Meet The Gardners....Fake, Fat and The Feral Four | Part 23

[My806]

I'm sorry I haven't been as snarky lately BUT will someone kindly teach the Bitch to blend?

I swear if she spent half as much time with her daughters as she did doing her make up it'd be incredible.

No shit! Also why is she so orange? Look at the difference between her face and her hand. She is breaking out so bad as well. How’s that Seneshit working out for ya Asswipe? I don’t use it and never would especially if it makes you break out like that and burns the shit out of your lips and skin. I have no desire to look like a hooker. Less is more sweetheart, less is more.

Wow. I've seen her skin look bad and I've seen her lack of blending...but these pictures are just ridiculously bad. The difference between her hand and face is startling. I can't believe anyone would watch this and think "yes, I'm so glad she is showing me how to do this!" But I know those kads are dedicated

Oops, apparently I don’t know how to use this app very well, I’m not brand new to following but just recently started commenting occasionally. I joined QTK awhile back bc I thought it might work well. I hate all of the products I’ve tried and you can’t give negative feedback or your comment is removed and KAD come out saying to leave only positive comments...”this is Ashley’s business page you know.” OMG


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[oldschoolmom39]

I had a couple friends who sold that lip gloss/stick mess and tried to sell me some. I saw the prices and was like no thanks. It is not an affordable line of products no matter how they try pitch it.

[3momstrong]

No shit! Also why is she so orange? Look at the difference between her face and her hand. She is breaking out so bad as well. How’s that Seneshit working out for ya Asswipe? I don’t use it and never would especially if it makes you break out like that and burns the shit out of your lips and skin. I have no desire to look like a hooker. Less is more sweetheart, less is more.

Wow. I've seen her skin look bad and I've seen her lack of blending...but these pictures are just ridiculously bad. The difference between her hand and face is startling. I can't believe anyone would watch this and think "yes, I'm so glad she is showing me how to do this!" But I know those kads are dedicated

Oops, apparently I don’t know how to use this app very well, I’m not brand new to following but just recently started commenting occasionally. I joined QTK awhile back bc I thought it might work well. I hate all of the products I’ve tried and you can’t give negative feedback or your comment is removed and KAD come out saying to leave only positive comments...”this is Ashley’s business page you know.” OMG


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You poor thing! Welcome here! I’m a month old newby myself! The other contributors here are friendly, funny, helpful and HONEST! Sorry you got stuck with products you don’t like. I never have and never will use them. No way! What is the company’s return policy? If A$$ley is your “upline” is it possible you could email her instead of getting slaughtered by her rabid fans on QTK page? Just some suggestions! Anyway ... fasten your seatbelt! We have a wild time on this forum! Welcome!!!!!!!


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[GA Peach70]

The proposal blog is up and it is a love story between a 17 year old and a 22 year old and a bunch of fluff. If you get a chance it is worth the read haha.

I'm confused....in the fall of 2004, Bison was 23, not 22 and A$$ley was 17. Liar, Liar pants on fire. Then he said they planned to get married the following fall, but got married in August. Is August considered to be in the fall in Utah??? Is he using the "new math"??? And what happened between the time A$$ley was still 13 and met Bison and "fireworks were flying in the air" and a little more than three years later when she turned 17???????

Of course they were together from the time she was 13 and he was 19. None of them want to admit it so they say 17 so it sounds a little better. They have posted a few pics and it’s so obvious she is 13 maybe 14 in one of them. Then another one when she was maybe 14 or 15. There is no way she changed that much from 17 to 18. They lie so much they can’t keep it straight.

[eskayem]

Oh dear God, that BloGarbage? Anyone have an extra spoon handy?

