The Lindquists

[Nacholife]

Next career title? I’ll add Book Author. She already has a title: “letters to my daughter.” We are going to be subjected to reading this dreck, letter by letter, chapter by chapter, for MONTHS until she poops out this kid in the bathtub.

I’ve got an idea. Let’s all contribute a letter. Here’s mine.

“Dear Daughter,

Hi it’s Mummy Elle here! First of all I want you to know, you look GREAT. I mean, there has never been a more amazingly perfect baby bump than you in the history of YouTube. I stroke and caress you in front of the mirror and cameras at least 50 times a day and I marvel at the strength of my abdominal muscles when I flex.

Second I just want to THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH for being a girl. I guess another boy would have been.... well, acceptable, but the opportunities your mere existence in my stomach offer are endless and you are already paying dividends and I do mean paying. People were getting pretty bored with mommy’s drama and control games and domineering personality (don’t worry you’ll love me) but now that you’re coming, everything is gonna change. A little fetal vagina instead of a little fetal penis is going to score MUCHO DINERO for me ooops I mean your family. We knew you were a girl weeks ago. The day I found out I was so excited to register for the most exclusive and expensive baby girl gifts for my community to purchase for you. Oh, you don’t know about the community. The community is thousands of women from all over the world who I pretend to have a deep emotional connection with. I give them advice, I tell them how to dress, clean their houses, select the ugliest eyeglass frames, tie your hair in the most bizarre fun buns, all kinds of stuff. In return, I get money for each and every time one of them watches me tell them what to do. It’s pretty amazing! I was so overwhelmed yesterday when I told the community you are a girl because the community seems like they are really going to come through for me I mean our family again! Oh, the blessed community. You will love them. You’re not even born yet but every day of your life is going to be on the Internet. Some people might call that child exploitation but not me. I have a duty to my community.

Tonight I fed you some chopped up carrots and spinach and tofu and rice. Grow, baby, grow! I know some people out there say I am so pasty that look anemic and that I would benefit from a good thick rare steak, but I know best. Here comes a bite of apple and some coconut milk! Enjoy!

Well baby, it’s time for me to log onto the net for a few hours and delete anything resembling dissent with my all knowing lifestyle choices and sports bras and blessed pregnancy. You may be curious about your father... but don’t worry about that now. All you need to know is that he masturbated in a cup and the nice doctor put it in a syringe and inserted a catheter into my cervix and POW, here you are! Miraculous!

Oh my goodness. I really have to go. Those pesky brothers of yours just flung their hello fresh veggie curry on the floor. Love, Mummy


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“And I just want you to know that although me and daddy had sex for a year when we didn’t love each other and I couldn’t stand looking at daddy’s face, you were born out of love. “


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[Notablogger]

It’s because she is dying for someone to say how great and fit she looks pregnant.

[Notablogger]

replying to:

“And I just want you to know that although me and daddy had sex for a year when we didn’t love each other and I couldn’t stand looking at daddy’s face, you were born out of love. “

In regards to this comment, does anyone feel like Elle sees herself as the catch in the relationship and Dan should be grateful to be with her?

In their marriage video she commented that she tried to change him in the beginning physically. Then she reports to the world that he was a virgin when they met. In one of her videos she referenced that she realized what being an attractive blonde meant for her.

She’s delusional if she thinks she’s the catch. She brought a lot of baggage into this relationship and because of it she doesn’t always treat Dan with respect.

The guy is tall, fit, has a reasonable face, is a DOCTOR, comes from a nice family and yeah he’s a little dorky but he seems like a genuinely good person.

It just blows my mind how he puts up with all of her antics. It’s probably because she’s the first girl that gave it up for him. He doesn’t know any better.

[okaythatlldo]

Hi it’s Mummy Elle here! First of all I want you to know, you look GREAT. I mean, there has never been a more amazingly perfect baby bump than you in the history of YouTube. I stroke and caress you in front of the mirror and cameras at least 50 times a day and I marvel at the strength of my abdominal muscles when I flex.

I am so over her tummy her excessive bare belly exposure, tummy rubbing and "ab engaging".

In the comments of her latest post I so want to reply "Then please start being an example by not being obsessive with how your pregnant belly looks". Clearly she has a bit of body dysmorphia.[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201901 ... d449b7.jpg[/img]

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It grossed me out in her stories how a video of one of the kids turned into a bumpfest. Everything has to be about her. Way to casually turn to the side in the mirror, Elle — and would it kill you to put a shirt on? The only thing more uncomfortable than watching you walk around topless is watching Dan walk around topless.

