Gardner Quad Squad - The Freeloaders (Part 10)

[Krouton]

Now I'm picturing WW in a hot tub. No, just no.

[Sisteroo]

Well well didn’t someone just ask a few days ago why we haven’t seen Tyler cooking lately?? Well your in for a real treat today, yep! Tyler is making homemade banana bread with the FF, the whole entire vlog and then they slather it all up with tons of butter, stand in their high chairs and eat only the soft inside part! Save yourself the bother of clicking on it because it not worth it !

[Abbiedownunder]

Well well didn’t someone just ask a few days ago why we haven’t seen Tyler cooking lately?? Well your in for a real treat today, yep! Tyler is making homemade banana bread with the FF, the whole entire vlog and then they slather it all up with tons of butter, stand in their high chairs and eat only the soft inside part! Save yourself the bother of clicking on it because it not worth it !

Also hasn't it been said that they never interact with the girls. Now they can deny that because of one cooking session. Poor Indie, how can they not see how disturbed that poor little girl is about everything. And biting her nails so badly at that age has to raise alarm bells with them surely. For me, the funniest part was Tyler saying, "don't touch that" and they all do. "don't eat that" and Evie shoves half the thing in her mouth. And they just laugh at them. Good job mum and dad!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sisteroo]

So very interesting breaking news on GMA this morning! The pyramid scheme LulaRoe has a class action lawsuit filed against them , it appears that the only ones making money are the ones at the top of the pyramid, and the down lines are coerced into spending $$$ for stock. Hmmmmm sounds familiar!

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Well well didn’t someone just ask a few days ago why we haven’t seen Tyler cooking lately?? Well your in for a real treat today, yep! Tyler is making homemade banana bread with the FF, the whole entire vlog and then they slather it all up with tons of butter, stand in their high chairs and eat only the soft inside part! Save yourself the bother of clicking on it because it not worth it !

Ha! I said the same thing! Those fools pretend like they don't read here. And they probably sit in bed at night wondering how we know they do! Because, you idiots. Because you can't even wait 24 hours, let alone a week to film what we complain you don't film! Notice they also had them standing on chairs at the counter like someone else here mentioned just a day or two ago.

1) For someone ho is a self proclaimed ocd clean freak with a thing about washing hands, how is it that when your kids are actually trying to rub their hands together, you just grab them by the wrist and forcefully shove them under the water without so much as 1 second to do so. So glad I'm not the one eating that banana bread, full of germs from your kids sticking their hands down their diapers.

2) you insist on telling everyone over and over that YouTube is your job. Yet you act like you're so inconvenienced to even cook bread with your kids. How bout you slow the fuck down, talk like a normal speed, and actually let your kids do something. Their sitting at the counter watching you race through shoving all the ingredients in your fancy kitchen aide neither teaches them anything, nor is letting them help. But nice try.

3). I love how you two pieces of crap would rather sit in your house eating banana bread than watch your damn children. If
To nearly dark out and you left your non verbal practically three year olds unsupervised on a community playground?!?! WTF?!?! I don't give a shot if you can see it from your house. That park is accessible from all sides. On my way! one could easily walk up from another angle and snatch one of them and run off before you even knew what hit you. And since they're non verbal, no ones going to be able to tell you what happened to the missing one. And don't ever try to tell me that you had an eye on them the entire time. One, you can see Ashley dancing in the door window like an idiot well before that happens, trying to photo bomb you. And then when you're both at the door, T is watching her the entire time with the camera. Ashley might look over sporadically, but there is more than enough time to take any one of the girls without you even knowing. You disgusting, piece of shit, dirt bag parents are neglecting your children!!!

4) why do you say Indie and Esme are upstairs taking a bath? We can clearly see them playing in the living room behind you? What are you trying to cover up?

Ugh. I. Hate. This. Family.

[Sisteroo]

Here’s the scoop!

[DoodleBop]

If they were actually helping they'd be standing so they could do something and they'd be taught how to measure etc. Sitting on the counter is keeping them contained they're not helping.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Forgive all my typos. It won't let me edit it and I'm too heated to try and repost it. This page keeps crashing on me and it's combining words in the process, which then leads to some weird autocorrects as well. Let me know if you need clarification.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Here’s the scoop!

