GQS| Indie Cried, Donkey Sighed, Your Face Is A Lie! | Part 48

[Lak]

There is an older woman who’s name is one of the main characters in The Wizard of Oz, she posts at least six or seven selfies of herself with the same expression in each. She babbles about loving various products and thinks she looks good. She copies Ashley in her makeup application to the T and sadly it’s just as hideous. Quite frankly the poor woman looks ridiculous. So many women in that cult, I mean group, tell her how beautiful she looks including Amanda on a regular basis. To me that’s just cruel. If you are running a business and one of your customers looks like a $2 hooker isn’t it your responsibility to say something?


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I know exactly who you are talking about. She does look hideous. Now she’s in rehab and is still making up her hooker face every single day. The last thing I would be doing while I was in rehab would be making myself look like that. I’d concentrate on getting better but hey, that’s just me.


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This has probably already been answered.. curious about what she is in rehab for? I feel sad for her with her posts, she looks ridiculous and she has no idea. I’ve often wondered if she is a little bit simple.


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This is what she said: I fell down the stairs I was in hospital for 5 days thank God no broken bones but my right side where I am already weak due to severe nerve damage I can’t stand or put pressure on my right foot my whole right side is weaker then before so I am now in rehab I can’t get up without assistance so I am here to do PT and OT The Physical therapists asked me what’s my goal I said to get home to my kids and husband so ladies can you keep me in your prayers that I will get stronger then before to go home to my family I hope all you beautiful ladies are having a great day She seems so positive with all she’s going through.


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[Rileysmomma]

Seminar starts April 11. I found the agenda on FB. KE and JS are both leading workshops. And there's a group of 5 married couples leading a session on support, motivation, etc. Wonder why A&T weren't asked to participate. After all, he's a co-owner of QTK. Ass isn't doing any presentations. Joni may have a horrible plastic face, but she's not dumb. She knows Ass is a lazy sloth whose success is based solely on her 4 kids. Ass has nothing to add to a business seminar. Joni keeps Ass happy because she's brought in a ton of money. But one day fairly soon, there will be cuter, smarter, more interesting multiples to follow, and her sales will start to slide and it will be the beginning of the end. No more crown and sash. No more invites to private Senefunctions. No more free trips.

Question: Will Bison go to Tulsa? I saw 2 activities planned for husbands -- a fishing tournament and golfing. Lol. I'm sure he'd rather hang with the ladies.

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[Krissy M24]

Seminar starts April 11. I found the agenda on FB. KE and JS are both leading workshops. And there's a group of 5 married couples leading a session on support, motivation, etc. Wonder why A&T weren't asked to participate. After all, he's a co-owner of QTK. Ass isn't doing any presentations. Joni may have a horrible plastic face, but she's not dumb. She knows Ass is a lazy sloth whose success is based solely on her 4 kids. Ass has nothing to add to a business seminar. Joni keeps Ass happy because she's brought in a ton of money. But one day fairly soon, there will be cuter, smarter, more interesting multiples to follow, and her sales will start to slide and it will be the beginning of the end. No more crown and sash. No more invites to private Senefunctions. No more free trips.

Question: Will Bison go to Tulsa? I saw 2 activities planned for husbands -- a fishing tournament and golfing. Lol. I'm sure he'd rather hang with the ladies.

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at least Tyson boy get some excercise in

[JD386]

Seminar starts April 11. I found the agenda on FB. KE and JS are both leading workshops. And there's a group of 5 married couples leading a session on support, motivation, etc. Wonder why A&T weren't asked to participate. After all, he's a co-owner of QTK. Ass isn't doing any presentations. Joni may have a horrible plastic face, but she's not dumb. She knows Ass is a lazy sloth whose success is based solely on her 4 kids. Ass has nothing to add to a business seminar. Joni keeps Ass happy because she's brought in a ton of money. But one day fairly soon, there will be cuter, smarter, more interesting multiples to follow, and her sales will start to slide and it will be the beginning of the end. No more crown and sash. No more invites to private Senefunctions. No more free trips.

Question: Will Bison go to Tulsa? I saw 2 activities planned for husbands -- a fishing tournament and golfing. Lol. I'm sure he'd rather hang with the ladies.

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He for sure will be going. I can confirm I’ve seen it in writing. No way he goes on any of the dudes trips though. He will either lurk near Ashley or hang out in the hotel room doing live feeds.


