Gardner Quad Squad | The Book of Moron | Part 32

[charmed596]

3 hours in a hot tub??? You’re supposed to do 15 minutes

[RolyPoly123]

Hope it's not just me that finds the whole senecrap tiara nonsense demeaning. Apparently the bigger the crown the higher the rank, how on earth can these women think this sort of crap is acceptable

They are pathetic. Such kindy behaviour, “my crown is bigger than yours, you suck”

See all of the unicorn crap and sugar filled stuff in that shop. I bet she didn’t buy her precious miracles anything, but spent up large for fatty daddy.

My thoughts exactly

[Haulnarse]

This cracks me up, this girl randomly appeared in my suggested videos.

Her estimated earnings are higher than the Greedners, and shes 12 and has 25,000 odd subscribers

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[Morning Glory]

I just saw an adorable 2-minute video of three small children having an argument about whether it's raining. They look younger than the Gardner girls, but they are so articulate. Can anyone tell me whether the quads are this articulate yet? I haven't watched enough of their videos lately to tell but I've read here that they are getting better. Enjoy!

[JD386]

Every time TyAss mentions Ashley being gone, he refers to it as a "business" trip. Every one of these show off trips is the total opposite of a true business trip. Hairdos, makeup, hot tubs, crowns, concerts, selfies, etc. Are there truly any KADs dumb enough to still be fooled that these are trips for business purposes? They are clearly Assley's attempts to recreate the high school and college experiences that TyPig stole from her. All at the expense of the girls.

If you call it a business trip and throw in a “training” it becomes a tax write off. For Senegence as well as the consultant. I guarantee they have “trainings” during the Australia trip too so they can write it off.

[lmmomSD]

Hope it's not just me that finds the whole senecrap tiara nonsense demeaning. Apparently the bigger the crown the higher the rank, how on earth can these women think this sort of crap is acceptable

It is definitely not just you. The whole thing is sexist AF. And the whole idea that you absolutely need all that crap piled on your face to be attractive is sending a bad message, as well as using other women to make money for you. And so is the "you can make tons of money and stay home with your kids" message. Like staying home and being a good wife and mommy selling makeup is all that these women should aspire to. There's nothing wrong with being a SAHM-- it's hard work. But not everyone is cut out for it. My best friend and I both went nuts staying home with our kids. I was dying for conversation with someone over two feet tall, and for more intellectual stimulation than Barney the dinosaur and Blue's Clues. So I think the whole message that Senegence sends is demeaning for sure.

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[Itsjusrme]

Yet another scratch on one of the girls faces, it's scary how often they have marks on their faces

Comments on various sites have been asking about scratches. Not the older claw marks, but more fresh flesh wounds. D&D's jaunty reponse has frequently been, "That's a sister wound." Oh, that's all, never mind, tee hee. Barf, barf, blech, blech.

I have two biological sisters and a foster sister. I have a huge extended family with lots of both girls and boys. My cousin has three daughters.
Nobody in my family has ever had a scratched face. The fact that they think it's so normal is really disturbing.

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I grew up with 9 siblings and 20cousins. I never had a scratched face. But I wonder if the girls often die because the parents don’t keep good hygiene and cut their nails till they are crazy long


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[ADULTworld]

So much to snark on with the tour but I’m off to work. All I can say is the thing he does with his fingers annoys the heck out of me. If you watch you’ll know what I mean. Second - I can’t believe they have a bulb missing in their bathroom. Like an open socket just waiting for little fingers. Why would you remove the old bulb if you don’t have a replacement.

So much junk. Truly trashy people.

Girls crying and screaming throughout the video.



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[RolyPoly123]

So much to snark on with the tour but I’m off to work. All I can say is the thing he does with his fingers annoys the heck out of me. If you watch you’ll know what I mean. Second - I can’t believe they have a bulb missing in their bathroom. Like an open socket just waiting for little fingers. Why would you remove the old bulb if you don’t have a replacement.

So much junk. Truly trashy people.

Girls crying and screaming throughout the video.



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OMG yesssss! the finger thing really irritated me too

[Feebs]

I've watched the highlights.

For those who can't stomach viewing an hour of Bison talking about tile selection and fall decorations, skip to around 13/14 minutes for the start of the pantry tour, 30 minutes or so for the garage, basement is the last 5/10 minutes. Basement is truly horrific. How they expect the girls to play down there is beyond me. It is truly dank and depressing space. That is if you can get down there without breaking your neck tripping on random cr@p on the stairs.

One thing I noticed is that the house tour starts and ends during the day, but the basement was filmed at night. There are some storage containers in the middle of the floor and it looks like there was an attempt to tidy up as much as possible, they gave up (or time for Nanny Ash to go home) and the filming happened.

Girls were out and came home mid filming. You will know when they arrive home.

They need to stop spending money on stuff and invest in some storage solutions to get stuff off the floor. It doesn't have to be expensive. Shelving and hooks on the walls in the garage, trip to Ikea for storage containers for the pantry and Ikea Kallax or similar plus more storage containers in the basement for the toys / decorations / excess crap would be a start.

