeeding thing at 10 months old she shouldn't be nursing this much.

I would not be surprised if breast milk is still the majority of her diet after one. I wonder how delayed her feeding skills will be or if she is or will become anemic.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Yogabbagabbat » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:18 am

She looks so weird to me with the eyelash extensions. It looks like she can't open her eyes all the way. Jess looks like that cartoon dog Droopy.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:39 am

Why does Messs suck at uploading so much? It's not like she or Chris work real jobs. Maybe it's all the dramatic thumbnail editing and time spent coming up with a clickbait-y title that has to do with .5 seconds of the video and is completely out of context?

Takes a lot of Photoshop skills to edit your eyes all teary and red in a thumbnail about cabinets, huh bitch.
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