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Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

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Postby blackroses » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:22 am

I'm hooked to my phone it's awful it's the only thing that helps my anxiety but I rarely look it if I'm out at the park or my cousins are playing a game that involves anything rolling out into the street. I can't not pay attention to them I'll be a nervous wreck
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby funkycat123 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:28 am

nutbagmcgee wrote:I posted about a month or so ago about the kids playing in the street. I was shocked whenever so many people defended Jess, saying it was normal to let your kids play in the street. I am still in disbelief that she allows this, especially after seeing that it's not even a cul-de-sac. It's a damn Main Street it's people are driving up and down daily and she's allowing her little kids to play in it. It just astounds me, her backyard fenced in. Kick him out there and let them play in the backyard. That's what we always do, if I saw kids playing in the street where I live, I think I'd be calling CPS.
I live near a pretty busy road and my neighbors used to let their twin sons play near the street in their underwear. It was awful. Tons of people complained. It totally reminds me of Jess.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:43 am

trumputin wrote:
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smom12 wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. Stop being an attention whore.


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JFC that Taco Bell is all going to her gut...

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I honestly cannot wait to watch them both descend into obesity.
Me either. I mean Taco Bell is technically the healthiest fast food apparently, but not how they eat it. I doubt the salads they get at Texas Roadhouse are healthy because they're probably meat and ranch filled.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:43 am

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violet-kelsey black wrote:damn she looks so old and rough.

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Am I the only one that gets annoyed because she always has to hide the video tags on Snapchat?


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Her eyelashes look dusty as fuck. Like, literally look like they're collecting dust and/or dandruff. *Shudders* She's such a dirty ho.
They look uneven and clumpy

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:47 am

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wasteoftime wrote:Who tf let's their little kids play in the road ever, especially on a through street?! Our kids are all taught you stay on the sidewalk and it's backyards only to play, for safety and so you don't get in everyone's way. Jessss is being negligent and lazy leaving her young kids out in the street. A little security cam isn't going to protect them at all. She's teaching her kids to have no manners and be entitled brats. Her poor neighbours.

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I have 2 neighbors that put up signs like they have and then have cones down the middle of the street every afternoon while their kids play. They even once stopped me to tell me to watch out, like I couldn't seen the dozen kids riding bikes and throwing balls around the street It's a popular cut through street and there are parks (yes multiple) like 1/4 mile away, and sidewalks. It really does get annoying!!! The streets here are narrow enough.
My boyfriend and I live in an allotment and we have a super long driveway and we let the neighbor kids (2 of them that are around Lilia and the kids age) play in our driveway because they're always supervised and playing on their bikes or motorized cars...better than in the street. But my boyfriend would prob run over her little kid flag things he hates those things. He calls them a good sign to point to your actual backyard.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby funkycat123 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:09 am

Chris looks like be could be the father of all of Jess' kids.
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Postby pinkdiamond_3 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:15 am

funkycat123 wrote:Chris looks like be could be the father of all of Jess' kids.


Of course he does, or she probably wouldn't keep him around lol. Gotta keep up that 'one big happy family' image, when out in public ;)


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby damondaniel » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:23 am

Lmao @ Jess standing in the middle of a damn mall talking to a camera about circumcision
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:40 am

Chris and Jess look like the cream cheese stuffed little Cinnabon balls they sell at Taco Bell.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby MamaJoAnna » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:42 am

