JesssFam: Nip, Tuck & Blowin' Bucks (Part 117)

[effy25]

Jess is the only mom I know that doesn't count their baby as months until they're two.

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[Haulnarse]

Jess is the only mom I know that doesn't count their baby as months until they're two.

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Cos potty training a 1yr old sounds so much better than potty training a 22mth old lol

[CurlyQ121]

Did she change the vlog title or is this a new one?

She changed it


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[Sparklingdee]

I remember watching Lilia's bday video (last years I think) and Jess had put in a solitary clip of Chris picking Lilia up and spinning her round and he looked SO much younger and slimmer but its was literally only about 2 years ago, its crazy.

I mean, the poor guy has lost his Dad so I'm not judging him on this but there's no denying he's let himself go somewhat. Probably quitting work didnt help.

[freebeegal]

Didn’t Jess make a vlog a couple months ago about why she didn’t let her kids play fortnite. Clearly just looking for asspats as they obviously play it. And if they aren’t actually playing it, watching Chris play it is just as bad


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[Brook1888]

Didn’t Jess make a vlog a couple months ago about why she didn’t let her kids play fortnite. Clearly just looking for asspats as they obviously play it. And if they aren’t actually playing it, watching Chris play it is just as bad


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Nah that was just a clickbait title. In the video she said she did let them play it if they 'earned' time by doing chores

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[Haulnarse]

Didn’t Jess make a vlog a couple months ago about why she didn’t let her kids play fortnite. Clearly just looking for asspats as they obviously play it. And if they aren’t actually playing it, watching Chris play it is just as bad


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Nah that was just a clickbait title. In the video she said she did let them play it if they 'earned' time by doing chores

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And by “chores” she probably meant:
Get up
Eat breakfast
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Go potty
Eat lunch
Go to school
Put pjs on
Go to bed before 11
Etc

[Pineapples]

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[effy25]

Can't forget making your six year olds do laundry and four year old move garbage bins. Lilia probably doesn't do any.

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[deannaroseo]

Does Jess go out of her way to pick the most unflattering clothes possible or...?

[prettyll]

Does Jess go out of her way to pick the most unflattering clothes possible or...?

Her body has changed, but her wardrobe hasn’t. She’s going to live through Lilla hard. She’s always so proud how tiny she is.


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[DoodleBop2]

Addie is SO OLD when it comes to breastfeeding and SO YOUNG when it comes to potty training.

Jess would look better if she bought clothes in her new size and threw out all her dingy bras and got new ones probably black would be her best bet.

[sondraK]

Hopefully she’s not having sex at 14 like her mother.


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I agree.I hope she's not dating at 14

[Junebug8+]

Time for a new thread

[nineteenninety3]

I think it would be interesting to see mess do a mama makeover series, similar to the likes of things Safiya Nygaard did. So going to see a stylist to find out what suits her, getting a new hairstyle, that kind of thing. I know it's way out of her scope of what she normally does but honestly it's not like she doesn't have the time. And if she's getting this surgery, why not go the whole hog?

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[Iammrsnesbitt]

Oh my lord I don’t need to listen to you go on and on about this damn cat for ten minutes!!!!

[Captain Smooth]

Maybe Chris is a comfort eater. It doesn't help, that Jess is doing nothing for the health of her family, nutritionwise, but maybe Chris would eat crap either way, cause he thinks it helps him.

[babymakemecrazy]

I cannot STAND how she edits her instagram pictures with the oversaturation.

[sendieloo1967]

I swear she's just trolling at this point with these shitty lunches. She either truly thinks this is a healthy lunch and is a complete moron, it she's just to damn lazy to care.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201808 ... 15e383.jpg[/img]

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i think it looks great! Three fruits, a peanut butter health food bar, goldfish crackers and 3-4 gummy snacks. Probably more nutritious than the usual bologna sandwich, chips and a hoho snack cake!


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[Sparklingdee]

The thing that confuses me with Jess' lunchbox meals are... WHERE'S THE MAIN FOOD??? One strawberry cut up, one satsuma/orange, a handful of blueberries, like what??! Im from the UK and have never seen a kids lunchbox look like that lmao. I make my nephew his lunch sometimes and he always has either a sandwich or a wrap, crisps or crackers, a yoghurt, small piece of fruit and then either a flapjack or mini chocolate bar. Yes he's older than Jess' kids but he would be starving by 3pm if presented with what she hands out!!!