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[Krissy M24]

Seminar starts April 11. I found the agenda on FB. KE and JS are both leading workshops. And there's a group of 5 married couples leading a session on support, motivation, etc. Wonder why A&T weren't asked to participate. After all, he's a co-owner of QTK. Ass isn't doing any presentations. Joni may have a horrible plastic face, but she's not dumb. She knows Ass is a lazy sloth whose success is based solely on her 4 kids. Ass has nothing to add to a business seminar. Joni keeps Ass happy because she's brought in a ton of money. But one day fairly soon, there will be cuter, smarter, more interesting multiples to follow, and her sales will start to slide and it will be the beginning of the end. No more crown and sash. No more invites to private Senefunctions. No more free trips.

Question: Will Bison go to Tulsa? I saw 2 activities planned for husbands -- a fishing tournament and golfing. Lol. I'm sure he'd rather hang with the ladies.

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He for sure will be going. I can confirm I’ve seen it in writing. No way he goes on any of the dudes trips though. He will either lurk near Ashley or hang out in the hotel room doing live feeds.


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sitting in hotel talking to his tween girlfriends or stuffing his face with food at a restaurant

[3momstrong]

They don’t want to "use all their talents and abilities making someone else richer or do all the hard work, working long hour and not seeing any of the benefits." Hmmm, isn’t that what most of the team members below A$$ley are doing. In MLM businesses it’s always those at the bottom making all the money for those at the top like A$$ley.

They act like they are these big business owners, yet the only business they “own” is their Chinese blanket scam business. Senegence does not belong to them. She is always telling everyone to sign up under her and make lots of money. However, unlike her, most of us don’t have miracle quadruplets to exploit for moneymaking purposes.

And of course once again Mr. Buffoon Pontificator is talking about writing a book. I can only imagine the chapters…
Chapter 1 Big Fat Liars
Chapter 2 Even Bigger, Fatter Scammers
Chapter 3 Having Private Conversations with Underage Girls,
Chapter 4 How to Groom a 13 year old When You’re 19
Chapter 5 Pretend You Have 500 Jobs While You Sit on Your Ass All Day
Chapter 6 Eating Your Way to a Heart Attack by Age 40
Chapter 7 Pretending You’re Religious by Posing for Church Pictures Twice a Month
Chapter 8 Lie Feeds Will Make You Feel Like Other Give a Shit What You Have to Say
Chapter 9 Getting Out of Your In-Laws Basement
Chapter 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Wife’s Bed
Chapter 11 Living with the Fact Your Wife Makes 99% of Your Household Income
Chapter 12 Others Can Raise Your Precious Miracles While You Travel the World
Chapter 13 Exploiting Your Children so They Grow Up to Hate You

Snarky33 for the Internet win today! This is great!


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[AthenaA]

schnitzel94-your edit of their questions and answers was brilliant.


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[3momstrong]

The long anticipated Q&A’s.

Hey Tylard, you left out some important information. Don't worry, I fixed it for you!

Q&A’s for March 2019

Oh its been too long since we’ve done one of these! Its time to get back on the saddle! We so enjoyed reading all of your wonderful questions! We picked several from todays post that we will now answer! Here you go!

How do the two of you resolve disagreements, especially about child rearing?

This has been one of the most difficult variables for Ashley and I as the girls have gotten older (and more out of control) and more decision making comes into play, ill be honest. Every parent has an idea of a good way to do something. That being said, we were all raised in different households with different rules and love languages. Ashley and I are no different. We were raised in completely different homes as far as boundaries, rules, communication are concerned.(I ruled the roost and she was a princess with no boundaries whatsoever). This has made it very interesting while NannyNotaNanny is raising our own children, but not impossible! Without writing a novel about this one, the most important thing for Ash and I when making decisions together is doing what is best for the kids us. When we do have a disagreement, we can usually talk it out and communicate our feelings to each other (she is truly just disgusted by me), and come to a rational no decision at all about what is best for the kids. Now we’re not perfect (especially me, I tend to stray from that line), but we don't try our best to be our best for each other and the children. I think that when we truly love someone, we tend to want what’s best for them.(Although A$$ and I really only love ourselves). This in turn takes our attention away from our own wants and desires and focuses them on the person we care for. Ha Ha, just kidding! Again, it's really only about me and Trash. When we care for someone, it makes it easy to want to agree with them, to want to find that common ground, and want to move forward together. (Except Trash really should just "move forward" without me,as I'm just a loser). One last note, Ashley and I knew what we wanted for our family before we married, which was "whatever is easiest!" We had similar dreams and goals,which were to scam ourselves some IVF! I believe finding someone who you share those ideals with is only 13 surely makes marriage and not parenting easier.