I also think they need to prioritise getting someone in to put up plasterboard / whatever it is called in the US - dry wall? ASAP or lock the basement and move the lardA$$'s "office" down to the basement and let the girls use his office as a toy room. The girls have been pulling insulation off the walls in the basement. FFS. These people have no idea.

[Wgchick22]

An hour vlog? Are they so full of themselves? Did they fix the girls rooms?



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[RUKiddingMe]

Funny how he can’t show us Ashley’s office, didn’ t he just vlog from there. I wonder who cleaned the house, it hasn’t been that clean since they moved in, If nanny did it she’s an idiot, probably Madison. The FF’s screaming in the background for the whole hour, is there ever quiet time in that house. Don’t the girls beds transition into twin beds, now they are getting rid of them, not donating, to a family member so they can have them close. WTF Tyler, you are such a little girl. I just love this tile on the floor, look at my pretty trees, bla, bla, bla, and boy does he have big plans for that house, all of which will get done before the girls bedrooms or playroom, oops no real playroom any more, now a media room with a big ass projector.
I could go on and on

[gram3]

I've watched the highlights.

For those who can't stomach viewing an hour of Bison talking about tile selection and fall decorations, skip to around 13/14 minutes for the start of the pantry tour, 30 minutes or so for the garage, basement is the last 5/10 minutes. Basement is truly horrific. How they expect the girls to play down there is beyond me. It is truly dank and depressing space. That is if you can get down there without breaking your neck tripping on random cr@p on the stairs.

One thing I noticed is that the house tour starts and ends during the day, but the basement was filmed at night. There are some storage containers in the middle of the floor and it looks like there was an attempt to tidy up as much as possible, they gave up (or time for Nanny Ash to go home) and the filming happened.

Girls were out and came home mid filming. You will know when they arrive home.

They need to stop spending money on stuff and invest in some storage solutions to get stuff off the floor. It doesn't have to be expensive. Shelving and hooks on the walls in the garage, trip to Ikea for storage containers for the pantry and Ikea Kallax or similar plus more storage containers in the basement for the toys / decorations / excess crap would be a start.

I also think they need to prioritise getting someone in to put up plasterboard / whatever it is called in the US - dry wall? ASAP or lock the basement and move the lardA$$'s "office" down to the basement and let the girls use his office as a toy room. The girls have been pulling insulation off the walls in the basement. FFS. These people have no idea.

The cats go in the basement to play "pull insulation off walls." Nothing like floating fiberglass particles getting in the lungs of preemies - sounds like a good time. Once he promised a house tour, Anny Gnash must have been a whirling dervish around there trying to clean up all the dumping grounds above ground. Probably threw up her hands about the basement and thought what's the use. They need to hire 1-800-GotJunk to haul everything out because it looks like that's all they have. They are definitely piggy slobs.

[ButterflyB]

I can’t stand listening to him huff and puff during this tour, especially when he is walking outside.


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[Feebs]

An hour vlog? Are they so full of themselves? Did they fix the girls rooms?



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Depends on what you mean by fixed. Clean, tidy and freshly vacuumed - yes. Decorated, girls in real beds - no.

[Feebs]

I can’t stand listening to him huff and puff during this tour, especially when he is walking outside.


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He got a week's worth of exercise in during the tour.

[gram3]

I can’t stand listening to him huff and puff during this tour, especially when he is walking outside.


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Yea, he was out of breath even just standing talking in the kitchen. Completing anything upright while talking is too much for his lardful ass to take,

[gram3]

An hour vlog? Are they so full of themselves? Did they fix the girls rooms?



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Depends on what you mean by fixed. Clean, tidy and freshly vacuumed - yes. Decorated, girls in real beds - no.

Clean, tidy and freshly vacuumed is probably more than the cats have seen since they moved in. And why can't Sashley keep her stupid little office clean? If no one goes in there (meaning the ferals) how bad can she let it get? I'll answer that. Bad, because she is a first class, grade A slob.

[RolyPoly123]

An hour vlog? Are they so full of themselves? Did they fix the girls rooms?



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Depends on what you mean by fixed. Clean, tidy and freshly vacuumed - yes. Decorated, girls in real beds - no.

I think they'll find it difficult to fit twin beds in their rooms because they're quite small and have 2 doors and a closet in each room, especially the littles room. They may have to get bunkbeds. There is no way that the closet with the girls clothes in was where they keep all the clothes, there was only one or two of each thing. This was obviously the nicer of the 2, a better shape but then i guess it would be as it's the heavies room.

[SqueakyWheel]

3 minutes in lie #1. Ignore the boxes...the mail just came and they’re heavy (paraphrased) Yet the same big box is seen in oct 2nd vlog. Sad that he lies so much he doesn’t even know truth anymore. [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201810 ... 12ab10.png[/img]

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