Greedner Quad Squad: Fake as Flock (part 16)

[KerrieL]

Regarding the potty training- I think it was a big STFU to all the people commenting about it. Kinda like “see! We do it sometimes so leave us alone”.

To her, that is “potty training”. Sitting them there when they say they want to. Giving the toddler full control and doing no active parenting about it.

I woke up the morning of potty training and threw out the diapers. Told them pee and poop now goes in potty. They ran around naked for a week and we slowly went to loose shorts or pants. Not even right to underwear. Underwear can activate muscle memory and hinder the process. They are more aware when naked or commando. After a month of commando and minimal accidents, then we went to the store and picked out special underwear.

We kept diapers for naps and nights but never for outings. Not even car trips. We established a routine. Everyone tries to go before leaving the house and before coming back home. We use travel potties and my kids HAVE asked me to pull over and use it. So I pulll my happy ass over into a parking lot and set the damn thing up in the car seat. Unbuckle twins and let each do their thing. Rebuckle and (GASP) place the damn chest clip at the proper place, and then go home.

It’s called parenting. Make a decision and follow through.

This whole “oh they will do it when they want” is just another example of letting them run wild and another example of EXCESS. they have the money to flaunt and clearly don’t mind diapering four nasty butts until the age of 4.


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My sister has twins and always carried a little potty in the van when girls were potty training on trips


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[Sneaky_snarky]

The “potty training” just kills me. What sad excuses for parents.
One thing I did wonder. If they potty train and actually do go out in public with the girls in underwear, who’s going to take them to the restroom?
I mean, picture it. One of the girls on top of the sink, one falling into the toilet, one climbing under the stall wall to a different stall, and one screaming “Ebbie’s turn”. And I can only imagine if Daddy Dumbass takes them into a men’s room. The girls will knock each other into the urinals.
Not going to happen. Those kids will be in diapers forever.

And there is no way at least one of those sensory twins is going to go in a loud ass public bathroom amid all that chaos. Not gonna happen.


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[NotSusan]

SHOCKER: Ashley is sick! It’s like Ellie from Ellie & Jared telling us on the daily she’s pregnant.

And seriously Bison, enough with the “snooties.” We have all heard the girls pronounced nice “smoothies,” correctly until you and Trashley kept pushed “snooties” on them. It’s sick. You should not be parents.

And what better to cook someone can barely get out of bed to spend the day with her precious durls because of a stomach bug than fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Makes total sense to me. That was one hell of a miracle bath. Must be those spendy bath bombs.

I couldn’t finish this vlog. They are getting more ridiculous as they go on and Tyler’s laugh is getting creepier.

[Laughter6789]

The one day of potty training was most definitely a big "shut the fuck up" to everyone that has asked about it. If it wasn't, they would be doing that whole sitting on the Potts all afternoon and not wearing diapers for as many days needed until the brats were potty trained. Ass's whole "we've been potty training for 6 months" and then later in the vlog she said 8 months, is complete crap. If you have been potty training kids that age for 6-8 months and they have never once pissed on the potty until the other day, well then your kids really have some MAJOR issues and should be evaluated immediately!!! How any of the KADs can believe that they've been doing it for that long and none of the girls never once until 3 days ago actually used the potty is completely beyond me.

Those stupid Greedners are just so ridiculous, I just can't. You'd think they'd be tired of changing diapers on 4 kids that eat like college boys and probably have college boy sized shits. I mean, we know they only change their diapers about once a day but still, can you imagine what comes out of those kids with all the crap that they eat?? Just the thought of it is foul.

Hey fatty and your teenaged daughter, why don't you prove us all wrong and actually take this potty training thing seriously? I promise that if you do, if you just spend the next couple weeks staying home and not putting diapers on your feral children and devote every moment of the day to teaching them to use a potty and not piss and shit in their pants, they will be potty trained before you know it. Oh and giving them a giant ring pop and an entire package of stickers on their first successful use of the potty is just aiding in your failure becasue they will now expect that type of reward every single time they go, better stock up! A smart parent would give ONE sticker or a couple M&Ms. Maybe 2 stickers if they go pee and poop. Or how about a board in which they put each sticker that they get onto it and when the board if full, they get something a bit bigger. This way they actually see their progress and are more motivated to fill up the board becasue they know that if they do, they get a special prize. Can you imagine their disappointment when they don't get a gucky and a whole pack of stickers everytime they take a piss? You two really are the most stupid pieces of shit I've ever seen.

[Sammy16]

Live feed on the lip cacka poo Facebook page. A$$ begging for Instagram followers to help her get to 10,000 subscribers... which she did by the end of the video of course. She was screaming and jumping around like Tyson at a New Kids on the Block concert.

[Wgchick22]

How can the KAD not see that he is smirking about what he has just said?
Smirking because idiots spent hard earned money on Christmas gifts, sent them priority mail; and these flocktards just let the gifts sit there in the post office for over a week before Jumbo rolls off the sofa and waddles down the post office to pick them up.

KAD: He's laughing. At you. Not me.

So he loads his kids into the cars with their new babysitters, aka ipads, then leaves them in the car to get the package, lunch and whatever else? He is really something else. Why can't they dress those girls? Leave them in their sleepers all day? They don't have to be dressed to the nines, a shirt and leggings would be fine. They are not potty training those girls. They are making my blood boil these days.

[Wgchick22]

Their table and chairs are from Pottery Barn.

