"Ril" Life, Whiny Wife, Constant Strife | Gardner Quad Squad | Part 42

[lmmomSD]

Furniture shopping for girls beds is up, will Wait and hear the snarky version


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I only made it through about 9-10 minutes. Mom put lipsense on the girls, they went for lunch and the girls sat on the table at the restaurant, they ran up and down the sidewalks, went to Rocky Mountain Chocolate for more junk...that is where I stopped. I just can’t...


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They are so rude! I really want to eat my food off a table that has had a child's bottom on it. Do they ever stop to think? Wait, don't answer that. Probably a nice, pee-soaked pull up as well.
And those IG posts are so cringey. Their self esteem is so low that they have to _pretend_ that their daughters are saying nice things about them. Either that, or the opposite-- their egos are so enormous that they actually believe these things.

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[Morning Glory]

Fat daddy on his phone, Ashley tells the girls he is “instastorying” while he’s got his phone glued to his face like a teenager and he immediately puts his phone down. Clearly he wasn’t otherwise he would have finished what he was doing first.


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As much as I dislike Ashley, I feel sorry for her having him as a husband. I have tried to imagine my husband doing what Tyson does----instastorying, taking any interest in young girls not his own (we had boys anyway), lying on the couch if he wasn't sick---he'd be so bored. It is just unimaginable, him occupying himself the way Tyson does, and I know others here have said the same.

Why even go to the doctor's appointment, or bed shopping, if he's just staring into his phone? Oh, right, because he doesn't let Ashley out of his sight. Another thing I can't imagine my husband doing, clinging to me all the time.

Showing my age here: I still think of bed sizes as single or twin, double, queen and king. I guess double is now called "full". I will be interested to see what beds were bought. I think it's nice each girl gets her own night table. My sister and I always shared a room, and it was crowded, but my parents were doing their best for us. My mother (born 1923) grew up with three sisters and two brothers, and the kids all slept in double beds because that was what fit. So I don't think the Gardner kids sharing a bed would be bad, IF they didn't have to share everything else. They have nothing of their own, though, so I foresee forced bed-sharing, if that is what happens, will not work out well.

[GA Peach70]

Protip for Assley: if your child says your make up is "spicy", IT SHOULDN'T BE YOU THEIR F*CKING FACES. Take your Lipshit off their faces. Those kids will be zit faced by the time they start kindergarten.

They refuse to get the girls under control in the parking lot despite seeing and hearing moving cars close to the girls. Per usual they eat out, the girls are standing in the chairs, the heavies had their asses on the table where people eat (should have been kicked out for that). From lunch they go straight to the sweets shop, the girls are whiny (a heavy says candy hurts her belly... geez who would have guessed stuffing you child makes them feel poorly).

The girls run around the furniture store, climbing on display beds and Ass gives half hearted "get down"s. They still get on it.. with their feet on the sheets. She buys full beds (and full bedroom sets) and says the girls "loved it"... no, they loved the triple bunk bed and one of the heavies liked the single. Its pretty idiotic to get 4 full beds when the rooms are small and the girls didn't want it. What an ass.

I thought the girls knew how to behave out at restaurants and didn’t ever sit on the tables except at home according to the KADs. I’d be so embarrassed having my kids behave like these girls do. Get them under control assholes.

Asswipe has said many, many times how poent (potent) Seneshit is so why in the hell would you put it on your child’s lips and face? Good Lord that woman is dumber than shit. Stop making your child suffer once again so you can make yourself feel better for trying to look like you are a good mother by letting your little girl play in your makeup. That shit burns the fuck out of peoples lips and makes some crack and bleed. Again, why would you do that? She really has shit for brains.

I really hope that all the furniture they bought doesn’t fit. Dipshits probably didn’t measure because we all know fatboy isn’t man enough to have any tools around the house because Hod knows he doesn’t know how to do anything and is too lazy to get his fat ass off the couch. Assface is too dumb and doesn’t know how to read a tape measure. So I’m hoping it won’t fit but if it does that it will look like shit because their rooms are too small and everything will be crammed in there. Fatty won’t be able to move around in there or find a place to sit and sing to the girls at night with his amazing singing voice. Oh wait, that’s why they got the bigger beds so he can fit. For him to fit they need a California king size though.


