☆Adventures in Babysitting-Greedner Style☆ (Part 12)

[eskayem]

Ok, fuck. If this for the girls memories, stop your fucking begging for subscribers. For fuck's sake. Have a lovely ass day in your new "house," which will NEVER be a home. You guys are poor excuses for humans, much less parents. None of your girls are individuals, you refuse to spread awareness about infertility; which dear fat ass meems said was the point of this whole thing, you pimp out your egg survivors; sorry girls, for all you can, and you take NO responsibilty or ownership for anything wrong you may have done along the way.

I'm sure eventually the girls will need cavities, and you'll blame it on their prematurity, mark my words.

Gah. You guys are pure shit.

[GA Peach70]

We've brought up a few times that the house vlogs yield the most viewers. I'm sure while they're getting settled in and throughout Christmas and the girlsssses birthday, views will remain fairly consistent. But honestly, with nothing new and exciting happening, what's going to keep people coming back? That HAS to mean it's just a matter of time, right? Guess it's time to start manufacturing story lines Greedner$.

Oh, I caved and watched the live feed. Trailer Tra$hley begged for subscribers cause she wants to get to 300,000.

And WELCOME to all the new SISsies! I'm so freaking thrilled that more are joining us here every day.

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I thought Asswipe said she didn’t need subscribers? She is such a dumb bitch.

Welcome to all the new snarkers! Good job for coming here. Is it so fun? Do you love it? Why are you so beautiful?

I’m not sure how much time I’ll have tomorrow because I’ll obviously be spending the day with my family but I wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to all of you wonderful ladies!

[NotSusan]

I'm sure I'm late on this but NEWSFLASH: Ashley's sick!!! Shocker! And I'm wondering if the KAD's all got that way by taking a shot of kool-aid every time she's mentioned how "tired" she is because if I was a drinker and took a shot of alcohol, I'd be in rehab. She's "soooo tired you guys."
Also, side note. Tyson at the start of the beginning of the vlog, just eww. Did he pack his razor and comb. He's a big sloppy effing mess. I had to fast forward past his nasty hairy buffalo head. Okay, done.

[lovethispage]

I am so THRILLED to be here! I registered before the new Minky store opening but hadn’t received an activation email. Anyway....I live in Layton and went to the opening. The store was advertising about them being there and a Salt Lake radio station was there. TONS of people. The Gardners were supposed to be there at 11. They were 45 minutes late. The girls looked sedated when they walked in the door. First thing I noticed.

Next time wave at us

What I really want to know is TrASShley pronounced "Layton" as " Layen". Is that a Utah thing (pronunciation) or ASSWIT way of talking? Or like for example when people pronounce "important" "imporent". She does that too.

Oh while I'm here I'll ask you a trillion questions:

How gross/fat is he in person on a scale of 1-5 vomits?







How short of a short shit is he?

How thick was her spackle?

Did the girls must behave?

Could you smell their diapers from where you were?

Did they have a handler/person with them to carry their belongings, remain 10 feet away at all times and wasn't allowed to look them in the eyes?

Oh and welcome SnarkinginUtah

[lovethispage]

Is that Assley in the picture holding the bag of goldfish? Is this in today’s vlog? I haven’t watched it today

Yeah she's making fish lips to match her fish crackers...she has got to appeal to her 9year old fan base...the ones that are using their moms phone...

[BumblebeeBubbles]

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Oh no. It looks awful! Those garage doors are hideous. I can’t put my finger on it. It looks like it’s still under construction? Like it’s still a skeleton of a house? What is it that is so shockingly not right? Maybe because it’s all white?


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[Aussiegal2017]

It’s looks awful and mismatched
Yuk


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[Aussiegal2017]

Dosent suit the area they have moved Into at all
Won’t be hard to find for any KADs or bad people , just look for fugly house


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[eskayem]

Uhm. I'll just say it. Because I feel I'm not alone here. They paid 600k for...that? I'm not impressed...like at all.

[GA Peach70]

Oh no. It looks awful! Those garage doors are hideous. I can’t put my finger on it. It looks like it’s still under construction? Like it’s still a skeleton of a house? What is it that is so shockingly not right? Maybe because it’s all white?

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One more before I go to bed.

That is one butt ugly house. $600,000+ for that? That's the best they could come up with? It’s so plain. Told ya they have no design sense. I guess they spent all their money on upgrades and statement pieces for the inside and the hell with the outside. There is no amount of landscaping that can fix that. I think they got fucked on the whole deal.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

It’s looks awful and mismatched
Yuk


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Yes! That’s part of it. Like maybe they tried to do everything that was “hip” and “cool” and “expensive” and didn’t realize it won’t all look good together?


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[AthenaA]

Welcome to all the new snarkers!

I haven't chimed in on the Benadryl comments as I thought that was a pretty hefty accusation but it is concerning that the girls seemed so subdued at the photo shoot. They may not have been well though but you would think they would be more whiny than anything (we know how their mother likes to whine when she is sick).

Haven't watched vlog and don't plan on it so not much to say.