2. How’s Indie doing?

See blog here!

3. What’s your favorite family trip you’ve taken the girls on so far?

Definitely Disney Aulani in Hawaii! That was such a magical journey for the whole family! One of my favorite memories was eating! watching the girls experience the ocean for the first time. They were mesmerized by how much crap I could scarf down! When the waves would come in and creep over their feet, you could just see their senses overwhelmed with disgust by my piggish ways. Scarlett really took the ocean that trip. She bonded with it, and began an instant love with it. (Don't you love how I describe things like a creepy pedofile!) I remember her constantly trying to swim away from whoever was holding her me, trying to go farther out into the water. It was like she Moana was wanting to get as far away from me as she could! Meeting Mickey, eating every chance I could, enjoying the beach, stuffing my face, the Hawaiian culture that we didn't bother leaning anything about, the food, the family staged photos; all of it just made for one vacation that we’ll never forget!


4. Were you friends with Nanny Ash before you hired her?

Yes! We had known her for a couple of years before she became the NotaRealNanny. She was actually our house cleaner (and laundered my skidmarked manties) before she was the nanny. We met her through our her best friends, Lane and Sam. Ashley was best friends with Lane’s little sister, and had been babysitting Lane and Sam’s kids for years. So when we first knew her, she was kind of their nanny, lol. (We literally stole her from our friends!) We were looking to hire some 100% house help, and she told Sam she was interested, so we hired her for that, and to raise our children. She was amazing overworked and underpaid! Over time, Ash kept joking manipulating, asking her when she was going to quit her other job and just come nanny for us be our slave. One day, Nanny Ash asked how serious we were about what we kept joking about her raising our kids. The rest is history. She went from Ashley to Nanny Ash, or Manny Ash as the girls call her, since SOMEONE has to be the man of the house, as I am a pansy loser!


5. Will you split the girls up in kindergarten?

We want to keep them together as long as we can, since they only garner attention as a unit. So far, with preschool, its been pretty great. You know, since they barely attend, what with the recent trips, various injuries & of course "staplegate". If one can't go, none will go. Their current teacher has done phenomenal getting to know them individually and telling them apart,(unlike A$$ and me) so we don’t feel like that will be an issue for future teachers. Ha Ha, just kidding again! There will be no future teachers ~ we'll "homeschool" them! We also love the idea of them being together. They are a great support punching bags to each other, a unit of love hate and distrust. We know that they cant do everything anything in this life together, (since we don't teach them shit), but we also know that with time, things will work out how they are supposed to their notoriety will fade, and we will go back to being nobodies. So we’ll keep them together as long as we can, as long as they’ll let us! continuing to exploit them for $$$$$.

6. What are all the aunts and Uncles names?

Ok, here we go!

Ashley’s side: Whitney Destroyer of Eyebrows and Greg- Kaya

Leslie and Joe – Stella, Max, Sabrina, Alex (family who DON'T want us at their birthday parties)

Jeff- Smart to stay off camera

Blake – Kinzie, Ayden, Linkin, Dax (Also family who don't really want to be around us at all)

Tyson side:

Denver and Joe- Olivia, Easton, Kal (family that are annoyed by us)

Drake and Claudia-(family that wish we would feed our own kids so they didn't eat off family's plates like Helen Keller)

Bo and Camilla- (family that wish were weren't related to them)

Joey and Shannon- Jett, Iver (family that does't admit to being related to us)


Jackson and Rachael- Mack (family who wish we would just go away)

Elijah and Kait- Crew, Shep (family who also wish they weren't related to us)

Garrison- the help

Madison- the help

Oakland- the help

Whew! That’s quite a list! And think about it, its still growing, I’m sure of it as much as I'm sure I'm a dirtbag loser who uses his family! ;D

7. What’s it like managing your businesses while also balancing family life? Any advice to those who hope to own their own businesses in the future?

