BritneyandBruises: Parenting Optional (Part 59)

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nineteenninety3 wrote:Guys, Britney's Instagram has been a life saver tonight. I always wondered how people poured a jar of sauce over some ground beef and pasta. I feel enlightened. Thank you Britney, you've changed my life.

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And she’s claiming people have asked her for the recipes... ImageImageImageImageImage
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nutbagmcgee wrote:The birth vlog with 100% be sponsored. I'm guessing between a cord blood banking service or a hospital birthing gown/robe set.

Any other guesses?
My vote is for the birth vlog to be sponsored by the birthing gown company then she’ll do a “birth story” where she talks through the experience and that will be sponsored by the cord blood bank (or Vice versa.)
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Okay off topic but has anyone actually ever tried function of beauty shampoo? I’ve always wanted to try it but I don’t trust brittneys opinion. Especially because she has a new sponsor every freaking video, I doubt she actually uses the products.


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mem3896 wrote:Okay off topic but has anyone actually ever tried function of beauty shampoo? I’ve always wanted to try it but I don’t trust brittneys opinion. Especially because she has a new sponsor every freaking video, I doubt she actually uses the products.


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I have been using it for like 7-8 months now. I love it! If you want a discount code use this YouTuber’s. She never does sponsored videos unless she’s 1000% in love with said product and actually uses it. I think I’ve only seen her be sponsored 2-3x. One being this shampoo and the other being Audible. She’s not a mom, but her content is amazing.



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herebcofbritney wrote:At least they didn’t burn it this time ImageImage
Side note: has anyone here tried hello fresh? I want to try it since everyone is pushing it but is it even worth it?

If you go on their website you can find a lot of the recipes they ship. Yes you have to buy the ingredients but if your struggling finding ideas to cook it might be worth looking at. You can also sometimes find the same discount codes by the company by just googling hello fresh. Then you don’t have to use anyone’s code.


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gab91 wrote:
mem3896 wrote:Okay off topic but has anyone actually ever tried function of beauty shampoo? I’ve always wanted to try it but I don’t trust brittneys opinion. Especially because she has a new sponsor every freaking video, I doubt she actually uses the products.


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I have been using it for like 7-8 months now. I love it! If you want a discount code use this YouTuber’s. She never does sponsored videos unless she’s 1000% in love with said product and actually uses it. I think I’ve only seen her be sponsored 2-3x. One being this shampoo and the other being Audible. She’s not a mom, but her content is amazing.



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Ahh thank you!!


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You guys nailed it when you said Carlo looks like Ohio Keith. I've been trying to figure out who she looks like, definitely not Brit or Ean. I'm on board with the theory that Harlow isn't Ean's. We're just going to have to wait for Britney to have Scarlo hopefully sometime within the next 10 years and see how much she resembles Carlo. I have a hard time believing Britney just met Frank, and got pregnant instantly after knowing him for like a week. She's had 3 kids, she knows when she's fertile. You don't just accidentally get knocked up on the first date in most circumstances.
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She couldn’t be bothered to bank Carlo’s cord blood when it could possibly be useful for Nolan in the future, but I bet she banks sarlow’s.


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Guys I’m dying. In her nursery tour video she calls the Montessori bed a “monestary” bed. Y’know, like where monks live. 😂😂😂
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Overall I liked the nursery, but it lacks colour, especially considering it's also a toddler's room.
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The “pop of color” in the nursery is a god damn plant/tree lmao. All Britney cares about is how Pinteresty everything in her life looks. I would not want a plant like that in the same room as my toddler, that’s a mess waiting to happen.


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Did she really say she has a maid service? Bitch you stay home all day doing nothing. You can’t even bothered to take care of your damn kids.


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Only 13k views on her video.

It's pretty clear that scarlett is the golden child. She's not even out of the womb yet and already has 3/4 of that room while harlow only has a tiny corner.
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Anon991 wrote:Only 13k views on her video.

It's pretty clear that scarlett is the golden child. She's not even out of the womb yet and already has 3/4 of that room while harlow only has a tiny corner.
I don’t understand why all the nappies and change stuff are in the shared room and not in the master?? Surely she’s not going to go in and change scarlett while harlow is sleeping???

Id have set up the change table, crib, rocker chair in the master for now. Let harlow actually have her own room for five minutes.
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That dockatot or whatever it is shoved into the Moses basket gives me anxiety. I sincerely hope she doesn’t put Scarlett in there with it because it’s suffocation waiting to happen. I hate dockatots, it goes against every safe sleep instruction around.


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olemama wrote:
Avocado[31] wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:56 am
olemama wrote:This is off-topic, but Alyssa, Britney's sister, completed her associates degree. Congratulations to her. She took out loans and plugged away at it while working full-time. She had said she didn't want to do anymore schooling but now she is reconsidering going for her batchelor's degree. Keep going Alyssa!
Not to defend Brittany but she also has an associates degree. Not that impressive.

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Britney does not have an associates degree; she has a certificate from an online school. Nowhere near the same as Alyssa's associate. It's sad that you think that Alyssa's perseverance in obtaining her degree,while working full-time and without any support from her family, is "not that impressive". If Alyssa chooses to attend an Ohio 4 year state school, most of her credits will apply toward a batchelor degree. She would enroll as a second-semester sophomore or a beginning junior. None of Britney's coursework would be accepted by any 4 year South Carolina state school.
What are you Alyssa's best friend? An associates degree isn't that impressive though, it's only a two year degree. Britney does have an associates degree and I guess if you're looking to be impressed, you should probably gove the kudos to Britney for completing it while being a teen mom...

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Haulnarse wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:09 am
Anon991 wrote:Only 13k views on her video.

It's pretty clear that scarlett is the golden child. She's not even out of the womb yet and already has 3/4 of that room while harlow only has a tiny corner.
I don’t understand why all the nappies and change stuff are in the shared room and not in the master?? Surely she’s not going to go in and change scarlett while harlow is sleeping???

Id have set up the change table, crib, rocker chair in the master for now. Let harlow actually have her own room for five minutes.
It would be understandable for her to have size 2+ diapers in the nursery for when scarlett starts sleeping in there, but those look like newborn diapers. There's no way she's going to bring crying scarlett in the nursery with harlow sleeping in the tiny corner in the middle of the night just to change diapers. Especially if she ends up having a c-section. I hope she isn't THAT stupid.
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Am I the only one that doesn’t give a flying fuck what degrees ppl have? Having a degree doesn’t make you a good person. Alyssa got a degree & Britney has some pathetic online degree that will never be put to use (sLoW cLaP) big whoop. That doesn’t impress me, they’re both shitty human beings. I have no respect for anyone that drives drunk or vlogs/snapchats while driving.
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She has Scarlett Everleigh (still loving the trashy second name) plastered all over that room and then a tiny picture that says Harlow. Heirloom is in for a rude awakening once Scarecrow is here and she's not the favorite anymore. Edit: Okay she apparently has another sign with Harlow's name which... yeah... I don't know why she needs those names on display but okay.

She also closed the door while her kids where watching TV downstairs, most likely on their own. Maybe I'm too cautious but I would never leave my kids alone for that long.
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Sorry for the double post but why tf did she put that gigantic heavy wooden sign above Scarface’s crib...what if that was to fall off the wall?

Also the room looks absolutely ridiculous with Hallways bed thrown on the floor looking like it belongs to Luna. Then she has two signs with Scarlett’s full name on it, I mean that looks ridiculous and it’s overkill.

Also what is the point of having that bin of toys in the room? She clearly leaves Harlow alone in the room to entertain herself once she wakes up for god knows how long so she can ignore her and sleep.
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