The Lindquists

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:23 pm

How many selfies/poses do you think Elle goes through before she finds one she’s happy to post on Instagram? And then she clearly gives Dan just one take and puts it on the internet without even looking at it.

I sure hope that’s a vegan leather jacket!

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Unread post by **Nacholife** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:25 pm

Did this vegan mom of 3 just post her husband wearing a leather jacket

I guess she forgot to use her vegan filter.

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Unread post by **Margie** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:33 pm

The god awful orange filter she uses on her shit is horrendous! It does nothing for their already colourless complexions. Ew, just ew.

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:42 pm

I’m also loving the caption. She says she doesn’t showcase him on social media because he’ll never see it and she prefers to praise him in person. And yet she’ll write love letters to her kids on social media even though they will also never see it? I’m confused!

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Unread post by **Margie** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:12 pm

okaythatlldo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:42 pm I’m also loving the caption. She says she doesn’t showcase him on social media because he’ll never see it and she prefers to praise him in person. And yet she’ll write love letters to her kids on social media even though they will also never see it? I’m confused!

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Hahahaha! This is such a valid point!

Obviously her letters to her kids are crafted because they get views, dan doesn’t attract views and the attention she is after so he’s chopped liver.

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:23 pm

ForeverGauc01 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:57 pm Omg Dan used to be fairly attractive. Maybe it’s the the god awful filter she’s using but shit. He is NOT looking good anymore.

She’s wearing him down so much that he looks like shit now lol

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Being married to her is aging the hell out of him. Understandably. Talk about high maintenance!

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:26 pm

Margie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:33 pm The god awful orange filter she uses on her shit is horrendous! It does nothing for their already colourless complexions. Ew, just ew.

YES! Elle get the hell off VSCO or pic a new filter, that one is TERRIBLE. But I think she likes that it makes them look washed out because it plays off her “Scandinavian” aesthetic. Her genetics test, “unique” baby names, and nickname of Viking for Cohen.

Girl, you’re white. You aren’t special. Move along.

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:30 pm

Also triple post but idk.

I thought she actually had some unique content about keeping smart home safe. NOPE JUST A SPONSORED AD GUYS. Don’t worry, our girl didn’t suddenly become an actual content creator

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:00 pm

TeachIT wrote:
Margie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:33 pm The god awful orange filter she uses on her shit is horrendous! It does nothing for their already colourless complexions. Ew, just ew.
YES! Elle get the hell off VSCO or pic a new filter, that one is TERRIBLE. But I think she likes that it makes them look washed out because it plays off her “Scandinavian” aesthetic. Her genetics test, “unique” baby names, and nickname of Viking for Cohen.

Girl, you’re white. You aren’t special. Move along.

Remember when she had her DNA tested and it came back that she was 1% Iranian or something? I fully expected her to start hashtagging her posts with #womenofcolour.

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Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:31 pm

okaythatlldo wrote:
TeachIT wrote:
Margie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:33 pm The god awful orange filter she uses on her shit is horrendous! It does nothing for their already colourless complexions. Ew, just ew.
YES! Elle get the hell off VSCO or pic a new filter, that one is TERRIBLE. But I think she likes that it makes them look washed out because it plays off her “Scandinavian” aesthetic. Her genetics test, “unique” baby names, and nickname of Viking for Cohen.

Girl, you’re white. You aren’t special. Move along.
Remember when she had her DNA tested and it came back that she was 1% Iranian or something? I fully expected her to start hashtagging her posts with #womenofcolour.

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Omg I actually cracked up at this. She totally would

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Unread post by **Margie** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:28 am

How many DITL OF A PREGNANT STAY AT HOME MOM OF 3 vlogs can she do?! She needs different vlog content. This is all she can come up with?