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[lmmomSD]

I fast forwarded but stopped at the beginning of the bed shopping part.. the sad part is that the girls all picked out twin beds... and we know that’s not what they got.

And Beddy’s... eyeroll




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And they probably didn't take into consideration the girls' preferences on firmness or sleeping position. When we bought my kids' mattresses, the salesperson spent all this time asking about whether they sleep on their backs or sides, what they like in firmness, etc. Of course they didn't get single beds. They aren't singles! They are a unit! And Hod forbid they should have any room in their rooms.
Not surprised they got Beddies. I think it's a requirement for all Utah Mormon vloggers to do at least one sponsorship with Beddies. And Minky.

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[4x4 year olds]

Protip for Assley: if your child says your make up is "spicy", IT SHOULDN'T BE YOU THEIR F*CKING FACES. Take your Lipshit off their faces. Those kids will be zit faced by the time they start kindergarten.

They refuse to get the girls under control in the parking lot despite seeing and hearing moving cars close to the girls. Per usual they eat out, the girls are standing in the chairs, the heavies had their asses on the table where people eat (should have been kicked out for that). From lunch they go straight to the sweets shop, the girls are whiny (a heavy says candy hurts her belly... geez who would have guessed stuffing you child makes them feel poorly).

The girls run around the furniture store, climbing on display beds and Ass gives half hearted "get down"s. They still get on it.. with their feet on the sheets. She buys full beds (and full bedroom sets) and says the girls "loved it"... no, they loved the triple bunk bed and one of the heavies liked the single. Its pretty idiotic to get 4 full beds when the rooms are small and the girls didn't want it. What an ass.

I thought the girls knew how to behave out at restaurants and didn’t ever sit on the tables except at home according to the KADs. I’d be so embarrassed having my kids behave like these girls do. Get them under control assholes.

Asswipe has said many, many times how poent (potent) Seneshit is so why in the hell would you put it on your child’s lips and face? Good Lord that woman is dumber than shit. Stop making your child suffer once again so you can make yourself feel better for trying to look like you are a good mother by letting your little girl play in your makeup. That shit burns the fuck out of peoples lips and makes some crack and bleed. Again, why would you do that? She really has shit for brains.

I really hope that all the furniture they bought doesn’t fit. Dipshits probably didn’t measure because we all know fatboy isn’t man enough to have any tools around the house because Hod knows he doesn’t know how to do anything and is too lazy to get his fat ass off the couch. Assface is too dumb and doesn’t know how to read a tape measure. So I’m hoping it won’t fit but if it does that it will look like shit because their rooms are too small and everything will be crammed in there. Fatty won’t be able to move around in there or find a place to sit and sing to the girls at night with his amazing singing voice. Oh wait, that’s why they got the bigger beds so he can fit. For him to fit they need a California king size though.


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Even as the lipshit was being put on Indie? Ashley said something about her having sore lips or a rash. Can’t remember which now, not sure, but ouch


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[UnicornSnark]

I don’t understand why they’re buying beds at all- Ashley said on numerous occasions that their cribs convert to full size beds.

Are they “catching up” on vlogs? It seems the finished their trip, doctors, then bed shopping but in real time, doctors and bed shopping were a few days after their trip. Maybe not. Maybe they have nothing good to vlog. Or they are trying to compete with The Binghams.


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[lmmomSD]

Full size beds are 54 inches wide (137 cm). A twin/single bed is 36 inches wide. Queen beds are 60 inches wide and a little bit longer.


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[Snarky33]

How will tubby fit in their rooms now with two full sized beds, 2 night stands and a dresser. I'm glad she took the girlsess shopping pretending that they could pick out their new beds when mommy dearest knew all along she was getting what she wanted. I'm sure it will be the same for the bedding. It would seem the furniture store cut them a deal because their name was all over it and we know how they don't pay full price for anything. Same thing for the "beddies".

I don't know why the kads are always saying how well behaved those girls are. They don't listen to a thing they are told and are an accident waiting to happen. No manners whatsoever. They don't even say please or thank you when they are told to. There were signs all over not to let the kids climb up the bunk beds, but that didn't stop them.