"DECISIONS I've made in the PAST." Recap

Musical drone footage of Modesto, followed by Jess packing the kids' school lunches. Kaden and Jess say "what's up FAMMMMM" and Lilia is still wiggling that one tooth because she can't LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOO. She drops off Lilia, Kyson, and Kaden at school and tells Addie (once they're back home) that Daddy is home. Jess catches sight of a LEGO helmet in Addie's mouth/fingers and advises to not have LEGOS around if you have a baby. (Side note - did I get lucky that my son never put non-food things in his mouth?) Chris and Addie play-growl at each other and Addie's attempts of copying are pretty adorable.
Jess is now in the bedroom. She tells people they may be confused because she mentioned they probably weren't vlogging that weekend - turns out they didn't at all because they were just having so much fun. She recaps the weekend - Chris picked up T&C on "Saturday" (she said Saturday but it was Friday) and then on "Sunday" (Saturday) they went to Chris's mom's house to visit "Great Oma and Great Opa." The kids played in a hot tub, because...kids? Then on Sunday, T&C left and the rest of the day was "just depressing AF because we hate when they leave." There's footage of the boys tossing around water balloons. It's now Monday in the vlogs (Wednesday real time when this video was posted) and she wanted to get T&C more in the vlogs since they were around, but Chris's grandparents are only around until the end of September and there isn't much left in the month already, and they aren't much on social media, so she respected them and spent their time around them.
Jess picked out an "adorable" (it's OK) outfit for Addie and the shirt is supposed to be like a crop top, but Chris jokes you can't have a muffin top with a crop top. The next "scene" has Addie in a decently cute PEEEEEENK stroller with the outfit and a red bow and red shoes. Someone at Lilia's school gave Jess the stroller for Addie since she was carrying Addie around and although she doesn't like taking people's stuff, the person insisted and that was a few months ago at some picnic thing.
They're in the mall with Janell and they come across the Icing store, where you can apparently get your ears pierced (I don't have one of these so IDK haha). Jess asks Addie if she wants to get her ears pierced and Chris asks when they can do that, and Janell says "when they're 5 and can make their own decisions" (good job Janell). Jess reminisces to when she got Lilia's ears pierced when she was 2 months old (and shows a picture, hi baby Gabe!) and she did it because she thought that was just the thing to do. Now, "5 kids later, I'm 25 now, not 18" she has different views and doesn't want to get Addie's ears pierced. She didn't know it was controversial until she had Lilia's ears pierced already. Since then she has "grown as a person and as a parent" and "doesn't care if people pierce their baby's ears" and the thing that changed her perspective on baby ear piercing was that her neighbor got her baby's ears pierced (Danielle?) and they messed it up and had to do it like 5 times on this little 2-3 month old, so now she will let Addie decide if and when she wants her ears pierced. "Ear piercing is like one of those things like circumcision and no one talks about it because no one wants to make anyone mad." She decides to not share (on this video) her opinion on circumcision by saying "I'm not getting into it." She makes it clear that she doesn't care what someone does with their kids, but will make decisions for her kids. She doesn't think you're a bad parent if you disagree with her parenting choices. And with that, end of rant!
Jess states the obvious (that they're at the mall) so that she and Janell can pick up a few things, and then they have to pick up the kids from school because it's a "minimum" day all week for parent-teacher conferences. Jess eyes some see-through knee high looking boots/heels (I hate fashion lololol) and asks if Chris thinks she can wear them, and he responds "that's all you can wear." #RedHeadFetishYall They go to Payless because ADS Y'ALL (except this apparently isn't sponsored?) and some guy gets shoes way up high for them.
Back home, Landen and Kaden are each wearing a stack of hats. Landen has five hats and Kaden has four, to which Landen responds "hah hah" and Jess mentions that Kaden and Landen fight constantly. My mind instantly flashed back to Kaden meeting baby Landen and the nuh-nuhs #YoureWelcome Kyson and Landen are apparently best friends though. Kaden offers Jess a hat and Jess is off to take the girls to dance.
Jess drops Lilia and Alyna off at dance and got a phone call that her camera is ready at Best Buy, so she stops in to pick it up. She said she was going to take the new camera and return it, but she decided to keep it as a backup because she has really bad luck with electronics.
Landen climbs all over Jess and Jess asks if he missed her (he hilariously says no). Chris says Jess has requested tacos for dinner, so he is at the store picking up supplies. There are quick shots of the car, shopping, checking out, and going home. They both look happy about tacos and Jess says it's been a while since "we" made tacos, to which Chris replies "you keep saying this 'we' thing like your daughter" (Blended family hmmmm). It's "Taco Monday" and Gabe and Amber are over to the house. Lilia says she doesn't like tacos, to which Gabe gives her a look.
Addie and Kyson are playing in the floor and rolling around while Jess talks about how people thought Kyson was the stockier and tougher one, but he's strong and a total sweetheart. Kyson talks to Jess while Addie walks around and Sadie is somehow in the middle of it all. Kyson tries to get Addie to dab. Chris, Kyson, Jess, and Addie lay in the floor and end the vlog.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby jcait00 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:41 pm

