GQS| Indie Cried, Donkey Sighed, Your Face Is A Lie! | Part 48

[Donits]

Recently they mentioned at a family dinner that Claudia has a daughter.
Yet in his newest blog post, no mention of her daughter.
Is that just because she's not biologically his brothers child?
How bloody insulting.

[mandm4dad]

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Despicable humans. Both need to burn in Hell. Maybe he can lie while lying around and she can sell the Devil himself some lovely makeup that doesn’t sweat off while they’re there. Hate these two idiots and those who stand by and do nothing to get those girls help.


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[Snarky33]

They don’t want to "use all their talents and abilities making someone else richer or do all the hard work, working long hour and not seeing any of the benefits." Hmmm, isn’t that what most of the team members below A$$ley are doing. In MLM businesses it’s always those at the bottom making all the money for those at the top like A$$ley.

They act like they are these big business owners, yet the only business they “own” is their Chinese blanket scam business. Senegence does not belong to them. She is always telling everyone to sign up under her and make lots of money. However, unlike her, most of us don’t have miracle quadruplets to exploit for moneymaking purposes.

And of course once again Mr. Buffoon Pontificator is talking about writing a book. I can only imagine the chapters…
Chapter 1 Big Fat Liars
Chapter 2 Even Bigger, Fatter Scammers
Chapter 3 Having Private Conversations with Underage Girls,
Chapter 4 How to Groom a 13 year old When You’re 19
Chapter 5 Pretend You Have 500 Jobs While You Sit on Your Ass All Day
Chapter 6 Eating Your Way to a Heart Attack by Age 40
Chapter 7 Pretending You’re Religious by Posing for Church Pictures Twice a Month
Chapter 8 Lie Feeds Will Make You Feel Like Other Give a Shit What You Have to Say
Chapter 9 Getting Out of Your In-Laws Basement
Chapter 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Wife’s Bed
Chapter 11 Living with the Fact Your Wife Makes 99% of Your Household Income
Chapter 12 Others Can Raise Your Precious Miracles While You Travel the World
Chapter 13 Exploiting Your Children so They Grow Up to Hate You

[gram3]

They don’t want to "use all their talents and abilities making someone else richer or do all the hard work, working long hour and not seeing any of the benefits." Hmmm, isn’t that what most of the team members below A$$ley are doing. In MLM businesses it’s always those at the bottom making all the money for those at the top like A$$ley.

They act like they are these big business owners, yet the only business they “own” is their Chinese blanket scam business. Senegence does not belong to them. She is always telling everyone to sign up under her and make lots of money. However, unlike her, most of us don’t have miracle quadruplets to exploit for moneymaking purposes.

And of course once again Mr. Buffoon Pontificator is talking about writing a book. I can only imagine the chapters…
Chapter 1 Big Fat Liars
Chapter 2 Even Bigger, Fatter Scammers
Chapter 3 Having Private Conversations with Underage Girls,
Chapter 4 How to Groom a 13 year old When You’re 19
Chapter 5 Pretend You Have 500 Jobs While You Sit on Your Ass All Day
Chapter 6 Eating Your Way to a Heart Attack by Age 40
Chapter 7 Pretending You’re Religious by Posing for Church Pictures Twice a Month
Chapter 8 Lie Feeds Will Make You Feel Like Other Give a Shit What You Have to Say
Chapter 9 Getting Out of Your In-Laws Basement
Chapter 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Wife’s Bed
Chapter 11 Living with the Fact Your Wife Makes 99% of Your Household Income
Chapter 12 Others Can Raise Your Precious Miracles While You Travel the World
Chapter 13 Exploiting Your Children so They Grow Up to Hate You

What talents and abilities do they have? For real? That's a question to be answered on the blog.

[Krissy M24]

Been out all afternoon n got back and read everything....interesting day!

[Krissy M24]

Alert the media, they are actually family bonding n playing board games...

They DO listen to us!