[AthenaA]

Oh and Happy Thanksgiving!

It's just a regular Thursday here.

[GA Peach70]

Ok this is the last one, I swear. Lol.

Their neighbors are probably wondering what kind of trailer trash do we have moving in here? (Again, no offense to anyone here living in a trailer/modular home.)

Those garage doors are absolutely hideous. Must have been a statement piece on clearance. They probably had a lot left because nobody wanted them. It reminds me of a polygamy house.

They act like they are the only people who have ever bought a new house. (Just like they think they are the only ones who have had 4 kids.) I get it but give it a rest already. Happens to people every single day. You are not so special that it just happens to you two. Move on now.

[Nope]

I think the garage doors were a mistake. You really don’t want to draw attention to a garage. The doors are too busy and the third bay makes the house off center. They have two grey elements and should have three - maybe instead of the light blue second floor they should have repeated the grey. Like others have said - it lacks cohesion. All of the exterior painted surfaces will require maintenance. Does anyone think they’ll still own it in two years when it should be repainted?


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[Harkette]

Why does it look uneven on the bottom near where the walkway meets the driveway?

Thad is a very ugly house. How do we know they spent $600,000?


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[SnarkingInUtah]

I am so THRILLED to be here! I registered before the new Minky store opening but hadn’t received an activation email. Anyway....I live in Layton and went to the opening. The store was advertising about them being there and a Salt Lake radio station was there. TONS of people. The Gardners were supposed to be there at 11. They were 45 minutes late. The girls looked sedated when they walked in the door. First thing I noticed.

Next time wave at us

What I really want to know is TrASShley pronounced "Layton" as " Layen". Is that a Utah thing (pronunciation) or ASSWIT way of talking? Or like for example when people pronounce "important" "imporent". She does that too.

Oh while I'm here I'll ask you a trillion questions:

How gross/fat is he in person on a scale of 1-5 vomits?







How short of a short shit is he?

How thick was her spackle?

Did the girls must behave?

Could you smell their diapers from where you were?

Did they have a handler/person with them to carry their belongings, remain 10 feet away at all times and wasn't allowed to look them in the eyes?

Oh and welcome SnarkinginUtah

I didn’t have a ton of time to observe because they were late. I hung around waiting for them from 10:45.

No, they did not have a helper with them. The store owner was very surprised they were alone. She took a pic with them right away. I don’t believe anyone else was there to see them. I’m sure that was the intent behind not telling their followers they’d be there.

Ashley is much thinner than she appears in the vlogs. Tyson is definitely not tall. I don’t know how anyone can tell Scarlett and Evie apart. They would have had to be standing right next to each other for me to tell. They looked very, very close to the same size. I only observed for about 10-15 mins but I didn’t hear a sound from the girls. They had deer in headlight stares.

[AthenaA]

Please tell me they don't plan on taking thee year olds out with just moccasins on?

[AthenaA]

I am so THRILLED to be here! I registered before the new Minky store opening but hadn’t received an activation email. Anyway....I live in Layton and went to the opening. The store was advertising about them being there and a Salt Lake radio station was there. TONS of people. The Gardners were supposed to be there at 11. They were 45 minutes late. The girls looked sedated when they walked in the door. First thing I noticed.

Next time wave at us

What I really want to know is TrASShley pronounced "Layton" as " Layen". Is that a Utah thing (pronunciation) or ASSWIT way of talking? Or like for example when people pronounce "important" "imporent". She does that too.

Oh while I'm here I'll ask you a trillion questions:

How gross/fat is he in person on a scale of 1-5 vomits?







How short of a short shit is he?

How thick was her spackle?

Did the girls must behave?

Could you smell their diapers from where you were?

Did they have a handler/person with them to carry their belongings, remain 10 feet away at all times and wasn't allowed to look them in the eyes?

Oh and welcome SnarkinginUtah

I didn’t have a ton of time to observe because they were late. I hung around waiting for them from 10:45.

No, they did not have a helper with them. The store owner was very surprised they were alone. She took a pic with them right away. I don’t believe anyone else was there to see them. I’m sure that was the intent behind not telling their followers they’d be there.

Ashley is much thinner than she appears in the vlogs. Tyson is definitely not tall. I don’t know how anyone can tell Scarlett and Evie apart. They would have had to be standing right next to each other for me to tell. They looked very, very close to the same size. I only observed for about 10-15 mins but I didn’t hear a sound from the girls. They had deer in headlight stares.

How incredibly rude of them to be late.

[spooky]

Oh it's so bad! I mean, we'd snark no matter what, but that is just bad, bad. It's way to white on the left side and then dark on the right. Why not paint the blue(grey) along the roofline the color of the dark grey on the garage? Or not make it look like they tried to put everything offered and tried to make it look good. Most of the exteriors of the newer homes on the Utah vlogs are darker colors with brick or stone. Why did they go for a New England cottage look?

I feel kinda bad for them; people will literally give direction by how awful the exterior is "we're three houses up from the house that isn't finished being painted on the outside".