Dumb Shit Vanessa Says

[nobettsaboutit]

She always says "so anyway..."


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[WhatsTheCheese]

How she pronounces webbed -.-

And preeclampsia, she pronounces it preeclamp"she"a even though the Dr corrected her when she was pregnant with lily

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[mac-n-cheese]

"Dumb shit Vanessa says"....

Literally every thing that has ever left her mouth...

A better one would be "smart shit Vanessa says"....
*crickets*

[lonelysoul]

Her latest post on instagram where she wrote message instead of massage. Gotta message those muscles guys.

[KatherineLouvain]

"But yeah no..."


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[missparzival]

"But yeah no..."


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Haha Us Aussies say this all the time.


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[lurking10]

"But yeah no..."


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Haha Us Aussies say this all the time.


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Hahha yes everyone say "yeah no" or "yeah nah"



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[KatherineLouvain]

"But yeah no..."


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Haha Us Aussies say this all the time.


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Hahha yes everyone say "yeah no" or "yeah nah"



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Don't put ideas into her head - next week she'll remember that her cousin's friend's sister's dog is Australian, go out and buy a kangaroo she can't afford and claim she's an expert for about a week.


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[missparzival]

Haha Us Aussies say this all the time.


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Hahha yes everyone say "yeah no" or "yeah nah"



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Don't put ideas into her head - next week she'll remember that her cousin's friend's sister's dog is Australian, go out and buy a kangaroo she can't afford and claim she's an expert for about a week.


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No it will be a Koala and she will think she knows everything but call it a Koala Bear.


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[staceymj]

"But yeah no..."


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Haha Us Aussies say this all the time.


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Hahha yes everyone say "yeah no" or "yeah nah"



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Haha my fiancé has this thing where he asks me "yeah nah or nah yeah?" Makes no sense lol. Aussie lingo, if you're not Australia you'll never understand lol.

[missparzival]

Haha Us Aussies say this all the time.


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Hahha yes everyone say "yeah no" or "yeah nah"



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Haha my fiancé has this thing where he asks me "yeah nah or nah yeah?" Makes no sense lol. Aussie lingo, if you're not Australia you'll never understand lol.

That makes perfect sense lol


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[mac-n-cheese]

When Vanessa tries to speak Spanish with her mom...and all she says is "si...si..." in a terrible Americanized accent

[fossilfinger]

She re-posted a meme on her personal Facebook about how Irish slaves were mistreated but the Irish don't complain because they're not "pussies looking for free shit".

Seriously...now she's a racist? I think I'm done with her.

[hey girl hey007]

"Meat free chicken with pesto"
MEAT FREE CHICKEN
CHICKEN!

WHUT?!

[watkek]

"Meat free chicken with pesto"
MEAT FREE CHICKEN
CHICKEN!

WHUT?!

Lol I'm vegan and eat meat free chicken, you can get it in the frozen section at Walmart or Target. There's other meat free "meats" there too lol

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[OhHiImSam]

"Meat free chicken with pesto"
MEAT FREE CHICKEN
CHICKEN!

WHUT?!

I hope V realizes that just cuz it's vegan don't make it healthy.

You know what else is vegan? (US) Oreos.

Yeah. Also her pesto just looked nasty. How do you muck up pesto?

[hey girl hey007]

"Meat free chicken with pesto"
MEAT FREE CHICKEN
CHICKEN!

WHUT?!

Lol I'm vegan and eat meat free chicken, you can get it in the frozen section at Walmart or Target. There's other meat free "meats" there too lol

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It looked like there was actual chicken in her dish though, and I wouldn't be surprised if she actually tried to play off chicken as it not being 'meat'. That how I took it anyway lol

[hey girl hey007]

"Meat free chicken with pesto"
MEAT FREE CHICKEN
CHICKEN!

WHUT?!

I hope V realizes that just cuz it's vegan don't make it healthy.

You know what else is vegan? (US) Oreos.

Yeah. Also her pesto just looked nasty. How do you muck up pesto?

None of her food looks appealing, like when she does chicken or fish with slices of lemon all over and calls it a meal

[blackroses]

There was a pesto recipe? I don't think I've seen it

[watkek]

"Meat free chicken with pesto"
MEAT FREE CHICKEN
CHICKEN!

WHUT?!

Lol I'm vegan and eat meat free chicken, you can get it in the frozen section at Walmart or Target. There's other meat free "meats" there too lol

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It looked like there was actual chicken in her dish though, and I wouldn't be surprised if she actually tried to play off chicken as it not being 'meat'. That how I took it anyway lol

Yeah the veggie chicken actually looks like real chicken, but I totally get what you mean lmbo

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