[Night lady]

Did anyone watch the Bingham's vlog today? Branden said something about their bedroom and mindy said no, its really my bedroom, or something to that effect. It totally sounded like they were playing a ha ha on Assface and Fatboys bedroom situation.

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[Night lady]

Surprised nobody has asked them where they have the scrunchies "manufactured". That would definitely be deleted.

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[ears]

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[spooky]

They both need to take a writing class!!! And a comprehension class!!! And a geography class!! Why so many exclamation points!!! WHY!?!

Love that the Greece vlogs are tanking; even though Greece is gorgeous and is so so beautiful; I really love it!!!!!!

[Krissy M24]

I like it how no one interested in the Greece Vlog...serves the Gardeners

[4x4 year olds]

Perfectly said. I don’t understand how she doesn’t understand less is more. She really looks like a clown and a whore. The other day she had that shit all over her face and she turned to talk to Amanduh. All I could see was the dirty brown/orange shit with the white shit on top of it, not blended in. The white shit in the corner of her eyes is so hard to look at. She actually has other people posting on her QTK Facebook page that do the same thing. They look horrible. I can’t believe people take her advice on how to apply it. If one of my friends looked like that I’d have to say something. I’d be so embarrassed for my friends if they followed her advice. It really looks atrocious. It’s looks like they forgot to blend it in but they are actually doing it on purpose. I also can’t stand her gummy smile.


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There is an older woman who’s name is one of the main characters in The Wizard of Oz, she posts at least six or seven selfies of herself with the same expression in each. She babbles about loving various products and thinks she looks good. She copies Ashley in her makeup application to the T and sadly it’s just as hideous. Quite frankly the poor woman looks ridiculous. So many women in that cult, I mean group, tell her how beautiful she looks including Amanda on a regular basis. To me that’s just cruel. If you are running a business and one of your customers looks like a $2 hooker isn’t it your responsibility to say something?


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I know exactly who you are talking about. She does look hideous. Now she’s in rehab and is still making up her hooker face every single day. The last thing I would be doing while I was in rehab would be making myself look like that. I’d concentrate on getting better but hey, that’s just me.


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This has probably already been answered.. curious about what she is in rehab for? I feel sad for her with her posts, she looks ridiculous and she has no idea. I’ve often wondered if she is a little bit simple.


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[JD386]

There is an older woman who’s name is one of the main characters in The Wizard of Oz, she posts at least six or seven selfies of herself with the same expression in each. She babbles about loving various products and thinks she looks good. She copies Ashley in her makeup application to the T and sadly it’s just as hideous. Quite frankly the poor woman looks ridiculous. So many women in that cult, I mean group, tell her how beautiful she looks including Amanda on a regular basis. To me that’s just cruel. If you are running a business and one of your customers looks like a $2 hooker isn’t it your responsibility to say something?


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I know exactly who you are talking about. She does look hideous. Now she’s in rehab and is still making up her hooker face every single day. The last thing I would be doing while I was in rehab would be making myself look like that. I’d concentrate on getting better but hey, that’s just me.


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This has probably already been answered.. curious about what she is in rehab for? I feel sad for her with her posts, she looks ridiculous and she has no idea. I’ve often wondered if she is a little bit simple.


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I totally just looked and it’s not drug/alcohol rehab. It’s physical rehab doing PT/OT because she fell down the stairs. It’s sad that she can’t put weight on the entire right side of her body yet continues to do a full face of clown makeup to be like Ashley every single day.


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[4x4 year olds]

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but whenever I hear/read someone saying “nope” and “yep” it comes across as rude. Not trying to start a debate or argument just my own observation and opinion. I was brought up to say “yes sir, no sir, yes ma’am, no ma’am.” I raised my children to say “yes” or “no,” not “naw, yeah, nope,” and “yep.” Like I said, maybe it’s just me and my age because I’m a lot older than most on here I believe. Anyway, I would think on any business page answering any and all questions should be answered with more than a “nope.”

