Jesssfam: Doing Splits, Flashing Tits, Hopping Dicks (Pt104)

[Shawn2011]

This might be an unpopular opinion but stabby is more bearable these days as he is getting more comfortable with the camera and less cheesy with Jess. You can tell he is getting annoyed by her constant fakeness.

He seems more and more like an arsehole to me. He is always making mean jokes and trying to scare or upset the kids.

[Febe]

Loved the hanging fly trap/strip from their light in the living room/dining area. Gross.

[lizpuff2006]

The honeymoon phase for them is def over. I am wondering how long they can continue the relationship the way it is....I go back and forth on how long until they break up if they ever will

[DoodleBop]

It would probably help if he went back to work. Most couples aren't literally together every second of the day except the school run.

[WheresMyCoffee]

Jess acts so weird around Gabe! it's almost as if she still misses him. He must've dicked her down really good.

Was this comment even necessary? gross

[KLothbrock]

Loved the hanging fly trap/strip from their light in the living room/dining area. Gross.

I have one in my dinning room, they work really good, you hang them away from food and the table obvious and you have to keep them changed. Better then nasty disease-carrying flies.

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[webby]

Loved the hanging fly trap/strip from their light in the living room/dining area. Gross.

oh, it's still there?

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[Chromiumpizza]

Ugh that outfit she has giant baby in for a trampoline park....why?

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[luci417]

Ugh, poor Kyson. He was definitely exhausted at the end of the vlog. But in my opinion those feelings of not being good enough compared to Kaden are coming from a very real place. We've all seen her lay the compliments and praise on Kaden while hardly acknowledging Kyson, and it seems to me that he is not only very aware of it but also possibly starting to resent his brother for it.

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I hope they stick together because I don't think Kaden has it great either, it seems like Jess only praises him when she needs to make a point. It's better than nothing like Kyson but its not like everything he does is just soooooo amazing like Lilia and Addy. I think maybe Kaden's speech problems are becoming more obvious because they seem to REALLY play up how super smart he apparently is and I've seen 0 evidence of that (though I guess if he was intelligent I wouldn't know since I can't understand a word he says). It's a total Jess move to tell everyone he's actually ahead of his age to try and prove there's nothing wrong with him and get everyone off her back.

[luci417]

This might be an unpopular opinion but stabby is more bearable these days as he is getting more comfortable with the camera and less cheesy with Jess. You can tell he is getting annoyed by her constant fakeness.

Her being in love with him is a part of that fake ass youtube personality so let's hope he doesn't get too tired of it lol.

[DoodleBop]

The kids seem to all compete for what will be worthy of the vlog and thus mom's attention. Jess could do better if she wanted to. She used to and now it's like whatever they're not dead and that itself seems to be luck more than anything else.

[Sparklingdee]

OMG wtf did she dress Adobe Acrobat in to go to the trampoline park??? Looked like a swimsuit gone wrong.

[Sparklingdee]

Also why is Chris such a creep? Telling the kids the bogeyman is under their bed.... he is not funny in the SLIGHTEST. Just plain mean... and to 5 year olds, how hilarious, not.

[kalakala]

Will plastic raw plugs hold a mirror that size up?

[waitwhat]

Ok I've disagreed about Kyson up until now, but in the most recent vlog, when the twins were talking about the friends situation at preschool did Jess actually ask her 5 year old son (Kyson): "NOBODY LIKES YOU?" .What the hell??? Also Kyson says "You said I'm not nice" and Jess quickly says "Nooo, I said your brother is nice" but I didn't really buy it? What the hell is she saying to that boy? At "best", she was telling him Kaden is nice (and implying Kyson isn't), at worst, she actually told Kyson he is not nice

[KittyKax]

F*** I won’t be surprised if Kyson grows up to be Drake 2.0 at this rate. Those mommy issues are going to mess him up.

[quartz]

Aww Kyson

Kyson is definitely going to the her first kid to take a step back at Mess's shitty life choices and 60 children and say "you are fucked in the head." It looks like Kyson already realizes something about his life is off. Jess senses that Kyson is different and has his own opinions (instead of mindlessly going along with mess's deranged orders) and she resents him for it. Kyson is already calling her ass out. such as "you said im not nice". Her other children seem more like sheep (like she wants). They dont realize how crazy their family dynamics are and they just goof off and go along with everything. I see a strained relationship forming with Kyson and Jess. Shes going to call him her "most troubled child" or some shit to make it look like he has issues when he just doesnt accept mess's bullshit. Kyson obviously needed to talk to jess one on one without interruptions from his twin shaking his rear end at the camera right next to him when he was trying to be serious. Mess just brushed it off as "ohh ill buy you slippers! someones sleepy! bed time!"

[Captain Smooth]

Shaving off Kysons and Kadens hair and looking for a bogeyman under their beds...you've told better jokes, just stop, you're not helping.

Aw, poor Kyson. He seems to feel upstaged by his brother, even in school. He probably thought that Jess acknowledging Kadens good behaviour, but not saying anything when he did the same, means he's not a good boy. Exactly what I thought was going to happen, Jess inadvertently made Kyson feel bad, by repeating this good boy-silence pattern. What bugs me more is that she (again) seems to brush it off as tired nonsense, that's not to be taken seriously. Maybe he's hiding his disappointment from the others most of the time (remeber the stop crying, be happy debate?) and when he becomes tired everything just comes out.
Let's face it, Kaden is a sweet boy, but he does have a tendency to be everywhere his brother is and try to get attention. When someone's saying something, sometimes he choins in by speaking ten times louder. When the camera is on his brother, or any other sibling he tends to go really close to the camera and starts talking. I can see how Kyson may have been playng with someone and Kaden kind of just joined in and was the center of attention again, which might be upsetting to Kyson, but that's just my theory.

[Captain Smooth]

Ok I've disagreed about Kyson up until now, but in the most recent vlog, when the twins were talking about the friends situation at preschool did Jess actually ask her 5 year old son (Kyson): "NOBODY LIKES YOU?" .What the hell??? Also Kyson says "You said I'm not nice" and Jess quickly says "Nooo, I said your brother is nice" but I didn't really buy it? What the hell is she saying to that boy? At "best", she was telling him Kaden is nice (and implying Kyson isn't), at worst, she actually told Kyson he is not nice

I think it's her choice of words again in those situations, like she doesn't know what else to say, but the oppsosite of what the children present her with in short, quick sentences and hope that this somehow makes them happy.

What got my attention was Kyson saying that he sits on a bench and puts his head down. What 5 year old kid would say that, unless he's actually doing it. He must have felt really unhappy at that point.

[Captain Smooth]

Also on what planet do children 7 and under need to watch television to fall asleep every night?

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I knew it, the blue light actually was a TV. Holy smokes, I don't want to see their electricity bill