[RolyPoly123]

The only thing they can ever think of to do when they are on their own with the girls (which is very rare) is to go shopping and go out to eat. Why can't they do something more interesting. These girls only seem to leave the house to go to school, church, dance and shopping/eating.

[GA Peach70]

Fat daddy on his phone, Ashley tells the girls he is “instastorying” while he’s got his phone glued to his face like a teenager and he immediately puts his phone down. Clearly he wasn’t otherwise he would have finished what he was doing first.


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As much as I dislike Ashley, I feel sorry for her having him as a husband. I have tried to imagine my husband doing what Tyson does----instastorying, taking any interest in young girls not his own (we had boys anyway), lying on the couch if he wasn't sick---he'd be so bored. It is just unimaginable, him occupying himself the way Tyson does, and I know others here have said the same.

Why even go to the doctor's appointment, or bed shopping, if he's just staring into his phone? Oh, right, because he doesn't let Ashley out of his sight. Another thing I can't imagine my husband doing, clinging to me all the time.

Showing my age here: I still think of bed sizes as single or twin, double, queen and king. I guess double is now called "full". I will be interested to see what beds were bought. I think it's nice each girl gets her own night table. My sister and I always shared a room, and it was crowded, but my parents were doing their best for us. My mother (born 1923) grew up with three sisters and two brothers, and the kids all slept in double beds because that was what fit. So I don't think the Gardner kids sharing a bed would be bad, IF they didn't have to share everything else. They have nothing of their own, though, so I foresee forced bed-sharing, if that is what happens, will not work out well.

I would go crazy if my husband followed me around like fatboy does and I love my husband more than life itself. I love spending time with him but if I want to go out with my friends without him I do. He never came along to a girls lunch, dinner, or play dates with the kids. I can’t stand it when someone is clingy. Drives me crazy. If my husband came along to photo shoots and crap like fatty did on the last trip they went on, I’d be having a serious discussion with him. Dude, get a life. Go hang out with the guys or by yourself if necessary. Just stop following me around like a lost puppy. In some of the other people’s videos and pics of the trip they showed fatty in the background. He looked so out if place and looked like such a douche bag being the only so called guy there. I’m sure all the other women and their husbands talked about them behind their backs and made fun of both of them but especially him being right there with Assface along with her stupidity and her makeup.

We all know what he was doing on the phone. Either talking to his little girlfriends or looking at and liking other women’s provocative pictures. That’s one reason he doesn’t want to get a job. He would be expected to actually work instead of stalking little girls and strange women online getting off on their pictures. That’s probably what he looked at when he jacked off into the cup to make his miracles not porn or a magazine.


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[GA Peach70]

This person can’t buy groceries for the week. I’m assuming they can’t afford to. How sad especially when these two fuckwads spend money faster than the quads can make it for them. They really are sickening they way they buy, buy, buy, spend, spend, spend and show off while they are doing so. Assholes.

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[peacekerry]

I don’t understand why they’re buying beds at all- Ashley said on numerous occasions that their cribs convert to full size beds.

Are they “catching up” on vlogs? It seems the finished their trip, doctors, then bed shopping but in real time, doctors and bed shopping were a few days after their trip. Maybe not. Maybe they have nothing good to vlog. Or they are trying to compete with The Binghams.


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That’s what I was wondering too.. they bought the white bed frames from that store as far as I could tell from the instastory. Are they saving the convertible cribs for the other two mattresses? Doubt it. They truly waste all their money on useless shit. Also, didn’t Asshat say they girls weren’t staying in their beds during the night? If they end up cramming all that furniture into the room I feel like there will be injuries from them running around.


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[Ebbies turn]

Furniture shopping for girls beds is up, will Wait and hear the snarky version


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I only made it through about 9-10 minutes. Mom put lipsense on the girls, they went for lunch and the girls sat on the table at the restaurant, they ran up and down the sidewalks, went to Rocky Mountain Chocolate for more junk...that is where I stopped. I just can’t...


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They are so rude! I really want to eat my food off a table that has had a child's bottom on it. Do they ever stop to think? Wait, don't answer that. Probably a nice, pee-soaked pull up as well.
And those IG posts are so cringey. Their self esteem is so low that they have to _pretend_ that their daughters are saying nice things about them. Either that, or the opposite-- their egos are so enormous that they actually believe these things.