Personally, I've had several friends become Lularoe consultants who swore LLR was going to make them super rich. Three of them went out of business in under six months. Sold the rest of their inventory for pennies to the dollar for what they paid for start up and supplemental inventory.

[DoodleBop]

So many women I know have gotten into MLMs only to end up losing money and act all shocked. I think the trickiest part for some women is how many of them weave religion into the getting women hooked. Dumb and Dumber do that too talk about their many blessings while ripping people off with their Chinese blankets or crappy make up.

[Sisteroo]

Here’s the scoop!

Personally, I've had several friends become Lularoe consultants who swore LLR was going to make them super rich. Three of them went out of business in under six months. Sold the rest of their inventory for pennies to the dollar for what they paid for start up and supplemental inventory.

Exactly! I’ve been reading the comments on the GMA FB post, sengence, rodan & fields have all been mentioned as pyramid schemes!
Imagine building a $600,000+ house based on a pyramid scheme, that is T& A’s main big income and the only reason they can afford that house. How are they getting a legitimate loan??

[Sodalicious]

So much butter on that bread ugh

Butter butter butter. Their lives revolve around butter,cheese and sugar.


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[qsauntiem]

So much butter on that bread ugh

Butter butter butter. Their lives revolve around butter,cheese and sugar.


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I mean, I love butter (especially on warm banana bread) but that was just so gluttonous.

Damn it, I think I'm gonna make banana bread this week.

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[amyisnewhere]

Neither of them seem happy to have the girls with them. Shock that they didn't offload them.

Assface: No picking up, we just had a talk about that.
2 minutes later she's holding one of the girls.

PARENT YOUR CHILDREN. Stop giving them mixed messages all the time.

As soon as I saw the girls were with them, I figured it was because yesterday several of the comments I read were saying things like "we are tired of seeing house tours every day or two, you never show the girls anymore".... I think they may be realizing that the videos without the girls don't get even half the views the videos with the girls get. They probably figured this would save them today. The problem is, yes... The girls were there. But they didn't actually show them for more than 3-4 minutes of a 30 minute vlog. I fast forwarded through almost all of it because I absolutely HATE the sound of Tya$$ voice when he gives house tours. It's normally annoying, but it changes when he gives tours and he sounds even more rude and self righteous than usual. I actually wish he would shut the fuck up and let Ashley talk during these. I don't understand why he literally has to cut her off every time she starts talking at this house when giving a walk through. It's like he needs to prove something. But all he does is prove he's a giant a$$hole. I normally hate Ashley's voice too, but for whatever reason, I feel like when she does the walk throughs on her own, her voice is calmer and less annoying. Ugh. I actually HATE them so much after today. I admit it. I am, in fact, a hater today.[/quote

Oh my gosh I am so with you on this. I really can't stand that fat idiot talking about his fugly house anymore! He is such a loser. He has absolutely nothing going for himself and acts like a girl. He really creeps me out. Their house is such a mish mash of everything. I agree that with everyone that it's brand new but outdated already. Why the heck would they put those lights over the kitchen island when they are just too large? And outside where the lighting would make the house look great they chose those teeny tiny lights. Everything is out of scale. I too wish that Ashley would have done the tour. He makes me sick. Pathetic emasculated idiot!

Yes Ugh agreed

[amyisnewhere]

That pantry seems so impractical. There is no sink , so if she opens cans and uses her mixer or makes a mess in the microwave, is she just going to go back and forth to the kitchen sink.???!!! I would want to use all of those appliances in the kitchen so I would be where my kids or guests are. Her kitchen ideas are already so outdated, so why would she think of appliance garages. That way everything would be where she needed it but could be hidden away when not. The window and counter take up so much space in that pantry she could use solely for storage. Also the window in a pantry is a terrible idea.

Has she also given any thought of how much she is going to spend on window treatments or will they live in a total fish bowl. If they don’t cover those windows, her rooms will be hotter or colder depending on the season. She had 10 billion family photos and likes to decorate so much, but has taken up so much space on her walls with windows.

They don't Care about money if she makes 40k a month alone just on make up. then they have you tube and tlc and their advertisements. etc. If it costs more to heat it--no worries. More curtains-- no worries. They think this lifestyle will last. Money is not an issue.

