xxxJoelPolexxx (Lucy Eades) Part 5

[amberloo]

I watched some of the video and then paused it, her face when I paused it was crazy looking, what made it even better is when I went to upload it to Tinypic it made me type in 'basket case'
I hope the picture works, I'm not too good at uploading them.

[sdmomma]

At least she answered a lot of our questions! Hi Lucy!!!

[TaylorKnows]

I watched some of the video and then paused it, her face when I paused it was crazy looking, what made it even better is when I went to upload it to Tinypic it made me type in 'basket case'
I hope the picture works, I'm not too good at uploading them.

*screams* IT'S ALIVE!!!!

[PattySimcox]

Had a sonogram on the 17th. Bed rest is over.
She feels like her belly is small compared to last time. Doesn't feel pregnant.
She's bloated, back pain, nauseous, heartburn, exhausted, out of breath, migraines, round ligament pain.
Losing her mucous plug, shared a photo. Is producing colostrum.

Stopped progesterone around 10 weeks.
Still taking baby Asprin.
Stopped Lovenox injections.

Her next midwife appointment is in a few days.
It snowed on Christmas.
There's an annoying barking dog.
She spent 4 minutes showing us a stuffed animal and cards?

Her weight is 120-125, belly measurement is 33 inches.

Recap Over!

[mommyluvv]

Oh.. And Peyson hasn't nursed in like 2-3 days. But she is still nursing.

[Bob'sBurgers]

Oh.. And Peyson hasn't nursed in like 2-3 days. But she is still nursing.

Lucy is still nursing someone or pumping or Peyson is still nursing? I am confused; I did not watch the video btw. If the kid stopped nursing and she is producing colostrum Peyson doesn't seem to want it and prefers milk and might not nurse anymore.

[canadianchik]

Well at least the mystery has been solved regarding the validity of her pregnancy.

And I hate to admit it, but I kind of love how she had her entry way decorated. I wish my house had that "new construction" feel.

Had to laugh a little at that comment. You hate to admit that you like her entry way? Why? Cause you would rather despise every single little thing about her and everything in her world, including her house?

[All4Fun]

I wonder if the wills on her expedition suffered from the weight of the donated toys. Deflated tires are a pretty big dill.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just snorted ... Freaking awesome.

[ladybug]

^^^^ canadianchik--please just go away and never come back or SHUT UP! you always happen to pop up and defend Lucy at random times. You are very weird. You obviously LIKE her, but continue to read here ALL THE TIME!!!

[All4Fun]

