Greedner Quad Squad: Fake as Flock (part 16)

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

You can just imagine where the mice are hiding. If there is one, there is more.
Could be chewing into the fiberglass - making a nice little nest. Or the crumb filled pantry. Or the "cold storage". Or the mountain of boxes in the basement. Or the diaper pail - I imagine that would draw a lot of mice. Maybe they fell into the window wells? Or inside the family heirloom piano that gets played once a year and deserves a room and a tree of it's own. Is Lipshit edible? Crawling across the table top that the pastry gets to lick. I bet there are a lot out there in the yard where bz goooooo poddddie.
Mostly I would worry about them climbing into the cages at night.

Maybe they fell into the window wells!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That poor little mouse, probably just looking for his dead wife.

[Howlin17]

You can just imagine where the mice are hiding. If there is one, there is more.
Could be chewing into the fiberglass - making a nice little nest. Or the crumb filled pantry. Or the "cold storage". Or the mountain of boxes in the basement. Or the diaper pail - I imagine that would draw a lot of mice. Maybe they fell into the window wells? Or inside the family heirloom piano that gets played once a year and deserves a room and a tree of it's own. Is Lipshit edible? Crawling across the table top that the pastry gets to lick. I bet there are a lot out there in the yard where bz goooooo poddddie.
Mostly I would worry about them climbing into the cages at night.

Maybe they fell into the window wells!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That poor little mouse, probably just looking for his dead wife.

[lovethispage]

I have not watched a vlog in over a week so I have a bit of catching up to do but I have been reading here everyday and from what it sounds like, the FF birthday party was lame and seemed to be thrown together last minute with very little thought, time or energy going into it. Do you all remember Trashley's 90's themed birthday party? They rented a massive venue (which was not needed as there were not many people there) and they went all out for her party. They had games and contests and each table was decorated with 90's themed stuff, a huge "Happy Birthday Ashley" banner with her picture on it, among many other well thought out things that go into a throwing a birthday party. It sounds to me like their kids' birthday party wasn't as important to them as the PrincASS' party since they obviously didn't put nearly as much thought, time or energy into it. Just more proof that it's all about Assley and what she wants and that her wants and needs will always be ahead of her children's. Seriously, what kind of parents throw an over the top themed party for themselves and then throw a mediocre half assed party for their kids; the same kids that have made it possible for them to have over the top themed parties!

I plan to catch up on some of the vlogs so I'm sure I'll have plenty more to say once I do but I did take a look at their Instagram pages and saw a clip of the singing Elsa...um, was that a joke? That person looked nothing like Elsa, was too fluffy to wear that tight Elas costume and really didn't have a very good voice. You'd think that with all the money that they have, they'd be bake to shell out a bit of cash to get someone that at least fits in the Elsa costume.

The Bingham's posted a picture of the grubby Greedner girls with Hazy, all holding a party favor bag. Hazy is just holding her bag, smiling at the camera while the greedy grubsters are so focused on their treat bags to see what they got. One of them is stuffing her face with chocolate and has a big toothless looking grin. If they keep up with the sugary sweets, they will all end up with actual toothless grins.

Ok, I by all means am not in anyway, shape or form sticking up for those shitty ass Greedners because I would never do that but didn’t ASSWIT turn the big 30 this year and that’s why she had that lame ass party where she pretended it was a surprise but was dressed in costume.

He didn’t get a party, but then he is not 12 like her. I guess we will have to wait until July to see if she gets another over the top party or if it was because she turned 30. Correct me if I’m wrong about her age.

[AthenaA]

I am phobic about mice so I can't watch and check. It's probably not a huge deal in a new build but I bet they will have an infestation soon.

Are they having a break? I read the YT comments and it sounded as though they are. Could the possibly be potty training!?

I think it's interesting that they only have around 60 000 views, I would have expected more with the birthday. And the comments on today's blog showed a lot that were borderline critical or negative. They are on really borrowed time now.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I have not watched a vlog in over a week so I have a bit of catching up to do but I have been reading here everyday and from what it sounds like, the FF birthday party was lame and seemed to be thrown together last minute with very little thought, time or energy going into it. Do you all remember Trashley's 90's themed birthday party? They rented a massive venue (which was not needed as there were not many people there) and they went all out for her party. They had games and contests and each table was decorated with 90's themed stuff, a huge "Happy Birthday Ashley" banner with her picture on it, among many other well thought out things that go into a throwing a birthday party. It sounds to me like their kids' birthday party wasn't as important to them as the PrincASS' party since they obviously didn't put nearly as much thought, time or energy into it. Just more proof that it's all about Assley and what she wants and that her wants and needs will always be ahead of her children's. Seriously, what kind of parents throw an over the top themed party for themselves and then throw a mediocre half assed party for their kids; the same kids that have made it possible for them to have over the top themed parties!