I really love this question, and that’s why I picked it last! First of all, anyone can own their own business! This was something I didn’t really know before we did (I can't write sentences that make sense). I always thought I had to go to school, get that fake degree, and pretend to work my way up some corporate ladder (at a job someone had to help me get), or be the top worst salesman in somebody else’s company. Then we became business owners scammers. All of my ideology integrity went out the window. We were both using all of our talents and abilities barely there work ethic making somebody else richer. We were hardly doing all the hard work, working the long least amount of hours, traveling, and not seeing any of the benefits. You can be anything you want to be with hard very little work and no determination, I promise. It was hard making that first leap of faith scamming, I wont will lie. We pretend prayed and second-guessed patted ourselves on our backs over and over. Finally the answer was just ringing so loud in both of our ears we just leaped together into the world of MMA's and scamming. The rest is history, or a few chapters in a book I may write someday! Ha Ha, got you again! We all know I can't write for shit!

As far as managing your business and balancing family life, its no different that working that desk job. (Not that I would know). You prioritize things in your life, like A$$ and I always come first. We get work from home, yes, but we have to set boundaries and limits or else work will overlap family and family will overlap work. Wait, we don't do anything of the kind, as we really don't work at all, or raise our own kids. You have to be disciplined, scheduled, and willing to do the hard dishonest things as well as exploit your children for $$$ so that you can enjoy all the good things. Its definitely not a walk in the park, but I’ve never been happier fatter in all my life than I am now, and I know Ashley feels the same.

Also, when you’re building something of your own conning and conniving, you want it more, more, and more. You may not necessarily work harder, because we both never actually worked hard at our previous jobs, but the un-earned incentives you give yourself sure do motivate you to keep exploiting your children, and really drive your goals to earn as much $$$ as you can off the backs of your kids.

One other blessing about our scamming lifestyle ill share is this: We get to do it together! Now some people couldn’t do this, ill warn you, as they are honest and hard working. If some spouses spend too much time in the same room (not that we do), it may backfire. I know those couples. We are one of them. But you find your balance. Ashley and I are good at knowing our limits over-spending, taking care of only our needs, and our lack of strengths and our many parenting weaknesses. We know when we need a break, (which is ALL DAY EVERY DAY), when we need more time together, (We really don't, as she can't stand the sight of me), and when we’ve earned (via scamming) time to play. That didn’t did come naturally. Life taught us these lessons of how to con and scam people . That’s the beautiful thing about life. You never stop learning how to exploit people, especially your own kids.


I would encourage anyone wanting to start their own business to take the leap into scamming others. Do the least possible homework, prepare well poorly, don't think ahead, but take a chance everyone for every dollar you can. Life is only full of so many of them victims and kads. Don’t let them all pass you by before you realize they’re gone.

-Tyson the Fatass Loser

Check out today’s vlog below!




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^^^THIS^^^ Phenomenal! Bravo!


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[Krissy M24]

They don’t want to "use all their talents and abilities making someone else richer or do all the hard work, working long hour and not seeing any of the benefits." Hmmm, isn’t that what most of the team members below A$$ley are doing. In MLM businesses it’s always those at the bottom making all the money for those at the top like A$$ley.

They act like they are these big business owners, yet the only business they “own” is their Chinese blanket scam business. Senegence does not belong to them. She is always telling everyone to sign up under her and make lots of money. However, unlike her, most of us don’t have miracle quadruplets to exploit for moneymaking purposes.

And of course once again Mr. Buffoon Pontificator is talking about writing a book. I can only imagine the chapters…
Chapter 1 Big Fat Liars
Chapter 2 Even Bigger, Fatter Scammers
Chapter 3 Having Private Conversations with Underage Girls,
Chapter 4 How to Groom a 13 year old When You’re 19
Chapter 5 Pretend You Have 500 Jobs While You Sit on Your Ass All Day
Chapter 6 Eating Your Way to a Heart Attack by Age 40
Chapter 7 Pretending You’re Religious by Posing for Church Pictures Twice a Month
Chapter 8 Lie Feeds Will Make You Feel Like Other Give a Shit What You Have to Say
Chapter 9 Getting Out of Your In-Laws Basement
Chapter 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Wife’s Bed
Chapter 11 Living with the Fact Your Wife Makes 99% of Your Household Income
Chapter 12 Others Can Raise Your Precious Miracles While You Travel the World
Chapter 13 Exploiting Your Children so They Grow Up to Hate You

oh, Snarky, too bad you can’t share this with him...because it’s sooo true! Me like chapter 6 the best..but 12 and 13 is too the best

[Snarky33]

schnitzel94 your edit of Bison's Q&A was brilliant and gave me a good laugh. I hope he hires you to edit the book he's going to write.