Here's what I don't get (like, right now) you want ALL your viewers to send you shit, because woe is you, life with FOUR three year old's...hold my purse. But then comes the Blogs, and life is amaaaaaaaazing, all the fucking time. Then the only thing "missing" is offspring. It's like a double edged sword. You can't have this amazing life PLUS kids. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. My income and my husband's income far exceeds them, and I will be 110% the first to admit my life isn't perfect. And I'm ok with that. I don't sit up every night with a glass of wine crying. I don't look at my life through rose colored glasses. I have been, and will always be, cautiously optimistic. I know things can go wrong at any moment, and trust me, they have. We've had to rush to the ER with my youngest numerous times in her second year of life, I'm pretty sure the anesthesiologist has her birthday memorized for how many times she decides to tell her before she has gotten stitches. No AssWit, I'm not a bad mom, I just encourage independence. The coffee table just happens to be along for many rides. But hey, let them be little. Knock on wood she has no serious or minor side affects other than a scar on her forehead, it's fading.

That recipe makes me barf. Both of them. Why not do a cucumber dill salad instead? It's actually healthier and easier for little tummies to digest. Plus, it has a hint of sugar. You can add Greek Yogurt to counteract the sugar though. They'll never know the difference.

[eskayem]

PS. Welcome to all the new snarkers to our snarktuary.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

You ladies keep me laughing. I love reading this thread it moves so fast!!!




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I sometimes really miss the "old days" when it moved twice as fast as it does now, lol. It got slow for a little bit over the winter when they were taking a break from Vlogging, but it makes me so happy that it's starting to pick the speed back up again! There was a time there where we would need a new thread twice a week! We're getting close to that again! I don't know why I take so much pride in how much we talk over here, but I really really do! LOL. Especially love when we get new snarkers too, because every new person makes it so much more interesting!


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[Snarkadoodle Doo]

You ladies keep me laughing. I love reading this thread it moves so fast!!!




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And I'm glad you're here with us! This thread is my most favorite on the site! (Just don't tell the other threads I mod that I said that, hahahahaha!)


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[Snarkadoodle Doo]

No shit! Also why is she so orange? Look at the difference between her face and her hand. She is breaking out so bad as well. How’s that Seneshit working out for ya Asswipe? I don’t use it and never would especially if it makes you break out like that and burns the shit out of your lips and skin. I have no desire to look like a hooker. Less is more sweetheart, less is more.

Wow. I've seen her skin look bad and I've seen her lack of blending...but these pictures are just ridiculously bad. The difference between her hand and face is startling. I can't believe anyone would watch this and think "yes, I'm so glad she is showing me how to do this!" But I know those kads are dedicated

Oops, apparently I don’t know how to use this app very well, I’m not brand new to following but just recently started commenting occasionally. I joined QTK awhile back bc I thought it might work well. I hate all of the products I’ve tried and you can’t give negative feedback or your comment is removed and KAD come out saying to leave only positive comments...”this is Ashley’s business page you know.” OMG


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Welcome! We love new faces here, so don't be too shy.... Post as much as your heart desires!


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[GA Peach70]

I’d really like to know how all of their social media platforms promote infertility awareness. Can you please answer that FAQ Waddles? How about you Mimi? All I see if Asswipe piling on the whore makeup on her zit covered, orange, fake face. Waddles yammering on and on about nothing of importance whatsoever while packing on the pounds every day. (Boy, he sure loves to hear himself talk.) BS blogs, inappropriate pics, and boring vlogs. Yep, a lot of infertility awareness there. I give it a week or so and he will answer some kind of question now that it’s mentioned here.

On another note, I’m really not sure I can keep his cannonball buttback pic up. It really is nauseating and makes me want to vomit every time I see it. Think I’ll go for something a little more calming to me.

[GA Peach70]

No shit! Also why is she so orange? Look at the difference between her face and her hand. She is breaking out so bad as well. How’s that Seneshit working out for ya Asswipe? I don’t use it and never would especially if it makes you break out like that and burns the shit out of your lips and skin. I have no desire to look like a hooker. Less is more sweetheart, less is more.

