JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

[MamaJoAnna]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

At this rate, by the time she turns 1 she'll be as big as my (by then) 2 1/2 year old. and probably still have like no hair

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[DoodleBop]

While I know they go on and on about how big Addie is some babies are simply bigger. I have a friend where all her babies are like 20 lbs by four or five months old but now they're all average size kids. Were none of her other babies this big? Maybe it's Chris' side of things that's why she's a bigger baby. Maybe now that she's walking she'll slow down on her weight gain. I dread to think how difficult it will be for her if she's someone who very easily puts on and keeps weight when her siblings are all string beans if the family's diet stays the same. Even more so with how much is already compared between the two sisters.

[Ilovecats]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

My 18 month old is 24 lbs. He was like 16 lbs at 9 months. Addie is just a very chubby baby

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[Ducklings4]

Did anyone mention Kaden smashing the honeybee? Honey bees are dying out and if we don't have them then our food supply diminishes. I never encouraged my kids to kill insects especially ones we benefit from.


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[Kitina13]

My babies were giant like that as well but now are totally average sized kids and my first is skinny. My second is still 1 so he's chunky. I think addie is fine

[Jwhite_momof4]

Did anyone mention Kaden smashing the honeybee? Honey bees are dying out and if we don't have them then our food supply diminishes. I never encouraged my kids to kill insects especially ones we benefit from.


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That bothers me too. My son got in trouble the other day for killing an insect for no reason. I just don't like the idea of killing living things just because. I encourage my kids to respect all life.


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[funkycat123]

"And yes, she's breathing" what the fuck... Don't make light of your child almost dying? Especially when it was probably 100% your fault?

[jatezo4]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

My 14 month old is only like 20 lbs. adverb could eat my baby.


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[Yogabbagabbat]

My babies were giant like that as well but now are totally average sized kids and my first is skinny. My second is still 1 so he's chunky. I think addie is fine

With the way they feed her + chris' genes I'm not so sure she'll be fine

[Captain Smooth]

"Kaden is extremly, extremly, extreeemly smart."
I bet he is...

"No, Kyson, you are smart too!"
Of course he is, maybe you shouldn't talk about how smart his twin is in front of both of them... :/

I also thought that was messed up. While I'm happy that Kaden adjusts so easily to the school routine, she won't encourage Kyson to do his homework, when she keeps saying that Kaden is extremly smart. How much homework could they have done in that short time at school and Kaden's already the smartest? Kyson needs more encouragement, since he's not fond of doing school stuff, that doesn't mean he's not smart. I hated, hated, haated doing homework, it was the most boring stuff in the world for me, but I'm still on my way to a university degree, because my parents never gave me the impression of not being smart, just because I loathed doing stuff that I didn't get.

I hope she doesn't make the mistake again of equating Kysons lack of interest with Drakes irresponsible laziness.

[DoodleBop]

"And yes, she's breathing" what the fuck... Don't make light of your child almost dying? Especially when it was probably 100% your fault?

All that unsafe bed sharing left alone with a 3 year old after she almost died. I don't think they care.

[Bsveach15]

Did anyone mention Kaden smashing the honeybee? Honey bees are dying out and if we don't have them then our food supply diminishes. I never encouraged my kids to kill insects especially ones we benefit from.


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Yeah.
Maybe someone would have told them that had they been outside with him and paying attention.


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[Bsveach15]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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[Ilovecats]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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It is, but they usually thin out when they're mobile!

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[DoodleBop]

Lots of kids thin out once they're mobile.

[Bsveach15]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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It is, but they usually thin out when they're mobile!

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Maybe I'm just biased, but my son doesn't look THAT fat to me. Sure he's a little chubby but he's not like OMG look at that huge child lol. I was always really heavy as a child too though, so idk.
I think my son's weight is based more off genetics, unlike Addie's which, I think, is based off her diet. He's never had pizza or any of the other, nasty, processed junk that Jess gives to Addie.
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[Blackswan]

If you couldn't tell Kaden was her favorite before you sure as fuck can now.

[MamaJoAnna]

"OUR 9 MONTH OLD IS WALKING!!!" Recap

Chris and Jess open the vlog. Jess took the kids to school and took a nap for once, because apparently Addie doesn't nap with her. Gabe is over and apparently he and Chris are working on losing 20 pounds before Gabe and Amber's wedding. She finds fat burners and "skinny pills" on the counter and calls it cheating. She shows off some stuff from the P.O. Box and mentions to go look on Snapchat "tomorrow" (today) for it being opened.
Closet project! Chris got the right parts needed for the shoe shelf. Addie wakes up from her nap in C&J's bed and apparently slept for 3+ hours. Jess shows off the "peachiest fuzziest" hair on Addie that's clearly ~red~
Gabe plays peekaboo with Addie while on a pillow leaned up against Jess...weird. The kids get home from school and Jess and Amber try to get Addie to start walking unassisted. They get her to take steps multiple times and it's a joyous occasion.
Kaden is doing Kyson's homework for him and Jess lectures that he needs to learn how to do it himself. Jess compares K&K again (STAHP MESSICA) saying that Kaden is extremely "extremely extremely" intelligent and always wants to do the work, but Kyson doesn't want to put forth the effort even though he too is smart.
Chris finishes the shoe shelf in the closet and Jess wants to get another level in there (probably gonna need it with 7-9 people in the house). The kids are done with homework and goes on and on about how there's always homework to be done. Jess gets the mail and it's junk mail and bills - also, Sadie snuck out. Better get on getting her fixed, Mess...also, Kaden has his cars/trucks perfectly lined up on the sidewalk.
"60 Seconds in the Mind of Kaden" = filler footage of Kaden playing with his small trucks outside (plus Mario Kart sounds!) and killing a bee.
Chris is talking to Caden on the phone. He's surprised Addie is walking. Caden and Tommy are coming in two weeks. Chris briefly talks to Tommy and then Jess and Chris talk about him talking to the boys.
Addie takes a couple more steps and then (after a cut) is asleep in Chris's arms.
FAQ Friday! "Is your relationship the same off camera as it is on camera?" Apparently, yes. Chris is more of a smartass off camera (duh) and tones it down on camera. She has to censor what he says. "You're dirty, take a shower" Lord Chris...anyway, boring question with a boring answer.
Apparently Chris has Snapchat but doesn't know how to "snap a chat."
End of vlog

[unionjack]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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I can send you the link, where I found it, if you want to.
If I was you, I wouldn't worry about it, since the statistics are different for boys and he eats healthy.

[Sparklingdee]

I find it weird how close Jess and Gabe are lmao (and Gabe and Chris...) like yeah, get on for the kids sake and all that but they're a bit too friendly IMO lmao.