Of course the questions asking where they are made & with what material were not answered. Figures.

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You would expect them to say no and then explain how/where they get them from? Nope from them like this is they are doing it a dodgy way and they are making it clear they don’t want to elaborate, that’s how I read it anyway. Arrogant donkey abuser...


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[4x4 year olds]

This just sounds so forced and emotionless. The use of the word MOTHER is just weird. [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201903 ... 0b5504.jpg[/IMG]


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Probably because it’s a novelty, doesn’t happen very often


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[Krissy M24]

I’m dreading tomorrow vlog? Oh, golly golly, I wonder what it’s gonna be about. God let it NOT be about Greece

[JD386]

I’m just so amused that their Greece vlogs are a giant flop. Their trip was LAME on IG so I can’t imagine the vlogs could be any better.


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[4x4 year olds]

This just sounds so forced and emotionless. The use of the word MOTHER is just weird. [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201903 ... 0b5504.jpg[/IMG]


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Not a single one of them is looking at her never mind interacting at her. I think he means “their mother talking at them”


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Are we even sure they are playing the game or that she is even interacting with them? Could be just set up for the photo


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[schnitzel94]

The long anticipated Q&A’s.

Hey Tylard, you left out some important information. Don't worry, I fixed it for you!

Q&A’s for March 2019

Oh its been too long since we’ve done one of these! Its time to get back on the saddle! We so enjoyed reading all of your wonderful questions! We picked several from todays post that we will now answer! Here you go!

How do the two of you resolve disagreements, especially about child rearing?

This has been one of the most difficult variables for Ashley and I as the girls have gotten older (and more out of control) and more decision making comes into play, ill be honest. Every parent has an idea of a good way to do something. That being said, we were all raised in different households with different rules and love languages. Ashley and I are no different. We were raised in completely different homes as far as boundaries, rules, communication are concerned.(I ruled the roost and she was a princess with no boundaries whatsoever). This has made it very interesting while NannyNotaNanny is raising our own children, but not impossible! Without writing a novel about this one, the most important thing for Ash and I when making decisions together is doing what is best for the kids us. When we do have a disagreement, we can usually talk it out and communicate our feelings to each other (she is truly just disgusted by me), and come to a rational no decision at all about what is best for the kids. Now we’re not perfect (especially me, I tend to stray from that line), but we don't try our best to be our best for each other and the children. I think that when we truly love someone, we tend to want what’s best for them.(Although A$$ and I really only love ourselves). This in turn takes our attention away from our own wants and desires and focuses them on the person we care for. Ha Ha, just kidding! Again, it's really only about me and Trash. When we care for someone, it makes it easy to want to agree with them, to want to find that common ground, and want to move forward together. (Except Trash really should just "move forward" without me,as I'm just a loser). One last note, Ashley and I knew what we wanted for our family before we married, which was "whatever is easiest!" We had similar dreams and goals,which were to scam ourselves some IVF! I believe finding someone who you share those ideals with is only 13 surely makes marriage and not parenting easier.

2. How’s Indie doing?

See blog here!

3. What’s your favorite family trip you’ve taken the girls on so far?

Definitely Disney Aulani in Hawaii! That was such a magical journey for the whole family! One of my favorite memories was eating! watching the girls experience the ocean for the first time. They were mesmerized by how much crap I could scarf down! When the waves would come in and creep over their feet, you could just see their senses overwhelmed with disgust by my piggish ways. Scarlett really took the ocean that trip. She bonded with it, and began an instant love with it. (Don't you love how I describe things like a creepy pedofile!) I remember her constantly trying to swim away from whoever was holding her me, trying to go farther out into the water. It was like she Moana was wanting to get as far away from me as she could! Meeting Mickey, eating every chance I could, enjoying the beach, stuffing my face, the Hawaiian culture that we didn't bother leaning anything about, the food, the family staged photos; all of it just made for one vacation that we’ll never forget!