I plan to catch up on some of the vlogs so I'm sure I'll have plenty more to say once I do but I did take a look at their Instagram pages and saw a clip of the singing Elsa...um, was that a joke? That person looked nothing like Elsa, was too fluffy to wear that tight Elas costume and really didn't have a very good voice. You'd think that with all the money that they have, they'd be bake to shell out a bit of cash to get someone that at least fits in the Elsa costume.

The Bingham's posted a picture of the grubby Greedner girls with Hazy, all holding a party favor bag. Hazy is just holding her bag, smiling at the camera while the greedy grubsters are so focused on their treat bags to see what they got. One of them is stuffing her face with chocolate and has a big toothless looking grin. If they keep up with the sugary sweets, they will all end up with actual toothless grins.

Ok, I by all means am not in anyway, shape or form sticking up for those shitty ass Greedners because I would never do that but didn’t ASSWIT turn the big 30 this year and that’s why she had that lame ass party where she pretended it was a surprise but was dressed in costume.

He didn’t get a party, but then he is not 12 like her. I guess we will have to wait until July to see if she gets another over the top party or if it was because she turned 30. Correct me if I’m wrong about her age.

Nope. You're right. I always thought that place they've had several parties was the community room at apartment complex. Most complexes where I live have them available to rent out for parties. I figured the reason they didn't have it there was threefold.

1) then they can't show off the new McMansion
2) why could Claudia or Drake rent it for them when they weren't even in attendance at the party? I wouldn't hold myself liable for the fees and things if there was an issue for a party I didn't even attend
3) after the whole pool debacle this summer, I'm guessing Claudia got in trouble and wasn't going to even consider renting it for them

[Stellaboo]

Someone just responded to a post that said Tyrone was going to break the new bouncer like this:

According to the website there is no weight limit and it's great for kids and adults. Tyson is not THAT big of a guy at all. He's like a teddy bear lol he's not going to break it.



Oh really? A teddy bear? Is she mostly blind?
More like a small whale.....

[Aussiegal2017]

Did Tyler’s diet even last a week before he was back on the road/donuts


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[Aussiegal2017]

On the road
Back on the soda


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[Howlin17]

According to Screech.....they've been potty training for 6 or 8 months. So far, supposedly, Heifer and Baloo have peed once on the potty....I think it was Baloo.....could have been Pastry. Of course, Screech claims Heifer was first. Got a gucky and a pack of stickers. I think she just gave in to the exorcist growl.

[lovethispage]

I can NOT believe that these words are actually about to come out of my mouth but I can not help myself...

If he feels that kind of burn after bouncing so lightly that his feet don't even leave the damn toy, can you even imagine how he must feel after "getting his two pokes in"?
Oh god, I'm a little ashamed of myself for saying that. And a lot nauseous.

Quite frankly, I don’t think he has the ability to get ANY pokes in anymore.

I think she has to do a reverse cowgirl laying down while he holds up his lard gut, which of course means he can’t see a thing because his stomach is in the way and then if she was smart (which of course we know the answer to that one) she would then convince him he did indeed get his two pokes in, get up, hang her bra on the doorknob and call it a night...

[lmmomSD]

I can NOT believe that these words are actually about to come out of my mouth but I can not help myself...

If he feels that kind of burn after bouncing so lightly that his feet don't even leave the damn toy, can you even imagine how he must feel after "getting his two pokes in"?
Oh god, I'm a little ashamed of myself for saying that. And a lot nauseous.

Quite frankly, I don’t think he has the ability to get ANY pokes in anymore.

I think she has to do a reverse cowgirl laying down while he holds up his lard gut, which of course means he can’t see a thing because his stomach is in the way and then if she was smart (which of course we know the answer to that one) she would then convince him he did indeed get his two pokes in, get up, hang her bra on the doorknob and call it a night...

Oh, man... I Just threw up in my mouth again.
That's one visual I don't want in my head!

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[lovethispage]

Was that a mouse at around 7:53 - brown thing that hits wall, and then goes under TV stand. Yuck.... I hate mice inside - although Bentley is a Yorkie and as a terrier he should be a "ratter" - who knows - could it be one of his toys or someone kicked something???