Table: $2000
8 Chairs @ $299 each: $2400
Bench: $800
5 Bar stools @ $369 each: $2000

That's (give or take) $8000 on a dining room set. $8,000. They are the most excessive couple I have ever encountered. I don't care that you both have large families. Do each of your mothers have a large table like that? Did your families contribute to this set? I don't get why their children are in netted cages but yet they spent thousands on Christmas trees, they bought this set? Buy your kids some furniture!! I believe they also said they were having one custom made for them. Pottery barn doesn't custom make anything.

https://www.potterybarn.com/products/be ... ing-tables

[AthenaA]

You don't know what she's saying? She said twice she wanted "errands." You're with them 24-7 and you don't know? I watch maybe once a week and I know what she said.

I am becoming more convinced the girls may not have anything diagnosable but just parents that refuse to listen to their children.

[AthenaA]

New vlog. I will post in bits.

Trashley is vacuuming, I wonder if someone had to show her how to use it and where it was.
Byson is outside and showing off his gum as he talks-revolting.

[AthenaA]

Trashley is talking about taking all the Christmas stuff down-the girls start talking about Santa and she cuttingly says "apparently we are still talking about Santa" Yes dumb shit because you just mentioned Christmas. Also my grand daughter that is not yet three is talking about baby Jesus more than Santa-done a great job there Greedners.

She is also very pissed that Byson is going out but is pretending it will be fun having a girls night.

[AthenaA]

She's so mad he is going out.

But never fear her friend Ashley is coming over. Whew. SO relieved she doesn't actually have to parent her children.

[becca85]

Their table and chairs are from Pottery Barn.

Table: $2000
8 Chairs @ $299 each: $2400
Bench: $800
5 Bar stools @ $369 each: $2000

That's (give or take) $8000 on a dining room set. $8,000. They are the most excessive couple I have ever encountered. I don't care that you both have large families. Do each of your mothers have a large table like that? Did your families contribute to this set? I don't get why their children are in netted cages but yet they spent thousands on Christmas trees, they bought this set? Buy your kids some furniture!! I believe they also said they were having one custom made for them. Pottery barn doesn't custom make anything.

https://www.potterybarn.com/products/be ... ing-tables

$8000 for THAT?! What a rip off! I hate the color of that table and thought it looked like a pretty cheap set.
We actually have a nice “formal” dining table that seats 8, cherry wood, we had custom glass cut to protect the top, white cushions are built into the seats, a large matching hutch that displays china. Much nicer than their’s and the whole set was about 2k from a furniture store which I thought was expensive... geez. 8k, really?!?!

Are they the type of people who think the most expensive is automatically the best? Literally everything they have has an outrageous price tag when the same things can be found for much cheaper. Their flocked tree for example. My in-laws got the same 9 ft flocked tree after Christmas last year for 75% off! They hate it now after using it btw. Even as wealthy as they are they don’t go blow $1000 on a freakin Christmas tree. Maybe that’s why they’ve stayed wealthy all of these years. Something to think about Greedners.


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[AthenaA]

Six minutes on making banana bread, I skipped.

[AthenaA]

Girls are saying thank you, it's nice to see.

Lemonade is mommamade and she made sure she repeated it over and over.

I will say though I'd rather watch her a million times over than Byson.

[AthenaA]

She's made time recently to see The Greatest Showman but they haven't been grocery shopping in a while.

More running upstairs before bed.

It looks as though someone (Amanda?) is working in the background while she is playing Hide and Seek. Seriously.

They are all melting down by the end except for Scarlett. #teamscarlett

[Snarky Lady]

Bullshit v'log today, lies and more lies. TyASSon going out with hmmm his brother so the girls are having a girls night with Tra$hley and their friend Ashley is coming over. What he meant was that Ashley was not coming over to visit and spend time she was coming to clean up after their nasty asses. During the v'log Tra$sley makes Banana Bread and lets the girls help and I will admit it was more constructive than most of the things she does with them. She makes them Grill Cheese sandwiches because (Another lie) they have not been to the grocery store lately. Well she needs to watch her own v'logs didn't TyASSon go to the grocery store yesterday and buy a buggy full of groceries?????????? I think she is getting fast food mixed up with regular food. This family is so unlikable to me now I am having a hard time even snarking on them lol

[Itsjusrme]

Six minutes on making banana bread, I skipped.

I can’t stand to watch how she uses measuring cups that are for dry ingredients for milk. Also how she lets the girls sit right against the mixing bowl and she’s behind them. All it takes is one to forget not to touch and reach in. All it takes is a split second and she will have a problem on her hands.


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[DoodleBop2]

That's how you know how basic Ashley is to automatically think Pottery Barn is the end all and be all.

Here you can have an Amish company build you a custom table and chairs for way less than that and the work is amazing and the kids like seeing stalls for the horses behind the grocery store when you go to pick it up.

[Night lady]

Ashley is so different when she's by herself, without Tyson there. She's almost a human being and a mom.

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[DoodleBop2]

Ashley is so different when she's by herself, without Tyson there. She's almost a human being and a mom.

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She's been living up to his expectations since she was 13. I cannot imagine meeting adult husband as a child and not having a chance to form your own person. Probably why she acts 13 she's stuck. As much as I don't like her she seems codependent [I'm not diagnosing her promise] while also seeming relived when he's not around. Maybe she's sick of him and would like him to go back to work. If Tyson built up her confidence - you can take care of your kids on your own - then he'd actually have to get a job. Mr I groomed a 13 year old child I wonder what he says to her about her parenting because while it's all sunshine and rainbows when they're on social media I wonder if he feeds into her lack of confidence as a parent.