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Like the girls could even come up with these thoughts on their own. These 2 just have big egos. For Evie it is pretty spot on though where it said “daddy understands” or whatever. Yeah Daddy has taught her that being a bully will get you your own way. It’s kind of creepy though the way he writes the things he does and the pictures he takes with them. I don’t have a daughter but I don’t see other fathers I know being this way with their daughters.

[Ebbies turn]

Their rooms are nowhere near big enough for all that crap. I currently have both of my boys in one room because we are remodeling the other bedroom and with their 2 single beds, book shelf, and a tv stand there’s not much room for anything else. Thankfully they have the captains beds with drawers in them for some of their clothing. I’d be willing to guess my boys’ room is pretty close to the size of the girls’ rooms. Single beds woulda been a better choice especially with all the furniture she got, otherwise the girls are going to need their own rooms which we know isn’t going to happen. Ass and Tubby would be forced to sleep together and he’d have to give up his office. They just buy on impulse and have to have the biggest and best (in their eyes) of every thing.

[Ebbies turn]

Sorry to keep posting I’m just catching up. I’m sure if the delivery people don’t come in and set the rooms up (and then tell her she’s an idiot to think all that shit will fit in those rooms) Tubby will be filming his brothers busting their asses carrying all the stuff up the stairs for him. If I were them I’d be telling him to fuck off.

[Guest]

I can’t believe they didn’t get them twin beds for their rooms. Does anyone know where their house plans are? I’m pretty sure someone posted a link before to the builders site. I’m wondering what their room dimensions are? Twin beds are 30 inches wide. Full beds are 54 inches wide. That’s 9 feet wide for two of them! They will likely fit but it will look ridiculous. Why must the girls have such s big bed anyways? Oh that’s right for perv to get in with them. That’s sooo disgusting to me. I know he wouldn’t do anything to his girls it’s just the principle of it. Can you imagine being 12 and having your dad get in bed with you? Sorry that’s just weird to me.


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How do you know he wouldn't do anything to the girls? All the signs are there that he would.

[spoiled2bits]

Who watched that Netflix documentary about the girl groomed and abducted at 12. All Mormons . Dad gives rapist a hand job, mom has sex with him and they let him sleep with their kid for therapy?! Parents utterly clueless this isn't ok

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[JD386]

I can’t believe they didn’t get them twin beds for their rooms. Does anyone know where their house plans are? I’m pretty sure someone posted a link before to the builders site. I’m wondering what their room dimensions are? Twin beds are 30 inches wide. Full beds are 54 inches wide. That’s 9 feet wide for two of them! They will likely fit but it will look ridiculous. Why must the girls have such s big bed anyways? Oh that’s right for perv to get in with them. That’s sooo disgusting to me. I know he wouldn’t do anything to his girls it’s just the principle of it. Can you imagine being 12 and having your dad get in bed with you? Sorry that’s just weird to me.


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How do you know he wouldn't do anything to the girls? All the signs are there that he would.

I don’t KNOW that he wouldn’t do anything to the girls but I also don’t feel like there’s major red flags pointing towards him doing things to his own children. Maybe I’m naive but I don’t think him checking out scantily clad women on IG means he’s going to sexually abuse his own children.


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[DoodleBop2]

This might be how they excuse the girls sharing a double bed. Oh we didn't measure and 2 double beds, 2 endtables etc would take up the entire room.

I wonder what kind of super waterproof mattress covers they've got?

I've had the best luck with the Target brand cotton blend sheets. They've held up extremely well to a lot of washing\use. I know they'll just throw out things that are worn but yeah I can't imagine spending that on kid bedding, even more so for kids who are not completely trained.

I caught the grocery shopping vlog - the girls are attempting to speak like typical 4 year olds and still they insist on screetching at them in those baby voices. At one point one of the girls was so exasperated with her mom omg mom talk like a human. Then she was just insisting the girls perform for the camera COUNT DURLS!

[RolyPoly123]

Who watched that Netflix documentary about the girl groomed and abducted at 12. All Mormons . Dad gives rapist a hand job, mom has sex with him and they let him sleep with their kid for therapy?! Parents utterly clueless this isn't ok

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Yes i saw that a couple of weeks ago. The parents were so naive and stupid.