DailyContractions: Part 38

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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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Homegirl needs to deep condition her hair.
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I don't know if anyone else here is familiar with Tangled but this song comes in my head anytime Mithy starts acting like she knows more than a professional (every time she opens her mouth)


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Those nursery colors behind her are so bland....poor baby won't be stimulated

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aral12 wrote:
CanYouJustNot wrote:The face she makes when she said getting checked is "thoo painful". Sorry Misthy, giving birth is much, much worse. ;)

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She probably secretly loved it ;) most action she's had since mimi and the belly cast haha


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I don't about you guys but I found her lisp especially distracting this bumpdate!


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Here is what Missy should do to her hair:

1. Cut most of it off. I think she could rock a shoulder-length angular cut.
2. Stop dying it.
3. Deep condition.
4. Leave it alone.
5. Tada!
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She didn't mention anything about the baby except for that he's the size of a watermelon, and that was probably only because that is the standard intro to her bumpdates! Nothing about Finn at all! Didn't even say his name! That is truly telling of how disconnected she is from that poor child. She is exited for labor. She is inducing "naturally". She is researching so much stuff, guize, because she loves information! Yet she says that if you want more information on what she's talking about, you can Google it. Sure, she's researching so much that she can't even mention where she's done the research.

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tomato_hat wrote:I don't about you guys but I found her lisp especially distracting this bumpdate!


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me too. and the way she stumbled over a word. was it pressure?
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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She's complaining about an unnecessary check that she demanded. Okay. Enjoy natural labor Melissa.
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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Bitch why can't you just say Braxton hicks!!!?!?
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Amelia322 wrote:Bitch why can't you just say Braxton hicks!!!?!?
Because it is very difficult to say Bracth-thun Hiths!

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missy thinks she's been in active labor since week 36. Stfu bitch.
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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loopdeloop wrote:Here is what Missy should do to her hair:

1. Cut most of it off. I think she could rock a shoulder-length angular cut.
2. Stop dying it.
3. Deep condition.
4. Leave it alone.
5. Tada!
She would look good with a shoulder-length cut but she truly needs a deep condition and to stop doing crap to it.
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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Rolling my eyes so hard at this Psychic crap.
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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She doesn't like putting the evening primrose on her cervix because she doesn't like how it feels.. How exactly did she get pregnant?
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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She stand anything being inserted?!? Yet she wants to push this 10lb baby out of her 10cm vagina?!?!?! Omgggg!!!! And she's been trying to induce for a while now?!?!? Wtf her midwife gave her the okay this week but she says she's already been doing it for a while now !?! And then says it's just to prepare her body..um so which is it? Inducing naturally or preparing?!?
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She puts her tongue in between her teeth when she pronounces the S sound. It can be corrected with speech therapy. It seems like it's gotten worse over the past year. Also, honey if you were in active labor you wouldn't be sitting there talking about how fun labor is going to be. Your little 10 year old minions might believe that, but grown ass women who have given birth do NOT.
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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Amelia322 wrote:She stand anything being inserted?!? Yet she wants to push this 10lb baby out of her 10cm vagina?!?!?! Omgggg!!!! And she's been trying to induce for a while now?!?!? Wtf her midwife gave her the okay this week but she says she's already been doing it for a while now !?! And then says it's just to prepare her body..um so which is it? Inducing naturally or preparing?!?
I don't plan on watching because I'm just so over Missy, but didn't she say around 34 weeks or something that she was starting natural induction methods and it was totally ok with her MW (or maybe doula)? Am I the only one that remembers that?

I don't have the time to go back and check the thread from that time, but she either said that in her Bumpdate, or when questioned about it in the comments.
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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Can her massage therapist tell her to put moisturizer on? Maybe she'll listen.
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Active labor since 36 weeks??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! yeah bc you know, active labor doesnt change your cervix at allllllllll. YOU ARE NOT DILATED YOU ARE NOT IN ACTIVE LABOR!!!! God shes such a dumb bitch...
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Re: DailyContractions: Part 38

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I thought for sure she was going to say Gabriel and not her grandfather. Is it just me but are Bryan's and Ollie's cheeks both getting rounder? I love big cheeks on babies and little ones. Notice, I didn't say on adult men. ;)
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