Watching the holy 25 minute video now. 1st thing wow Lucy you sure played us on the bed rest. You clean up nicely in a week of no bed rest. 2nd a video that isn't on your phone.. You actually took the time to do a vlog the right way.. Itching her nose about bed rest.. Bitch is clearly lying.. LMFAO! As always Lucy you get the itchy nose because your ass doesn't tell the truth.. EVER!!! Lmao so she is talking about having a itchy nose in every video and then starts scratching her head..
Apparently it's weird to do a vlog in front of Jacelyn and her husband now? Um since when?? LMFAO..
Hold up. She forgot about the OB appointment she talked about in her video previously about being postponed etc. I highly doubt she forgot about it. Clearly she didn't want to go to the OB because of her being off of bed rest. She didn't want to be put back on it. Dude she got cleared of her SCH is gone? (And she was itching her nose at one point again). Her pregnancy reminds her of Kacen's and she's having a hard time knowing she's pregnant? How is that possible? She's been on bed rest for a while, wouldn't that make it real enough? Or how about that god awful morning sickness she was having?? Wait, wait wait waitttttt... She doesn't think she has a belly? Please!!!! Omg this woman is so full of herself if she truly think she doesn't have any belly yet. She starts showing super early with all of her kids!
When she talks about her break outs, she never shows the ones on her "jawl" so I truly don't believe she has any there.
I am shocked she's asking for advice on face cleaner. You'd think with this being her 4th pregnancy and with her having it in every pregnancy there are certain brands you can't use while pregnant. Wait, wait a minute. Is this bitch seriously trying to say her moisturizer is helping her jawl problems and she can suddenly move her jawl??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.. What a idiot.. smh... Oh this video is freaking hilarious and we are almost 5 minutes in..
Now she's talking about Kacen's cheek's being red? Here we go off subject again.. She was doing so good too...
She thinks her stomach is smaller this time... Compared to Peyson's and it freaks her out because it's small. So she figured it's her 4th pregnancy and it's going so well that she'd be the same size or bigger. She thinks she was HUGE with Peyson, and apparently her and Joel went through her pregnancy photos with Peyson and couldn't get over how HUGE she was.. Wait wait.. She got questioned while pregnant with Peyson how big she was at 30 weeks and said she had 10 weeks to go (thought she went by her 37th week since ALL of her kids were born at 37 weeks??) God this is a freaking long ass video. I am only 6 minutes in.. Lord I am going to need a hammer and a drink by the time this is over.
So hold up.. She said a few ago that she has 0 belly, and now is talking about how she's bloated and has a belly come night time. Which is it Lucy? Either you do or DON'T have a belly. And why is Jacelyn up at 10:51 at night? Get your kid to bed! And she's gassy and constipated which is why she has 0 belly too. Anyone find it weird that she had 0 things to talk about a few weeks ago and suddenly is off bed rest and now has all these pregnancy related things to talk about??
Bahahaha watching her talk about her morning sickness is freaking hilarious. She starts off talking about it and then gags almost during talking. And now she has heartburn with it. And again is asking for advice on it. Wow shocked. She's back to being exhausted and out of breath, and points to herself when she started talking about being out of breath.. bhahahahahaha..
Hold up, bitch is drinking DR. Pepper to get rid of her headaches?? That shocked me for some reason!! lmao. Oh wait, a couple of sips.. Bitch is straight drinking from the bottle I bet.. bahahaha.
4 days ago she started loosing her mucus plug. And took a photo for everyone to see! Here you go! Hope you all enjoy the plug photo. ::GAG::


She told her midwife and she started telling her midwife and her midwife told her she could check her cervix and she said no and then the midwife said she could come check it for her.
1 of her boobs is making colostrum and the other is making milk. Peyson isn't nursing often hasn't in 2-3 days.
Why did she stop taking her baby aspirin and why did she stop taking her progesterone before her 10 week mark? She stopped her lovenox shots too. Not surprised. Suddenly she is off of everything. And she still has the bruise from her week 7 injection..
Wow watching her talk about her midwife vs ob is hilarious.. "My ob she's not horrrrrrrrrible (pathetic over dramatic face). She's just (bites lip) I really love my widwife.. I reaaaaaaaally love my midwife!"
So she cancelled the ultrasound she had for that day, and wouldn't have gone either way because they got snow.
OMG. She's holding the bear someone sent her that she got crap for for not thanking.. bahahahahaha. And she is overly doing her thank you, as always. I am just imagining her throwing it on the ground and walking away after the video.. Here Lily, here's a new chew toy for ya!
So she's thanking the people for their cards and the camera dies and she's in front of her tree with Joel videoing her talking. Oh and she's doing a slight review for fairhaven's prenatal yoga! LMFAO.. She didn't think Yoga was really serious and that she'd get what she needed from it. But gives props to those who do yoga because it's hard. And she admits that she's been lazy about uploading a belly shot! She has a belly wth is she talking about??
So she asks Joel to follow her to get her tape measure to do her measurement and he follows her then she gets silent because Peyson was asleep in their bed. And then she walks back and measures it. And then she shows a quick second of the baby. And just like that the video is done... And I am spent.

[ladybug]

^^^^ I think she is showing pretty good for 12 weeks! I didn't show til 24+ weeks w/ my 1st baby. (I'm 5"8') I don't get why she's saying she doesn't have a belly? Mine was flat as a board @ 12 weeks!

