ZapRowsdower wrote:Since we pretty much know E&J read here, I thought we might come up with some good, clickbait titles for them to help boost their views in the wake of their new upload schedule. XD lol
I'll go first:
Title: "Never Expected This to Happen"
Thumbnail: E&J sitting on foot of bed; E looking forlorn, handing J her wedding and engagement rings; J looking down at ring, "tears" in eyes.
The Clickbait: Divorce!
The Reality: E's ring gets "stained" from a Lush bath.
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Title: "CAUGHT YOU DOING WHAT?!"
Thumbnail: E Photoshopped into foreground reaming someone out (bc we need to see her face you know); E&J "arguing" with J in E's bathrobe
The Clickbait: Crossdressing?
The Reality: J puts on E's robe to "see why you wear it all the time! Omg it's so soft, which is good because you're PREGNANT and need nothing but softness on that STRETCHED belly of yours!"
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Title: "This Day Came Too Soon."
Thumbnail: J in the rock quarry - sorry - backyard - snuggling Penny, looking sad/serious; Ellie and boys Photoshopped into foreground; E looks like she's explaining something to the boys.
The Clickbait: Something has happened to Penny!
The Reality: They ran out of Penny's dog treats and need to go to PetSmart to get some more.
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Lol What else?!
Oh man that was hilarious and so accurate!
Title: "Shocking News From Doctor!"
Thumbnail: Focused on Calvin with a slightly edited redness at the site of his neck where his torticolis is. Ellie photoshopped into picture, making sure to show her PREGNANT belly, but that has nothing to do with this. Her expression is a mixture of concern and upset.
The Clickbait: Something bad has come up about Calvin's neck issues and they're finally going to speak about them!
The Reality: They completely bypass the neck, don't even mention it, and the discussion is about how Calvin is constipated (from forcing him to potty train too early resulting in him "holding" it-but they won't admit that) and the doctor has ordered in a Rx to help ease his bowels. They will go over the details of dosage and other relief measures they plan to take for him. ....Ahhh yes, and I've just sat down to eat my lunch.
Next 3-6 vlogs update us for at least 5 minutes each on Calvin's constipation situation.
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