TheStyleDiet/LeFloofTV - Part 24

[ms.peony]

oh and to the weird way of speaking to Uhhmillia. They don't seem to know that soon she should begin to babbel (am I inventing this word right now?) a lot more and this will set the path for her later speaking, talk about muscle strengthening (yes Anna, your tongue is a muscle!). That's ie. why some people won't ever learn to roll the "r" like Hispanic people do. All they do is prepare her for a logopedic therapy when she will be in pre-school or elementary. Idiots.

I haven't seen the vlog (yet), but he calls her "an actor"? WTF? Putting her in place, ordering what to do and pay her afterwards? I can actually imagine that for when she's a teen.. smh..
another thing. they always put "BABYdoes xyz" "BABYS FIRST xyz" in the titles. I think I have seen Emilia's name ONCE in the titles.. another strategy for views...

Their language and grammar skills are subpar; it’s not even remotely shocking they can’t even pronounce their daughters name correctly. You’d expect more from Anna, with her father being the man he was, but I guess JoffeeJokes™ rubbed off on her for far too long.

He’s always referred to E as a character in their show; even before she was born. Nothing new here, really. He thinks he’s being witty; he fails miserably, though.

Edit: My, can you imagine if E was a teen, right now? The titles he would use? Teen this, Teen That. Holy shit.

[Nesoi]

JoffeeJokes™-wtf?? (so self-impotent) seriously, anyone quoting my name or addressing me regarding any matter, please use the following title:
Nesoi™, Your Highness, Princess of Gurushire.

[antiguru]

her facial expressions... I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see her actually doing them

I didn't even notice her facial expressions. I was too distracted by the fact that she seems to have finally brushed her hair!

[ms.peony]

JoffeeJokes™-wtf?? (so self-impotent) seriously, anyone quoting my name or addressing me regarding any matter, please use the following title:
Nesoi™, Your Highness, Princess of Gurushire.

Lmao, Gin mentioned it last week, I think? I didn’t even notice until she had mentioned it. He’s so effing stupid. I can’t even … This is a 32 year old MAN???

[Dandelion]

JoffeeJokes™-wtf?? (so self-impotent) seriously, anyone quoting my name or addressing me regarding any matter, please use the following title:
Nesoi™, Your Highness, Princess of Gurushire.

Lmao, Gin mentioned it last week, I think? I didn’t even notice until she had mentioned it. He’s so effing stupid. I can’t even … This is a 32 year old MAN???

Gnome.

[proudmama]

her facial expressions... I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see her actually doing them

I didn't even notice her facial expressions. I was too distracted by the fact that she seems to have finally brushed her hair!

Bahahaha I didn't even notice that. Guess she finally peeled her butt off the sofa to brush the rat's nest she calls her hair.

[RubyWoo]

her facial expressions... I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see her actually doing them

I didn't even notice her facial expressions. I was too distracted by the fact that she seems to have finally brushed her hair!

Bahahaha I didn't even notice that. Guess she finally peeled her butt off the sofa to brush the rat's nest she calls her hair.

I thinks he washes it every monday for her mommy monday videos

[Dandelion]

JoffeeGnomes™

[sand and water]

I'm sure J feels great about that.

I'm not sure if that's not even something J recommended her to do... you know, stir up shit etc.

Isn't that Davey guy gay? He did gross pole dancing in gold coloured undies, lol. Maybe it's actually Joflubba who thinks he's a hottie?

LMAO You said exactly what I was thinking. Maybe Anna should be worried?

[sand and water]

I didn't even notice her facial expressions. I was too distracted by the fact that she seems to have finally brushed her hair!

Bahahaha I didn't even notice that. Guess she finally peeled her butt off the sofa to brush the rat's nest she calls her hair.

I thinks he washes it every monday for her mommy monday videos

Bahaha!!! Her weekly wash?

[sand and water]

Here is my little DISCLAIMER to the minions who come here.

When I stated we comment on what we see, I mean we don't make things up out of thin air as if it were the truth. That is why you will see these words: probably, could, maybe, possibly, may, etc. Yes there is speculation. Where is that against the law to speculate on things we SEE? This is exactly the reason why J sets up his videos the way he does. SO. If you don't like the way we speak in the TRASH A GURU section, then make your own thread full of butterflies, rainbows and bullshit. Once again, this is a trash a guru section. What are you expecting to read here? In all honesty, are you that naive to come here and be surprised? We aren't committing slander so what is your issue? I am sure your white knighting can be more useful somewhere else. You tell us to stop commenting on the videos and when we do, you come here and try to get a rise out of us. So what is it? Get off your high horse and stop kissing the asses of people who couldn't give two shits about you. Didn't the giveaway tell you anything? Yeah he really cares deeply about you guys when he is spending money on apple products, a porsche (old one at that), cameras, a ridiculously expensive high chair that they didn't even purchase a tray for, a ridiculously expensive stokke carrier that they don't use, tons of boob tops that range from 60-100 bucks each, etc. And you ass kissers are the reason he can buy those things. How does he repay you? with a giveaway consisting of socks, hot sauce, coffee, 5 dollar soap. It's time to wake up and smell the reality here. That's all.

