The Lindquists

[ForeverGauc01]

When the kid is playing on the school playground, none of the other moms are gunna give a shit if you had drugs or not, and you probably won’t give much of a shit either.


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[Margie]

Here’s to Elle needing an emergency c section and totally fucking up her perfectly, “unnaturally created” baby girl birthing ideals!!!

[TeachIT]

Here’s to Elle needing an emergency c section and totally fucking up her perfectly, “unnaturally created” baby girl birthing ideals!!!

Omg that would be amazing. She needs a lesson in humility

[okaythatlldo]

Her face in the latest Instagram photo...


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[TeachIT]

She pretends to be super cool with YT disabling comments, but she removed “Youtuber” from her profile and it now says “video creator”. Interesting.

[okaythatlldo]

She pretends to be super cool with YT disabling comments, but she removed “Youtuber” from her profile and it now says “video creator”. Interesting.

And she just reposted her styling the bump video in Instagram in portrait mode, asking everyone to flip their phones horizontal to view it. She also did a Facebook poll asking people how they prefer to watch videos on Facebook (ie portrait/landscape/laptop). Curiouser and curiouser...could she be leaving the YouTube platform behind?? Maybe Facebook/Instagram are rolling out video monetization?

Oh and let’s not forget the shade she threw at YouTube when someone asked her if she still went to their events etc. She said no because everyone was too young etc for her. It was an odd answer.




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[Nacholife]

She pretends to be super cool with YT disabling comments, but she removed “Youtuber” from her profile and it now says “video creator”. Interesting.

And she just reposted her styling the bump video in Instagram in portrait mode, asking everyone to flip their phones horizontal to view it. She also did a Facebook poll asking people how they prefer to watch videos on Facebook (ie portrait/landscape/laptop). Curiouser and curiouser...could she be leaving the YouTube platform behind?? Maybe Facebook/Instagram are rolling out video monetization?

Oh and let’s not forget the shade she threw at YouTube when someone asked her if she still went to their events etc. She said no because everyone was too young etc for her. It was an odd answer.




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That would make more sense actually because she has 3,600 followers on Facebook and that’s about how many viewers she actually has. Why stream on YouTube where no one watches ?


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[okaythatlldo]

She pretends to be super cool with YT disabling comments, but she removed “Youtuber” from her profile and it now says “video creator”. Interesting.

And she just reposted her styling the bump video in Instagram in portrait mode, asking everyone to flip their phones horizontal to view it. She also did a Facebook poll asking people how they prefer to watch videos on Facebook (ie portrait/landscape/laptop). Curiouser and curiouser...could she be leaving the YouTube platform behind?? Maybe Facebook/Instagram are rolling out video monetization?

Oh and let’s not forget the shade she threw at YouTube when someone asked her if she still went to their events etc. She said no because everyone was too young etc for her. It was an odd answer.




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That would make more sense actually because she has 3,600 followers on Facebook and that’s about how many viewers she actually has. Why stream on YouTube where no one watches ?


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All of a sudden her 1% viewership becomes 100%. Smart move lol.


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[starstoshame]

She pretends to be super cool with YT disabling comments, but she removed “Youtuber” from her profile and it now says “video creator”. Interesting.

And she just reposted her styling the bump video in Instagram in portrait mode, asking everyone to flip their phones horizontal to view it. She also did a Facebook poll asking people how they prefer to watch videos on Facebook (ie portrait/landscape/laptop). Curiouser and curiouser...could she be leaving the YouTube platform behind?? Maybe Facebook/Instagram are rolling out video monetization?

Oh and let’s not forget the shade she threw at YouTube when someone asked her if she still went to their events etc. She said no because everyone was too young etc for her. It was an odd answer.




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That would make more sense actually because she has 3,600 followers on Facebook and that’s about how many viewers she actually has. Why stream on YouTube where no one watches ?


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LOL. Really though, it always blows my mind how many subscribers she has VS how many views she gets on her videos. I mean, I guess it doesn't surprise me necessarily, but that says loud and clear that 95% of her subscribers couldn't care less about the content she's putting out.