4. Were you friends with Nanny Ash before you hired her?

Yes! We had known her for a couple of years before she became the NotaRealNanny. She was actually our house cleaner (and laundered my skidmarked manties) before she was the nanny. We met her through our her best friends, Lane and Sam. Ashley was best friends with Lane’s little sister, and had been babysitting Lane and Sam’s kids for years. So when we first knew her, she was kind of their nanny, lol. (We literally stole her from our friends!) We were looking to hire some 100% house help, and she told Sam she was interested, so we hired her for that, and to raise our children. She was amazing overworked and underpaid! Over time, Ash kept joking manipulating, asking her when she was going to quit her other job and just come nanny for us be our slave. One day, Nanny Ash asked how serious we were about what we kept joking about her raising our kids. The rest is history. She went from Ashley to Nanny Ash, or Manny Ash as the girls call her, since SOMEONE has to be the man of the house, as I am a pansy loser!


5. Will you split the girls up in kindergarten?

We want to keep them together as long as we can, since they only garner attention as a unit. So far, with preschool, its been pretty great. You know, since they barely attend, what with the recent trips, various injuries & of course "staplegate". If one can't go, none will go. Their current teacher has done phenomenal getting to know them individually and telling them apart,(unlike A$$ and me) so we don’t feel like that will be an issue for future teachers. Ha Ha, just kidding again! There will be no future teachers ~ we'll "homeschool" them! We also love the idea of them being together. They are a great support punching bags to each other, a unit of love hate and distrust. We know that they cant do everything anything in this life together, (since we don't teach them shit), but we also know that with time, things will work out how they are supposed to their notoriety will fade, and we will go back to being nobodies. So we’ll keep them together as long as we can, as long as they’ll let us! continuing to exploit them for $$$$$.

6. What are all the aunts and Uncles names?

Ok, here we go!

Ashley’s side: Whitney Destroyer of Eyebrows and Greg- Kaya

Leslie and Joe – Stella, Max, Sabrina, Alex (family who DON'T want us at their birthday parties)

Jeff- Smart to stay off camera

Blake – Kinzie, Ayden, Linkin, Dax (Also family who don't really want to be around us at all)

Tyson side:

Denver and Joe- Olivia, Easton, Kal (family that are annoyed by us)

Drake and Claudia-(family that wish we would feed our own kids so they didn't eat off family's plates like Helen Keller)

Bo and Camilla- (family that wish were weren't related to them)

Joey and Shannon- Jett, Iver (family that does't admit to being related to us)


Jackson and Rachael- Mack (family who wish we would just go away)

Elijah and Kait- Crew, Shep (family who also wish they weren't related to us)

Garrison- the help

Madison- the help

Oakland- the help

Whew! That’s quite a list! And think about it, its still growing, I’m sure of it as much as I'm sure I'm a dirtbag loser who uses his family! ;D

7. What’s it like managing your businesses while also balancing family life? Any advice to those who hope to own their own businesses in the future?

I really love this question, and that’s why I picked it last! First of all, anyone can own their own business! This was something I didn’t really know before we did (I can't write sentences that make sense). I always thought I had to go to school, get that fake degree, and pretend to work my way up some corporate ladder (at a job someone had to help me get), or be the top worst salesman in somebody else’s company. Then we became business owners scammers. All of my ideology integrity went out the window. We were both using all of our talents and abilities barely there work ethic making somebody else richer. We were hardly doing all the hard work, working the long least amount of hours, traveling, and not seeing any of the benefits. You can be anything you want to be with hard very little work and no determination, I promise. It was hard making that first leap of faith scamming, I wont will lie. We pretend prayed and second-guessed patted ourselves on our backs over and over. Finally the answer was just ringing so loud in both of our ears we just leaped together into the world of MMA's and scamming. The rest is history, or a few chapters in a book I may write someday! Ha Ha, got you again! We all know I can't write for shit!

