"I'M IN MY EX'S WEDDING" Recap
Jess and Chris start the vlog and Jess talks about how she starts the vlogs as they're leaving to go somewhere. She shows off her desk area Chris made for her. Chris picks Addie up off of Jess and goes to put her in the car because they have to go to the store. Jess talks more about the room - Addie's crib was where the desk is now, and the crib is now in the closet because "she literally never sleeps in it" (guess they're still traumatized from her episode when she was "in her crib with nothing around her" uh huh). They aren't putting her to sleep in the closet, but they don't want to get rid of the crib yet (way to rile up your fans for a vasectomy oopsie baby!). Chris patched up the wall so they can paint there and put decorations up.
Showing off her phone screen where Chris sends her texts of things to get, including blinds, an enclosed litter box, and a bike for Lilia (along with a few other things).
At the store, Addie is riding in a cart that has a thing attached for two more kids (Kyson and Landen are in that). Addie plays a little rough with Kyson.
Jess talks about how they get complimented on how well behaved the kids are. It turns out they are in Lowe's. They go to the garden center and Jess talks about wanting a little garden in the backyard. Addie has been well behaved despite not having a nap and poor Caden is bored. Jess hated going to Lowe's as a kid but now as an adult and homeowner, she loves it. They ended up spending a little over $450 at Lowe's. Shew...
Back home and Amber is over for a visit. Gabe and Amber are getting married in October, so Jess is helping her plan the wedding. Gabe's sister just got married, so now the Esquilin family is counting down to Gabe and Amber's wedding. Apparently, Chris is in the wedding as well. Who's going to wrangle all those kids? Mimi?
Jess is picking out her bridesmaid dress style (Amber chose the color and fabric). She looks at a really pretty one for $119 and it's going to be purple.
In the master bath, Jess shows off her mess that she's "ashamed" to show. Lol. They're going to paint or stain the cabinets and change the faucets. There's a quick musical cleaning montage of the "countertops."
Lilia is home and Gabe is at the house. Lilia was with Mimi since cousins from Arizona are visiting. In the background, you can hear Caden (I think) call for "Jessica." #blendedfamilywhat?
Lilia shows off a board game about "which sibling did this" and it's honestly quite creative. How the heck did she come up with that?
Amber is loving on Addie. Jess tells the viewers to give them ideas on a challenge to do (no hot or spicy stuff though).
Janell is over and Chris is working in the bathroom. Jess plans to get Lilia a bike for a late birthday present. Chris changes out the faucets and they look so much better than the old ones.
At the toy store, Lilia picks out a Barbie bike. They get it home and the kids ask to ride their bikes, but it's almost 9pm by the time they get home. Jess gives them 15 minutes.
Kyson is playing on ABCMouse.com (another sponsored video). Kaden wants to play and then Jess plans bath time. Lilia is riding her bike and it's dark out, so Jess calls the kids inside.
Jess and Chris do FAQ Friday at 2:30 in the morning - another question literally screenshotted seconds after being posted. "What are the kids' ethnic backgrounds and do they speak any other languages? Is Lilia still learning sign language or any languages from her dad's side?"
Tommy and Caden - Mom (Ashley) is Mexican, Dad (Chris) is German/Italian/Sicilian. Chris's mom is German and speaks German. Tommy and Caden don't know German or Italian but do know some Spanish. Jess starts to say "unfortunately" and then corrects herself (why keep that in there?)
Lilia - Gabe is Puerto Rican and his dad spoke fluent Spanish. He didn't teach his kids Spanish. Lilia doesn't really know Spanish as a result.
Kyson/Kaden/Landen - Portuguese relatives, but no second languages.
Jess and Chris end the vlog
JesssFam: Drake Splits, Chris Quits, Jess's Tits (Part 95)
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It must be really nice for Lillia to come home from Mimi's house and be able to cuddle on the couch with her dad even though he doesn't even live there. She really is lucky. Obviously the better scenario would be if her parents were together and she didn't have a million other siblings. But I think things are as good as they can get, for Lillia specifically, given the circumstances.
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I do have to say, the fact that things have fallen apart with Natalie kind of confirms more of what Jess has said. I guess we don't really know if Drake is still seeing Arabella BUT it does seem like he's seeing the boys even less. People speculated that Natalie was the one who kept up with the custody schedule and made Drake go get the boys. It is very telling that now that they aren't together, he skipped father's day with the boys.smom12 wrote:Yeah I never defending Drake. He is a POS. I just know she doesn't tell the truth that's all. We all don't really know what goes on between them.... only what makes her look like super mom.Captain Smooth wrote:I for one never stopped criticising Drake, on Chris I go back and forth, sometimes I criticise him heavily, sometimes I compliment him.Lyanna wrote:Really interesting to see people criticizing more Drake since he left Natalie. Suddenly everything Jess says about him is true and everyone feels for her.
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Ugh it's just disgusting. Like why wouldn't you want to see your own flesh and blood?? He is probably just out looking for more pussy.literallywhat wrote:I do have to say, the fact that things have fallen apart with Natalie kind of confirms more of what Jess has said. I guess we don't really know if Drake is still seeing Arabella BUT it does seem like he's seeing the boys even less. People speculated that Natalie was the one who kept up with the custody schedule and made Drake go get the boys. It is very telling that now that they aren't together, he skipped father's day with the boys.smom12 wrote:Yeah I never defending Drake. He is a POS. I just know she doesn't tell the truth that's all. We all don't really know what goes on between them.... only what makes her look like super mom.Captain Smooth wrote: I for one never stopped criticising Drake, on Chris I go back and forth, sometimes I criticise him heavily, sometimes I compliment him.
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If he doesn't want kids why doesn't he just wear a fucking condom??
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She's really obsessed with Addles having hair Yes, that is some blonde fuzz lol.
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Lol Jessica is dramatic. No Jess this is hair and it belongs to my 3 week old BOY
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