And to save you all the view... there is no haul. It’s 7 minutes of high speed musical backed dresser building, which is WAY TOO LONG! She’s always done this.. especially with the boys at the park. 15 seconds tops Elle, to show that’s what was happening, but literally no one wants to watch you build a dresser for 7 minutes or see your kids go down a slide for 5 minutes. Also the dresser has the ugliest drawer pulls I have ever seen!

And the “haul” portion is her sitting on the floor cutting the tags off of all the girl clothes we’ve all already seen. The biggest snore of a vlog! She is the most basic bitch out there. For real.

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:41 am

I haven’t watched her videos in forever but I did today. Yikes. Thoughts.

I’d love her explanation about how IKEA is a sustainable “quality over quantity” choice? I love IKEA but sustainable they are not.

Poor Cohen trying to talk in the car after the midwife and even Dan is telling him “wait until mommy’s done (vlogging)” - her boring ass vlog is more important that listening to her kid?

Also during the 7 min dresser build

notice how patient she was being with him BUT she kept looking at the camera to make sure it was filming/in frame. Her fake mom voice is so obvious, especially when she thinks he lost a screw and you can hear her real tone come out for a second until she finds it - then back to fake sweet mom voice!

Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:29 am

Ohh but she had to have the $1300(US) Snoo box very clearly displayed in that seven minutes of dresser building timelapse...

Unread post by **Margie** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:49 am

Hahaha I noticed her interaction with Cohen as well. She wouldn’t even let him attempt what he originally wanted to do! Of course he won’t be able to do it, but let him at least try!! “Oh read me the instructions” OKAY! Set him up for failure right off the get go Elle! What a twat.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where extremely low self confidence originates! Her kids will be grown up versions of her!

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:49 am

Don’t you guys know that every mom needs a $1500 bassinet for her third baby?

Those drawer pulls are just NO. I think they’re supposed to be pulled up and affixed to the dresser as a tab? Having them hang down like straps is not right. I’m constantly questioning this girl’s taste.

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Unread post by **BeepBoop28** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:23 pm

I had to google what a snoo was. It’s basically a sleep-training bassinet. I guess Elle finally acknowledged her sleep training ‘expertise’ wasn’t cutting it? Personally, I don’t think babies that young should be sleeping through the night - they need to feed. And, If she has supply issues now she’ll dry up FOR SURE with this thing.

Also - anyone else notice that ugly chair was ‘sponsored’ content. THAT’S why she had one. I haven’t watched her video but how boring if it’s really 7 minutes of building a dresser.

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:38 pm

BeepBoop28 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:23 pm I had to google what a snoo was. It’s basically a sleep-training bassinet. I guess Elle finally acknowledged her sleep training ‘expertise’ wasn’t cutting it? Personally, I don’t think babies that young should be sleeping through the night - they need to feed. And, If she has supply issues now she’ll dry up FOR SURE with this thing.

Also - anyone else notice that ugly chair was ‘sponsored’ content. THAT’S why she had one. I haven’t watched her video but how boring if it’s really 7 minutes of building a dresser.

Most of her expensive gear is sponsored. She is apparently only about “quality over quantity” when the shit is free.

Nobody to sponsor a dresser? Then IKEA particle board will work!

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:13 pm

I’m surprised she didn’t have any left over Canadian Tire gift cards from her 100k subscriber party since no one showed up, she could hand bought a shitty dresser from that store too.

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Unread post by **Notablogger** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:20 pm

I saw Elle very quickly at the mall today. She actually looked nice and put together but very unapproachable and had her phone shoved in her face as she pushed the little one. She doesn’t look as puffy in real life. Just like a normal sized pregnant person. That’s all.

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:22 am

She talked about how swollen she is for over 3 minutes in today’s vlog.

I can’t believe she’s been taking anti-anxiety pills for 1.5 years and is just mentioning this now! For someone who claims to be authentic and empowering, I wonder why she felt she had to hide this for so long? It’s nothing to be ashamed of and no one expects prayer and essential oils to solve everything.

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