Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)
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Apparently when you have kids waking up at 9 is early lol Chris darling you is wronggg
because you're a lazy ass that's why that seems early
because you're a lazy ass that's why that seems early
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We joke around and call it methdesto my malls suck so we usually go there lolpinkdiamond_3 wrote:A little OT but I was watching a Scott Peterson documentary last night and one of the cops said that the Modesto slogan to all the locals (as a joke) is "Murder, Meth, and Auto Theft"
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DoodleBop wrote:I wonder why they didn't move more out to the country - to stay close to Gabe? Is it cheaper to live outside of the major cities in California or more expensive.
To put it simple the stuff they can afford is to trashy, the nice areas outta town are way to expensive.
I forget how much did they buy the house for? Just so I can make sure I’m right about the above lol.
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I've read people saying in comments houses in their area go for 500-600K for the size of the house they got.sparkleunicornxo wrote:DoodleBop wrote:I wonder why they didn't move more out to the country - to stay close to Gabe? Is it cheaper to live outside of the major cities in California or more expensive.
To put it simple the stuff they can afford is to trashy, the nice areas outta town are way to expensive.
I forget how much did they buy the house for? Just so I can make sure I’m right about the above lol.
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Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)
Hmm I wonder if that’s really what they paid because then they definitely could have gotten a nice house outside close to the “country” areas would have been nicer, and a safer area for the kids. They were already changing school districts so that can’t be the excuseDoodleBop wrote:I've read people saying in comments houses in their area go for 500-600K for the size of the house they got.sparkleunicornxo wrote:DoodleBop wrote:I wonder why they didn't move more out to the country - to stay close to Gabe? Is it cheaper to live outside of the major cities in California or more expensive.
To put it simple the stuff they can afford is to trashy, the nice areas outta town are way to expensive.
I forget how much did they buy the house for? Just so I can make sure I’m right about the above lol.
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Jess and chris bought theirs for $301,000
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Isn't that what you do anyways?!
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I swear she wants to breastfeed for the sole purpose of being fucking lazy.
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This really annoyed me.. she's a lazy cow who gets paid for putting her shitstorm of a life on the internet. Join the real world sweetheart, life is not all cupcakes, rainbows and princesses.. she's pathetic and boring and I'm sick of her thinking she's something special when she couldn't be further from it.. I hope for her kids sake that YouTube doesn't suddenly cease to exist because they will have nothing except an unemployable mum who is fluent in baby talk argh!.(having a stressed day if you guys couldn't tell ha!)Bsveach15 wrote:
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I think it's pretty clear: they can't move outside of modesto to stay close to Mimi and their army of babysitters.
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What happened to addys monitor when she's sleepingBsveach15 wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 455ed6.png[/img]
Isn't that what you do anyways?!
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They don't use it because they know the reason she almost died is from their poor sleep safety. Chris had her face down in a fluffy blanket while she was sleeping in one of the recent vlogs. I cringed so hard. They've learned nothing from almost losing her.rd_valo wrote:What happened to addys monitor when she's sleepingBsveach15 wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 455ed6.png[/img]
Isn't that what you do anyways?!
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Them not using the monitor bothers me so much. My nephew died in his sleep at 2 years old. It was from a seizure disorder, but if he had an alarm, it could of saved his life. Them not using theirs really make me think that it's because they know that the incident happened because of the unsafe sleeping. Ugh! Frustrates me to no end!
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Chris checking in with the school on one hand I'm glad he's trying to be more involved. On the other hand mom is probably like bitch I do this day in and day out when you're off with family 2.0 and you check up on me getting them to school on time.
Is Jess planning on the great grandparents dying here pretty soon?
For those weekend trips maybe every few visits the entire family could go down to where they are stay in a hotel...do fun tourist things. So that way it's not always the boys stuck in the car for 12 hours. I seriously doubt they can't afford a double hotel room every other month and they already eat out a lot.
Is Jess planning on the great grandparents dying here pretty soon?
For those weekend trips maybe every few visits the entire family could go down to where they are stay in a hotel...do fun tourist things. So that way it's not always the boys stuck in the car for 12 hours. I seriously doubt they can't afford a double hotel room every other month and they already eat out a lot.
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Jesus fucking Christ. Stop being an attention whore.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 600bb0.png[/img]
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Congrats, Jess. You popped out eleven thousand kids and you can still do a split because you're very accustomed to quickly spreading your legs. Congrats.
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Her dookie brown paint and red decor is so tacky lol
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That was an extremely unflattering snap.....Jiggling all over the place.smom12 wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. Stop being an attention whore.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 600bb0.png[/img]
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I can't even imagine my mom being so starved for attention that she had to fly across our play area and record it then give herself some applause lolol
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)
They are both looking a bit hefty lately... I mean she had a shit ton of kids within the span of like five years so I won't give her too much slack about it, but they should both join a gym or at least incorporate a workout routine @ home. They don't do anything all day when the kids are in school they can easily do an hour of cardio or weights.smom12 wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. Stop being an attention whore.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 600bb0.png[/img]
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What in the world is a double period???Sparklingdee wrote:Jess reminds me of Family Fizz (UK vegan family who vlog) - they use clickbait titles like "MUM IVE STARTED MY PERIOD" and "HER FIRST CRUSH/KISS" and "DOUBLE PERIOD BLEEDING NIGHTMARE" etc. Its so cringe and the kids must be so embarrassed at school!!!