JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

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MommaMia3 wrote:Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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I'd say we have another video coming our way sponsored by Blue Apron Image


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Lmao yup. Aren't those boxes only for a family of 4?
I bet only the adults ate that.


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violet-kelsey black wrote:
EmilyMadison wrote:
MommaMia3 wrote:Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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I'd say we have another video coming our way sponsored by Blue Apron Image


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Lmao yup. Aren't those boxes only for a family of 4?
I bet only the adults ate that.


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I don't doubt they just ordered the kids pizza, but it's also very possible that Blue Apron sent them a double box if it's sponsored.


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[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... c3ec0b.png[/img]

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cjl123 wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... c3ec0b.png[/img]

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Jess is going to struggle to keep her house clean with all the stuff from her p.o box

Also for some reason I just have visions of 6 year old addy looking like honey boo boo guzzling a bottle of Mountain Dew


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Does Jess really not know how to prepare and make DINNER herself? Like do u really need a box to help you Jess? Is it that hard for some people to cut up some potatoes and throw them in the oven, throw in some veggies and boil them and cook up some meat?? Do you even know how to make spaghetti Jess god lol
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Also, on Janells story Lilia and Alyna are dancing in the car and Alyna was acting like an actual normal kid with her moves but Lilia just got on my nerves, anyone else see it? She's acts like some miss queen of everything and it's annoying.
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Natxo wrote:Does Jess really not know how to prepare and make DINNER herself? Like do u really need a box to help you Jess? Is it that hard for some people to cut up some potatoes and throw them in the oven, throw in some veggies and boil them and cook up some meat?? Do you even know how to make spaghetti Jess god lol
I can bake absolutely anything but I need to look at directions for any type of normal food even microwaveable meals I will find a way to mess it up I can't make a recipe 40 times and still triple check it the 41st just to triple check
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Appendicitis was literally eating a piece of cake off of grass. Ew
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LOL at the person who said Appendix will be the next Honey Boo Boo Child. But instead of Go-Go Juice, it's Go-Go Crust. A piece of 'za crust in her hands at all times, and when she's not chomping on that, Jesss will still breassstfeed her, if she really is the last baby, because she's useless without her tits.
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Your kid is taking STEPS Messica not walking.
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Who's the boy and who's the girl?! [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 852276.png[/img]


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amf2224 wrote:Who's the boy and who's the girl?! [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 852276.png[/img]


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Jessica is fucking sick. Arranged marriage??? The fuck???


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All she thinks with is her vagina. JFC Jess they're babies


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Nicknackpaddywack wrote:Your kid is taking STEPS Messica not walking.
900% this.
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What's the story behind "Messica", lol

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amf2224 wrote:Who's the boy and who's the girl?! [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 852276.png[/img]


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Poor thing, she's as bald as that rubber duck.

The caption is gross on so many levels.


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Bambi_ wrote:
Poor thing, she's as bald as that rubber duck.

The caption is gross on so many levels.
The hypersexuality is so gross. In about four years she's going to be pushing Lilia to get her first kiss, then trying to set her up with all the boys in middle school. I REALLY hope Jess doesn't overshare her kids' personal relationships. I can just imagine a video - "Daughter Goes on Birth Control!"
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Im late on the cleaning video but of course Jess only cleans when shes getting a sponsorship for it And why the hell was Alyna helping clean the playroom and Lilia wasnt. That kid doesnt even live there. Addies swimsuit is the ugliest thing ive ever seen.


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Ilovecats wrote:What's the story behind "Messica", lol

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Because Jess is such a fucking Mess


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