[amyisnewhere]

A comment on YT. Are they serious or is it a joke making fun of him because he is so fucking fat? (Yes, that is their spelling not mine)

K, please share your workout regimen, you are looking really slim, cmon pleaseeee!

If that isn’t one of us it should be. That is a brilliant way to get our snark on while disguised as a KAD.

You think one of your sweet sisters in snark would post that nastygrams? I'm flattered beyond belief.

Awesome!

[amyisnewhere]

I watched today's house tour vlog. A couple of my notes:

Did anyone else think the left outdoor garage light seemed to be off center? It looked to be right next to the front porch pillar.

Will the "formal" living room ever really be used? Wasted space.

I think the ceilings in the "formal" living room and master bedroom are ugly. Too busy. Just my opinion.

I also dislike the pillars in the "formal" living room and regular living room. Dated. Again, just my opinion.

Where is the crown molding in the rooms? If you're going grand, then go grand!

The appliance bar is a scream to me. If you really cook, do you want to take the ingredients into the pantry to mix and then out to cook and then bring the appliances out to clean and then take back in to put away and then take something in to warm up and then take it back to put it away? Notice the huge run-on sentence? I'm exhausted just typing it. Impractical at best. Spend the money on a pot filler above your stove!

Dirty dishes and food in the same sink? Ugh! Use your damn dishwasher. This bitch is gonna be running all over to fix her soup meals! I'm exhausted just thinking about the kitchen/pantry/appliance bar.

A wet bar in the theater basement? Fix me a damn drink!



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Interestingly, Mormons don't drink alcohol, so why do they even NEED a wet bar anyway?

Side note: I also don't drink alcohol. Not for any religious reason, just because I don't like the taste of it really. And I also don't know anyone who actually has a wet bar. So I do realize that perhaps they aren't used primarily for alcohol, as the name would suggest to me, making this comment sound just plain old stupid, lol

We have wet bars for all the other drinks. Soda juice water etc. Snacks etc

[girlielove]

The way Tubby talks about food is so gross. While they were eating the banana bread, he said they were "working it down." He kept asking "Do you love it?!" We know you love food, Tubs. Just don't groom your girls to eat like you do, it's so unhealthy. While they were outside alone playing at the park (!), he told Assley he was going to lure them in with a "nice warm tasty treat ... it's so warm and soft." Gave me the creeps listening to him salivating over food like that.

Assley licks the beater and keeps the camera on her face. She's one of those people who think that everything they do is cute. People usually outgrow that kind of thinking by the time they're a teenager, but we all know she's stunted at age 13. She wants to be the center of attention even now, at 30, with four kids. I see a lot of competition between her and her daughters even now, and they are still toddlers.

Tubs tells the girls "we need eggs," and Assley turns to the girls and says "say eggies!" WTF. So rather than teach them to pronounce words correctly, she is trying to stunt their growth at age nearly-3. Probably knows their cuteness factor is dwindling as they get older and she wants them to remain as young as possible.

There were as many "good jobs!" as there were minutes in the vlog. The whole thing was so frantic that I thought I had my computer settings at double speed. Slow down and enjoy your kids, Tubs! He probably knows that if they didn't have a treat to lure them in, they were going to lose interest fast and his curated vlogging moment would be gone. I don't get why the KAD thinks he's losing weight -- he looked bigger than ever to me. And to see Esme undress behind Tubs while he watched the bigger twins eat a second piece of bread, well, that wasn't normal tummy on her. She's putting on weight when now is the time toddlers morph to preschoolers and lose that tummy. I know Tubs is a comfort eater, but to see kids being raised right in the middle of that is shocking to me.

My kids love treats and I feed them some. Not every day, and I certainly don't orgasm when talking about food to them. Gotta teach them there's more to life than more, more, more yumminess!

[Sodalicious]

So much butter on that bread ugh

Butter butter butter. Their lives revolve around butter,cheese and sugar.


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I mean, I love butter (especially on warm banana bread) but that was just so gluttonous.

Damn it, I think I'm gonna make banana bread this week.

Haha I love butter and cheese as well. But these two pigs make me feel better about myself lol

My neighbour just offered me some banana bread now lol


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[DoodleBop]

Rushing through vlogging the scene I mean spending time with his kids so he can go back to ignoring them or throwing stuff at them from the couch.