☆Adventures in Babysitting-Greedner Style☆ (Part 12)

[donitsandsodas]

My daughter likes the lipshit spackle. Although she has strayed a bit and is on the snark side and has seen the light in regards to ASSWIT. She does have a lot of products NONE which have been purchased from the queen.

That being said. I tried the eyeshadow. There’s a neutral skin colored one that can be used for discoloration on the eyelid for a no makeup look.

So I tried it on one eye. My eye looks like I’ve been embalmed and the mortician has spray painted my eyelid. It’s full blown crepe city and I’m not talking about France. I used my regular product on my other eye to compare.

Let’s just say I’m looking half dead, half alive today.

Note to self:don't eat cucumbers while reading this page. Choking on said cucumber while laughing is not pleasant!!

[OldCountry]

As mentioned before, they receive many more views with New House mentioned in their title of their vlogs.. so my guess is New House this or that will be mentioned for weeks to come. Maybe Christmas and the girls' birthday might squeeze in more than average views other than those two things they found their 'hook' for now. Maybe after that wears thin, they will go back to featuring the girls. New beds, potty training, maybe something actually educational.. oh who knows with these two. They might create some kind of 'disaster/drama' thing to get views. They are so stupidly calculating, who knows what is about to happen.
Can't wait for a cooking video, that should fun for all to watch. She made such a big deal of her appliance bar, KADs are going to ask How's that working out? Show us more recipes! Her appliance bar is my favorite all time nonfunctioning feature of their house.. second, the French doors. Bang Bang Lick Lick
I hope there is a request from the KADs for Bison to make his famous Banana Bread again. That would be hysterical Love to see the sweating Buffalo running back and forth in that kitchen setup. I am envisioning the girls all sprawled out, standing, sitting, whatever, on that island waiting to 'help' What a joke
I do not see any home made banana bread in their future... just a guess..

[CherryBaby]

I imagine Daddy W. is beside himself, suffering from heart palpitations about now. I'm sure he's telling T$A that they MUST get back online ASAP.

You know they are not like Binghams or Busbys where some downtime may cost some viewers, but since the Dad is working fulltime in addition to vlogging, it's not that big of a deal.

With the Greedners though, they have got to get those little girls back to work and PRONTO. They cannot afford to have some of their viewers move on to another family of multiples!!!

This is urgent. There are lots of people counting on it and a house to pay off.

Remember, there is a MIRACLE unfolding!!! I repeat, a Miracle is unfolding before our very eyes!! Two very special people have had quadruplets. And extra special and important ones at that.

Problem for the A$$ and Bigass et al is that I think the miracle already unfolded, didn't it? I mean, they had their miracles, they acquired a big house (with an appliance bar,) off the girls' backs, the kids show signs of needing lots of help; what else is there to show?

Now if Ashley could unfold Tyson's rolls, that would be a miracle worth discussing.

[eskayem]

I'm being sarcastic here, if they have no Wi-Fi, how can they upload pictures and snaps and open their "store" but they can't vlog? Take the girls to the fucking library and use their free Wi-Fi while the girls play and learn

[Sneaky_snarky]

As mentioned before, they receive many more views with New House mentioned in their title of their vlogs.. so my guess is New House this or that will be mentioned for weeks to come. Maybe Christmas and the girls' birthday might squeeze in more than average views other than those two things they found their 'hook' for now. Maybe after that wears thin, they will go back to featuring the girls. New beds, potty training, maybe something actually educational.. oh who knows with these two. They might create some kind of 'disaster/drama' thing to get views. They are so stupidly calculating, who knows what is about to happen.
Can't wait for a cooking video, that should fun for all to watch. She made such a big deal of her appliance bar, KADs are going to ask How's that working out? Show us more recipes! Her appliance bar is my favorite all time nonfunctioning feature of their house.. second, the French doors. Bang Bang Lick Lick
I hope there is a request from the KADs for Bison to make his famous Banana Bread again. That would be hysterical Love to see the sweating Buffalo running back and forth in that kitchen setup. I am envisioning the girls all sprawled out, standing, sitting, whatever, on that island waiting to 'help' What a joke
I do not see any home made banana bread in their future... just a guess..

