Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

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PinkTuTu wrote:Now that the kitchen is done, are they going to stop eating out 7 days a week?
Watch this space, my guessing will be.......................... no.
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LilaLavender wrote:I don't know about the "#sex"-part. She seems to have so little chemistry with Chris that I have a hard time believing they still do it at all
Meh I've seen people with no chemistry have sex lives like rabbits. Chris has that redhead fetish and those are known to be friggin strong as shit. He just seems like that kind of guy who needs to be humping her any chance he gets.

Also, maybe that's why she's so giddy all the time.


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I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
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blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
I'm curious to see what the baldy will be fed when she turns one. I bet the boob is still going to come first.


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blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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Where the hell did she even get the phrase 'look it' from... LOOK AT IT is the phrase you're looking for jessss
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Jwhite_momof4 wrote:
twomommies wrote:
jcait00 wrote:Things Jess doesn't do:
- Clean
- Shower
- Take time to feed her kids nutritious meals
- Work

Things Jess DOES do:
- Search through Etsy for the perfect bowsssss
- Promote Payless
- Ignore Kyson and Kaden pretty successfully
- Snapchat Addissson's every hiccup, cough, diaper change, etc.

#momgoals
I still don't believe she can't find ANYTHING cute for boys on Etsy.

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Sure she can, she just doesn't care enough to look and find something cute for the boys bc she cares less about them.


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Exactly. You know there are BOYS Disney / Lego shirts and BOYS first day of Kindergarten shirts. She just doesn't care enough because they can't be paired with ugly af bows.

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smom12 wrote:
blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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Exactly. The whole breastfeeding thing at 10 months old she shouldn't be nursing this much.

I would not be surprised if breast milk is still the majority of her diet after one. I wonder how delayed her feeding skills will be or if she is or will become anemic.
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She looks so weird to me with the eyelash extensions. It looks like she can't open her eyes all the way. Jess looks like that cartoon dog Droopy.


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Why does Messs suck at uploading so much? It's not like she or Chris work real jobs. Maybe it's all the dramatic thumbnail editing and time spent coming up with a clickbait-y title that has to do with .5 seconds of the video and is completely out of context?

Takes a lot of Photoshop skills to edit your eyes all teary and red in a thumbnail about cabinets, huh bitch.
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Jess posted lilia saying good night snap chat and then 3 hrs later posted a snap with 12:30am on it. So lilia was up at 9 at least


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smom12 wrote:
blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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a piece of fucking what ?


Also I'm late to this but I just laughed so hard when Kally said "Drake has a reputation of sleeping around, but Jess has no reputation people loove her in town. Also she did not sleep around compared to other girls in Modesto they were long term relationships"
like according to Modesto criteria, Jess is a virgin.
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What if the reason Jess won't be going back to school is because Addie can't go without nursing long enough...or she'll get pregnant again.
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Lyanna wrote:
smom12 wrote:
blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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a piece of fucking what ?


Also I'm late to this but I just laughed so hard when Kally said "Drake has a reputation of sleeping around, but Jess has no reputation people loove her in town. Also she did not sleep around compared to other girls in Modesto they were long term relationships"
like according to Modesto criteria, Jess is a virgin.
Fruit. Grows out of the ground, sweet, grapes bananas apples, etc.....????


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Lyanna wrote:
smom12 wrote:
blackroses wrote:I really do believe that Addie wouldn't be so huge if Jess didn't force feed her every 2 seconds.
Right? Like honestly she's 10 months old, she shouldn't need to be eating like a newborn. Breastfeeding while getting her lashes done? You mean to tell me Addie was soo hungry that she couldn't wait 2 hours for milk? You couldn't give her a piece of fucking fruit??


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a piece of fucking what ?
Haha exactly - Jess barely knows what vegetables and fruits are judging by the amount of Texas Roadhouse and Taco Bell that family consume. They must spend hundreds a month on food eating out.
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They'd only eat fruit if like Dole sponsored a video and even then she'd probably make the video while the kids are at school and the baby is eating shampoo unsupervised.
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I definitely prefer boys clothing. I was never into bows and everything piiink so I love the styles that are for boys. I never understand women that have such an obsession with frilly girly clothes, ok you can like them but to have a daily obsession of bows is ridiculous.
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Jess would've stopped at 4 if Landen were a girl, I totally believe it. She's obsessed with giiiiirrrrlssss and peeeeeenk!!!
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Can we please talk about how shitty those lash extensions are? They look clumpy as hell and Jessica looks like she's already been pulling them out.
Also, I can't believe she is still co sleeping after she almost killed her baby! wtf


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smom12 wrote:
Lyanna wrote:
a piece of fucking what ?
Fruit. Grows out of the ground, sweet, grapes bananas apples, etc.....????qq

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Never heard of that, sounds boring. What about pizza, cherrios and ramen? Sorry I can't make healthy meals my kid is busy gaining weight.
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