[TeachIT]

And her engagement is the same 40-50 kiss asses on every single post. People who gladly follow the “only kiss my ass or get blocked!” rules that she sets up. But she touts this AMAZING community when it’s really just the same people complimenting her over and over. IF someone comments a question they are usually ignored, unless it’s a chance for her to brag, or if someone shares part of their life she turns it right back around to herself.

That isn’t a community. That’s your little gang of obsessed groupies.

[TeachIT]

Trying to figure out what’s happening in her latest belly pic. Did she try to photoshop herself slimmer and do a bad job, so the “edges” of her look weird? Or is she really that lumpy around the edges?

I mean if she was trying to photoshop it didn’t help but I have 100% caught her photoshopping her thigh gap. My friend works on a magazine doing photo edits and she confirmed that the lines, light, and angles in elles photos show she’s trying to slim between her thighs. This latest photo is just waist up but she looks very jagged/bumpy

[ForeverGauc01]

Thoughts on the latest vlog: major eye roll at her thinking she’s in early labor. This is her 3rd child, she knows what labor feels like.
I can’t believe her midwives didn’t tell her to take a warm bath or shower and chug some water to see if that helped, before sending her to emerg. She was probably just dehydrated, or tired.

Also, I hate when she calls Cohen the Viking child. He was doing anything that a “normal” toddler doesn’t do. He was having fun, using his imagination, not causing any harm. Just because forde is so docile and boring, they think Cohen is some wild child. I hate it.
Her interactions with the boys are SO forced and all for the camera.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

She is definitely flexing for her Instagram posts to make herself look tinier. Her relaxed belly on today's vlog looks way bigger (as it should be, she's in her 3rd trimester for goodness sake). That's why admire fitness people who does video before and afters because only video shows the real deal. Photos can't show the 360 perspective and the jiggles that we all have. To me that's brave and empowering.

Also, if Cohen is a viking child then my boys are completely feral, lol! Cohen is an ordinary toddler doing toddler things. You can definitely gauge Elle's controlling nature by how she inflates her children's level of activeness. Over the years I've come to accept the way my sons are and that I do have to work harder in empathy and discipline strategies where they can still have a balance of freedom and respecting others/not wrecking anything they touch. I feel the more she articulates that Cohen is a viking, the more special she feels. I just hope when Cohen grows up he won't resent the fact that him doing normal things is treated as abnormal behavior by Elle.

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[okaythatlldo]

I feel like this whole Viking Child thing is a joke someone laughed at one time and now she’s just riding it because she’s the most hilarious person of all time. Even if nobody really finds it funny anymore haha.

Also I love in the vlog how she’s like “I don’t even have a bag packed!” She sure had time to grab the camera bag instead of her toothbrush, though.


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[Nacholife]

Elle calling and labelling her child “a Viking” is basically saying he’s a “trouble maker”, raging through villages and ransacking homes. If that’s how she wants to label her child by all means she might as well get him a shirt with the words “Little terror” on it, I’m sure The Children’s Place sells a shirt like that because they carry the worst slogans on shirts I’ve ever seen.


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[okaythatlldo]

Elle calling and labelling her child “a Viking” is basically saying he’s a “trouble maker”, raging through villages and ransacking homes. If that’s how she wants to label her child by all means she might as well get him a shirt with the words “Little terror” on it, I’m sure The Children’s Place sells a shirt like that because they carry the worst slogans on shirts I’ve ever seen.


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I also feel like framing Viking Child as a joke is a way for her to mask her disdain for his behaviour.


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[TeachIT]

She hates kids acting like kids. She wants all children to be weird boring silent Forde robots.

She’s in for a surprise with #3, I bet.

[SuperchicDeadpool]

I hope Elle heard my eyes rolling when I watched her explain that normal excited toddler behavior is "why" she calls him the Viking child...

And why leave Forde out of going to the ultrasound appointment? Of the two kids it seems that Forde would most appreciate seeing the 3d/4d of the baby.

[TeachIT]

Sorry, but she should feel bad for going in to L&D for Braxton Hicks. She has two kids, she should know better! She just WANTED there to be some drama for her pregnancy (I mean come on she had time to grab VLOGGING GEAR but not her hospital bag?).

[ForeverGauc01]

^that is EXACTLY why she went to l&d. Literally just for the views. She was almost giddy on the way in. She knew she was having Braxton Hicks, no other signs of labor.


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