GQS: Internet Creep, Needs Her Sleep, Girls’ Toys in Heap | Part 43

[photonailpolish]

Hi all,

I don’t post much at all, but am a faithful reader. I just saw the Book of Mormon for the second time and when they sang this song, I couldn’t help of thinking about “Elder Tyson”. Lol

Making Things Up Again

… You see? This book can help us!
I just told a lie
No, wait, I didn't lie
I just used my imagination
And it worked!
… You're making things up again, Arnold (But it worked, Dad!)
You're stretching the truth again and you know it
Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold (Joseph Smith?)
Because a lie is a lie (It's not a lie!)
You're making things up again, Arnold (Oh, conscience!)
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction!
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold
When you fib, there's a price

I hope it doesn’t offend anyone.

The song is on you tube and is hilarious.

I always think he is going to spooky Mormon hell dream
He used to be obsessed with maple logs (probs still is, just doesn’t show it) and the opening line of the song is

Long ago when I was five, I snuck in the kitchen late at night and ate a donut with a maple glaze. My father asked who ate the snack, I said that it was my brother jack. And jack got grounded for fourteen days.


If that ain’t Tyson idk what is!!!


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[AthenaA]

Umm, is he trying to be snarky or sarcastic? Cuz I'm pretty damn sure he can afford a pair of shoes if he can afford a hot tub?? Heck they even sell dress shoes at Payless and probably even walmart. Although with asswipe having to buy all designer clothes maybe there really is nothing left in the budget for his wardrobe? [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201902 ... 8c99b9.jpg[/IMG]

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Seriously? He is crying poor?


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[AthenaA]

I know we don’t give KADs a lot of credit. But every time he posts some BS about not affording shoes when they have a) bought a hot tub b) travelled to another country c) continue to eat out constantly d) spent a fortune on beds for preschoolers and e) are heading off to Disney all in the span of two months people will see the discrepancy. They may not be vocal about it. They may not unsubscribe. But they do stop watching. You might gain new subs and watchers but unless you retain the ones you had you are just treading water. Or drowning. And they barely have their heads above water.


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[Ld5]

The cribs and dressers are already in the basement... why not just donate them? The next TLC show they’ll be on is Hoarding:buried alive



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I am way behind so forgive me if this was already addressed but they said they already donated 3 of the cribs and were keeping 1 for guests. Are all the cribs down there?


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It was hard to tell.. but both dressers are down there


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[Nikki]

Maybe he can’t actually afford new shoes because asswipe does the business that brings in the money (lioshut) and controls those cards, he gets to spend what comes in from blankets, and household is vlogs. Girls get nothing. Totally wouldn’t shock me if some incomes were in one name only.


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[reefmango]

Maybe the Bison should start a Go-Fund Me for shoes? I did see a page on LiveStrong of the 10 best shoes for obese people. Perhaps a second one for a back brace as laying on your spine 24/7 loses muscle fairly fast.

He could actually visit a ril doctor and go on a diet; solving several of his problems all at one time. Maybe there is a giant diabetes sore in that shoe. Or a gout toe? Or ankles that roll from the sheer volume from all they have to cart around all day? A diet would solve that. And his back problems. And maybe his self esteem might rise enough so he might stop licking the camera.

Btw did anyone see the guns on the Chatwins dad hugging newborn triplet Royal? He did not even need to flex - it was just right there supporting the infant.

Regarding shoes, maybe if TyTy starts conveniently showing and/or commenting about his shoe size, one of the KADs will send him a pair

[Predikat]

https://www.heydudeshoesusa.com/collect ... ly-braided

Are these Tylard's shoes?

[Cavmom20]

I just quickly scanned all their IG accounts for the #sundayfashion pic I posted above to see if anyone called TyCryMeARiver out about not being able to afford shoes and I can't find that comment thread anywhere (I can't remember which of the 1794 accounts i saw it on). Did they seriously delete those comments? He is so petty.

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[GA Peach70]

I just quickly scanned all their IG accounts for the #sundayfashion pic I posted above to see if anyone called TyCryMeARiver out about not being able to afford shoes and I can't find that comment thread anywhere (I can't remember which of the 1794 accounts i saw it on). Did they seriously delete those comments? He is so petty.

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I think it’s on one of their Facebook pages. Sorry I can’t remember which one.


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[OldCountry]

https://www.heydudeshoesusa.com/collect ... ly-braided

Are these Tylard's shoes?

They probably are. I can't stop laughing. Back when it was talked about here when he was on Snapchat before he 'supposedly' stop going on there, wasn't his name 'Dude' or 'The Dude' on there? I don't remember exactly, but I remember at the time when he was still on there, he showed some new shoes that he had bought which he posted on his IG or somewhere else,,, at the time I'm thinking,, "What a dick! He bought new shoes from a company in which the name he 'related' to or thinking they related to him" I had forgotten all about that. Thank you for that reminder, I can't stop laughing.