Ha!

A miracle unfolding: bang bang, lick lick, I need it.


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[OldCountry]

I think I'm still in a coma from eating too much turkey but could someone tell me why Esme is Frodo? I don't think I get it.

My guess is that she resembles Frodo. Several snarkers here (myself included) find Esme to be the most unfortunate looking of the 4.


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That is correct. The poor kid is very unfortunate looking. Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

They will need all the advantages they can get, what with being feral and non-verbal it's going to be hard enough for them to manage when they get to school.

I have to put this out there.. yes, I have always thought of Esme as the unfortunate one, the way she looked and also being kind of a dolt in personality,, It always stunned me. Sorry, that is what I felt. But for some reason now I see a glimmer of hope. Let's all forget her looks, let's all see that she has been overlooked by her parents, the 'lesser' child, according to their standards. Which is measured by appearance, according to these two assholes. For some reason, she almost seems to be over coming it,,,She had to over come being thrown down slides, thrown into the water,,, etc.. made to perform.. none of that comfortable for her.. but for some reason now, she isn't as afraid as she was a while back.. I think that tells us something, I hope so.....I am giving her a chance here and I hope all will. She reminds of Madison, which is a good thing, I think. I have a feeling Madison had to overcome a lot from her older brothers, which included FatBack....

[Night lady]

I'm being sarcastic here, if they have no Wi-Fi, how can they upload pictures and snaps and open their "store" but they can't vlog? Take the girls to the fucking library and use their free Wi-Fi while the girls play and learn

They're too selfish to do any of that. What on earth ... let those kids learn? Ha, ha, ha!!!
I bet if someone were to comment that on any of their social media, they'd be blocked. God forbid those girls learn anything.

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[Aussiegal2017]

lol they have said the girls rip up books that arnt hard babyish books so that rules out any trip to the library


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[Donits]

I assumed Esme's "Frodo" nickname came from her guarding and protecting her food. Usually crouched down with her back to her sisters so her food won't get stolen (much like Frodo protecting his "precious")
Not because of her looks

[SnarkyJ]

I'm being sarcastic here, if they have no Wi-Fi, how can they upload pictures and snaps and open their "store" but they can't vlog? Take the girls to the fucking library and use their free Wi-Fi while the girls play and learn

They're too selfish to do any of that. What on earth ... let those kids learn? Ha, ha, ha!!!
I bet if someone were to comment that on any of their social media, they'd be blocked. God forbid those girls learn anything.

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They especially don't want them to learn to talk. Otherwise the girls could be vocal about not wanting to be vlogged. Indie already gives the body language she doesn't want pictures of to be on video. But since she can't say no more they keep going.

[Aussiegal2017]

I assumed Esme's "Frodo" nickname came from her guarding and protecting her food. Usually crouched down with her back to her sisters so her food won't get stolen (much like Frodo protecting his "precious")
Not because of her looks

Yep this i think it was from guarding her McDonald’s the other day


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[Stellaboo]

I assumed Esme's "Frodo" nickname came from her guarding and protecting her food. Usually crouched down with her back to her sisters so her food won't get stolen (much like Frodo protecting his "precious")
Not because of her looks

That's part of it too. The poor kid always gets frantic about food - which is not surprising given that she is always mobbed for whatever she has. Someone mentioned dogs that at are "resource guarders" when they come from neglect situations, and Frodo reminds me exactly of a puppy who is never sure it will be able to get enough food. How sad.

*I was the one who made the initial comment about her being Frodo. I've been thinking of her like that for quite some time now but I never posted it until then.

[Sunnyunicorn]

I think I'm still in a coma from eating too much turkey but could someone tell me why Esme is Frodo? I don't think I get it.

My guess is that she resembles Frodo. Several snarkers here (myself included) find Esme to be the most unfortunate looking of the 4.