Nobody cares where the baby is vs muscle. You are pregnant. You’re allowed to look it.

Oh and as someone who has experienced pregnancy loss...it really bothered me in her “letters to my daughter” post that she hashtagged #thirdpregnancy #thirdbaby. She has had two losses...this is her fifth pregnancy. I find it really gross that she’s not acknowledging them, especially since she is doing her best to still feign sensitivity/solidarity for those still struggling with fertility or pregnancy loss. Like her own friend Brittany Paradis who has been trying for THIRTEEN YEARS and just lost a baby.


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[TeachIT]

I think either A) other than her ectopic she hasn’t experienced loss OR B) she hasn’t properly processed/grieved those losses. Because after my MC I will never ever think of that pregnancy as “not counting” and Elle is way more “life starts at conception” than I am.

[okaythatlldo]

I think either A) other than her ectopic she hasn’t experienced loss OR B) she hasn’t properly processed/grieved those losses. Because after my MC I will never ever think of that pregnancy as “not counting” and Elle is way more “life starts at conception” than I am.

She’s had one miscarriage before meeting Dan, plus the ectopic before becoming pregnant with Cohen.

I think she just can’t be seen as imperfect unless it’s some sort of cute and quirky #momlife thing like realizing you mismatched your socks while in the Starbucks drive through in your $65,000 van. She has to appear as three for three even if she’s actually best three out of five, if that makes sense.


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[Nacholife]

replying to:

“And I just want you to know that although me and daddy had sex for a year when we didn’t love each other and I couldn’t stand looking at daddy’s face, you were born out of love. “

In regards to this comment, does anyone feel like Elle sees herself as the catch in the relationship and Dan should be grateful to be with her?

In their marriage video she commented that she tried to change him in the beginning physically. Then she reports to the world that he was a virgin when they met. In one of her videos she referenced that she realized what being an attractive blonde meant for her.

She’s delusional if she thinks she’s the catch. She brought a lot of baggage into this relationship and because of it she doesn’t always treat Dan with respect.

The guy is tall, fit, has a reasonable face, is a DOCTOR, comes from a nice family and yeah he’s a little dorky but he seems like a genuinely good person.

It just blows my mind how he puts up with all of her antics. It’s probably because she’s the first girl that gave it up for him. He doesn’t know any better.

She was trying to change Dan even after they were married. Remember when she used to make him go to a hipster barbershop and bought him a face cream set for Christmas Like we all know Dan would be happy just going to a cheap $10 barber and the only cream he ever uses is to wank off with...


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[ForeverGauc01]

I almost guarantee she forgot about her losses.


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[ForeverGauc01]

I almost guarantee she forgot about her losses.


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[SerendipitySusan]

Dear daughter,

There is this place on the internet where people say mean things about me. They say that I don’t go to church as much because I had a falling out with certain people. I can’t delete any of it or tell them off. But I know what I’ll do! I’ll show them! I’ll go to a different church and video there and post it on insta! Yeah! That will show them! Your mummy is so smart. It’s because I’m a digital social media marketing consulting branding influencer public figure. Those bitches (pops mummy said a bad word) are so jealous. That’s okay. My community loves me.

Love, Mummy.


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[TeachIT]

Lmaooooooo I noticed that too.

Dear daughter,

There is this place on the internet where people say mean things about me. They say that I don’t go to church as much because I had a falling out with certain people. I can’t delete any of it or tell them off. But I know what I’ll do! I’ll show them! I’ll go to a different church and video there and post it on insta! Yeah! That will show them! Your mummy is so smart. It’s because I’m a digital social media marketing consulting branding influencer public figure. Those bitches (pops mummy said a bad word) are so jealous. That’s okay. My community loves me.

Love, Mummy.


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[TeachIT]

My assumption is she 100% will never address what we say here EVER again after her last rant. Because then she promised she’d never look here again. And her loyal followers told her not to. So she can’t look bad and address what we say.

But girl, we know you see us. Your feed and stories clearly indicate it lol. It’s ok. It’s human to want to know the gossip about you, Elle. If you admitted to being human EVERYONE (loyals, us, and everyone in between) would respect you way more.