[dfwmom]

If Joel wouldn't have filmed the last half the video would have been at least 40 mins long. And I'm honestly amazed that she hasn't claimed that she was magically cured of her blood clotting disorder yet. I woul wonder if her midwife knows...and you have to wonder if this OB knows she plans to birth at home...

[junepher]

Picture of mucus plug ...BARF!

[VerucaSalt]

I just find it so annoying how throughout the video she keeps asking Joel questions that she obviously knows the answers to.
"What was the name of the lotion Joel? Ce, Ceta, Oh Cetaphil!'
"How many days ago did I lose my mucous plug? Oh yeah 4 days ago."
"How many years since it's snowed in Texas? Yeah, 37 years!"
Why does she do that? To make Joel seem more involved? Ughhh....

Also, when she asked the OB if she could stop doing the injections the doctor said yes as long as you keep taking the baby aspirin everyday but she had already said she doesn't take it regularly. Because, obviously she knows better then her OB. It's like she doesn't even care about the health of her baby and does whatever she "fills" like.

And ANOTHER sonogram.... doesn't that make like 8 now, at only 12 weeks? Good lord...
How many different doctors is she seeing that she would have scheduled 2 sonograms in the same week and forgotten about one?

[ladybug]

Lucy's baby is definately going to have autism with that many ultrasounds!! (jk I don't believe that crap). Just funny how things change with her. If this was an uncomplicated pregnancy, she would still be saying the same thing. I noticed she said "she" in the video when referring to the baby.

[Craziness]

Here is my ? Did anybody notice how the day before Christmas she had brown nails or whatever color which is ugly BTW and the day after Christmas she had red nails but yet she would not have gone to her dr appt due to the roads. So when was it safe for her to be out exactly? Oh and the roads were not that bad plus the drivers that were in there is were probably drunk! I was out driving Christmas Day and the day after.


Love the cover up of how I saw her out and about on Wednesday I believe and she had come off bed rest that Monday. Why didn't t she do a video she is seriously slacking on her lies or updates whatever you wanna call it. The mucus plug was nasty which I do not believe she is already losing it probably something leftover from you know what. Plus you make extra secretions there during pregnancy. Sorry to be so gross just thought she was not being smart as usual.

Would love for her to answer the nail question when the color was changed love catching her in lies.

[All4Fun]

Here is my ? Did anybody notice how the day before Christmas she had brown nails or whatever color which is ugly BTW and the day after Christmas she had red nails but yet she would not have gone to her dr appt due to the roads. So when was it safe for her to be out exactly? Oh and the roads were not that bad plus the drivers that were in there is were probably drunk! I was out driving Christmas Day and the day after.


Love the cover up of how I saw her out and about on Wednesday I believe and she had come off bed rest that Monday. Why didn't t she do a video she is seriously slacking on her lies or updates whatever you wanna call it. The mucus plug was nasty which I do not believe she is already losing it probably something leftover from you know what. Plus you make extra secretions there during pregnancy. Sorry to be so gross just thought she was not being smart as usual.

Would love for her to answer the nail question when the color was changed love catching her in lies.

Oh I believe her on the mucus plug, my pregnancy with my baby that I just had last week I lost mine once a month from 13 weeks to 26 weeks. It was disgusting as hell. I never had that with my other kids either.

[junepher]

I bet she made joel and the kids look at it, before having joel capture it on camera. "this is from momma's cervix!" And how sexy it must be for a spouse to have to see such things. Lucy always checks her vag secretions religiously

[Chevbowlyn]

You know, I really wanted to make it through my whole life without seeing Lucy's mucus plug!

[thelittlefamilyof3]

Well at least the mystery has been solved regarding the validity of her pregnancy.

And I hate to admit it, but I kind of love how she had her entry way decorated. I wish my house had that "new construction" feel.

Had to laugh a little at that comment. You hate to admit that you like her entry way? Why? Cause you would rather despise every single little thing about her and everything in her world, including her house?

No, I hate to admit it because the rest of Lucy''s house looks completely unappealing to me and I normally find her taste to be rather tacky. Has that satisfied your curiosity?