Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

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Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

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Title credit: moppy
Part 100: http://ytmommadrama.com/viewtopic.php?f=181&t=13134

Previously:
-Jess griped about Sadie clawing everything
-Addie is walking and just turned 10 months old
-Chris's grandparents came into town from Germany
-People apparently complained about all the activities the kids are in
-Jess and Chris and the kids stayed at Mimi's for a few days while the kitchen cabinets were painted (and have since gone back home)
-Jessica got eyelash extensions via Kally/KallanDior
-Picture Day happened for (at least) the older three kids and Lilia was only missing one tooth
-The kitchen is complete minus a light fixture

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Love the title of this one!


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Wait... that was Kally who did her eyelashes?

If I would have known that I would have never wanted my time replying at all. She was never going to say anything. She just wanted to come here to get attention for herself.

I swear these youtubers are the worst.


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"TRANSFORMATION OF OUR KITCHEN" Recap

Jess opens the vlog with news from Chris, who went to let the painters into the house to finish the cabinets (they are just about done). She is excited about the new cabinets. Chris says it all looks good, and they're 96.4% done. Jess reminisces on the last painting experience they had (the "bad ones" who painted the living room walls) and says that the kitchen painters are not the same people, that they're professional and pay attention to detail.
Jess, Chris, and Addie go into Walmart and Jess ogles over the Halloween decorations/candy in the store. Addie fell asleep on the way to Walmart and Chris has carried her around except for when she has needed to be in her car seat and has slept the entire time. She starts waking up as C&J enter Bed Bath and Beyond. They went in for one thing and came out with three full bags of stuff (mostly storage stuff).
Back at Mimi's, they clean up everything they need to take home. They're about to load up all the kids to go see the kitchen, as well as Mimi and Poppy. They didn't really realize how much stuff they took over there. They take the kids to see the kitchen and get a pretty decent (happy) reception. She shows before and after pictures of the kitchen and it really does look a lot better. There's just a few small things and a light fixture she wants to fix.
Jess puts a few things back on a counter and then cuts and looks completely different - she's off to Amber's bridal shower, plus she realizes putting things back in the cabinets isn't really a good idea yet since the paint is dry, but the longer they wait, the better off things will be (not sticking).
Chris vlogs - Addie just woke up from a nap at 6:30pm after napping for 2-2 1/2 hours. Gabe is over and they got Mountain Mike's pizza (now I want pizza, damn it!) for everyone for dinner. Chris gives Addie a bath in the sink and then Jess comes home. She ogles over her new kitchen (homeowner problems?).
End of vlog
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While the kitchen does look 100x better I hate the color brown she chose. Shit brown. She should have went a bit darker, more like an espresso.


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Glad you like the title.

Now come on and sing along...

"These boobs are made for flashin'
And that's just what Jess will do
In one of these vlogs these boobs are gonna flash only for you.

Are you ready boobs?"

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dailyblahblahblah wrote:While the kitchen does look 100x better I hate the color brown she chose. Shit brown. She should have went a bit darker, more like an espresso.


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Same with the stairs! She choses ugly browns.
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I think a dark steel gray would have looked so much better. Her counters and backsplash have gray in them. Why would she choose brown?
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Caca brown lol
Dookie brown lol
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Why do they always give Addendum a bath in the kitchen sink...
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dazzled wrote:Why do they always give Addendum a bath in the kitchen sink...
You know they aren't washing that sink before or after her baths either..barfffff


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How the heck did Adobe Photoshop get into a running shower and start eating shower gel/shampoo whatever it was before Jess found her?????
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Sparklingdee wrote:How the heck did Adobe Photoshop get into a running shower and start eating shower gel/shampoo whatever it was before Jess found her?????
or open the shower door and get in

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Yogabbagabbat wrote:
dazzled wrote:Why do they always give Addendum a bath in the kitchen sink...
You know they aren't washing that sink before or after her baths either..barfffff


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Ew, I never thought about that before but you're so right. She's definitely bathing in a sea of dried up pizza sauce and gooey Velveeta cheese from the kid's nutritious dinners.
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webby wrote:
Sparklingdee wrote:How the heck did Adobe Photoshop get into a running shower and start eating shower gel/shampoo whatever it was before Jess found her?????
or open the shower door and get in

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Who are you kidding? It's not like they close doors in that house. It was probably wide open and waiting for her.


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I wonder if they've ever been walked in on while chris was embellishing in his fetish with her dirty ass and feet.

Someone who goes to bed with dirty feet definitely goes to bed with a dirty ass.

That's what my abuela used to say anyway.


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I just die with with those nicknames for that girl, too funny!

Also, why wouldn't she wash the sink after diving her a bath!!! Yuck!


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moppy wrote:Glad you like the title.

Now come on and sing along...

"These boobs are made for flashin'
And that's just what Jess will do
In one of these vlogs these boobs are gonna flash only for you.

Are you ready boobs?"

Wohoo
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I don't care that ONE room in her house is semi-nice. (Cabinets are called Addelyn's accident diaper poo brown, don't fight me on it.) The rest of her house is fucking trash garbage and until she learns how to use a mop I won't praise her for shit.

One of the comments on the kitchen before and after video literally said, "NOW YOU CAN NEVER MOVE OUT!! IT'S SO NICE!!"

Please.
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