[ForeverGauc01]

That latest picture is so cringy. The awful orange filter, her hair, her “flexing” her abs, the pose in general. Everything is just so bad


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[TeachIT]

I didnt realize how bad her filters were until I saw her Santa pic. He looks orange not red. It just goes to show how much she processes all her photos.

That latest picture is so cringy. The awful orange filter, her hair, her “flexing” her abs, the pose in general. Everything is just so bad


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[Notablogger]

I didnt realize how bad her filters were until I saw her Santa pic. He looks orange not red. It just goes to show how much she processes all her photos.

That latest picture is so cringy. The awful orange filter, her hair, her “flexing” her abs, the pose in general. Everything is just so bad


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Yes the orange filter. Why? I guess she’s trying to have an aesthetic but when you’re turning red into orange I think it’s not quite working.

My husband came into the room once when I was watching her on YouTube on the big screen and his first comment was how over processed the film was. I didn’t realize before that that she filtered video too.

[TeachIT]

Yes everything is way too white/bright!

I didnt realize how bad her filters were until I saw her Santa pic. He looks orange not red. It just goes to show how much she processes all her photos.

That latest picture is so cringy. The awful orange filter, her hair, her “flexing” her abs, the pose in general. Everything is just so bad


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Yes the orange filter. Why? I guess she’s trying to have an aesthetic but when you’re turning red into orange I think it’s not quite working.

My husband came into the room once when I was watching her on YouTube on the big screen and his first comment was how over processed the film was. I didn’t realize before that that she filtered video too.

[okaythatlldo]

I bet her issues at church have more to do with her bible study groups/worship teams than being an actual member of the congregation. She used to go to women’s bible study and worship team practice I think on a weekly basis and mentioned it all the time. I can’t remember the last time she mentioned it.

**Stay tuned for a future vlog where Elle does not acknowledge this forum but casually mentions that she’s going to her women’s bible study group.**

Also, if she went to church today and smugly felt as if she was sticking it to all us haters, that says more about her than it does about us. ‍


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[Pamomma8422]

Has anyone seen any pix or signs of Bumpa in Elles stories? Remember we had to wait for him to see Elle in person before she could reveal the gender to all.

[Margie]

Has anyone seen any pix or signs of Bumpa in Elles stories? Remember we had to wait for him to see Elle in person before she could reveal the gender to all.

100% she told him over the phone. Probably over text! If it was so important for her to tell people in person, would they not have been AT the gender reveal? She doesn’t give a crap about telling them in person. Her life is so calculated, anything she does is STRICTLY for her channel and her views. That mentality will be the demise of her life. Her marriage will be dead on the ground in a couple of years, and could you blame her poor husband? She prioritizes her channel and everything she does for her channel over him. It’s so glaringly obvious by her pathetic content.

[TeachIT]

So I used to do YT too. I started around the time as Elle and actually outnumbered her in subs before she went viral. That’s how I found her, I was trying to get pregnant and found her pregnant with Forde.

As a YTer your whole life is scripted and calculated. You never enjoy any moments because it’s alwsys obsessing about “should I be filming this?” or “is this a good angle to film this? Are my kids/husband saying anything I shouldn’t publish?” It becomes obsessive and unhealthy. I stopped when my marriage had issues (ummm prob because we were obsessively filming every moment and staging life for views) and I didn’t want to go through all our issues online. Deleted my channel and never looked back. Never been happier.

My channel was only 1 vlog per week and the rest were sit down. Even at that volume it was stressful for my whole family. And I wasn’t going for the perfect guru, spotless house, lip injected ideal of beauty that she is. Even just being myself it was stressful.

I cannot imagine how obsessive and stressed her life is. Every moment is scripted and concerned with how it will appear for her followers and her brand. It’s a monster and she created it herself. I can guarantee she despises the workload but she continues because the attention she gets gives her validation (with her OCD, body dysmorphia, and attention seeking behavior it’s probably like crack for her).

Has anyone seen any pix or signs of Bumpa in Elles stories? Remember we had to wait for him to see Elle in person before she could reveal the gender to all.

100% she told him over the phone. Probably over text! If it was so important for her to tell people in person, would they not have been AT the gender reveal? She doesn’t give a crap about telling them in person. Her life is so calculated, anything she does is STRICTLY for her channel and her views. That mentality will be the demise of her life. Her marriage will be dead on the ground in a couple of years, and could you blame her poor husband? She prioritizes her channel and everything she does for her channel over him. It’s so glaringly obvious by her pathetic content.