I'm so sick of Jess's close ups of her kids wiggling their baby teeth, man.
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Postby emloha_91 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:57 pm

jcait00 wrote:Chris and Jess look like the cream cheese stuffed little Cinnabon balls they sell at Taco Bell.


You are what you eat.. lol
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby georgiapeach19 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:00 pm

I'm sorry but Chris' comment about you shouldn't wear a crop top if you have a muffin top is rude af and uncalled for. As a big girl with a muffin top I wear a crop top and don't give a fuck because I'm still going to wear it.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Rosiex3 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:04 pm

I throw up a little bit every time Chris makes sexual comments at Mess.. and she's like " babeeee you can't say that it's yoooootooobe" * hyena laugh*


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Postby Chellebailson27 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:30 pm

Rosiex3 wrote:I throw up a little bit every time Chris makes sexual comments at Mess.. and she's like " babeeee you can't say that it's yoooootooobe" * hyena laugh*


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Then leaves it in the vlog...I think she's pushing the 'we are so happy and in love and bump each other's uglies ALL the time' scenario abit too much...remember when her and drake were together....it was all rainbows and butterflies....we saw how that turned out! Jess likes to edit her life the way she thinks shows her in the best light....when really she is not all that


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Postby DoodleBop » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:53 pm

Chris shouldn't be making comments about weight when he's not exactly ripped himself.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby hwarner » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:13 pm

Chris is the last person that should be commenting on weight. He's a chubby little asshole and his own wife has a muffin top too and she still tries to squeeze herself into clothes that are 2 sizes too small


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby georgiapeach19 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:40 pm

DoodleBop wrote:Chris shouldn't be making comments about weight when he's not exactly ripped himself.
Neither is his wife.

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby deannaroseo » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:43 pm

Especially since he's talking about his infant daughter's weight! He doesn't have much room to talk about having a muffin top.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby smom12 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:04 pm

Glass houses Chris.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Sparklingdee » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:18 pm

Haha Chris commenting on girls wearing crop tops...... you're hardly Kit Harington, are you Stabby?
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby mydietsucks_1 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:12 pm

"Im 25 now. not 18"

"God Mum, im 13, stop treating me like a baby, im an ADULT now!"
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Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby sparkleunicornxo » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:26 pm

Chris commenting on the weight thing really pisses me off. You’re over weight yourself bud, maybe you should check your diet and be more active before you start talking about people’s muffin tops. Your “dad bod” is full of Taco Bell and beer on top of your wife is a tub a jiggle as well, she’s had four pregnancies so I don’t wanna bash her to much but damn, it isn’t that hard to be healthy/active/a good effin role model for the SEVEN damn kids that are “the future of this country”

Parents like her are why I can’t find anyone to have play dates with my son I can’t/won’t have him around crazy ass kids and parents that don’t effing parent!!


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Rosiex3 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:34 pm

What's even worse is that Addie is a baby, like really he's fatshaming a ten month old? He's that bored and insecure?


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby pinkdiamond_3 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:36 pm

hwarner wrote:Chris is the last person that should be commenting on weight. He's a chubby little asshole and his own wife has a muffin top too and she still tries to squeeze herself into clothes that are 2 sizes too small


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Chubby little asshole Dead. I wish y'all were my friends in real life lmao.


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