[lmmomSD]

They either _just_ started the game, or it was staged. All the pieces are in the beginning spot. And as was discussed, two of them are sitting on the table as usual.
Could Trashley's hair look any more disgusting? Two inches of VERY dark roots and filthy dirty/greasy. She is not a blonde, no matter how hard she tries to convince everyone she is.

And that blog! The spelling and grammar were horrible. "I'll" spelled "ill", he still doesn't know how to use pronouns-- no clue when to use I vs me. And the pompous talk about loving the girls and doing what's best for them? I call bullshit. Not only have they admitted to doing what's easiest, they are utterly incapable of putting anyone else's needs ahead of their own.
No real update on Indie. Just "check out the blog".
Arrrgh.

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[lmmomSD]

Too late to edit, but wanted to say Tyson is totally orally fixated. He always has either food, a toothpick or flosser, a straw from a giant soda, gum, or a finger in his mouth. Disgusting.

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[photonailpolish]

Idk if it’s been discussed here, but the similarities between a sociopath and Tyrone are uncanny.


Glibness and Superficial Charm - I know we are disgusted by him, but he does portray superficial charm.

Manipulative and Conning
Convincing thousands of people that he is a wholesome family man running wholesome family businesses. He is a massive manipulating con. Too many examples here.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Again, can think of a million examples, but the constant “I am Tyson gardner and I am entitled and invincible attitude”

Pathological Lying
So many lies can’t keep them straight - “family” chatting with teens when it’s clearly just him, left the 3 girls alone for only 5 minutes but hugsy or whoever it was lives 15 mins away. So. Many. Examples.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
4 year old daughter splits her head open, gets 10 staples, and leaves the country less than 24 hours after.

Shallow Emotions
The constant “ we are so blessed by our Hod” emotional posts

Incapacity for Love
Has a wife way out of his league and yet still follows the women he follows on insta and chats promiscuously with tweens.

Need for Stimulation
Addicted to food, sugar, and Instagram.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Again, indie cutting her head open and failing to see why this was a cause for concern

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
I am not white knighting Ashley but I think she was brainwashed into his controlling manipulation from a very impressionable age. He has very controlling and I’m betting a lot happens behind closed doors.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Ie his failed Mormon mission

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
This can be seen in his responses on social media. Also his money spending habits.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
No need to elaborate on this one

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Going from bankruptcy to selling cheap blankets, marketing them as handmade and calling that his new life plans

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
His 4742 businesses. Now scrunchies.


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[Haulnarse]

The scrunchie thing shits me off, well in fact anything they sell. Do people just fall at their knees and buy whatever the heck they sell cos of who they are??

I support WAHM’s as much as the next person, but if I can buy my girls the big 6-8” bows for $1-2 on AliExpress (free shipping) vs paying $6-10 per bow (plus shipping) from a WAHM who claims they are handmade by themselves, yet they are identical to those from AliExpress. I know who im going to buy from - AliExpress. Scrunchies ive brought a set of 36 different coloured ones for NZ$14 from AliExpress. (My 7 year old wears them for gymnastics).

I’m all for supporting legitimate work at home moms who actually make their items. Im not about to support someone who buys online, repackages and marks up 600%

[skipperpt]

Suffered through the vlog today to see why they didn’t go to the cooking class with the rest of the group...they elected to go to a couples massage instead. Sorry for the person who had to rub down Tyson after his donkey ride....


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[Snarky33]

schnitzel94-your edit of their questions and answers was brilliant.


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Just read your response and I didn't see it until this morning. I swear this was the first time reading it, but we basically said the exact same thing--even with starting it with schnitzel's name, because I'm sure you like me didn't want to respond to the long post. I find it really funny when a lot of us here are thinking the exact same thing about this family. I guess you could say we are all like-minded about this ridiculous family.

[Krissy M24]

Boring Vlog today...all about Greece...no girls in this Vlog

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[UnicornSnark]

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Saw this meme online and had to share


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[JD386]

The Dirtbag Greecy 14 got their pool party shut down because they were being loud. SHOCKING. I would never travel with these people. So embarrassing.


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