Ps. I know your only argument is "we are soooooooooo jealous" blah blah. But trust me when I tell you this. There is no way I would be jealous of a woman who can't do anything for herself, and won't learn to do anything for herself. Her goal in life was to have a pink camera and all the cupcake decorations money can buy. I have two beautiful, healthy, intelligent children. A loving husband WHO I RESPECT AND RESPECTS ME BACK, A beautiful home that we OWN, Two cars that we OWN, and I take pride in cooking, cleaning, running errands and taking my kids to fun activities MYSELF. Because my husband didn't take off work to do a "musical journey" (make a song about tea). He takes pride in working his ass off as a successful college professor, WHILE finishing his PhD. So no...jealousy is far from reach here. Just pointing out the obvious doesn't make a person jealous. Fawning over them day in and day out does.

**Sorry if there are typos. I typed this up really fast because I'm getting ready to take the kids outside to play**

[RubyWoo]

I thinks he washes it every monday for her mommy monday videos

Bahaha!!! Her weekly wash?

well she said she only likes to wash it once a week

[xokisstherain]

I thinks he washes it every monday for her mommy monday videos

Bahaha!!! Her weekly wash?

well she said she only likes to wash it once a week

that's just gross. who washes there hair once a week? I wash mine 3 times, sometimes more. No wonder her hair always looks so dirty & just blah in general. She should wash it at least 3 times, & then stop using all of her products on it& instead use a good deep conditioner. Oh , and also brush it once in a while. I'm sure she would see a BIG difference.

[RubyWoo]

Bahaha!!! Her weekly wash?

well she said she only likes to wash it once a week

that's just gross. who washes there hair once a week? I wash mine 3 times, sometimes more. No wonder her hair always looks so dirty & just blah in general. She should wash it at least 3 times, & then stop using all of her products on it& instead use a good deep conditioner. Oh , and also brush it once in a while. I'm sure she would see a BIG difference.

She doesnt need to wash it more if its dried to a frazzle from all of her bleaching, but she definitely needs to stop the stupid scrunching and brush it more. I wash my hair twice a week sometimes only once and mine never looks as disgusting as hers because I use no product in it.

[Gin0915]

well she said she only likes to wash it once a week

that's just gross. who washes there hair once a week? I wash mine 3 times, sometimes more. No wonder her hair always looks so dirty & just blah in general. She should wash it at least 3 times, & then stop using all of her products on it& instead use a good deep conditioner. Oh , and also brush it once in a while. I'm sure she would see a BIG difference.

Hahaha, she uses that awful dry shampoo. But she doesn't do it correctly, she leaves the powder in, it mattifies her hair and makes it look old and gray. And I think she uses it as a styling product rather than as its intended purpose, lol. I don't have an issue with people washing their hair once a week as long as it doesn't smell and still looks good. Though most people need more, what with oily scalp, and living in polluted environments.
Lol, so many thought her hair was a mess before she cut it, but now it looks even more colourless, shabby and unstyled. Just like old string beans hanging from her head.

[Gin0915]

JoffeeGnomes™

That is hysterical.

[proudmama]

JoffeeGnomes™

That is hysterical.

His face in that pic reminds me of a toad lol

[daisy85]

Anyone know what happened with the trip that Anna, Jonathan and Emilia were supposedly taking to London about a month ago? I assume it never happened as we never saw footage of them there at all, but he went on and on about it. Was it just another one of the things Jonathan says but never follows through on? He had said that they were thinking about going to Paris too but thats never been spoken of again, likewise the Saccone-Joly app he was making that's meant to be like soooo super awesome like

[daisy85]

Also, it really bothers me the way Jonathan overstimulates Emilia because he is a selfish, insecure and lonely. The way he interacts with her is so uncomfortable to watch because he will do anything for her attention. He needs friends he can socialise with (Anna too) so they can give Emilia quality time not just try to make her laugh because they are bored of the video game or whatever, and treat her like some kind of toy.

[Suntropics]

Also, it really bothers me the way Jonathan overstimulates Emilia because he is a selfish, insecure and lonely. The way he interacts with her is so uncomfortable to watch because he will do anything for her attention. He needs friends he can socialise with (Anna too) so they can give Emilia quality time not just try to make her laugh because they are bored of the video game or whatever, and treat her like some kind of toy.

Speaking of this, I thought it was very telling the other day when they were discussing what they called their parents and what Emilia would call them. Anna says "just call me bestie, forget mom just bestie". She needs to get some friends and not rely on her 6 month old baby to fill that role. That showed me too that there really is no motherly bond there for Anna, she looks at Emilia as a little friend. Sad to say but she has no idea how to be a mom.