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That is correct. The poor kid is very unfortunate looking. Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

They will need all the advantages they can get, what with being feral and non-verbal it's going to be hard enough for them to manage when they get to school.

Not to mention they're all going to be obese with rotting teeth and balding heads. I think Trashley is doing it to them on purpose. She already has to compete with them for attention! I wonder if she's secretly sad or happy they are conventionally cute/ good looking. It must be an ego blow that her genes produced such homely children but on the other things are looking good for her to be the queen forever! She'll just keep filling them with sugar and pulling their hair out.

[Sunnyunicorn]

What do you all want to make a bet that the FF don't go to public school? Due to the obvious delays and straight up advice about them, Tyson won't allow it. He'll never admit his girls have problems. So in turn, he'll homeschool them. Just to avoid any mandated reporter in the education system confronting him and Assface that all 4 are special needs. Once a school recognizes any student with any type of special needs, they're automatically reported to the state for services and require a PPT and IEP. If the parents don't comply with the guidelines, watch out!!! It does not get ignored by state officials, proper intervention will occur.

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This is exactly what I think will happen!

[Stellaboo]

lol they have said the girls rip up books that arnt hard babyish books so that rules out any trip to the library


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Which I find absolutely ridiculous!! I really thought that everyone took their kids to the library. God knows the FF need it!

I take my daughter to the library at least once a week. And not only to check out books - most libraries have story time sessions and a play area for children. In fact I've been taking her since before she could walk. I also watch a little boy several days a week - he's 17 months now and I've been bringing him along since he was 6 months old. In all that time I don't think I've seen any age kid destroying a book. It's amazing what happens when parents actually watch and discipline their children isn't it?

When was the last time we saw either of the Greedners reading to their daughters? They used to do it all the time when the girls were little. I bet the FF would love the library too. The story time sessions are just what they need to practice behaving in public and interacting with other children. One of the libraries we frequent has a sing-along session that is right up their alley. And the Greedners could play it up ahead of time and use it as an opportunity to discuss how to handle books and follow directions.

Of course we know that will never happen. They are sooooooo "busy" being "famous" that anything beneficial to the girls always takes a back seat. I'd be appalled to know that my 3 year old thought it was OK to destroy a book. And God help the parent I witness allowing their kid do something like that! Times like that are when I have trouble holding my tongue. It's a good thing I live a long way from the Greedners!

[Stellaboo]

Not to mention they're all going to be obese with rotting teeth and balding heads. I think Trashley is doing it to them on purpose. She already has to compete with them for attention! I wonder if she's secretly sad or happy they are conventionally cute/ good looking. It must be an ego blow that her genes produced such homely children but on the other things are looking good for her to be the queen forever! She'll just keep filling them with sugar and pulling their hair out.

And don't forget the diapers! They will be wearing saggy, piss-filled diapers until they are 10 years old at this rate.

[lmmomSD]

lol they have said the girls rip up books that arnt hard babyish books so that rules out any trip to the library


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And of course, they can't _teach_ them to respect books. Oh, no. That would be work.

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[Harkette]

Maybe I'm in the minority here but I like Brandon. I find him funny. Yes he's over the top and he over explains things and I much prefer when Mindy vlogs but he loves his family and works a full time job then stays up super late to edit vlogs. He's not lazy like Tyson and Ashley, and I appreciate a hard worker.


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I like him too. His whole family is loud and crazy and I think they would be fun to be around. His mom seems like an awesome grandma.


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[SnarkyJ]

lol they have said the girls rip up books that arnt hard babyish books so that rules out any trip to the library


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And of course, they can't _teach_ them to respect books. Oh, no. That would be work.

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You're being ridiculous, they have four two year olds. Don't you know that means they can't do anything that would cause work. Who needs manners when there's four two year olds.

[DoodleBop]

They are too busy running the five businesses they use to exploit their children to actually teach their children anything sitting down, chewing, using forks, potty training...not ripping books well that's just a step too far.