The only thing I'm noticing about this is Alesana's impending speech impediment.
Yes, she's only 3, but please. The lisp seems somewhat inevitable due to that stupid fucking pacifier.
"If your child is just learning to speak, talking around a pacifier may also limit his opportunities to talk, distort his speech, and cause his tongue to unnaturally flatten at rest, says Hamaguchi. In some cases, using a pacifier frequently can cause the tongue to push forward between the teeth. This sets the stage for dental problems and the development of a "lisp" when producing the s and z sounds."
A real live doctor said that, Crayler. ^
It's true, I was so attached to my dummy and my mum let me have it until I was nearly 4, now I have a slight lisp and I hateee ittt, I love my mum but I wish she'd just been firmer with me