Ugh.... i broke my promise to myself not to watch them before Jan 1! I was doing so well! I skipped the birthday and Christmas, which both seems like a nightmare, and therefore prime snarking material for me! But I just had to see if I thought this was a mouse so I decided that I'd be okay if I just opened the vlog and fast forwarded through it to just before this part and watch that and nothing else. So when I stopped originally at 6:40, I almost kept going but A$$ was doing her infomercial so I just decided to watch that through to the mouse. Here was the dialogue that happens, that shows just how stupid A$$ actually is.... {face palm}

A: so if you guys want to buy one of these for yourself, go to junglejumparoo.com and use our code GARDNER__(insert pause here because she can't remember code, looks at fatty__)

T: Quads

A: GARDNERQUADS and you're gonna get $50 dollars off.

(Here's where it gets funny people)

T: And then you can WORK your quads!

(You know, as in the muscle... I hate him but hey, it would have been a fine segue if not for this next part....)

A: Wait. They may not have quads.

T: This is a work out, seriously. My legs are burning right now.

Idiot.

For what it's worth, i thought it looked like a mouse at first (and I WANTED it to be a mouse, but I think it was probably just a toy that got kicked. Overall, I'm mad at myself that I watched it, even for just a minute. Maybe I'll spend an extra day not watching to make up for it.

Even Jessica Simpson made fun of herself and admitted she thought she may be eating chicken when eating tuna by Chicken of the Sea...

[lovethispage]

ImmomSD

Don’t worry I’m sure we’ll get an open mouth O face from the Buttback Whale soon to replace that image...

Oh I so can’t wait for summer to see how much fatter he has become...I’m betting he won’t take his shirt off...

[Spruce]

A$$wipe is only 30. I think at some point she's going to wonder why she stays with Bison. She's pretty much the money maker in the family with the lipshit racket, aside from the children who made all of it possible. But she's also emotionally a tween and she's stuck with a fat older man and his weight has to affect her desire towards him. I could see her wanting to get away from Bison ala Kate+8.

[Stellaboo]

I haven't really been watching the vlogs, but I notice that all the Xmas decorations are already gone.
When did they take them down?

You'd think that with all the money and drama about the flocking trees they'd at least be still up until New Years!
Everything is just disposable to these losers.

[Beauregard1]

Looks like, on IG, she got her hair touched up for her SLC training. I think she edited out mouse incident. So, must have been a mouse. Must always promote rainbows and unicorns. Definitely not disease breeding rodents. What would the jumpy jungle people think?

[lovethispage]

Looks like, on IG, she got her hair touched up for her SLC training. I think she edited out mouse incident. So, must have been a mouse. Must always promote rainbows and unicorns. Definitely not disease breeding rodents. What would the jumpy jungle people think?

Ok I was just going to write:

Note to self: Immediately watch vlog if mouse is ever mentioned

But it’s still there at 7:53. With all that noise of the duels (not a typo) jumping with excitement and making so much incomprehensible noise the thing went hauling ass into the baseboard and made a quick right under the tv stand.

I did notice prior to that Bentley was hanging around that area an awful lot. At the rental it seemed as if there was a lot of commotion going on he was outta there.

Also, if their friends left that evening then why did ASS and Sam? have on long underwear/form fitting pajamas? Is that the Mormon equivalent to “come on wives get naked and jump on the bouncy toy while we watch”?

Which also led me to notice that ASS’s middle is getting as wide as her ass...

[lovethispage]

I forgot who’s our resident lipshitter?

Does she really have a training on a holiday weekend or is it bullshit?

[procraftinating]

Sorry as I hate to side with the Greedners but I pesonally don't think it's a mouse. It looks like something plastic, slightly shiny and not really the right colour on all areas, shape or size for a mouse. It looks very square or rectangular like a duplo block or mega block type object, or maybe something from that ice cream set they were playing with recently. It appears to completely hit the baseboard and then bounce off the wall due to impact. I don't see a change of direction per se, I see a small hard plastic toy hitting the baseboard and bouncing off at an angle, and then sliding around on a slipperly faux wood floor. You can see as the object approaches the wall there is a white-ish shiny bit that light is reflecting off of.. that's why I am convinced it's plastic and not a mouse. Also a real mouse would not run full force into the wall, smacking itself like that.

[Ham Fried Rice]

I forgot who’s our resident lipshitter?

Does she really have a training on a holiday weekend or is it bullshit?

Not me but I am on QTK. Amanda was going to have a flash “sell” today but forgot about the training she was going to with Ass, so the “sell” got moved to Friday instead.

Side note, I realize Amanda does all the work, but why can’t Ass do it and pocket all the money? Most orders go thru a website where the product ship direct to the customer. What really is there to do that she had to hire Amanda? Proves she is even lazier that she is stupid.

Amanda if you’re reading here, I bet you could sell the stuff on your own and steal alot of the QTK customers. I know you won’t because unlike your boss, at least at this point, you are still a genuine person instead of a greedy grifter.


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