Wow. I've seen her skin look bad and I've seen her lack of blending...but these pictures are just ridiculously bad. The difference between her hand and face is startling. I can't believe anyone would watch this and think "yes, I'm so glad she is showing me how to do this!" But I know those kads are dedicated

Oops, apparently I don’t know how to use this app very well, I’m not brand new to following but just recently started commenting occasionally. I joined QTK awhile back bc I thought it might work well. I hate all of the products I’ve tried and you can’t give negative feedback or your comment is removed and KAD come out saying to leave only positive comments...”this is Ashley’s business page you know.” OMG


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Welcome! That’s pretty much on all their social media crap - has to be ass kissing all the time. Not here though, so snark away.

[Abbiedownunder]

I just read the blog.

Didn't he say the other day that he didn't know if he could remember any of it. Lie 1.

Wasn't Ashwitt engaged to someone else at the time. Lie 2.

He was working 2 jobs! Lie 3.

Those two young lovebirds and how crazy about each other they were. The truth is, I believe they still feel that way even today! Lie 4.

Where are these 6 other friends that they hung out with all the time now?

No mention of the 19 and 13 year olds in her bedroom till the early hours.

Seriously, who would believe this shit.

[GA Peach70]

Amazed by what? That you ramble on and on claiming how wonderful Seneshit is, then you have Botox, look like a clown whore, have orange skin, can’t blend, and show close up pics of your face broken out in zits? Yep, I’m amazed alright. Moron.

[Cavmom20]

Ughhh... I'm gonna barf. I've seen at least two KADs tell Tyler he looks like nick lachey in picture that accompanies the proposal blog. Of course he's eating this up. In his dreams!

I can't read the blog for fear I might actually throw up, so sissies tell me, does it seem like the whole story is a made up pile of crap that him and pervo Steve concocted to silence the KADS? if the real story is as romantic and beautiful as all the kads are making it seem, then why did he avoid sharing it like the plague? Certainly not like Tyler to turn down opportunity to be praised and cause old ladies and young girls to cry. I just can't buy it.

[AthenaA]

I just read the blog.

Didn't he say the other day that he didn't know if he could remember any of it. Lie 1.

Wasn't Ashwitt engaged to someone else at the time. Lie 2.

He was working 2 jobs! Lie 3.

Those two young lovebirds and how crazy about each other they were. The truth is, I believe they still feel that way even today! Lie 4.

Where are these 6 other friends that they hung out with all the time now?

No mention of the 19 and 13 year olds in her bedroom till the early hours.

Seriously, who would believe this shit.

He could have been working two jobs. I bet they were both only 2 hours a week.

It is strange that if they were all so close that the other friends have disappeared.

What's this about Ass being engaged before?

[Donits]

Uh...so the wedding date was set and the whole wedding planned and he "proposed" to her 2 weeks before the wedding?!
How does that work?

[AthenaA]

It's stupid. I bet he was given one job-sort out the ring, and that was too hard for him.

[AthenaA]

I watched some of the live feed. Be warned I am going to be positive.

He says the girls did well with the sleepover-Scarlett slept with Grandma and Esme with Madison. Apparently Scarlett was just chatting with grandma and fell asleep mid sentence. Then when Indie and Evie went to bed they realised they would be sleeping alone so Evie went and slept in Esme's bed. This weekend Indie and Evie are having a sleepover. I am really happy about this. It means the girls get some much closer attention and they have split up the twins which I think is so healthy.

I admit I enjoyed that because I am Nana to a 3 year old girl who slept here last night and it's pretty special.

[eskayem]

If he had 2 jobs at the time and she had 1, there is no reason they shouid have lived with her parents as long as they did. They easily could have afforded their own place. Sure, to save up money...I get that...BUT they still somehow declared bankruptcy?

Plus it's a little convenient...bankruptcy stays on your record for 7 years and they had infertility for 8. Supposedly anyway. Sounds super fishy.

I'm still surprised they don't post a picture of this ring.

[AthenaA]

So was she still in school while they were planning the wedding?