Guess that is why he went to Tubby's for lunch.

[Cavmom20]

I just quickly scanned all their IG accounts for the #sundayfashion pic I posted above to see if anyone called TyCryMeARiver out about not being able to afford shoes and I can't find that comment thread anywhere (I can't remember which of the 1794 accounts i saw it on). Did they seriously delete those comments? He is so petty.

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I think it’s on one of their Facebook pages. Sorry I can’t remember which one.


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Ahh yes you're right. I can't keep them all straight!

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[4x4 year olds]

What a crock of BS that he can't afford new clothes and shoes. Give up the cooker man and sodas for a month and you could buy a few pairs of pants and new shoes. He really thinks people are gullible that he can't afford new clothes when they constantly eat out, get take out and are world travelers. Just look at the money spent on the spa, gifts for the girls brought back from vacation and the girls rooms. Good one Tylard. The least you could do is pay a tailor to hem your pants and wash your sweater. What a slob.

And yes, Clownface, you can use that excuse that your are doing the best you can...but really you are saying that your best is subpar compared to most other mothers. You are not doing the best you can, you are doing the best you care to do. Obviously, your "me" time is always more important than doing better for your family. She has four 4 year olds but needs her beauty sleep and at least one hour to apply her face each day.

Did he actually say he couldn’t afford new shoes? Oh, tell me it isn’t so?!


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[4x4 year olds]

What a crock of BS that he can't afford new clothes and shoes. Give up the cooker man and sodas for a month and you could buy a few pairs of pants and new shoes. He really thinks people are gullible that he can't afford new clothes when they constantly eat out, get take out and are world travelers. Just look at the money spent on the spa, gifts for the girls brought back from vacation and the girls rooms. Good one Tylard. The least you could do is pay a tailor to hem your pants and wash your sweater. What a slob.

And yes, Clownface, you can use that excuse that your are doing the best you can...but really you are saying that your best is subpar compared to most other mothers. You are not doing the best you can, you are doing the best you care to do. Obviously, your "me" time is always more important than doing better for your family. She has four 4 year olds but needs her beauty sleep and at least one hour to apply her face each day.

Did he actually say he couldn’t afford new shoes? Oh, tell me it isn’t so?!


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Wowzers, he did! Surely he wasn’t being serious? He needs to give up his day ‘job’ and become a comedian That is so funny.....and not one person questions it either. Surely no one would be stupid enough to send a voucher for shoes? Anybody that believes that obviously watches the vlogs with their eyes closed and sound on mute.


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[4x4 year olds]

Someone here commented about her cleaning all day as well [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201902 ... f80963.jpg[/IMG]


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[OldCountry]

I am attempting to repost Bison's comment about not being able to afford something..new shoes?, it's from Cavmom.

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[4x4 year olds]

I am attempting to repost Bison's comment about not being able to afford something..new shoes?, it's from Cavmom.

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Hod must be laughing hard in heaven after reading that.....


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[Donits]

Not real nanny is packing for the girls.

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[Imsorrybut]

I think he was just being an asshole about the shoes comment. I think he's being a smartass because everyone knows they are loaded and he wanted to be a little petty bitch about everyone saying he looked like trash.

Also thank God the bows are packed for Disney how would they survive without BOWS????

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[OldCountry]

While scrolling here, I saw this pic from a while back posted in the ad banner section. Thought it would give a good laugh. It did for me I am guessing some of the 'purple' fell from her hair onto her 'stash' or maybe not. Might have needed a procedure after that picture to cure that look.

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[Night lady]

What a crock of BS that he can't afford new clothes and shoes. Give up the cooker man and sodas for a month and you could buy a few pairs of pants and new shoes. He really thinks people are gullible that he can't afford new clothes when they constantly eat out, get take out and are world travelers. Just look at the money spent on the spa, gifts for the girls brought back from vacation and the girls rooms. Good one Tylard. The least you could do is pay a tailor to hem your pants and wash your sweater. What a slob.

And yes, Clownface, you can use that excuse that your are doing the best you can...but really you are saying that your best is subpar compared to most other mothers. You are not doing the best you can, you are doing the best you care to do. Obviously, your "me" time is always more important than doing better for your family. She has four 4 year olds but needs her beauty sleep and at least one hour to apply her face each day.

Did he actually say he couldn’t afford new shoes? Oh, tell me it isn’t so?!


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Yup he sure did. If that doesn't prove to the KADs hes a bold faced LIAR, nothing will. Ho hum.....

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