As far as managing your business and balancing family life, its no different that working that desk job. (Not that I would know). You prioritize things in your life, like A$$ and I always come first. We get work from home, yes, but we have to set boundaries and limits or else work will overlap family and family will overlap work. Wait, we don't do anything of the kind, as we really don't work at all, or raise our own kids. You have to be disciplined, scheduled, and willing to do the hard dishonest things as well as exploit your children for $$$ so that you can enjoy all the good things. Its definitely not a walk in the park, but I’ve never been happier fatter in all my life than I am now, and I know Ashley feels the same.

Also, when you’re building something of your own conning and conniving, you want it more, more, and more. You may not necessarily work harder, because we both never actually worked hard at our previous jobs, but the un-earned incentives you give yourself sure do motivate you to keep exploiting your children, and really drive your goals to earn as much $$$ as you can off the backs of your kids.

One other blessing about our scamming lifestyle ill share is this: We get to do it together! Now some people couldn’t do this, ill warn you, as they are honest and hard working. If some spouses spend too much time in the same room (not that we do), it may backfire. I know those couples. We are one of them. But you find your balance. Ashley and I are good at knowing our limits over-spending, taking care of only our needs, and our lack of strengths and our many parenting weaknesses. We know when we need a break, (which is ALL DAY EVERY DAY), when we need more time together, (We really don't, as she can't stand the sight of me), and when we’ve earned (via scamming) time to play. That didn’t did come naturally. Life taught us these lessons of how to con and scam people . That’s the beautiful thing about life. You never stop learning how to exploit people, especially your own kids.


I would encourage anyone wanting to start their own business to take the leap into scamming others. Do the least possible homework, prepare well poorly, don't think ahead, but take a chance everyone for every dollar you can. Life is only full of so many of them victims and kads. Don’t let them all pass you by before you realize they’re gone.

-Tyson the Fatass Loser

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[4x4 year olds]

The long anticipated Q&A’s.

Q&A’s for March 2019

Oh its been too long since we’ve done one of these! Its time to get back on the saddle! We so enjoyed reading all of your wonderful questions! We picked several from todays post that we will now answer! Here you go!

How do the two of you resolve disagreements, especially about child rearing?

This has been one of the most difficult variables for Ashley and I as the girls have gotten older and more decision making comes into play, ill be honest. Every parent has an idea of a good way to do something. That being said, we were all raised in different households with different rules and love languages. Ashley and I are no different. We were raised in completely different homes as far as boundaries, rules, communication are concerned. This has made it very interesting while raising our own children, but not impossible! Without writing a novel about this one, the most important thing for Ash and I when making decisions together is doing what is best for the kids. When we do have a disagreement, we can usually talk it out and communicate our feelings to each other, and come to a rational decision about what is best for the kids. Now we’re not perfect (especially me, I tend to stray from that line), but we try our best to be our best for each other and the children. I think that when we truly love someone, we tend to want what’s best for them. This in turn takes our attention away from our own wants and desires and focuses them on the person we care for. When we care for someone, it makes it easy to want to agree with them, to want to find that common ground, and want to move forward together. One last note, Ashley and I knew what we wanted for our family before we married. We had similar dreams and goals. I believe finding someone who you share those ideals with surely makes marriage and parenting easier.

2. How’s Indie doing?

See blog here!

3. What’s your favorite family trip you’ve taken the girls on so far?

Definitely Disney Aulani in Hawaii! That was such a magical journey for the whole family! One of my favorite memories was watching the girls experience the ocean for the first time. They were mesmerized. When the waves would come in and creep over their feet, you could just see their senses overwhelmed with excitement. Scarlett really took the ocean that trip. She bonded with it, and began an instant love with it. I remember her constantly trying to swim away from whoever was holding her trying to go farther out into the water. It was like she was Moana! Meeting Mickey, enjoying the beach, the Hawaiian culture, the food, the family photos; all of it just made for one vacation that we’ll never forget!


4. Were you friends with Nanny Ash before you hired her?

Yes! We had known her for a couple of years before she became the nanny. She was actually our house cleaner before she was the nanny. We met her through our best friends, Lane and Sam. Ashley was best friends with Lane’s little sister, and had been babysitting Lane and Sam’s kids for years. So when we first knew her, she was kind of their nanny, lol. We were looking to hire some house help, and she told Sam she was interested, so we hired her for that. She was amazing! Over time, Ash kept joking asking her when she was going to quit her other job and just come nanny for us. One day, Nanny Ash asked how serious we were about what we kept joking about. The rest is history. She went from Ashley to Nanny Ash, or Manny Ash as the girls call her.

5. Will you split the girls up in kindergarten?

We want to keep them together as long as we can. So far, with preschool, its been pretty great. Their current teacher has done phenomenal getting to know them individually and telling them apart, so we don’t feel like that will be an issue for future teachers. We also love the idea of them being together. They are a great support to each other, a unit of love and trust. We know that they cant do everything in this life together, but we also know that with time, things will work out how they are supposed to. So we’ll keep them together as long as we can, as long as they’ll let us!

6. What are all the aunts and Uncles names?

Ok, here we go!

Ashley’s side: Whitney and Greg- Kaya

Leslie and Joe – Stella, Max, Sabrina, Alex

Jeff-

Blake – Kinzie, Ayden, Linkin, Dax

Tyson side:

Denver and Joe- Olivia, Easton, Kal

Drake and Claudia-

Bo and Camilla-

Joey and Shannon- Jett, Iver


Jackson and Rachael- Mack

Elijah and Kait- Crew, Shep

Garrison-

Madison-

Oakland-

Whew! That’s quite a list! And think about it, its still growing, I’m sure of it! ;D

7. What’s it like managing your businesses while also balancing family life? Any advice to those who hope to own their own businesses in the future?

I really love this question, and that’s why I picked it last! First of all, anyone can own their own business! This was something I didn’t really know before we did. I always thought I had to go to school, get that degree, and work my way up some corporate ladder, or be the top salesman in somebody else’s company. Then we became business owners. All of my ideology went out the window. We were both using all of our talents and abilities making somebody else richer. We were doing all the hard work, working the long hours, traveling, and not seeing any of the benefits. You can be anything you want to be with hard work and determination, I promise. It was hard making that first leap of faith, I wont lie. We prayed and second-guessed ourselves over and over. Finally the answer was just ringing so loud in both of our ears we just leaped together. The rest is history, or a few chapters in a book I may write someday!

As far as managing your business and balancing family life, its no different that working that desk job. You prioritize things in your life. We get work from home, yes, but we have to set boundaries and limits or else work will overlap family and family will overlap work. You have to be disciplined, scheduled, and willing to do the hard things so that you can enjoy all the good things. Its definitely not a walk in the park, but I’ve never been happier in all my life than I am now, and I know Ashley feels the same.

Also, when you’re building something of your own, you want it more. You may not necessarily work harder, because we both worked hard at our previous jobs, but the incentives you give yourself sure do motivate you, and really drive your goals.

One other blessing about our lifestyle ill share is this: We get to do it together! Now some people couldn’t do this, ill warn you. If some spouses spend too much time in the same room, it may backfire. I know those couples. But you find your balance. Ashley and I are good at knowing our limits, our needs, and our strengths and weaknesses. We know when we need a break, when we need more time together, and when we’ve earned time to play. That didn’t come naturally. Life taught us these lessons. That’s the beautiful thing about life. You never stop learning.


I would encourage anyone wanting to start their own business to take the leap. Do the homework, prepare well, think ahead, but take a chance. Life is only full of so many of them. Don’t let them all pass you by before you realize they’re gone.

-Tyson

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Orrrrrr start a go fund me account, fall pregnant with multiples, invade every part of the privacy with videos and bam! You too could live off the backs of your kids


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